After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"......"

Li Muhan was speechless, but he still agreed to her conditions.

"Okay, but I still need a little help from you."

"...a small favor?"

Hypnos frowned after hearing Li Muhan's words.

An hour later.

It is already 2 o'clock in the middle of the night. Although Tianhai City is a city with a good nightlife, people have not yet recovered from the previous serial disappearance of girls, so the city seems particularly quiet at this time.

But in Li Muhan's body, today was a bit lively.

【I warn you, human】

Lucifer, whose body was restrained, looked at Li Muhan warily as he kept approaching him. The devil who always took pleasure in deceiving humans was now helpless in front of this human being.

He couldn't help but feel humiliated.

【Don’t come over here! ! ! 】

[Your Highness, we can discuss this...]

[I can give you a lot of things you want... Do you like my body, am I beautiful? 】

[Wait, wait, you, you, what are you going to do! Hello! etc! Me, me, I'm not ready! wrong! I didn't want to prepare for this at all! 】

The woman's pleas kept coming to Li Muhan's mind. When he looked at the woman again, Li Muhan found that her eyes were full of fear, and there was even a trace of tears in her eyes.

If it weren't for the fact that he knew the true identity of this demon, Li Muhan might not have the heart to do this.

"There is an old Chinese saying that goes well."

Li Muhan slowly approached the woman, playing with something in his hand.

"It's called, those who know the current affairs are heroes. I believe that the various props now will definitely satisfy you."

【no no! No! Please, this is the only place! don't want! No, I don’t want this! 】

The woman began to cry.

Li Muhan smiled crookedly, showing a look of disdain.

"I told you a long time ago that I want you to see how humans retaliate against their enemies. No, I will be here in a few days. Do you know what this is called? This is called retribution in this world!"

After saying that, Li Muhan suddenly put the object in his hand on the woman's head.

The woman's whole body was shaking when she was put on this thing, as if she was being put on some kind of torture device.

And that was nothing else, it was a Santa hat, and it was green.

"Why is it green?"

Li Muhan turned to look at Hypnos.

"Ah? You didn't say what color you wanted to buy. I was in a hurry to go back to bed, so I just bought one."

Hypnos stood behind Li Muhan and yawned.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter. Where are the other things? Give them to me quickly."

Completely ignoring the woman's curses and cries in his head, Li Muhan took a large robe from Hypnos.

It was a priest's robe, and a priest's hat and cross.

"Okay, you're ready, Hypnos! Let's begin!"

Hypnos sometimes had no idea what was going on in the mind of the man in front of him. He could be powerful enough to resolve the feud between himself and Thanatos, or he could be mentally retarded enough to play shameful play with a imprisoned demon here.

But there was no way, who was the landlord? Even though he was reluctant, he sleepily pressed the switch of the Christmas tree next to him.

Suddenly, the Christmas tree that Li Muhan had just decorated lit up, and there were many colored lights wrapped around the chains that bound Lucifer. The entire prison suddenly fell into a warm and weird atmosphere.

【Humanity! ! don't want! ! I curse you! ! I despise you! ! I......】

"Dear Lord!

When we think of the suffering you have experienced in this world, how can we not remember the sorrow you have suffered in your life, how can we not be sad?

So many poems praising you, so many pieces of music thanking you, they are constantly stirring in our hearts..."

Li Muhan began to follow the example of the priest on TV and recite the Bible to Lucifer.

【Ah ah ah! ! Shut up! Shut up! ! You bitch! ! asshole! ! Humanity! ! I hate you! ! 】

Suddenly hearing no movement behind him, Li Muhan turned around and found that Hypnos was standing there wearing a nun's uniform and almost fell asleep.

He coughed twice.

"Ahem! North! Let's get to work!"

Hypnos' snot bubble suddenly burst, she glanced at Li Muhan dissatisfied, and finally sang reluctantly.

"Jin is defeated, golden is defeated, golden hook Euler is..."

"No! Be more solemn!"

"......you are annoying."

"This is called a sense of ritual!"

Then Hypnos began to sing the Christmas Eve Mass hymn. I have to say that this song by the God of Sleep is really beautiful and has its own reverberation.

The entire prison was suddenly enveloped in a sacred atmosphere.

"Oh! My child! The lost lamb!"

【roll! roll! ! ah! Shut up! I'm going to kill you! ! I'm going to kill you! ! 】

"Oh~~~ my child~~ everyone will die~~ and some people need a little help~~ oh~ look~~ look! She is crying for joy~~"

"...You finish it quickly."

Hypnos urged.

"Tonight is very pleasant~~oh~but happy time always passes quickly~I make a wish to Heavenly Father~~May the Lord guide your soul, oh~~~my child."

Li Muhan's tone was sinister, he put the cross in his hand on the woman's forehead, and said with a smile on his face.

"Ah~~~door~~~"

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! 】

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A tall woman wearing a black windbreaker is standing on the top of a building. Her figure is like a ghost in the night, mysterious and elusive.

The windbreaker swayed gently with the breeze, like an extension of her indifferent mood.

She stared at the sleeping city beneath her feet, her eyes deep and distant.

"Makabaka, akawaka, mikamaka, makabaka, abayaka, ikaaaka."

Just then, the cell phone in her pocket suddenly rang

"Well, okay, the order has been received. The mission targets are Li Muhan and Xia Yue. The target level is cholera level, huh? What? No official documents?"

The woman frowned slightly.

"Is he from the Special Administration Bureau? Then why is there no official document?"

After hearing the explanation from the person on the phone, the woman sneered.

"Oh, it turns out that I entered through the back door. That is indeed possible. What?! I heard that he is the pretty boy raised by Lin Ze! Where is the one named Xia Yue?! What! Lin Ze also likes women!? Is the information reliable!? WTF! Groove! It’s so exciting! Talk more! I love listening!”

As soon as gossip was mentioned, this woman suddenly lost the cold and arrogant aura she had just now.

"Ahem, um, I understand. Hum, of course I can trust the organization. Our intelligence network is the most powerful in the world. Don't worry, it's just two cholera-level people. Leave them to me."

After hanging up the phone, the woman slowly stepped out and jumped directly off the roof of the building. Then in mid-air, her figure suddenly turned into a strong wind and roared towards the apartment where Li Muhan was located.

Chapter 170: It turns out that you are also the king of volume

"Li Muhan, I'm not telling you, you should also know your situation, right?"

Early in the morning, Li Muhan was called to the office by the university counselor.

His attendance rate can be said to be unbearable recently. Considering his family background, the counselor actually sympathized with him, so she specifically talked to him.

"If you continue like this, graduation will be a problem!"

Wearing glasses, the somewhat bald teacher threw the attendance sheet on the table, feeling like he hated iron.

"Yes, teacher, I'm sorry..."

"Don't apologize to anyone, apologize to yourself! You know your situation best. You are very smart, Li Muhan. You will definitely find a good job after graduation. Isn't that good?! Look at what you are doing now, learn If you don’t come here, you’ll hang out with that girl from the foreign language department all day long!”

Department of Foreign Languages?

Co-author has known Xia Yue for so long, and this is the first time he knows that she is from the foreign language department?

Yes, she looks like she is of mixed race, and she has lived in other countries before. Is it reasonable to choose a foreign language major? This is incredibly reasonable.

"Anyway, the teacher advises you not to hang out with her anymore. She has given up on herself and has no future!"

Originally, this teacher wanted to say something even more unpleasant. Of course, he had heard of the reputation of this girl from the Foreign Language Department. In less than a year after arriving, all kinds of negative news had spread. Although he had not seen it with his own eyes, it was so Many people are talking about it, so there must be some basis for it.

Li Muhan seemed to have read the teacher's thoughts. He was grateful for the teacher's concern for him, but he also felt a little angry at his behavior of making unwarranted speculations and listening to rumors.

"You are a teacher, and I will not teach you how to behave, but I hope you will not listen to some rumors before you master the facts."

After speaking, Li Muhan picked up the attendance sheet.

"I will definitely find a way. Thank you again, teacher, for your concern for me."

Before leaving, he bowed to the teacher, which made the teacher furious.

"Li Muhan! You are hopeless! Sooner or later you will be brought in by her! Good students have now become bad students! Today's young people! They all have such virtues!"

After walking out of the office, Li Muhan could still hear the abuse coming from the office behind him, so he opened the office door again.

He smiled and looked at the teacher and said something.

"Teacher, she is my girlfriend, so I hope you won't say such things again."

"Girlfriend?! Are you so embarrassed! You know she..."

The teacher couldn't continue in the middle of what he said, because although Li Muhan was smiling, his eyes were staring at him like poisonous snakes. This sense of oppression made the teacher feel his throat tightening, and he couldn't say a word. Not out.

"Thank you, teacher."

After leaving the office, Li Muhan looked at the attendance sheet and sighed.

"I still need this degree certificate, otherwise I'll be sorry for Aunt Jiang and Uncle Gu who adopted me."

Thinking like this, he suddenly ran to the teaching building of the Foreign Languages ​​Department on a whim.

Xia Yue originally wanted to stay in bed this morning, but Li Muhan felt that this guy was still a college student in name only, and it was nothing if he didn't go to school all day long.

"How can you sleep at your age!? How can you sleep?! Can't study?! Are you going to fail?!"

After chanting sutras and chanting beside the bed for half an hour, Xia Yue finally got tired of the noise and followed Li Muhan to school half asleep.

At this moment, he walked into the teaching building of the Department of Foreign Languages ​​holding a cup of hot milk tea bought at the school snack street.

"Hello, classmate, hello."

He stopped a girl. The girl was a little confused at first, but she immediately changed her attitude after seeing that Li Muhan looked pretty good.

"Hello, classmate, what can I do?"

"I would like to ask, do you know Xia Yue?"

"Xia Yue? Oh, you said that freshman majoring in Sinhala?"

As soon as she heard Xia Yue's name, the girl's attitude changed again, as if she had heard something dirty and she seemed a little impatient.

"Wait,...what, what language? Garuda language?"

"...Oh, another poor man who was deceived by her appearance."

The girl looked at Li Muhan and the milk tea in his hand with sympathy.

"I advise you not to mess with that woman. She is not clean. She knows a lot of gangsters outside the school. I heard that she is also in the sex business. As long as you have money, you can do it in school."