I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"Woo..." Seeing this, Youyouko Saigyouji puffed up her cheeks unhappily.

When not in combat, Yuyuko Saigyouji looks like a simple and innocent girl.

"That's great, it seems the anomaly has been solved. I made a wasted trip." The Hakurei shrine maiden holding the imperial coin was late this time. She muttered the useless words without any motivation, "Now even the anomaly job has been snatched from me. It seems that I can graduate from the shrine maiden early and go back to drink some tea or something..."

If you look closely, this guy seems to have a lot of spring in him, no wonder it's so warm around him.

"Because I'm afraid of the cold, I snatched some from some guys." Reimu Hakurei said to herself. It seems that on the way to the underworld, she also defeated many unknown monsters.

"Reimu, you're really too late!" Seeing Hakurei Reimu appear, Yakumo Lan stepped forward and scolded, "How can you be so lazy? It's the responsibility of the miko to solve the incident."

"Okay, okay, who knew that so many guys would appear and actually solve the mutation in advance." Hakurei Reimu waved her hand. She didn't come here just to be taught.

Looking directly at the slumped Marisa, he pursed his lips and said, "After all, it's this guy's fault. He immediately went out when he saw the signs of something unusual. It's not that I'm too lazy as a miko, but this magician is a little too diligent, isn't it."

"There are actually a few people helping..." Reimu pinched her chin, paced back and forth in front of a few people, and said, "Didn't you guys just appear during the last incident? I still remember it."

"Ahaha...Marisa, hurry up and say something!" Sarinko was not very familiar with Hakurei Reimu, and when she saw her looking at her, she laughed awkwardly and poked Marisa with her elbow.

"Yeah, Reimu! I won this competition! I was right to say it was a mutation!" Marisa weakly raised her arms and made a "yeah" gesture, but she didn't admit defeat at all. "You should have something to say to me, right?"

"Ha--Okay, okay, just as you said, this time it's really a strange change. I'm really sorry for being late." Hakurei Reimu rolled her eyes and casually said, "It seems like you guys have been taught a lesson."

"You don't have any sincerity at all... It's decided. Now that the abnormality has been resolved, we must have a party when we return! We'll hold it at the Hakurei Shrine!" Marisa raised her fist in dissatisfaction.

"Hey, don't give me such troublesome things as making decisions on my own." Reimu Hakurei frowned.

"I think this is a good idea. We can also enjoy the cherry blossoms in the human world." Saigyouji Youyouzi clapped her hands and joined the conversation. "If you want to do it, Baiyulou can contribute."

"Tsk..." Reimu Hakurei still wanted to refuse and pouted.

"Well, I think the young lady would be interested as well, Miss Reimu," the head maid, whose current situation was not so cool, interrupted.

"What a trouble, only this time." Hakurei Reimu snorted and said, "But you have to deal with the arrangements by yourselves. I won't help you."

"... "

Yakumo Aoi, who was watching from the side, turned his gaze to Sarinko again and said.

"You are a child I have never seen before. This body looks like a human, but it feels inhuman... What on earth are you?"

"...Maybe a game character?" Sarinko scratched his cheek, not knowing how to answer.

Most of this body is in a digitized state, which is quite strange. I wonder how the god who resurrected her did that.

"Game...?" Yakumo Blue frowned. "No matter what, I don't want to see you use that move that causes a violent explosion again. If it affects the Hakurei Great Barrier... Anyway, please don't use it again. I will pass your information to Lady Murasaki, and she will decide whether you stay or go."

Feeling the malice in Yakumo Aoi's words, Fujiwara no Mokou, who was waiting on the side, stretched out her hand and stopped Sarinko behind her.

"Calm down, Fujiwara-san." Yakumo Lan said indifferently, "It's not time to take action yet... Maybe the situation is not as bad as you think."

"Perhaps you and this explosive girl have a very good relationship, but her appearance is really suspicious." Yakumo Lan analyzed calmly, "There has been no one like her who has disappeared into the Hakurei Great Barrier recently."

"To have this level of ability, without any background, suddenly appeared."

"For the sake of Gensokyo, this level of suspicion is necessary." Yakumo Aoi opened the gap and looked back at Meihong. "Bye."

"..." Meihong turned back slowly and silently and looked at Sarinko.

She is silly, but she can smile and cry. It has been ten months since I met her, and every memory of her emerges in my mind bit by bit.

She decided to trust her own judgement and gave a small smile.

This immediately made Sarinko feel relieved.

Chapter 154: The Reimu Maru text is here again!

After Youyouko returned the collected spring to Gensokyo, as if by a miracle, the ice and snow melted overnight and all things grew. From any angle, this was really weird.

Sarinko put the various winter heaters back into the system warehouse. "But there are still not many customers."

"There's nothing to buy here." Meihong lay down on the sofa and complained to Sarinko.

"Ha, then you really underestimated me. Do you think I just lie in the kotatsu and laze around all winter?" Sarinko shook his finger and said seriously, "I am accumulating experience every day to upgrade my skill tree. Do you know how troublesome it is to accumulate experience in the kotatsu? I almost fell asleep every time..."

"...I don't understand you game monsters."

"Hey, I'm not a monster, I'm a human." Sarinko corrected Meihong's words, "Even if my body is not human, as long as my will has not changed, you can't expel me from the human class!"

"Yes, yes." Meihong rolled over with her eyelids drooping, propped up her cheeks with her palms and said, "So, what on earth did you get promoted to?"

"Of course it's a trade that can feed me, alchemy!" Sarinko said, putting his hands on his hips. "Although I've thought about putting all my experience into explosion magic, after all, with SCP-458 here, I don't have to worry about food... But I think it will be useful to upgrade a versatile skill like alchemy."

"Oh, what specific improvements will be achieved after the promotion?" Meihong asked.

"Maybe it's because in the past we could use herbs to make Shanshi medicine, but now we can use cheaper things instead." Sarinko took out a piece of Shanshi medicine from his backpack. This thing already had 99 upper limits stacked up in the backpack, and it took a lot of skill to make it.

"Your stuff is simply unsaleable." Meihong said bluntly, "People in Renjianzhili have long been accustomed to buying medicines from Yongyuanting. Compared with this sticky thing of yours, the efficacy is much better."

"..." Sarinko silently took the medicine back and waved his hand, "Then I can only reluctantly sell some furniture to Xianglintang. Even if I sell it at wholesale prices, it will be quite profitable."

"Besides, my purpose is not to increase my alchemy level just to make more money!"

"My truly genius invention lies in this mouth!" Sarinko pulled out a bottle of green liquid that looked ominous from his pocket and pushed it towards Meihong. "Please drink it, Meihong Tan."

"Please allow me to refuse." Meihong rejected Sarinko's request without thinking. She didn't want to be Sarinko's guinea pig.

"Tsk." Seeing that Meihong didn't drink the liquid obediently, Sarinko snorted subtly and opened the bottle cap of the liquid himself. "Although the color is not quite right, this is non-toxic."

Gugugu—Zaringo drank it in one gulp, pinching her nose, as if she was drinking Chinese medicine.

He drank up all the liquid in the bottle, and then immediately stuck out his tongue the next second.

"Hey, is this really okay?" Meihong asked upon seeing this.

"No, it's okay, it's just a little too sweet..." Zoringo spoke with a tremor in his voice. After recovering from the shock, he immediately rinsed his mouth with mineral water, barely suppressing the sickening sweet taste. He explained, "I concentrated the entire bottle of intelligence potion. Although the dosage has become smaller, the sweetness has also increased to an outrageous level. If the previous cola-like taste was still drinkable... the taste of this thing now is really hard to describe."

However, I have successfully concentrated the 1.5L dose that can kill people into 200ml. The space in my stomach can accommodate more medicine, provided that I can tolerate the taste...

"For the sake of my intelligence, Meihong... you should be willing to make some small sacrifices, right?" Sarinko turned his head and looked at Meihong who was lying on her side, with a test tube of medicine that had appeared in his hand turning at his fingertips.

"I don't want to. It's impossible. Bye!" Meihong jumped up from the soft sofa and jumped out of the window of the room.

Seeing how miserable Sarinko looked, who would be willing to drink this stuff?

However, it seemed that the timing was not right. Just when Meihong was about to escape from Saringo's pursuit, she suddenly collided with a black object that was about to fly in from the window.

"what!"

"Aah~"

There was an exclamation.

……

"Kuku, after all, the incident is over. Wenwen, I heard about the big news and immediately rushed here from Youkai Mountain!" Reimu had a formal smile on his face, with a band-aid on his forehead. He held a camera in his hand and took pictures of Sarinko's alchemy house non-stop. "By the way, I've been to Marisana, Reimu, and the Scarlet Devil Mansion!"

"…So this is my last stop?" Sarinko raised an eyebrow. "I'm not interested in being in the newspapers. Do you want to leave on your own or do you want me to kick you out?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't be so heartless!" Yumemimarufumi's smiling face collapsed at once, and she pulled the corner of Sarinko's clothes and said pitifully, "When I first went to Reimu, she drove me out with the Yin-Yang Jade. Marisa was not at home at all. The Scarlet Devil Mansion was even worse. Every time I tried to sneak in, I was inexplicably moved outside by some unknown means... Well, it's the same as before."

"Anyway, Xiao Lingqin, you are the last link in my search for big news! You shouldn't be willing to let me go for nothing, right?"

Crying crow head

I couldn't bear it, and Sarinko really wanted to blurt out these three words.

But after thinking about it, I realized that no one reads the news about this guy anyway, so it’s not impossible to tell her something.

Of course, there was no way he could tell her for free.

Sarinko's expression kept changing, and it turned into a sinister smile, which he showed in front of Reimu Marufumi, and he said in a long tone, "Well - it's not that I can't tell you."

"Oh, there's a play~" Yumemimaru said excitedly suddenly, "From your tone, are you asking me to do something for you? For the sake of big news, even if I have to go through fire and water and sell my body, Wenwen, I can agree to it~"

"You don't need to go through fire and water, and you don't need to sell your body." Sarinko smiled, took out the concentrated wisdom potion hidden behind his back, and placed it in front of Reimu Maru. "As long as you drink this, I will tell you everything."

Meihong, who was watching from the side, suddenly looked at Reimu Marufumi with sympathy.

"...I say, this color doesn't look good." Yumei Wanwen carefully observed the reagent, his face a little ugly. "Come to think of it, last time I accidentally ate your weird-tasting apple and I accidentally spit it out. Could this thing be of that type too?"

"Don't worry, don't worry. This apple should taste much better than the last time." Sarinko said emotionlessly.

Chapter 155 Forced Transaction

"You're not lying to me, are you?" Yumei Marufumi raised his eyebrows and looked directly at Sarinko and said, "Children who lie will have to swallow a thousand needles."

"Hmm~" Sarinko looked away slightly and said, "Of course I can't lie to you. Hey, do you want news or not? If you don't want it, don't drink it."

"..." Reimu Marubun looked at Sarinko suspiciously, took the green test tube, and said with a bitter expression, "Then I have no choice but to sacrifice myself for the news! There is really no reporter more dedicated than me..."

"Yes, yes...don't hesitate, drink it quickly." Sarinko urged.

“…If I get drunk and something happens, please help me call the police.” Yumeimarufumi said to Meihong who was standing beside him.

"Don't worry, no one will know you've been here." Meihong said with a hearty smile.

"..." Reimu Maru shuddered, took a deep breath, tilted the liquid in the test tube in his hand a little, looked at Sarinko and said, "I think it's better to forget it. My sixth sense tells me that this liquid is definitely not a good thing. For the sake of my life, I think it's better to..."

"Stop fussing. You've already stepped into this room, do you expect to walk out safely?" Seeing that Reimu Marufumi actually wanted to go back on his word, Sarinko walked up to him, touched the potion with his left hand, put it into the system backpack, and summoned it with his other hand. He stuffed the test tube into Reimu Marufumi's mouth smoothly as if he had rehearsed it countless times.

"Mmmmm?!" Reimu Hōmei's eyes widened. Sarinko's speed was so fast that she didn't have time to react. Suddenly, a test tube was stuffed into her mouth, and then a...sweet taste that made her want to die began to spread in her mouth... It was an indescribable wonderful experience.

Reimu Marufumi began to struggle violently, and as the wings behind him continued to flap, a strong wind blew in the room.

But even so, Sarinko still held Reimei Maru tightly, and watched as the whites of her eyes began to roll up...

Finally, the wind died down.

...

Reimu Marufumi frowned and pursed her lips from time to time, as if she was trapped in a nightmare.

"Woooooooo!" Finally, she woke up.

"…You're awake." Sarinko sat next to Reimu Maru and looked at her quietly. "How do you feel?"

"..." Reimu Marufumi stared at Sarinko's face for a while without saying a word, then twitched his mouth and said, "Do you want to kill me?!"

"That potion is not poison, so it can't kill you." Sarinko explained calmly.

"I know!" Yumemimaru Bun covered his throat and stuck out his green tongue, saying, "But Wenwen, I just can't believe that someone would force a beautiful girl to drink this sticky... greasy, disgusting liquid!"

"Good medicine tastes bitter... and it's not sticky." Sarinko turned his head slightly away. "And it won't cause diabetes. Do you feel your brain is clearer?"

"…Hmm?" Reimu Hōrō tilted his head. "I think so. I feel a little refreshed, just like when I just woke up from a nap."

"Hey, the effect of increasing intelligence varies from person to person. It doesn't seem to be very obvious for monsters." Sarinko took notes. "The effect on Meihong doesn't seem to be very obvious either. Is it because she has lived too long?"

Seeing Meihong also lying on the ground, I was afraid that she had also been killed by Sarinko.

"What do you mean by lived too long!" Yumei Wanwen said with his eyes wide open, "In our tribe, I am an out-and-out youngster. It's really rude to slander the age of a beautiful girl!"

“Do you still care about your age?”

"Actually, I don't care that much, mumu~" Reimu Marufumi chuckled, moved a little further away from Sarinko, picked up the note paper in his hand and started writing something.

"Shocking! She actually did this to the visiting reporter and her roommate!"

"Hey, what are you writing in a distorted way again!"

"Hehe, the title should be more original. Don't worry, the content inside is all normal~" Yumemimarufumi dodged Sarinko's throwing technique. After being prepared, Sarinko couldn't even touch the corner of Yumemimarufumi's clothes. "Wenwen, I won't sell my innocence for such a small matter~"

"Can an unscrupulous reporter like you who confuses right and wrong really be innocent?"

"You are an unscrupulous alchemist who force-feeds drugs to people, so you have no right to say that to me!" Yumeiwanfumi stuck out her tongue. "I have fulfilled my responsibilities, and you should tell me the details of the mutation! Quick!"

"…Tsk, since nothing important actually happened, I'll just tell you briefly."

...The girl is describing...

"?"

Reimu Marufumi twirled the pen nimbly on her fingertips, and after listening to Sarinko's detailed account of the incident, she frowned in disappointment.

"that's it?"

"What do you want?"

Sarinko could not understand the primitive impulse of Reimu Marufumi to find big news, which was buried deep in her bones.

"How should I put it? It's boring and a bit short." Reimu Marufumi licked his lips. "It's just a simple solution to the abnormality... Isn't it a bit unqualified for the enemy to be anything other than the mastermind?"

"Such a short story, not even enough space for half a page of newspaper!"