"Meihong!"
"exist!"
"Bite your teeth!" Shangbai Ze Huiyin rushed forward, grabbed the collar, and pushed her head forward!
Boom! There was a loud collision between the heads. It must have been painful.
"Ah..." Meihong let out a meaningless cry of pain, rolled her eyes, and her brain almost stopped thinking.
Simply put, I fainted.
"..." Sarinko was stunned.
"Sa-san, are you okay?" Kamishizawa Huiyin, who had knocked a man unconscious, looked at Sarinko with concern.
"No, there is no problem, no problem!" Sarinko has already made up his mind silently...
You must never make this teacher named Kamishizawa Huiyin angry!
"Then put on your clothes and we'll have dinner."
"…Yes…"
Chapter 8: Great Wizards Don’t Fall Flat
"Oh, it's women's clothing after all..." Sarinko looked at the black and red dress in front of her in distress. The bow on it was indeed very cute, but when she thought about it being worn by herself, Sarinko became a little hesitant...
Finally put it on...
"Well, that..."
"Hey, Sa-san? Well, you look refreshed after taking a shower." Kamishira Keiin's eyes lit up when she saw Saringo in new clothes.
"Please don't laugh at me... Ouch, why is this skirt so short..." Having never experienced such a feeling before, Sarinko blushed and pulled her skirt down with all her might, but still couldn't stop the chilly feeling.
“Why would I laugh at you? You’re so cute.” Ueshirazawa Huiyin closed her hands, narrowed her eyes and praised, “Meihong thinks so too, right?”
"It's really a childish outfit. It really suits you. Chew." Fujiwara Mohong took a bite of rice. "So I bought it without hesitation when I saw it. Now that I think about it, I have a good eye."
"Child, childish?!" Sarinko looked at her clothes in shock. They looked very normal and quite in line with her aesthetic standards.
"Don't listen to Meihong's nonsense. Zuo-san is just a child, so..."
"I, I'm not a child! I'm already sixteen years old!" Sarinko protested unconvinced.
The result was that the two of them gave each other a caring look that said, "You are really little kids."
If you want to compare your age in Gensokyo where people are often hundreds of years old, you are still too young (laughs)
"Anyway, let's eat first. I don't know if it will suit your taste." Kamishizawa Huiyin pushed Sarinko to the seat, and the three of them began to eat in silence...
“This is delicious!”
...No words spoken that night...
“Yoshi, I have to work hard for money today!” Wearing the black and red dress that she was still not used to, Sarinko waved her fist and encouraged herself, “Besides, the level went up yesterday, so let’s take advantage of this momentum! I’m leaving!”
"Wait a minute, Sa-san." Kamishizawa Huiyin held up a pair of white over-the-knee cotton socks and stopped the aggressive Sarinko. "You haven't put on your socks yet. This is not good for your feet."
"Uh..." Sarinko scratched his head and said reluctantly, "It's not a big deal if I don't wear it..."
"That won't do. Girls need to take good care of themselves." He stroked Sarinko's soft black hair and handed her a pair of knee-high socks. "Sa-san is a good kid, right?"
“…Guh, this is really hard to refuse.” She took off her sneakers, revealing her crystal clear white feet.
It was still an agricultural era with low production levels, but such exquisite socks could be produced. This was something that Sarinko could not understand.
As his feet and calves were gradually wrapped in the cotton socks, the subtle sense of tightness made Sarinko feel unexpectedly comfortable.
“…Gu, such erotic and obscene socks… Such a skilled technique, they actually want to let the great Dark Evil Ring indulge in such false pleasure…” Sarinko complained in a low voice with a flush on her face, as if she was touching forbidden fruit. If she continued to indulge in the pleasure of wearing women’s clothes like this, then could she still be considered the person she used to be?
"I won't wear the other sock!"
"Eh, eh?" Kamishizawa Huiyin tilted her head in confusion. Although it was quite strange for a mature woman to make such a cute gesture, there was a sense of contrast.
"Hehe, I can't forget my original intention (as a man)!" Sarinko hugged his chest and shook his hands, "Just wrap the other foot with a bandage, this will also better reflect my majesty as a magician."
"..." Kamishizawa Huiyin opened her mouth slightly and looked at Sarinko in surprise, "Is Sa-san still a magician?"
"Oh? Didn't I tell you? I'm the greatest... cough cough cough, well, I'm just an ordinary magic apprentice, an apprentice magician..." Suddenly remembering what he promised Meihong, Sarinko stretched out his five fingers behind him, scratched the back of his head and asked with a smile, "Kei-in-san, do you have any useless bandages here?"
“…There should be some bandages left in the medicine box at home. I’ll get them if you need them.” Kamishizawa Huiyin forced a smile, not really understanding what Sarinko was thinking.
"Then please~"
After getting the bandage, Sarinko skillfully tied it around his foot again and again, achieving a level that looked good but did not affect his movements. It seemed that he had practiced a lot in the past.
"Well, I'm going out now~"
"Come back early in the evening." Kamishizawa Huiyin prepared the lesson plan and waved goodbye to Sarinko.
...
"Hey! Fireball!"
"Hey, I asked you to help carry the materials, not to show off your magic! Stop shooting those funny fireballs of yours!" A white-haired old man with a beard roared at Zoringo while carrying a heavy piece of wood.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Boss-san, this is what you don't understand." Sarinko retorted to the white-haired old man while carrying the heavy wood material on his back, "Do you know why weightlifters have to shout loudly when lifting heavy objects? Because after shouting, the mouth will be closed immediately, and the chest, abdomen, waist, abdominal muscles and diaphragm will contract strongly, causing the pressure in the chest and abdominal cavities to increase sharply. The athlete's upper and lower limbs and waist and back muscles will also have a stable support point, so they can exert greater strength to lift heavy objects."
"And it's the same with me! I just need to send out a fireball and then..."
"Who cares about you?!" The white-haired old man was so angry that his eyes almost popped out. "Are you still going to work? If not, then pay the bill and leave!"
"I'll do it, of course I will!" To be honest, it took Saringo a long time to convince this stubborn old man through his eloquence that he had great strength (31 points of strength, twice the maximum strength of an adult man). People who only look at appearance at first glance are really annoying!
"By the way, it's not because I'm strong that I can lift this heavy material, but because I used my endless magic power to cast a levitation spell on this material. It looks like I'm carrying it on my back, but in fact I'm..."
"Shut up your asshole!" The grumpy old man's face flushed red, and he was about to explode with anger. "I'm going to fire you!"
"I'm sorry! I won't say any more... eh?!" For the sake of his wages, Sarinko bowed his head and apologized without hesitation, which resulted in the chassis becoming unstable and he fell to the ground, with wood scattered everywhere.
Sarinko, who was lying on the ground, didn't dare to raise his head to look at the old man, so he just pretended to be dead.
"Ah, I'm dead... Is this considered a work-related injury?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!! I'm going to fire you! Fuck you!"
...
Daily "Wood Protection" completed!
Get 250G, reward Elm x 1
The reward has been sent to the backpack, please enjoy the game.
Chapter 9: The Birth of the Miscellaneous Sage
As the days passed, Sarinko completed her tasks faster and faster, and became somewhat famous in the human village. Titles like the Sage of Miscellaneous Matters, the Chuunibyou Magician, and the Little Girl with a Hole in the Brain popped up one after another.
"I say, don't you have a nice nickname? And the last one is a complete personal attack!" Sarinko grinned, and doesn't she have a very formal title?
The Dark and Evil Ring! With such a cool title, no one has ever tried to call it that!
"Damn it... This rural area can't understand the charm of my title at all..." Sarinko walked to the notice board. On the notice board that was usually filled with notices, there were only two or three kittens now. "Wait, wait, why are there no tasks?!"
"...Ahem, is this Miss Idle?" An old man came out from the side. It was clearly a question, but he used a certain attitude. After all, the only person who stood in front of the notice board early in the morning, rain or shine, was this man. "Because of your activeness, everyone has almost solved most of the difficulties. For some problems that can be solved by themselves, no one will spend money to post task lists. There are only a few left..."
“…” Sarinko was silent.
Although Human Village is the largest human settlement, compared to the huge Gensokyo, it is only a very small part, so naturally there are not many people in it.
We see each other every day and have become familiar with each other. We will help each other when there are difficulties, so there are indeed few people who come to post task lists. It’s just that we are busy with the autumn harvest recently, so Sarinko has received so many tasks.
"That is to say, there are only a few missions recently..." Zoringo tore off several mission sheets without carefully looking at the content of the missions. "I will accept those missions."
"…Of course you can. After all, Miss Idle Person has a high reputation and everyone is confident in handing things over to you." But the old man's expression suddenly became strange again. "But Miss Assistant, are you really not going to take a look at the task list? There are some tasks in it that I suggest you don't get involved in..."
"It's okay, it's okay. Nothing can stump me. I'm a mage." Zorinko waved his hand and squinted his eyes and whispered, "Although completing tasks normally doesn't rely on the ability of a mage at all."
"Also, if possible, please don't call me the Sage of Miscellaneous Affairs. I have my own handsome name." Zorinko pressed his five fingers on his left eye. "Yes, it's the Dark Evil Ring..."
"Oh, I'm old and my hearing is not good... Miss Idle Person, what did you say just now? If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave first." The old man suddenly shouted and pretended that he had poor legs and feet, and walked back to the message room step by step.
"..."
...
"Let me see... Because of the autumn harvest, the Hieda family is short of people and is recruiting servants. How much is the reward?!... Pass, great, the great Dark Evil Ring will never be someone else's servant!" Sarinko sat on a public bench and checked all the task lists. "Help to look after the store... Hmm? This is okay, barely... Let's do this first."
Daily life as the "magician in charge of Korin-do": looking after Korin-do until Morichika Rinnosuke returns, and conveying his power as the Dark Evil Ring to the customers who come.
Difficulty: E
Mission reward: 500G
"At the entrance of the Magic Forest? This shop owner is really careless. Isn't he afraid of being attacked by monsters?" Sarinko guessed the shop owner's thoughts with malicious intent and walked towards the Magic Forest.
The building called Korin-do was indeed very conspicuous, and Sarinko spotted it at first sight. It was not difficult to find a building on the outskirts of the forest.
Sarinko walked up and knocked on the wooden door of Korindo, asking, "Hello, is Mr. Morichika Rinnosuke here?"
However, there was no sound coming from Xianglin Hall. Upon closer inspection, the wooden door was not locked and opened easily with a push.
"Excuse me...uh, do you need any help?" Sarinko stuck his head into the door and looked around, then saw the white-haired man who was trapped under the debris.
Although his entire body was pinned down and he couldn't muster the strength to break free, this man was very calm as he flipped through a black guide book with his chin. He didn't care at all that he was pinned down, and when he saw Sarinko come in, he just looked up and glanced at her.
"It's very necessary, please."
A modern version of the Monkey King trapped under a mountain of debris? Zoringo complained in his mind.
"Um, I'm here to help look after the store. I'm Sa... um, Sa Rin! Yes, Sa Rin! I'm a mage, please call me the Dark and Evil Mage Ring, I'll be happy that way. Since it's not my job to help Mr. Morichika, can I get a little more reward for saving Mr. Morichika?"
“…Ah, so it’s the idler? You’re really a reliable person. Please hurry up, my butt is… numb.” Morichika Rinnosuke put on a serious face and pretended not to hear Sarinko’s request for a salary increase.
“Tsk…” It seems that he is also a poor guy. The smile on Miss Sarinko’s face gradually disappeared.
But he still had to help, and Saringo quickly dug out Sun Wukong... ugh, Morichika Rinnosuke from under the pile of miscellaneous items. The store manager dusted himself off and then went into the room where Korindo's merchandise was displayed.
"Please wait outside for a moment, Miss Zuo."
"Why do everyone call me the Miscellaneous Sage... Is this title famous?" Sarinko rolled his eyes. Although the title of Sage is not bad, it always feels strange when it is associated with the word "Miscellaneous"...
"Okay, we're ready." After a long time, Morichika Rinnosuke finally came out of the room, carrying a backpack that was much larger than his size. "Then Miss Zuo, I'll trouble you to watch the store. Although I didn't expect anyone to respond, I planned to lock the store and leave in the morning... But something unexpected happened. As you can see, Miss Zuo, I was tripped up by my bad habit of leaving things in a mess. But since Miss Zuo is here, I will pay Miss Zuo the reward on the task list, and the store will be handed over to you."
"Oh, leave it to me without worry, but please come back early." Sarinko had already sat in Morichika Rinnosuke's boss chair, started to turn around, and expressed curiosity about the various familiar daily necessities around him. "Boss Morichika, many of your things here are from the outside world. I didn't expect that such things would exist in Gensokyo."
“…Some things from the outside world fall in from time to time, and I am only responsible for collecting them.” Morijin Rinnosuke rolled his glasses.
"Are you going out now just to collect these scraps?"
"…Hmm." Morichika Rinnosuke did not deny the word "junk" and did not look discouraged. "Ms. Zuo is from the outside world, right? If you have the chance, please discuss the use of these items with me."
"Eh? You don't know how to use it?"
"I can only recognize their names and general functions. I don't know the correct way to use them." Lin Zhizhu pushed his glasses again.
"I'll explain it to you if I get a chance." Sarinko fiddled with a little yellow duck in his hand. "But a lot of your things are broken. They're really tattered."
"..." Morichika Rinnosuke nodded, "I understand. I will sort it out next time."
"Well, I'll be back soon."
Chapter 10: So, what is this Chuunibyou?
"This... PT3! But there's no game disc, so it's useless..." Sarinko ignored everything else in Korin Hall and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets (Rinnosuke, you're letting a wolf into the house), and ended up finding the Third Princess that every child dreams of, which completely aroused Sarinko's fighting spirit. "No! There are so many things here, maybe I can find a few!"
Sarinko threw these technological items everywhere, making Korin Hall even more messy than before.
"Wow! Found it!" Sarinko looked at the game disc with the PT3 symbol in his hand with surprise. "Everyone's Golf Ⅱ" is a very famous work. "...Uh, golf?"
It just wasn't to Saringo's liking, and her excitement instantly grew like an eggplant hit by frost.
"Really... can't you find some interesting works, like Ancient Cave Beauty, Demon Slayer, The End of America, etc." Sarinko looked at "Everyone's Golf II" in his hand speechlessly and threw it aside. "Let's look for it again, maybe there will be other works."
...
An ordinary magician flew over the sky above the magic forest.
Today is the day when Marisa goes out to collect alchemical materials, and she mainly collects love mushrooms that can increase magic power. By the way, she will also ask Lin Nosuke to repair the Bagua furnace which was damaged again due to excessive firepower output.
"Anyway, let's give the Bagua furnace to Xianglin DA☆ZE first!" Marisa flew quickly to Xianglin Hall and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, it seems that today is the day when Xianglin goes out to pick up garbage. If we go there now, there won't be anyone."
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