"Washing your body is just a side job. I want you to relax more."
"Thank you for your trouble. It's not necessary." Sarinko was pushed forward by Meihong and complained, "Besides, taking a bath can't relax you. It's the same at home."
"This is a new experience, don't resist it." Meihong blinked her eyes. "Don't underestimate the public bathhouse. Huiyin once said so."
"Can you please not talk about bathhouses like people~?" Sarinko rolled her eyes.
...
"385 yuan for adults and 170 yuan for children." The old lady collecting money at the entrance pointed at the two people and said so.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm over 12! You should charge me 385 yuan! Why did you point at me and say 170 yuan? Explain it to me clearly!"
"Okay, okay, I'm giving you a discount but you still don't want it." Meihong grabbed Sarinko's arm and said, "By the way, my wallet and everything else have been blown up. You pay for it."
"Huh?" After calming down, Sarinko looked at Meihong with a complaining look, "You brought me to a place like this, and you're asking others to pay for it?"
"I'll return it to you when I get back. Don't say such ambiguous words." Meihong patted Sarinko's head.
"Well, just think of it as a chance to learn about the lives of ordinary people." Sarinko threw down a few coins and said, "Please return them to me when you get back."
"You are the representative of the common people, don't talk like that stupid bat (Remlia: yawn!)"
"It's just for now. One day I will become a rich man!" Sarinko said of his ambition, "I will drink a bottle of wisdom potion and draw ten times in a row to my heart's content!"
"Yeah, I understand, I understand." Meihong agreed with Sarinko's words, "But let's try to pay off the 10 million debt first."
"Ugh...depressed..."
Chapter 73: The Miss is Really Fun, So...
"I was wondering why you cover yourself so tightly." Meihong said speechlessly as she looked at Zuo Linqin who had wrapped himself several times with a bath towel.
"Because I'm shy." Zuo Linqin stammered, and pulled up the towel to cover the bare cliffs. His ivory-white feet rubbed left and right uncontrollably. "What if someone sees me naked..."
"No one would want to see it, they are all homosexual." Meihong rolled her eyes and said, "Besides, there is nothing good about you, would you like that kind of skinny figure, are you a lolita control?"
"Hmph, this kind of flexible body shape is the best." Zuo Linqin naturally doesn't care about her figure. If she really becomes a big-breasted woman, it would be a real problem.
"Look, look, I'm super mobile!" Zuo Linqin started jumping left and right.
"Okay, stop embarrassing yourself." Meihong took off her white shirt, revealing the slight bulge wrapped in a bra. "I really don't know where your boundary of shame lies."
"Huh, I also have a flat body, and you're still talking about me..." Zuo Linqin blushed and glanced at Meihong, then walked straight into the bathroom, "I'll go in first."
"After all, after taking the Penglai medicine, my body has been frozen in my youth. I can't grow even if I want to." Meihong didn't care about Zuo Linqin's words. She was the type who didn't care about her appearance, otherwise she wouldn't dress herself up like a bad girl.
"Remember to clean yourself up before you go in the water, or you'll be thrown out by those old ladies!"
"I see. It's really troublesome." Zuo Linqin opened the door, allowing a few wisps of steam to escape. "Anyway... Let's take a shower first, right?"
"As expected, there is nothing to cover... It's too open, damn it." Zuo Linqin curled his lips and looked at his tightly wrapped body. "Girls' bodies are really troublesome... Don't look at them without permission!"
He found a small stool and sat down, then found a wooden bucket and poured warm water on himself.
I felt that the fatigue was also flowing away from my body along with the water droplets, which was just as Meihong said.
"Just give it a go like this..."
"That won't do." Meihong's voice came from behind the quilt, and the faucet was turned off. Then Zuo Linqin felt Meihong smear some cold liquid on his head. "Some basic cleaning must be done."
"ah!?"
"Don't move." Meihong rubbed Sarinko's hair slowly, and foam spread from her hands.
"Really, really, don't do unnecessary things!" Zuo Linqin turned back and complained to Meihong angrily.
What he saw was the white body of the girl, which made Sarinko turn his head back in an instant. The blood rushed to his head and his whole face turned pink.
"Why, why aren't you wearing anything?"
"Because there's no need. We're all of the same sex, and not everyone is as shy as you... Hey, hey, I told you not to move around." Meihong said without caring at all. She stopped what she was doing, picked up the wooden basin prepared beside her, and poured the warm water in it onto Sarinko's hair. "Close your eyes."
"Wow!" Sarinko was caught off guard and got her face covered in foamy water. "Eyes, eyes!"
...
“Hmph…” Sarinko sat in the children’s bathtub, puffing up her cheeks and sulking.
“Hey, are you still angry?” Although they were divided into different areas, the entire bathhouse was only that big. Meihong was sitting not far from Sarinko, so she could hear him as soon as he spoke. “Didn’t I tell you to close your eyes?”
"I don't care, it's your fault!" Sarinko rubbed his eyes lightly, still feeling a little stinging.
The foam rushed into my eyes, and a blindness BUFF appeared in the status bar. The burning sensation seemed to have also reduced my HP a little bit...
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault." Meihong waved her hands, indicating that she would not bother with the child who was sulking in the children's bathtub.
"Hmph...I won't forgive you."
"Ah, that's it." Meihong tapped her palms and said, "After you take a bath, I'll treat you to ice water and milk! It will be very refreshing."
“…But you didn’t bring any money.” Sarinko rolled her eyes at Meihong.
"On credit." Meihong said nonchalantly, "I still have some dignity among people."
"Hmph... I won't be polite." Sarinko snorted and suddenly stood up.
"Are you going out?" Meihong raised her eyebrows, looking at Saringo who still wrapped his body tightly like a sushi even when soaking in the water.
"Oh my, do you really want to drink milk?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Sarinko rolled her eyes again. "I'm sixteen years old after all. It's too embarrassing to hang out with these kids."
"You just rushed in before."
"That's because I was mad at you."
Sarinko sat down far away from Meihong and began to stare at the ceiling.
"Hey, Meihong... Tell me... do I really have the talent to become a great magician?"
"Ah?" Meihong looked at Sarinko speechlessly. "Why are you saying this suddenly? I thought you would care more about the debt. Isn't all my organizational language wasted by you saying this?"
Chapter 74: Return to the main storyline
"Why do you suddenly want to ask this?"
Meihong gently patted the head of the girl beside her, who usually looked confident.
"Don't you always think that you are the strongest magician? I am the Ring of Darkness and Evil. Come explore the abyss with me!"
Meihong did not deliberately lower her voice. Her words, which were full of the flavor of a middle school student, attracted the attention of many aunts and little girls. If you look closely at Meihong's face, you can see a blush. This behavior is also exposing her own shamelessness.
"Shameful." Zuo Linqin looked at Meihong with disdain and complained.
"You also know that this is embarrassing?"
"Humph, a thousand-year-old old woman still doing this kind of action is naturally embarrassing." Zuo Linqin twitched his nose. "And I am still a minor... um, a girl? Anyway, doing this kind of thing should be acceptable..."
"Tsk, I'm really sorry that I'm an old woman."
Meihong narrowed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and punched Zuo Linqin on the head.
"Don't hit me on the head just because you disagree with me!" Zuo Linqin blocked Meihong's fist with his hand in time. "Now that I think about it, my intelligence growth is zero, probably because of you!"
"It's none of my business." Meihong rolled her eyes. "Don't put the blame on me."
"Don't change the subject. What do you think of me?" Zuo Linqin asked.
Meihong stroked her chin lightly, as if she was organizing her words, glanced at Zuo Linqin, and said.
"Do you want to hear the truth or do you want to hear..."
"It's a lie." Zuo Linqin interrupted Meihong without thinking.
"Oh, then you are simply the strongest wizard in Gensokyo. You are awesome in every sense of the word." Meihong said a lie with dead eyes, against her will.
"The truth." Zuo Lin captured.
"The most trouble-making idiot middle school wizard." Meihong said casually, "He was chased by a breeding season Mao Yu, lived with Feng Jian Yuxiang for half a month without any self-awareness, and destroyed a high-end mansion with magic by mistake just because he didn't keep an eye on it, and owed tens of millions of debts... He is simply a legendary idiot! He has only been in Gensokyo for a month."
"..." Sarinko pursed her lips, "I will bite you, I will really bite you, I am serious now."
"You were the one who asked me to tell the truth." Meihong waved her hand. "I didn't expect you to care about these things. What's the reason for you to become stronger?"
"Eh, the reason?" Sarinko scratched his head.
There seems to be no such thing as a reason... It's just because I traveled to another world... It's just because there is an extra system in my body...
"Maybe it's because... it's natural to become stronger after traveling through time?"
"Then your desire to grow up is really cheap." Meihong rolled her eyes.
"If I really have to give a reason... it's probably my childhood dream, right?" Sarinko bit her finger and said, "At that time, I was weak and could only read picture books at home... I imagined that I could have supernatural powers..."
"Wait, you are weaker?" Meihong asked with surprise, pinching Sarinko's muscleless arm. "This one is strong enough to kill a cow."
"Whether you believe it or not, I used to be weak and sickly!" Sarinko snorted, "This is not a setting, this is a fact! Anyway, after reading many stories, I think someone like me who is weak but intelligent should learn magic!"
“…Imagination must also be implemented in reality.” Meihong’s eyes suddenly became extremely gentle.
"Wait, why did your look suddenly change to something like 'I'll continue to undermine this silly kid's self-confidence'? I am also growing up! I don't need your comfort!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I understand, I understand everything." Meihong touched Sarinko's head. "The path you choose is the truth of your world."
"Although your reason is very very very very very very childish, I actually have no right to say anything to you."
"You use it too much!" Sarinko.
"Hehe, hanging out with a silly Apple like you, I seem to have become a lot more childish." Meihong smiled and said, "It's like going back to the past... I was very happy when I was with that guy back then..."
"Meihong?" Sarinko felt that Meihong suddenly had a hint of sadness... and hatred
"Sorry, I'm thinking about the past." Meihong looked at Sarinko, "Want to play the breath-holding game to see who can hold their breath the longest underwater?"
"You're treating me like a child again... But forget it this time." Sarinko pinched his nose and said, "I can definitely hold it in longer than you!"
Then he dived into the water.
"That's not necessarily true." Meihong also dived into the water.
...
"Wait, you're cheating! You obviously can't hold it anymore! Are you relying on the fact that you're from Penglai to stay in the water? Your face has turned pale!"
...
"Burp~" Meihong had a gloomy face, but she couldn't help burping. She couldn't control it anymore and actually drank a bellyful of bath water, although she eventually vomited it out later.
"You're an idiot... Why are you trying so hard?" Sarinko complained, "If you can't hold it anymore, just float up."
"Maybe I got infected by you." Meihong felt a little nauseous, but she didn't regret it. After all, how could she lose to this guy Sarinko...
After buying two bottles of ice water and milk on credit, Meihong handed one to Zuo Lingqin, "Here, as agreed... I'll drink first as a sign of respect."
The smooth milk flowed down my throat, finally covering up the smell of bath water.
"Hmm...that's great." Sarinko also sipped the milk.
"What's the point of drinking like this? After taking a bath, you should drink up the milk in big gulps, just like this!" Meihong demonstrated to Sarinko "Eehha——!"
"Like a little old man." Sarinko complained, and continued to drink in his own way, taking small sips.
...
Sarinko, it seems like she has matured a little bit.
...
Sarinko
Age: 16 years old
Level: 7
Power: 51
Agility: 13
Intelligence: 7
Skill: Sever (pulled)
Magic: Fireball, Incinerate, Flamestorm, Explosion, Sparkle
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