After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Everyone except the director finally understood what the loud noise meant.

It turns out that Hati was teasing Li Lingan at that time, and that Li Lingan was actually Li Muhan in disguise. Xia Yue saw this scene when she was watching the camera in the cellar, so she smashed the wine barrel with one punch.

After that, it was improvisation.

After Hati came to the cellar, Xia Yue dragged her directly into the wine barrel and the two began a passionate fight.

The final result was that Xia Yue, in extreme anger, KOed Hati and knocked her unconscious.

"You're not bad either. You have strong ability to respond to situations on the spot." The director gave Hati a thumbs up.

"And your acting skills are also very good. If you are interested, you can come to me and I can make you a rising star."

"Haha, thank you, but I'm not interested in acting." Hati refused with a smile, and rubbed his cheek which was swollen from being beaten by Xia Yue.

"And Miss Su..."

Finally, the director looked at Su Xue, but he didn't dare to scold her. He could only try to speak in a gentle voice: "You...covered your face four times in total...and you were trying to hold back your laughter every time. Are you so prone to laughter......"

"Ah.....I've almost never played like this with everyone, so.....I was having too much fun. I'm really sorry."

"No, no, no! I don't mean to blame you! Miss Su, you are really a born superstar! First-rate!"

Li Muhan smiled and handed over a cup of coffee, interrupting the director.

"Calm down, calm down. Look, our movie is not without any merits."

"Then tell me, what are the advantages?"

"At least we... Look, this... The special effects are exquisite. Look at these bullets, these guns, and this blood. They are all real."

"......That's right, you guys are pretty awesome. These things are so realistic without any post-production. Can you tell me how you did it?"

"Well.....a commercial secret."

END (Strange BGM sounds)

Producer——Li Muhan

starring

Li Muhan - Li Lingan

Li Lingan - Li Muhan

Xia Yue - The Not-So-Smart Vampire

Su Xue——The sickly and charming cult lady

Lin Ze——Elderly Guardian

Jinwu - the noisy little sparrow

Yin Qi, the cold-blooded killer, let out a handsome "humph"

Lin Ziyu——I can’t come

Yan Yu - I think Mo Qiao must have had some ulterior motives when she strangled me

Mo Qiao - Nonsense

Friendly guest

Today - What are they doing?

Special thanks to

Prop making——Moqiao

Blood provided by Xia Yue (You can really spit out so much blood)

On-site shooting - Lin Ziyu's drone

Venue provided by Su Xue

Filming support - Tianhai City Special Management Bureau (remember to change it to Tianhai City Price Bureau at that time)

I would also like to thank all the viewers for their support. Although this movie is terrible and impossible to make, and the logic is a mess, thank you for watching it.

Chapter 662 Xia Grace

"Lying down on the plum blossoms and smelling the flowers."

"Lying down, knowing the painting in the sky."

Li Muhan stood by the sea, reciting poems with Lin Ziyu to express his feelings.

The sea breeze blew, making their hair flutter in the wind.

"Fish kisses lying on stone water."

"The lying stone reveals the spring green."

"What a great poem, what a great poem, Captain. You are indeed a college student, full of talent."

"You're not bad either, Ziyu. You and I, brothers, are truly the literary giants of our time."

Yin Qi and Mo Qiao were lying on beach chairs basking in the sun, wearing sunglasses and enjoying a sunbath.

"What are they doing?" Yin Qi asked.

"...Exchange your illness, don't look at it, you will be infected."

Jin Wu and Li Ling'an were playing and frolicking in the shallow water.

In the pavilion nearby, Lin Ze and Jin Chao were fanning each other.

"After becoming a human, I feel like many aspects of my body have been affected."

“I don’t like the feeling of sweating.”

“But it’s also a novel experience, right?”

Lin Ze smiled and rubbed Jin Chao's head.

"If Yuan were here too..." Jin Chao suddenly muttered to himself.

But she didn't continue talking.

Because she knows it very well.

If Yuan was still there, the Trinity Law would not collapse or be reshaped, and they would never be free.

Lin Ze saw Jin Chao's eyes and was a little surprised. During this period of time, Jin Chao had gradually become familiar with humans and aliens, and began to learn to communicate with people.

At first she was not used to eating and fainted from hunger in the dormitory. Now she can go to the cafeteria to eat by herself.

"Jin Chao, are you used to that?"

"?"

Jin Chao looked up at Lin Ze.

"That's it, that one, that one..." Lin Ze came close to Jin Zhao and pointed at her legs.

"Well, I can use the toilet now, so I don't need a diaper anymore."

Phew——

Lin Ze was mentally prepared, but he still couldn't help laughing.

Not far away, Xia Yue and Hati were also carrying out their own activities.

They held wooden swords in their hands and faced each other.

"Can you please be more careful and stay away from him in the future?"

Xia Yue said.

Hati sneered in response: "That depends on whether you, the original wife, can handle it."

“…Shameless!”

Xia Yue threw away the wooden sword and pounced towards Hati.

Hati instantly turned into a giant wolf, bit Xia Yue's coat, and threw her into the sea.

“Aaaaaaah!! Foul!!”

Xia Yue's voice echoed in the air.

Then with a splash, she landed on the sea in front of Li Muhan.

The splashing water soaked Li Muhan all over, but fortunately he was only wearing a pair of swimming trunks.

And what about Xia Yue.

She slowly surfaced; her little jacket was gone and the swimsuit she was wearing underneath was revealed.

"You, what are you looking at!"

Xia Yue noticed that Li Muhan was staring at her and said with some shame and anger.

"No, I think I know why you have to wear a coat."

Li Muhan looked back at Lin Ziyu, pointed at Xia Yue and said with a smile, "She is wearing a children's swimsuit, hahahahahaha."

Lin Ziyu didn't laugh. He was somewhat self-aware in this regard. He just slowly took a few steps back.

And the next second, Li Muhan was dragged into the sea by Xia Yue.

"What's wrong with a children's swimsuit? Can't I wear it? You bastard......! Last time you made me wear a gymnastics outfit! And you made me do that cheerleading dance! You pervert......!"

"Fuck! Don't, don't say that! Ahem! Wrong! Wrong!"

On the beach, Bai Ran and Yue Li were grilling meat on the barbecue.

The sign next to it listed the prices of various types of meat: ten yuan per skewer, twenty yuan for three skewers.

"No, you still have to charge money?" Zhou Yichen said in confusion.

"Nonsense! Do you think this is in the cafeteria? This is so much trouble! Is it easy for me to carry these things here?! I want you to be sobbing here!"

"Hey, Sister Yue, is this your business attitude? Is your meat made of gold, or is your skewer made of gold?"

Bai Ran said as he fanned the fire, "It's already very cheap. Look, there are people selling barbecue here. We brought our own barbecue here."

"Hey, your meat, is it hygienic?"

Yue Li suddenly raised her eyes and glared at Zhou Yichen: "Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

"No, if your meat is hygienic, I will definitely..."

The next second, Zhou Yichen was swept away by Yue Li's tail.

"Ahem, ugh, ugh, her mouth is full of hair! It's really unhygienic!"

Zhou Yichen climbed up from the beach, and Lu Yunxue stood beside him, holding two popsicles.

"I wish you could stop being so mean with your mouth."

As she spoke, Lu Yunxue handed a popsicle to Zhou Yichen.

"Hey, the sun is rising from the west today, you want to give me a popsicle?"

"Well, to thank you... Well, you helped me treat my wounds on the snowy mountains before..." As she spoke, Lu Yunxue's face turned red.

"How can you be so kind? Your popsicle is so hygienic..."

Before he could finish his words, the popsicle was hit hard on Zhou Yichen's head.

"Eat it if you want, blame me for being a bitch."

Lu Yunxue bit her popsicle, glared at Zhou Yichen, then turned and walked away.

"Hey, it's really not clean!"

In fact, most of the people from the Tianhai City Special Management Bureau are now gathered here. This beach is now booked by Su Xue and is specifically used as a two-day and two-night vacation destination for the Tianhai City Special Management Bureau.

Zuo Qi and Raven were also sitting on a big reef at this moment, with Raven resting his head on Zuo Qi's shoulder.

"Remember our original agreement, Mo Xuan?"

Zuo Qi said lightly.