Chapter 191: Could it be a preview of the swimsuit episode?!
"Huh, it's another peaceful day." Sarinko held the tea from Morichika Rinnosuke in her hand, squinted her eyes and sighed meaninglessly.
"I feel like if I live in this place for too long, I'll be assimilated by the tranquility..." Sarinko flipped through today's card pool, and then threw the pitiful salary he got from Morichika Rinnosuke into it.
Without any hope, Sarinko closed his eyes, took a sip of tea, and waited for the item extraction to be completed.
"See, I pulled out some garbage... huh?" Sarinko complained as usual, but this time he found that the props were not the usual white or blue.
"Hotbed residue: The hotbed residue from which demons are born.
Can throw chaos flames that can burn the surrounding area to ashes.
Demons born of fire,
Living in the smoke, gradually moving towards destruction.
And this is also the present state of the flames and the people. 』
"Hotbed Residue... a spell that comes from the same Dark Souls world as my Sunshine Gun." Zoringo sat up straight and looked at the entry carefully. "Although I haven't used the Sunshine Gun for a long time, that skill has never let me down. With my current intelligence, I'm afraid I can kill Remi with one shot."
Thinking of Momoko, Sarinko used the skill Hotbed Residue.
A huge spiral of chaos flame burned in his hand, and almost the instant it appeared, the furniture in the alchemy workshop was about to melt. Frightened, Zoringo quickly cancelled the casting of this skill.
"This power is too terrifying. This is just the aftermath. If someone is hit head-on by this skill, he will be killed instantly." Zoringo twitched his mouth. Are all the skills produced in this Dark Soul world so ridiculously powerful? Just a little bit of it had consumed nearly half of Zoringo's magic power.
It is a big mana consumer like Explosion Magic.
Then who should I find to test the power of my new skill… Someone who can eat this thing and not die…
"No matter how I think about it, it's only Meihong!" Sarinko clapped his hands.
(Meihong: …Why do I suddenly feel a chill on my back?)
"Although I don't think she would agree...Is it okay to release it secretly when I challenge someone to a duel? That won't work either. The power is too much greater than the barrage, and the miko will come to punish me..."
"Gensokyo is too peaceful... Can't a super-mutated monster like Ultraman appear so I can show off my skills?"
After realizing that he had gained another forbidden move, Zoringo lay down again like a salted fish. He was afraid that the kind of battle where Zoringo could use his skills at will could only appear in his dreams.
Reality does not allow it, and my own conditions do not allow it... I just can't point to blue.
"Haha, Suika, I'm back!" Ibuki Suika slapped open the loose door of the alchemy workshop. She drunkenly wanted to come in from outside, but her own horns were stuck in the middle of the door. Her face turned red and she started to push hard.
"Hey, hey, don't break my door! Just turn your head sideways and come in." Sarinko couldn't help but remind him.
"Yeah, just turn your head!" Ibuki Suika actually looked like she had suddenly realized something. "Thank you, Apple. I drank too much and my mind is a little unclear. Haha, hiccup!"
A beautiful girl who emits a strange smell when she burps is indeed very realistic in this respect. Sarinko covered her nose and took out the air freshener from her backpack and sprayed it into the air.
"Don't you brush your teeth every day?" Sarinko snorted at Ibuki Suika who was about to approach her, "Next time, please go directly into your own house from the backyard."
"But it's really boring to live in a room by myself~" Ibuki Suika plopped down on the sofa. Her big horns made people wonder if she would pierce the sofa directly. "At least let me stay here before dinner!"
“…Then you must take a shower, brush your teeth and chew some gum every day…” Sarinko moved away with disgust, but found that Suika looked like she was fast asleep the moment she touched the sofa.
Sarinko could only helplessly take out the blanket and cover Suika and her head.
"Apple, I'm here to play with you. The door is open. I'm coming in."
"Sir Ringo, excuse me for interrupting you."
It seemed like someone else came to visit, and walked in talking to himself.
"Really? You didn't even bother to come and play with me for all these days. You're so heartless... Huh, why is this guy here too!" She was very noisy as soon as she came in. It was definitely Remlia. Zorinko couldn't help scratching the red spot from the mosquito bite.
“Is it because of this guy that you didn’t come to see me, Lady Remlia?”
"Of course not, I just don't want to leave the house." Sarinko told the truth. To be more precise, he didn't want to go out without any tangible reward. Wouldn't it be nice to stay at home with a fan, and then play games with air conditioning after a few days!
"Why is this happening...you bastard...ababa aba aba..."
After entering Gensokyo, he is always busy solving anomalies and improving himself in order to become a great magician. Saringo also thinks it is time to give himself a summer vacation.
"Speaking of summer vacation, I wonder if there is a sea in Gensokyo. A swimming pool would be fine too." Saringo ignored Remlia's complaints and coquetry, and had already started imagining how to spend this summer happily.
"Wait Apple, are you listening to a word I say?" Remlia looked at Zoringo who was completely distracted, puffed up her cheeks in anger, and grabbed Zoringo's face and said, "How dare you be absent-minded when I'm talking to you? You're really brave!"
"Ms. Ringo, as far as I know, there should be no sea in Gensokyo." Sakuya Izayoi, who had only spoken when she entered the door, suddenly said.
"That's true. It's been so many months, if there was a sea, I would have known about it long ago..." Zoringo slapped Remlia's claws away and said with narrowed eyes.
"What? Apple, you want to go to the seaside? Isn't that easy?" Remlia understood what Zoringo was thinking and said, "Why don't you use your explosion magic to expand the Mist Lake? As long as you sprinkle salt in the endless water, it should be considered a sea!"
"I see... Then you really are an unparalleled little genius!" Sarinko rolled his eyes vigorously.
"Humph, it's just a joke." Remlia sat down next to Sarinko and said, "Although there is no sea in Gensokyo, it is not difficult to make a swimming pool. How about it, Apple? If you beg me, I will build one for you~"
Chapter 192 Playing Golf
"If you have the ability, then build one." Zoringo looked at the screen on the TV and said without turning his head, "But I remember that vampires are afraid of running water. Even if you build a swimming pool, it will be useless, right?"
"It's just a reduction in ability values. Just ignore this level of weakness." Remlia said with a look of "You are still too naive" and sneered, "If a vampire is afraid of such a small thing, how can he be considered the King of the Night? Don't treat me like those scum with impure blood, Apple."
"I gained useless knowledge..."
"Then let's start playing right away. I've finally come out here, and I can't waste this time!" Remlia pushed Ibuki Suika, who was lying next to Sarinko, away and picked up the handle of the game console very skillfully.
"Ugh!"
"You lazy vampire, do you really do anything other than drinking tea at home? Can you please stop pretending to be busy?" Sarinko couldn't help but complain when she saw Remlia's impatient look.
"Although we have a good relationship, Apple, if you slander me like this, I will still beat you up."
“Oh↗↘ (suddenly excited) You’re going to attack me... Come on, hurry up, hurry up——” Sarinko, who was worried about not being able to find a target for his experimental spell, suddenly stretched out his smile.
“…What’s that expression on your face?” Remlia shuddered at Sarinko’s weird smile and shrank her head. “Did you get some strange ability again?”
"Well, keep it a secret ~ unless you help me experiment with this new ability." Sarinko tapped her lips with her finger, blinked her eyes, and said in a sickly sweet tone.
It's really chilling. I guess she learned it from Yakumo Yukari.
"No, no, I can't stand being used as a test subject or something like that." Remlia opened the game American Survivor 2 that Zoringo was playing and created a new save file. "It's a new game I haven't seen before, Kuku, I hope it can bring me some joy."
Sakuya, who was standing by, glanced at the time on her pocket watch and said, "It seems that there is nothing important right now, Miss. I will take my leave first. Will you return to the museum today?"
"Well~I don't really want to go back..." Remlia stammered.
"Go back here, you bastard!" Zoringo slapped Remlia. "Do you want to play games here all day long?"
"Stingy Apple, I didn't say anything when you lived in the Scarlet Devil Mansion!" Remlia said angrily.
"You were the one who dragged me over there!"
Remlia sighed, took out the small notebook she carried with her, and scratched the numbers on it with her claws. "Tsk, there's really nothing I can do... Then I'll just forgive you 10 yuan of debt as my rent for today."
"Gu..." Suddenly remembering that he still owed the vampire in front of him a large debt, Zoringo turned his head and said in a faint voice, "Damn you, welcome..."
"As long as I have this debt that you can't pay off, I can do whatever I want to you. Hahahaha!"
Then this complacent guy was beaten.
"It hurts, I'm just saying it, I won't really threaten you to do anything..." Remlia said with tears in her eyes, covering her swollen head.
"So you just have a big bump now, instead of being pierced into a sieve by my lightning gun." Sarinko said something that Remlia could not refute.
"Damn attribute restraint! This is the first time I hate my vampire physique so much!" Remlia waved her fist and ordered Sakuya, "Sakuya, teach this unreasonable guy a lesson!"
"Then Miss Ringo, I'll leave the young lady in your care." Izayoi Sakuya just smiled indifferently and bowed to Saringo.
"She won't die of starvation."
"Sakuya, why are you just standing there!" Remlia puffed up her cheeks.
“Miss, please don’t act so willfully… Miss Ringo will laugh at you if you do this as a guest.” Sakuya shook her head, not paying attention to Remlia’s nonsense. “I will pick you up tomorrow, so please behave yourself during this time.”
“…Everyone is talking to themselves like this. Sakuya is unqualified as the maid this month!” Remlia said noisily.
"Are you still going to play? To be honest, I'm also new to this game and I only played a little bit of the tutorial." Sarinko patted Remlia on the shoulder and urged her unhappily.
"Oh, let's play now. We still have to play the game." Remlia held the controller obediently to prevent Zoringo from taking it away, looking like an internet-addicted girl. "Look, I'll clear it with one life today!"
"I think it's a bit difficult. I don't think there's enough time... But as a vampire, not sleeping for a whole night shouldn't be a problem." Sarinko changed to a more comfortable position and lay down.
"Uh, what are you guys arguing about?" After so many things happened, Ibuki Suika, who was sleeping nearby, was finally awakened by Remlia's royal loud voice. She rubbed her eyes and looked confused. However, even in this state, she still naturally took out the wine gourd and took a sip. "Guton Guton."
After drinking it in one gulp, I felt much more energetic.
"It's obvious at first glance. We're playing games." Remlia explained without turning her head. She was already using the controller to control Joel to gallop on his horse.
“…playing games?” Ibuki Suika looked at Remlia’s inexplicable movements, then at the real people on TV, which eventually turned into a strange expression like an old man looking at his phone.jpg.
This kind of novel thing is still too far away for ghosts to understand.
"Have you captured a human into this shikigami?"
……
After an hour of the game, Remi and Zoringo's expressions also turned into old men looking at their phones.jpg
“You just killed your savior without saying a word?” Remlia threw the handle aside.
"It's super, super hard to understand..." Sarinko twitched her lips. As someone who had played the first part, she was much more confused than Remi.
The protagonist of the previous game died just like that? This is too embarrassing, and the death is too far-fetched... There was not even a little resistance.
"Even if we become a Shikigami, human behavior is still so difficult to understand." Ibuki Suika curled her lips, but she didn't feel much about Joel's death.
"It's a shit show right from the start. What was the screenwriter thinking... I have a bad feeling about this."
Chapter 193 Bloodsucking Impulse
After experiencing a series of indescribable plots, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Sarinko rubbed his eyes sleepily.
Remlia was watching the plot on TV and didn't seem to have any intention of stopping. She hadn't even touched her dinner and was completely immersed in the game.
I have to say that although the opening was a bit of a letdown, American Survivor is indeed a top-notch production. Apart from the plot, the gaming experience is still quite good, which makes Remlia unable to stop.
"Remlia, it's time to go to bed." Now there are only Saringo and Remlia at home. After waking up, Ibuki Suika went out again. Nighttime is the time for monsters.
"I'll go to bed soon." Remlia replied perfunctorily.
Looking at Remlia's appearance, it seems that she really intends to fulfill her previous promise tonight and complete the game.
Anyway, the vampire was very energetic at night and she probably wouldn't die suddenly, so Sarinko just let her be.
"If you want to eat, it's in the fridge. You can heat it up yourself... But vampires don't eat ordinary food like this." Sarinko yawned and prepared to wash up and go to bed. The game console was occupied, and the night in Gensokyo was particularly boring, making Sarinko more sleepy than usual. "Good night, Remi, don't make too much noise."
"Good night, good night... Oh, this is terrible..." Remlia said perfunctorily, without even glancing at the screen.
Sarinko shrugged and went upstairs. This was the first time she slept in the new bedroom after the second floor was built. After changing into a light red pajamas, Sarinko turned on the air conditioner.
"Although we haven't reached the point where we have to turn on the air conditioner to prolong our lives, it's okay to enjoy it occasionally." Sarinko squinted her eyes while hiding under the quilt. "Sure enough, it feels the best to be under a thick quilt with the air conditioner on... We just need to increase the number of generators, right?"
Then, after a few tumbles, the only sound left in the room was the hum of the air conditioner.
……
“Damn it!… Why did it become this nasty woman’s story again? Why should I know this guy’s story…” Remi played the game from Abby’s perspective again. She was so unhappy that she shouted out loud, but then she quickly stopped muttering, “Although I can’t explain why, it’s too uncomfortable to have the perspective change like this. I can’t play it anymore.”
After all, Remlia is a more emotional vampire. After bringing in Ellie, she now feels uncomfortable when she sees this guy named Abby, and she can't get into the story of this character at all.
Not to mention that this thing actually has muscle collisions that make people's scalps tingle, making Remlia want to break the plate on the spot.
“…What the hell did I have to watch!” The big bat had a bitter face and forced himself to continue fighting the zombies, but in the end he didn’t want to play anymore and put down the controller.
Exhaling a breath, Remlia relaxed her body which had become somewhat stiff from maintaining the same posture for so long.
"I was concentrating so much just now that I didn't pay much attention to it. I think I'm a little hungry." Remlia glanced at the clock hanging on the wall. It was already midnight. She felt a surge of sadness in her heart for no reason and opened the refrigerator involuntarily.
Apart from the ingredients, there was only the dinner prepared by Saringo, and the portion left for Remlia was barely touched.
"It tastes good, but vampires only eat normal food to satisfy their appetite." Remlia chewed the cold chicken breast she took out of the refrigerator nonchalantly. "It doesn't taste very solid."
Remlia couldn't help but look upstairs and coughed, "I just wanted to see if Apple was asleep. I don't have any other ideas."
"By the way, if she doesn't sleep well, I can cover her with a blanket. Yes, just a blanket."
Remlia tiptoed up the stairs. Although vampires make no sound when they walk, with the help of her ability, she easily opened the locked wooden door of the bedroom.
"Tama..." Remi opened the door a little, and with her night vision she could see Sarinko's room clearly.
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