After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

She had a confrontation with him, but she didn't have any trouble. She didn't even shed a drop of blood, which made him go out to buy durians again.

Alas, no, which vampire would be interested in something with such a strong smell!

After buying the durians, Li Muhan was about to go home when his phone suddenly started vibrating. He took it out and saw that it was the chat group of Team 7, Forever Home.

And Huo Tian's gray avatar may never jump again.

Lin Ziyu: Hey, everyone, the Special Administration Bureau recently let go of a cholera-level alien, which seems to have escaped from the Science Council.

Su Xue: Brother Ziyu has invaded the internal network of the Special Administration Bureau again. Be careful that the Supervisory Yuan will come to your door.

Li Muhan: Huh? Anal prolapse again?

Everyone:.......

Yin Qi: Disgusting... (The kitten sticks out its tongue)

Su Xue: Brother Muhan...you, do you have any troubles in this regard?

Lin Ziyu: Captain...are you... as good as Long Yang?

Li Muhan was a little confused. Did he say the wrong thing?

When I looked back at the words I had just typed, a word of "f*ck" came out of the mask.

Because I was carrying a bag with one hand and the weather was cold, I was having trouble typing, so I ended up with a prolapse of my tube.

Li Muhan: Get out of control! ! I mean get off the hook! ! Slippery! My hand slipped!

Lin Ziyu: Generally speaking, only commonly used words can be typed so easily. Captain, do you often type the word "anal prolapse"?

Su Xue: .....Hmm, brother Mu Han...doesn't he really have that kind of preference? You have to... pay attention to hygiene.

Yin Qi: ...disgusting (the kitten sticks out its tongue)

Li Muhan was speechless and put away his phone. The more he talked at this time, the more mistakes he made.

But I still feel very irritable, just at this time.

He discovered a small open space next to a shop, and there was something luminous in the open space.

"What the hell."

Li Muhan wanted to take a closer look, but suddenly a black shadow jumped down from the roof of the shop. The black shadow scratched Li Muhan's face, and the durian he just bought fell to the ground and was smashed to pieces.

"Fuck! Sneak attack!"

He raised his hand and grabbed the thing that suddenly came down. When he took it off his face, he saw that it was a thin white cat.

"Meow!!"

The white cat bared its teeth at Li Muhan and looked very restless.

"Hey, little one, how can you pay for the durian I just bought?! Let's go, I'll take you to be sterilized! Grandma!"

Chapter 212 Iron Seed

As an enthusiastic and good citizen with good moral character.

Li Muhan has his own unique way of relieving stress, that is, when he is in a bad mood and needs to vent, he randomly catches wild cats on the street, like the arrogant wild cat king.

Then he took them to the hospital for sterilization, and then found a kind person to adopt them. He saw that the originally dirty and arrogant wild Elvis became extremely docile, and even his screams turned into jingles.

He felt extremely relieved and happy.

I have to say, this hobby... is indeed unique.

And now, the durians he just bought were smashed again. Although he made a lot of money in the Special Administrative Bureau, it was all money earned with his own life. Unlike Gu Ruoxi, he knew that food was precious since he was a child. You will never waste it just because you have some money.

So now, he has to take good care of this little white cat.

"When I castrate you, I'll find you an owner. The one who likes to hold the cat and suck it around every day. Let me see how arrogant you are."

The cat seemed to understand Li Muhan's words, and it began to flap more fiercely.

"Hmph, want to run!? It's too late!"

Li Muhan was about to turn around and walk out of the open space next to the shop while carrying the kitten.

But at this moment, the kitten he was carrying suddenly spoke human words.

"Oh, damn it! You pervert! Big pervert! Human! Big pervert! No! I don't want sterilization! I don't want it!!"

"?"

Li Muhan was stunned for a moment, then picked up the cat and put it in front of him to observe carefully.

"...can you speak?"

"...Hmph, since you can hear me, it means you are also an alien. Aliens do not lie to aliens. Let me go quickly. I, let me tell you, I am very strong. I am a cat demon. , a very powerful cat demon!”

"I've never had a cat neutered or bred in my life. I've made a profit."

After speaking, Li Muhan continued to move forward.

"Ugh!! No! No! I can't leave here! No! Please!"

When he heard that Li Muhan was serious about coming, the white cat's tone suddenly softened, his legs stopped kicking, and he stopped swearing.

So Li Muhan observed her carefully.

This white cat looked rather shabby, perhaps because it hadn't eaten enough for a long time. Its body was very thin, and its cheeks were also very thin. Its big eyes on its thin cheeks made it look like an ET.

However, it does have a faint alien aura on it, which is somewhat similar to what I felt from the six-tailed fox before. Maybe the auras of animals after they become spirits are similar.

"You said you are so weak and can't even speak to people. How dare you attack people casually?"

Li Muhan carried the white cat to the corner of the open space and lectured it as if scolding a child.

"Be honest! Have you ever hurt anyone? Have you ever used someone's soul to practice!"

"Ugh...I, I didn't, I...wait, why are you interrogating me! You, you, who are you?"

"who I am!?"

Li Muhan knelt down and looked directly into the white cat's eyes.

"Listen up, the person squatting in front of you now is Tianhai City, Special Administration Bureau, headquarters! Team 7, captain!"

After hearing the name of the Special Administration Bureau, the white cat visibly trembled, but soon it looked at Li Muhan with some suspicion.

"...You, do you have ID?"

"Huh? Certificates?... Uh, um... what, I have a cooperative relationship with the Special Administration Bureau, so... I am still an intern, uh... certificates , still in process.”

"Oh~ turns out to be a rookie~"

When Bai Mao heard that Li Muhan had no documents, his attitude changed again.

"How to talk?! Who is the rookie!? Let me show you, I have a chat group! They all call me captain!"

Li Muhan quickly took out his mobile phone and put it in front of the white cat, and saw the white cat suddenly showed a very disgusted expression.

He was confused, so he turned over his phone and looked at it himself.

The group was actually still discussing what Li Muhan had just said about anal prolapse, and Su Xue had even sent a private message to Li Muhan. The private message contained the contact information of an anorectal doctor.

Su Xue: Brother Mu Han, you... don't have to worry. People are diverse. I, I am tolerant of XP. You and Xia Yue... still have to be careful and don't go too far. If you really have... problems with prolapse, you can go find this doctor. He is an authoritative expert in anorectal medicine at home and abroad, and he will definitely be able to solve your unspeakable problems.

"..."

Li Muhan had the urge to crush his phone, but he resisted it in the end. After all, he was preparing to rent a new apartment, and he also sent some money back to his adoptive parents. He still had to save some money, after all. After graduation, I still have to think about marriage...

Um......

marry......

Li Muhan seemed to have begun to imagine what someone would look like in a wedding dress.

Wait, is the wedding dress prepared in such a small size, or does it need to be padded?

Um......

The white cat looked at the brainstorming Li Muhan with a look that looked like a fool, and finally slowly tried to slip away from his feet.

But as soon as the little paw took a step forward, Li Muhan picked it up again.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. I'll take you back to the Special Administration Bureau to check your details."

"Me! I won't go! I won't go to the Special Administration Bureau!!"

"Why don't you go! Do you have any criminal record? Tell the truth!"

The white cat began to struggle desperately, and seemed to be very resistant to the Special Administration Bureau, which made Li Muhan very confused.

"I...I can't leave here, I absolutely can't leave this place..."

In the end, the white cat looked at Li Muhan almost in a pleading tone. After all, Li Muhan was not a bad person. He wanted to listen to what he had to say first, and then take him to be sterilized and then to the Special Administration Bureau, all at once.

"I, I have to stay here and wait for the seeds to sprout..."

"Seed? Germinate?"

Li Muhan suddenly remembered that he entered this place because he was attracted by something glowing.

After thinking about it, he turned back and looked at the muddy ground in the clearing.

Suddenly, a silver seed was discovered on the muddy ground.

"Is this the thing?"

He carried the white cat to the seeds and squatted down to observe carefully. Half of the seeds were buried in the soil, and the other half was exposed. He stretched out his fingers and touched them. They seemed to be made of iron, but they were not as cold as metal. It's a little warm.

"You...are you crazy? You're guarding an iron seed and waiting for it to sprout? Not only am I going to take you to be sterilized, I'm also going to take you for a CT scan."

There was a hint of pleading in the white cat's thin face and big eyes.

"Please, please, I, I have been waiting here for three hundred years! I, I really can't leave!"

Three hundred years?

Li Muhan was stunned.

This little monster has practiced Taoism for three hundred years, and now he is starving himself like this? Let alone taking human form, if it weren't for his strong perception, he wouldn't even be able to understand what the cat said.

Suddenly he became curious about the white cat.

Chapter 213 Children are easy to coax

"Hey, boy, you're pretty cool."

At this moment, an old voice came from behind. Li Muhan turned around and saw an old man holding a trash can in his hand who was about to take out the trash and looked at Li Muhan with a smile.

"Ah? I, how am I so good?"

"This cat is no ordinary cat."

The old man dumped the garbage into the trash can in the corner of the open space and said to Li Muhan.

Li Muhan couldn't help but wonder, did the old man also know that the white cat was a cat demon?

"This cat, although it stays near this open space, no one can touch it. Hey, this is the first time I've seen it be so honest in front of people."

"Humph, this old man is the most annoying. He wants to touch me every day! It's so annoying! It's so annoying!"

The white cat barked dissatisfiedly, but its sound was just a meow in the old man's ears.

"Hey, look, this little thing is so thin and yet so energetic."

As the old man spoke, he wanted to reach out and touch the white cat's head, but the white cat immediately arched its body and made a "ha" sound to the old man.

"What are you talking about? What's wrong with someone touching you?"

Li Muhan pinched the white cat's ears, and the white cat immediately calmed down.

Although his eyes still showed dissatisfaction, the man in front of him did hold the power of life and death.

"Hmph...Human, now it's up to you. Once my master comes back! You'll be finished! Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty to the west of the river. Don't bully the young cat to be poor!"

"Hey! You little brat! Are you still being arrogant with me?"