I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"... Come to think of it, this is why it's so cold here..." Sarinko looked around and immediately spotted Cirno who was freezing something.

It was obvious that the cold wind was blown by this naughty kid.

"Cirno, what are you doing?" Zorinko walked closer with his hands in his pockets. "Stop blowing, I'm almost freezing to death."

"English frozen beef!" Cirno glanced at Zoringo, raised the frozen frog in her hand, and showed it to Zoringo like a treasure. "Hey, Apple! Let's play the barrage game! I'm very good!"

"No, I don't have time to play now." Sarinko shook his head and refused, "I have important things to do now."

"Oh, so that's how it is!" Cirno said as if she already understood. "Then how about playing the barrage game?"

"If you don't want to play, just listen to what others say, you stupid fairy!" Sarinko said speechlessly with a frown on his face.

"Hey, look! Freeze spell "Perfect Freeze"!" Cirno suddenly flew up and used the spell card, completely ignoring Saringo's feelings. Countless large and small barrages covered the area.

“…You’re so expensive! Take my favorite iron fist.” Sarinko was silent for a moment, then silently jumped up with all his strength.

"Wait, this isn't a spell card at all?!" Looking at Sarinko jumping towards them, Cirno suddenly panicked.

"This isn't a spell card battle, it's my loving correction of your twisted personality!" Sarinko corrected.

The iron fist broke through the barrage and punched Cirno, knocking her into the misty lake... Cirno, who was floating in the lake, had circles in her eyes and fell into a blackout state.

"Please reflect on this carefully." Sarinko brushed off the ice chips on his body and walked towards the entrance of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Hong Meiling was already there, waving at Sarinko vigorously.

"Good morning, are you here to see Patchouli-sama today as well?" Hong Meiling touched Saringo's head, then ran to open the door. "If Marisa could also go through the front door like you, Ringo, I wouldn't be scolded by Sakuya so often, ahahaha."

"Well... I'm actually more curious about why Misuzu-san is awake today..." Sarinko tilted her head and said, "Even before, she always slept with her arms around her chest and leaning against the wall."

"Uh, that's really hurtful. Is it that frequent? Hahaha... maybe. I've tried very hard to control myself..." Hong Meiling laughed and said, "I still have to watch the door, so I won't take you in."

"It's okay, just keep busy." Sarinko waved goodbye to Hong Meiling, and after walking a distance, he found that there were a lot of big snot bubbles coming out of Hong Meiling's nose...

"Uh…"

Chapter 139: Shocking Words

Patchouli closed the book in her hand and said, "I already know the general situation."

"I never thought you were a time bomb before?!" Remlia hugged her arms and shuddered. "Doesn't that mean I have been living in a disaster where I could die at any time! Oh, you are so scary, so scary. Now please stay away from me, thank you."

"Remi, you..." Looking at Remlia's exaggerated and affected posture, Sarinko couldn't help but twitched his mouth, "Forget it, I won't bother with you."

"Think positively, Apple." Remlia smiled proudly. "Although you may turn into a cat at any time, think about it... the situation can't get worse, right?"

"So quickly turn into a cat and show me. I want to see it, I want to see it. Show me now!"

"Oh my, you're making so much noise!" Sarinko pushed away Remlia who was getting closer and closer, and looked at Patchouli who was in deep thought with hope, "Pachouli-san, no, Patchouli-sensei, Patchouli-sama! You have to help me!"

"Ah... I'll try my best, but I'm not sure." Patchouli pinched her chin and frowned slightly. "I've also heard of this Eight Senses Eirin. Her strength is unfathomable. She can fight on par with the Yokai Sage... It's probably going to be very difficult to break the spell she cast."

What's more, Patchouli and Eight Senses Eirin have different systems, which makes it even more difficult to crack.

"Who is the Monster Sage?" Sarinko scratched his head. A stranger suddenly appeared, although the name sounded quite intimidating.

"Aren't you from the outside world?" Remlia asked curiously, "Have you never met Yakumo Yukari?"

"I've never met her before. Who is she?"

"Well, if I were to make a metaphor... it would be the mayor of Gensokyo?" Remlia made a wonderful analogy. "All outsiders will basically greet her when they arrive in Gensokyo. After all, she controls the Hakurei Great Barrier, and she will be able to sense anyone entering or leaving immediately."

"Well, she stopped us when we first entered Gensokyo," Patchouli added.

"Hey, if that's the case, my current state..." Sarinko felt a little uneasy and said, "Does it count as illegal entry? Will she find me... click."

Sarinko made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"Well, who knows about this kind of thing." Remlia patted Sarinko's shoulder and said, "Hey, don't be afraid of her, I'm here to protect you."

“I feel even more uneasy.”

"What do you mean?" Remlia glared and said, "If you ask me, it's just turning into a cat occasionally. It's not a vicious spell. Just bear with it."

"You really can't even talk without any pain in your waist..." Sarinko rolled his eyes.

Just then, the little devil and Sakuya came strolling over pushing a cart.

"Miss, Lady Patchouli and Miss Ringo, I will prepare caramel pudding for you." Sakuya Izayoi quickly placed the exquisite cake in front of the three of them.

"And I've made the black tea too~" The little devil raised the ceramic teapot, not wanting to be outdone. After all, the library was the little devil's home turf, and he coaxed and persuaded Sakuya into taking over the job of making tea.

"Okay, little devil, you've tried hard." Patchouli rubbed the little devil's hair with a smile.

"Hehehe~" The praised little devil did not stop and served the black tea to Patchouli and Remlia.

Then he poured a glass for Sarinko, by the way.

"There's no need to emphasize that by the way." Sarinko picked up the teacup awkwardly and took a sip.

After looking around, he asked Sarinko, "Strange, where is your sister Fran?"

"Do you have something to talk to her about?" Remlia took a sip of black tea. Black tea without any additives was not really to her taste.

"just asking."

"Oh." Remlia nodded, obviously not wanting to discuss this with Sarinko.

"Are you looking for Fran?" There was a sudden noise on the bookshelf, and a little blond head popped out from behind the bookshelf.

"Sister-san, come down quickly." Patchouli waved to Fran hanging on the bookshelf, "That's not a place to play."

"Yes, I know." Fran jumped off the bookshelf reluctantly, holding a heavy book in her hand. "But Fran was not playing. I showed up because Apple called me."

When Sakuya saw Fran coming over, she immediately said, "Second Miss, please wait a moment. I'll bring the chair over right away."

"Don't bother yourself, Sakuya." Fran shifted her gaze to between Remi and Sarinko.

Remlia understood immediately and patted her legs and said, "Want to act like a spoiled child with your sister? I really can't do anything with you. This time I'll make an exception and let you sit..."

"I'll just be on Apple~" Before Remi could finish her words, Fran leaned her soft body towards Sarinko.

"Ah..." Remlia was stunned for a while, then looked at Sarinko with an unhappy look and said, "Fran, you will cause trouble to this rotten apple. Come to your sister. I will give you half of my chair!"

"Don't say these things to my face..." Zoringo was embarrassed and glanced at the book in Flandre's hand.

Hmm, I can’t understand it at all... A book of this thickness can’t be a fairy tale or something.

Touch, touch...

"Well, that?" Sarinko looked at the cute blonde vampire moving around on her body, and involuntarily tensed her body. "Fran-chan? Is there something wrong with me..."

"Ah, Apple... I was wondering when my sister would make a move." Flandre raised her head, gave Zoringo a brilliant smile, and touched Zoringo's flat belly with her hand. "I really hope that day will come sooner!"

"Uh...that's true."

I can't say it, I definitely can't say it... Looking at such a pure and innocent smiling face, how can I say that girls can't have children, and even if they are born, you would be an aunt according to seniority? Such long and boring words will destroy the innocent dreams of little girls!

Not to mention that if I really said it out loud, I would definitely be torn to pieces by the embarrassed and angry Fran.

That was a really bad misunderstanding. Thinking of this, Sarinko felt a stomachache...

Pushing the caramel pudding forward, Sarinko winked at Remlia, who also had a bitter face, and soon got a response.

"Um, Fran...get off Apple first. She and I need to go to the bathroom..."

“No, that’s right. We are on good terms, so let’s go to the bathroom together. Ahahaha…” Sarinko pushed Fran off him and stood next to Remlia.

"Yes, that's right! How about Patchi come with us? We've been sitting for so long!" Remlia winked at Patchouli, but unfortunately Patchouli didn't seem to understand at all.

"No, you two can go."

“…How annoying! Just follow me!” Remlia pulled up Patchouli’s sleeve and blinked and signaled desperately.

“…Is there something wrong with your eyes? I have eye drops.” Patchouli complained calmly, and was pulled up by Remlia and quickly left the library.

"Apple Apple, can I have this pudding?" Fran said to Zoringo.

"Of course, no problem. Feel free to do as you please." Zorinko followed behind Remi and turned back to wave at Fran. "We'll be right back."

Fran glanced at Sakuya who was standing perfectly and elegantly beside her and asked, "…That's weird, why did Sister and Apple drag Patch to the bathroom with them?"

"Well~ maybe adults always have some pain that they don't want to talk about?" Izayoi Sakuya tilted her head and answered in a ambiguous way.

"I see, Fran doesn't understand~!" Fran sucked Sarinko's pudding into her mouth, her cheeks puffed up.

Then, not contentedly, she took Remi's pudding and said, "Then I will secretly eat my sister's pudding too. Don't tell my sister later!"

“……” Sakuya covered her nose and nodded gently.

...

Patchouli gently pushed up her red-rimmed glasses and said, "I see. I have understood the general situation."

"You guys lied and now you have to keep covering up your lies..."

"That's right, so hurry up and think of a solution, Patch! Otherwise, if we're exposed, Apple and I will definitely be drowned by the angry Fran's barrage of bullets!"

Sarinko was also nodding vigorously beside him.

"In order to make up for a lie, you always have to use more lies to make up for it, and the lies will eventually be exposed." Patchouli said seriously, "And the longer it takes, the more it will hurt my sister Sang in the end."

"Why not expose this stupid lie now while you can still stop it?"

"Then I might not survive this afternoon..." Zorinko trembled with a pale face. She was no match for Fran in the first place, and now that her fighting skills were sealed, it was even more impossible for her to fight Fran for a few rounds.

"I always feel that I won't have an easy time either... so I'd better reject it!" Remi thought about Fran's ruthless look when she went berserk, and she felt a sharp pain in her teeth.

"Since the road of admitting the mistake directly has been blocked..." Seeing that both of them rejected this approach, Patchouli threw out another method, "Why don't you try to make the fake play real?"

"Fake or real?"

"Well, I mean you two should really give it a try as a couple." Patchouli said expressionlessly.

Sarinko and Remlia looked at each other, confused.

"Only a fool would want to be with this guy." Remlia turned her head away and secretly looked at Sarinko's expression.

"Hmph, I wouldn't want to be a couple with a willful guy like you, okay?" Sarinko snorted.

"Besides, even if they are together, there won't be anything between two women." Remlia puffed up her cheeks and said to Patchouli.

"It's because I've thought about this that I told you about this plan." Patchouli took out a potion from her pocket.

"What is this?" Remlia had a bad feeling.

"...a potion that can make a person grow giant ０." Patchouli whispered these shocking words that sounded like thunder from the sky.

“…You, what did you just say?” Sarinko looked like she was about to cry. “Pachuli-san, I heard it wrong, didn’t I? I must have heard it wrong.”

"This is a potion that can make people grow zero roots." Patchouli repeated softly.

"You, you actually said it again!" Sarinko said in disbelief, "You are simply a demon."

"The most important thing is, you actually carry this kind of thing with you?" Remlia also looked shocked.

"It's not something difficult to talk about. This is also my academic achievement..." Patchouli kept an expressionless face but broke her composure halfway through, with a slight blush on her face.

"I absolutely reject this so-called fake-it-come-real plan!" Sarinko glanced at Remlia, blushed and said angrily, "Absolutely! This is even more unbearable than turning into a cat!"

"I absolutely disagree... although I am a little curious..."

"Don't be curious!" Sarinko immediately rushed forward and covered Remlia's mouth with his hand.

Chapter 140: Eat the meal while it's hot

Eventually, Sarinko got used to it, and after becoming better at controlling his emotions, he turned into a cat less often.

After all, there was nothing that could scare her normally...except for that little bastard Marisa who would jump out and scare her from time to time after she knew about Saringo's condition.

Of course, he beat her up severely with his cat fist every time, but it seemed that Marisa still enjoyed it and didn't learn her lesson at all.

"Because, after Apple turned into a cat, that human expression on her face was really funny, hahahaha!" Marisa sat on the broom, dodging the kettle that Sarinko angrily threw, and continued, "This has become a way for me to relieve stress. A cute little girl turning into a cat is awesome."

"Just wait for me. If you have the guts, don't come down for the rest of your life. Otherwise, I'll beat you up the first time I see you!" Sarinko was so angry that she was about to bite her teeth to pieces, but she couldn't do anything about Marisa who was flying in the air.

"It's just a joke, don't take it so seriously!" Marisa smiled flatteringly, but still refused to land, and continued in the air, "I came here to tell you that it's already the first month of the year, do you want to go to Reimu to pay homage together?"

"I won't go with you even if I want to go, you bad thing!" Zoringo puffed up his face and slammed the door and went into the house.

"Ah, this guy is really hot-tempered..." Marisa scratched her head awkwardly, "Then there's no other way. Let's try to invite Alice... maybe Patchouli can too?"

...

“So angry!”