After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Li Muhan quickly handed over two forks.

"Let's get together. Stop arguing. The food is getting cold."

The two gods took the fork, glanced at each other in displeasure, then quickly struck two pieces of meat and put them into their mouths almost at the same time as if they were fighting.

While chewing, he looked at each other provocatively.

"I'm faster than you."

"Don't be ridiculous, Lord Thanatos, I'm 0.1 second faster than you."

"Humph, I have already said it, it was me..."

"Still being stubborn, Lord Thanatos's mouth is the only thing that is......"

The two of them froze in the middle of their quarrel.

Because as they continued to chew, the tender meat, rich meat aroma and rich taste instantly filled their mouths.

"This this!!"

"It's so delicious...!"

Li Muhan felt that it was fortunate that this was not an animation, otherwise the two of them would have burst into tears.

It may not be suitable for children by then.

The two gods reluctantly swallowed the piece of meat and immediately inserted another piece. They seemed to have forgotten the words "just take one bite" in their minds.

Soon, only one piece of the plate of meat was eaten by the two of them.

"Lord Thanatos, did you eat an extra piece? Please commit suicide immediately. You really deserve death, so please leave this piece to me."

"I didn't, but you, a girl eats so fast and goes to bed after eating, aren't you afraid of getting fat?! Look down at your body and see that it's almost out of shape! It's like a three-month-old baby is broken child!"

"...!?"

Hypnos looked down at his belly for a moment, as if her previous statement to Jinwu that she didn't care about the human form was a complete joke.

Li Muhan also looked at the girl's abdomen.

Against the backdrop of the long, close-fitting skirt, the girl's waist was as slender as a willow, without any trace of fat.

Just when Hypnos realized that he had been fooled, Thanatos had stuffed the meat into his mouth with a winner's smile on his face.

"Spit it out."

"You are dreaming, oh, you are about to go to sleep, so go and dream."

"Spit it out!!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again.

Li Muhan almost cried. How come the personalities of these two gods are the same as those of children.

He quickly stepped forward to persuade.

"You two, don't fight. This is just an appetizer. Please follow me into the house. I have also prepared a table of dishes and fine wine."

Hearing that there was still wine, the two aloof gods swallowed almost at the same time.

"Really, I really can't help it. It's hard for us to shirk the kind invitation of human beings. In this case, let's go."

"Although it makes me a little sick to have dinner with Lord Thanatos, since you are so pious, as a god, it is natural for you to respond to human expectations. Please lead the way."

Grandma, these two are just textbook tsunderes.

Li Muhan complained crazily in his heart.

But finally things went smoothly.

"Please come this way. Hey, Lord Death, you have brought a beast with you. Where can I tie this mule for you?"

Li Muhan asked, looking at the mule.

"Oh, I almost forgot about him."

Thanatos raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the mule immediately transformed back into Cen Lin's appearance.

"Ouch! Ouch, my waist, my old waist, I have to carry someone over the mountains at such an old age."

Cen Lin collapsed on the ground, holding his waist and wailing repeatedly.

Li Muhan couldn't believe it. This mule was actually transformed by Cen Lin? ?

"Chief Cen, you're so awesome. You still have this unique skill. I've learned a lot about it."

"Bah, this is that..."

Originally, Cen Lin wanted to directly say that it was that idiot who did it, but when he looked up and saw Thanatos standing not far away, he quickly swallowed his words.

"Human, lead the way, what's wrong?"

"How long do we have to wait? Human beings nowadays are really not pious at all."

Li Muhan really regrets not putting some croton in the dish now, because it won't kill you two.

After entering the room, Li Muhan hurriedly took the two gods down. Thanatos was originally a little unhappy after seeing how narrow the room was, but the delicious food on the table immediately attracted his attention, and he sat down without waiting for Li Muhan's arrangement. down.

Seeing Thanatos's appearance, Hypnos just sneered, elegantly pulled out his chair and sat down, showing an aristocratic temperament in his every move.

But her shaking legs betrayed her irritability and she just wanted to eat quickly.

Li Muhan, Cen Lin and Jin Wu also sat down.

He raised his glass and said.

"To the everlasting friendship between the China Special Administration Bureau and the two of you, cheers!"

"Eh? I don't have any wine at home."

Jinwu tilted his head in confusion, his little head now showing great doubts.

But he still raised his glass together.

Thanatos smelled the wine in the glass and frowned.

"The taste doesn't feel right, human, could it be poisonous?"

"Lord Thanatos is really as timid as a mouse. What effect will human poison have on us gods?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid you have forgotten that Ion, the son of the Sun God, was almost harmed by poisoned wine."

"Hey! Who is trying to frame me today? I don't even dare to drink. Okay, I'll drink first!"

In order to eliminate the misunderstanding, Li Muhan picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Ha, this wine is very mellow and fragrant. Drinking wine is such a beautiful thing! Drink it all, drink it!"

Seeing that Li Muhan was okay after drinking, the two gods also took a sip.

Li Muhan wanted to laugh. How naive are they? Aren't they afraid of putting poison on the cup?

Chapter 104 If we can’t reach an agreement, then forget about it

This wine was actually made by Li Muhan by mixing some rice wine with apple cider vinegar in the refrigerator, and then squeezed some fresh fruits. He had tasted the taste himself and was satisfied with it.

Those foods are also the result of thawing quick-frozen foods, mincing them and then reprocessing them, which is commonly known as synthetic meat.

But Li Muhan is well versed in cooking skills, and even the simplest ingredients can take on a new look after passing through his hands.

This can be proven by watching the two gods wolfing down the food, almost competing for it.

“It’s such a disgrace to the gods to eat so unruly.”

"Lord Thanatos, I'd better swallow what's in your mouth before you speak, so as not to let the food spurt out and ruin my appetite."

But even while eating, the two of them still didn't forget to bicker.

"You two, the Special Administration Bureau mainly wants you two to..."

Just as Cen Lin was about to speak, Thanatos slammed the table.

"Since I can remember, I have taken care of you the most. At that time, you were obedient to me. Why are you like this now?"

"Really? Lord Thanatos probably remembered it wrong. The only memory I have of my childhood is your endless deceptions."

"Cheating? Where to start!"

"Lord Thanatos is so forgetful. Didn't you steal the delicacies offered to me by my followers while I was sleeping?"

"Nonsense! That's because you basically only stay awake for one or two hours a day! I eat to prevent those things from going to waste, so why bother eating secretly!"

Hypnos showed a sly smile, pointed his fork at the God of Death and said.

"Oh, I remembered. The noble Lord Thanatos doesn't seem to have many followers. After all, as a god of death, you should be feared by people, so you are so jealous of me."

"I'm jealous of you!? Ridiculous!"

Li Muhan, Cen Lin, and even Jin Wu were speechless.

I originally thought that as Greek gods, even if the two people had conflicts, there should be some legitimate reasons, but I didn't expect that the topics of these quarrels were all trivial matters.

"Lord Thanatos is a noble god of death. Of course he won't be jealous of me, so when you took away his soul, you must have had such a condescending attitude, right?!"

The girl suddenly said something shocking. She stood up suddenly and stared into her brother's eyes.

I thought Thanatos would retort verbally, but this time, he was silent and just responded to his sister's gaze silently.

"...Are you still concerned about this matter?"

"Lord Thanatos, of course, you can forget quickly. As soon as you arrived in China, you fell in love with the civilization here. You even learned to speak from others. Little did you know that in the eyes of others, you are like a clown parroting words. With you Such a brother... is really terrible."

The atmosphere of the banquet dropped to freezing point.

Even Jinwu, who was still eating just now, silently put down his chopsticks at this time.

Cen Lin frowned. If what Hypnos said was true, it would be difficult to repair the relationship between the two.

"You two, can I interrupt?"

Li Muhan finally found a chance to speak. He looked at the two gods and stood up.

"Although I don't know what the festival between you two is, Lord Hypnos also said just now that this is the land of China, and the Special Administration Bureau does not welcome you two. As long as you can live in harmony, then... ..”

"impossible."

The two of them said this almost in unison.

"When I see Thanatos's face now, I think of those friends of mine... Thanatos, do you know how much patience it takes for me not to kill you now?"

"Kill me? What a joke, I am death itself, how can you kill me?"

"That's really amazing. Do you want to try it?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight again, Cen Lin quickly stood up to persuade, while winking at Li Muhan.

It probably means: screwed up! What to do now!

"Ugh."

Li Muhan sighed, and then he began to laugh strangely.

This burst of laughter attracted everyone present, and they all turned to look at Li Muhan.

"Human, why are you laughing?"

Thanatos asked.

"Nothing, I just think it's great that you two are unwilling to accept mediation."

Li Muhan raised his head, a golden light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and the smile on his face also had a hint of evil.

Cen Lin quickly grabbed Li Muhan.

"Captain Li, are you crazy?!"

Li Muhan continued to look at the two gods, with a trace of murderous intent gradually revealed in his eyes.

"In fact, the Special Administration has told me that if the two gods do not accept coordination, then only one of them needs to be left."

After these words were spoken, the eyes of the two gods began to shine.

The meaning of this statement couldn't be more obvious: the Special Administration wants to kill one of them.

"What? Are you two joining forces?"