After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"When did you buy this skirt?"

Li Muhan was a little confused. He didn't remember that he had bought this skirt for Xia Yue.

Xia Yue raised her eyebrows slightly, looked at Li Muhan, then came closer to him, gently touched his cheek with her hand and said.

"...these are my clothes from my previous home."

At home before? In other words... Xia Yue went back to the home of the two old people who adopted her?

"Li Muhan..."

Xia Yue opened her mouth slightly, and then said to Li Muhan with a hint of lust.

"You...don't you have anything to say to me?"

As expected, vampires' seductive skills are all innate. Li Muhan only had this thought in his mind, and his brain had shut down.

After swallowing, he said it subconsciously without any thought.

"Yes... Xia Yue, Merry Christmas."

"?"

......

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

"Ah no! Bah! I mean..."

"Go to hell."

At the same time, the alien killer standing at the door finally summoned up the courage, a trace of viciousness flashed in his eyes, and then he pushed the door open.

boom--

"No, don't move, I, I am the killer, you..."

Before he could finish his words, he was hit in the head by a laptop that flew out quickly. He was sent flying out of the room and back into the corridor.

"Li Muhan!! What do you mean!? Are you sincere? I have prepared so much for you! What did you say to me!?"

"Wait! Don't, don't smash it! I was wrong! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!"

"Not on purpose!? Then you did it on purpose?!"

boom--

The starry sky projector was also thrown out, and the killer who had just recovered from the dizziness was hit in the head again.

He couldn't bear it any longer, and he rolled and crawled towards the corridor. He wanted to escape, he had to escape from this terrifying place.

Chapter 168 This is called professionalism

The top floor of an unnoticed building in Tianhai City.

A man in Tang suit, who looked to be in his fifties, was sitting in a quaintly decorated room, lying on his back on the Taishi chair. The radio next to him was playing "Take the Tiger Mountain by Wisdom", and he himself was humming along.

At this moment, the door was opened, and the man in a suit and glasses who appeared in Zhao Qiankun's home walked in.

"teacher."

"Xiao Wu? How did you complete the mission?"

The man moved his fingers slightly, and the radio immediately stopped playing.

"It didn't go well."

The man in a suit, known as Xiao Wu, pushed up his glasses and looked a little embarrassed.

The middle-aged man patted his chubby belly and looked relaxed and content, as if he wasn't too surprised by the result.

"Well, it makes sense. The important thing is that we must learn from each failure. Come on, Xiao Wu, sit down and tell me, how did he fail?"

He shook his stubby fingers again, and a chair suddenly flew over.

Xiao Wu hesitated at first, but in the end he slowly walked to the chair and said as he prepared to sit down.

"He broke in through the front door, but as soon as he opened the door, he was injured by the opponent with a concealed weapon, and finally ran away in a panic... Oops!"

But before his butt touched the chair, the fat man pointed his finger directly, and the chair immediately flew out, and Xiao Wu sat down on the ground.

"I'll be a good boy."

He slowly opened his eyes, propped up his fat body from the Taishi chair, looked at Xiao Wu sitting on the ground and asked.

"We are a killer organization, not bandits, let alone bandits."

Xiao Wu quickly stood up from the ground and said respectfully to the man in front of him.

"Yes, teacher, I was negligent and chose a new one."

"This is what happens without training!"

The man suddenly slapped the armrest of the chair and stood up.

"What did I tell you? Interns are just temporary workers. They can handle some things related to humans, but when it comes to aliens, you have to let experienced veterans do it."

Xiao Wu quickly stood up from the ground and said to the fat man very humbly.

"Yes, teacher, I was negligent. I thought he was just a new alien who joined the Special Administration Bureau, and I heard it was only cholera level, so..."

"I heard, I heard, don't be ambiguous in our line of work! Details determine success or failure, and any small mistake may cause the entire pyramid to collapse!"

"is teacher!"

The man with glasses immediately took out a notebook from his arms and waited for the fat man to continue.

"Forget it, I won't give you any lessons today, you are considered a veteran."

The fat man sat back on the chair. He stretched out his hand, and a cattail leaf fan appeared in his hand.

“Everyone makes mistakes, but it’s important to learn from them and take steps to prevent the same problem from happening again. Managing workflows, reviewing documents, and communicating with clients all require the highest level of precision and focus. Sorry. Not everyone meets this requirement, let alone those new to our organization.”

"Yes, teacher, please give me some advice."

Xiao Wu knelt down next to the fat man.

"Well, since the other party is at the cholera level, then the girl next to him is probably at the cholera level. Faced with two cholera levels, what should you do?"

"Send 4 Cholera-class! Not only does it ensure mission efficiency, but four Cholera-class can also save costs!"

Xiao Wu answered immediately.

"fart!"

The fat man straightened up again and hit Xiao Wu on the head with the fan.

"What did I teach you! Manpower is the cost! Resources must be optimally allocated! Don't you know which one is more expensive, four cholera levels or one annihilation level?"

Xiao Wu covered his head and began to calculate.

Four cholera-level, one costs 500 million, four is million, and the price of one annihilation-level is million.

Indeed, the annihilation class is cheaper, but he said with a bitter face: "But teacher, our Weiwu Hall really doesn't have many annihilation classes available now. After all, the people we are going to deal with this time are from the Special Management Bureau. If something goes wrong, the loss will be huge."

The fat man immediately patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder.

"Don't be afraid. I have already found out clearly. This kid is just a cholera-level monster. He cannot cause any big troubles. An annihilation level is enough. Just listen to me. If something goes wrong, I will bear it." responsibility."

Then the fat man snorted again and looked out the window.

"You have to know, Xiao Wu, our Weiwu Hall used to be an organization that was equally divided between Tianhai City and the Special Administrative Bureau. Now we are not lonely, but dormant. This is called accumulation, and it will promote accumulation and play a role in the future. The process of achieving achievement, come on, sit down and let me teach you an economics lesson."

Xiao Wu quickly took out his notebook again, squatted respectfully next to the fat man, his eyes were extremely focused, as if this man was his biological father.

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At the same time, Li Muhan finally coaxed Xia Yue, but the laptop was useless.

It's a pity that I just bought it and it was smashed to pieces.

"Why do I remember that when you smashed this thing out, it seemed to hit someone?"

Li Muhan began to recall the scene at that time.

"No, you remembered it wrong."

Xia Yue said coldly, seemingly still a little angry.

Li Muhan had no choice but to collect the notebook "bodies" and projectors scattered in the corridor outside the door, and at the same time he prayed.

Don't really hit someone, but according to Xia Yue's hand strength, this computer will really hit someone on the head, and the head must not explode.

And there was no blood stains at the scene...

At this moment, Li Muhan suddenly discovered something.

He knelt down and picked up a business card.

"...Weiwu Hall Professional Assassin Training Academy, first-year student ID card, what is this thing? Is there a QR code on the back?"

Li Muhan, who was a little curious, put away the business card. That night, in order to make Xia Yue happy, Li Muhan personally performed stand-up comedy for more than two hours.

It made the vampire girl giggle.

Li Muhan was a little speechless. Which vampire likes to listen to cross talk, the one from Dongbeikou.

After Xia Yue fell asleep, he quietly got up.

I looked at the time, it was 1am.

Okay, it's past 12 o'clock, and today is Christmas.

He closed his eyes and slowly entered the palace. This time he did not go to Baal. After all, Baal also had a grudge against this festival, and he did not want to get into trouble today.

"Hypnos."

After arriving at the temple of the God of Dreams, Li Muhan found that the God of Sleep was sleeping again.

He walked to the girl's bed and watched the cute girl sleeping in loose bear pajamas with her mouth open and snoring exaggeratedly, with a snot bubble on her nose. He couldn't help but sigh.

She really needs to repair her godhead. She sleeps 24 hours a day, 20 hours a day. This kind of life is simply...

"So fucking envious."

"Ugh...?"

It seemed that it was just time to get up, and Hypnos slowly opened his eyes.

"Are you awake?"

When he opened his eyes and saw Li Muhan, Hypnos had no reaction at first and planned to take a nap.

But after a few seconds.

"Ouch!!"

The girl suddenly raised her hand and punched Li Muhan in the face.

"Fuck!"

Li Muhan was hit by the "little fist" and flew out of the temple.

"It's so careless. She is considered a god. How could I forget this?"

As soon as he got up, he saw that Hypnos, who was wearing pajamas, had already chased him out.

"You, you, you rude person! What did you do while I was sleeping?!"

"?"

Li Muhan didn't quite understand what Hypnos meant at first, but when he understood it, he shook his head like a rattle.

After some explanations, Hypnos reluctantly believed Li Muhan's words.

"Hmph, don't just enter a girl's room again!"

Li Muhan wanted to complain.

You call this a room? It's just a broken temple with no door, and isn't this my own body? !

Why are the tenants in my body pulling harder than the other?

Not to mention Barr, he is an uncle. How dare Hypnos, a transfer student, dare to point fingers at him!