"Snacks." Xia Yue answered for Li Muhan.
"......" Wang Yao was speechless. Did they really think this was a spring outing? ? Have you ever heard that you have to bring a bunch of snacks to hell?
"Let's all stay." Wang Yao said, shaking his head.
“.....No.” Xia Yue grabbed Li Muhan’s backpack, as if she was protecting something important.
"The underworld is a very special place. You don't need to eat at all."
"No, no..." Xia Yue was still unwilling to let go.
"Besides, you can't take it down with you at all. Things from the human world can't be taken underground." Wang Yao continued to explain patiently.
Li Muhan thought of a way. He leaned close to Wang Yao's ear and whispered, "Captain Wang, her brain is not working well. You can trick her. I'll tell you, you can say this..."
Wang Yao was a little stunned after hearing what Li Muhan said: "Will this work?"
"Trust me, just try it."
Li Muhan said.
Xia Yue had already snatched the big backpack and was carrying it on her petite body.
Wang Yao felt that this was not a good idea. Anyone with a brain would not believe it. But seeing Li Muhan's confident look, Wang Yao decided to give it a try.
"Listen to me, sister, you can't carry these things like this, but I have a way."
"...What method?"
"When you go to hell, let Chang Yue and the others burn you."
"......" Xia Yue looked at Wang Yao with confusion.
"Ah, that's right, Xia Yue. In our China, there is a saying that if you want to send something to your relatives in hell, you must burn it with fire, and while burning it, chant the name of your relatives. This way, the people below will be able to receive what you want to convey." Li Muhan added.
......
Xia Yue looked at Wang Yao, then at Li Muhan.
Wang Yao still felt that it was impossible for someone to say such a thing...
"Why didn't you say so earlier..."
Xia Yue put down her backpack. Just at this time, Jin Chao passed by, so Xia Yue stuffed the backpack directly into Jin Chao's arms.
“?” Jin Chao looked at Xia Yue expressionlessly.
"When I go to hell, burn it for me."
"?"
Jin Zhao still had a blank expression on her face, but after a moment, she seemed to sense what was in the backpack, so she turned around and left quickly.
"Remember to burn it for me!" Xia Yue shouted at Jin Chao's back.
Wang Yao opened his mouth wide.
No, man.
This is also possible?
Then he turned his head and looked at Li Muhan: "...Li Muhan, fucking an idiot is illegal and very immoral."
......
After resolving this matter, Li Muhan and Xia Yue were ready to go, and they followed Wang Yao to the medical department.
"Now that you are healthy and have no problems, are you used to going to the medical department?"
Lan Yun was doing rounds at the time and said something calmly after seeing Li Muhan.
"No, I want to go to hell, Minister Lan." Li Muhan replied.
"?" Lan Yun still had no expression on her face. She turned her head to look at Wang Yao, then at Xia Yue.
"Hurry up, hurry up, go to hell, otherwise the food will be burned and snatched away by others." Xia Yue was impatient.
Wang Yao wanted to cry but had no tears. I guess it's not against the law for a fool to fuck another fool...
After Wang Yao explained to Lan Yun, Lan Yun nodded.
"Well, I understand. Wei Xingchang and Huang Zizai have already arrived. They are right in front of the emergency room. You can go directly over. I have something else to do."
After saying that, Lan Yun took a few doctors to continue their ward rounds.
Hearing Wei Xingchang, Li Muhan became a little interested.
"Director Wei is here too."
"Is Wei Xingchang the director now? He was just a little brat like Xie Chengtian back then."
"Ah, we were entrusted by him to recover the body of Director Xie Chengtian and let his soul rest in peace."
"I see." Wang Yao nodded. "No wonder Xie Chengtian would remember this favor, but Li Muhan, why are you always involved in these strange things?"
Wang Yao’s complaints made Li Muhan want to cry.
Who still remembers that he is just a sophomore college student and is younger than Zhou Yichen.
"Forget it. God will give great responsibilities to the dead."
"Captain Wang, this person..."
"What difference does it make? I haven't read much, and you're going to be dead soon."
Damn, could you please not be so direct?
Li Muhan complained as he and Xia Yue walked out of the elevator.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Li Muhan saw Huang Zizai lying on a chair outside the emergency room door.
"Little sister, I'm not lying to you. I'm the reincarnation of Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun, the God of Thunder, a senior civil servant, and I have a high salary. No, I don't want to tell you this. I want to tell you that you have a big bra. No, I mean, it's a bad omen. Move the camera down a little so I can see your bad omen."
It was still the same as always, which made Li Muhan feel at ease.
Thinking back to a year ago, when I first met Huang Zizai, my fantasy about Taoist priests was shattered.
"Sister Xia Yue!"
As soon as Yue Linglong saw Xia Yue, she pounced on her.
"Where are the snacks! Where are the snacks!"
Yue Linglong took Xia Yue's hand and shook it while speaking.
"Don't worry, they'll burn it for me after I go down."
Xia Yue said.
Yue Linglong looked puzzled, and Li Muhan quickly interrupted her, "Hey! Um, ahem! Um, Xiao Linglong, I haven't seen you for a year. How old are you this year?"
"Hmm, hmm, hmm~ You should call me by my Buddhist name, Taoist Yulong~ I am fourteen years old this year!"
"Okay, okay, be good." Li Muhan smiled and rubbed Yue Linglong's head.
Just at this moment, a fat figure came over.
"Captain Li, Miss Xia, long time no see."
Li Muhan looked at the figure and his eyes lit up.
"Director Wei! It's been a long time!"
"Yes, we will never have the chance to meet again after we parted at the Jade Corridor. Now I heard that Captain Li and Miss Xia are going to the underworld, and it was my senior brother's ghost who invited them in his dream, so I also want to do my part."
Li Muhan knew that Wei Xingchang and Xie Chengtian were fellow disciples. Although Wei Xingchang was timid, he was actually a master of Taoism.
At this time, Huang Zizai seemed to have finished his call.
He turned over and sat up, cursing.
"Damn it, you want me to transfer money without even seeing a hair, do I look like a rich guy?"
Then he looked at Li Muhan again: "Oh, Captain Li, you went to Korea, how come you are so handsome?"
Li Muhan scratched his head.
Many people have been talking about this recently. It seems that this is a side effect of Lilith's power. His appearance is gradually assimilating with Li Lingan, but this assimilation makes his appearance more handsome and adds a touch of beauty.
"Don't laugh at me, damn it, if I continue to be infected by that power, I will become Nan Liang."
“Okay, stop talking nonsense. Since my senior brother wants you to go to hell, he will definitely not harm you, so you don’t have to worry.”
Oh, by the way, Huang Zizai is also Xie Chengtian’s junior fellow apprentice. These three should be from the same school.
"Captain Li." Wei Xingchang said.
"Although I have my senior brother as a guarantor, the underworld is not a place that living people can enter at will. You and Miss Xia can only enter the underworld with your souls. During this period, I will use talismans to establish a connection between your body and soul. Once you are in danger, I will let your soul return to your body immediately."
Huang Zizai yawned and said, "And I will set up a thunder formation around your bodies to reinforce Lao Wei's spell. Xiao Linglong, you and your master will maintain the formation together."
"Received~"
Yue Linglong waved her hand.
"What the hell is this? It's so unruly. Let me tell you again!"
"...Understood, Master!"
Li Muhan and Xia Yue changed into the Taoist robes prepared by Yue Linglong. It is said that this will prevent ordinary evil spirits from hell from approaching them at will.
Looking at Xia Yue wearing the small Taoist robe, Li Muhan suddenly felt that it suited her very well.
"Doesn't it fit?"
Xia Yue turned around and looked at Li Muhan and asked.
"It fits perfectly. I'll wear it next time... ahem, I mean, well, it's pretty good. It has that flavor."
Xia Yue raised her hand and pinched Li Muhan's nose.
"abnormal."
"Hey, hey! What are you doing! What are you doing! If you want to flirt, go to the hotel! Now get on the bed!"
Huang Zizai slapped the two men's heads with the soul-summoning banner, and then drove them to lie on the hospital bed.
"I will now draw out the souls of both of you. Remember, Li Muhan, after your soul enters the underworld, the Ten Thousand Demons Palace in your body will probably fall silent. At that time, all matters, big or small, must be arranged by my senior brother. Do not act rashly."
After he finished speaking, Wei Xingchang also added: "Miss Xia, you too, the power of this world is not applicable in the underworld, you two should take it easy, my senior brother will definitely protect you."
The two nodded, and then clasped their hands tightly together.
"Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore, these two are fucking bastards." Huang Zizai said, covering his face.
"Ahem, let's get started. For your health, the people from the medical department will also open a healing realm here to keep your body in optimal condition."
Wei Xingchang said.
Li Muhan and Xia Yue lay on the hospital bed, looked at each other, and then slowly closed their eyes.
"See you in hell."
Chapter 670 Luofu Mountain
beep-
The sound of the car horn and the dazzling headlights woke Li Muhan up from his dizziness.
He opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was a bus speeding towards him.
Toot——
Without the bonus of demonic power, Li Muhan's physical fitness was not bad either. He rolled suddenly to avoid the impact of the bus.
Watching the bus drive away, Li Muhan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"I went to hell, where is this?"
He looked around and found that he seemed to be on a night highway.
But can buses go on highways?
Also, what about Xia Yue?
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