Under One Person: The Strongest Creature on Land, Sea and Air

Is this monster so easy to deceive?

No, this is not a scam at all. The other party doesn't take me seriously at all~

It's like seeing weeds on the roadside, sometimes they would just twist the weed's head off as they pass by, and those boys are even more childish.

No matter how grown up he is, he holds a small branch that feels nice in his hand, and no rapeseed or weeds dare to show up within a thousand meters.

childish!

But they are too lazy to tell what kind of weeds these are, because they are not worth caring about at all.

I, Liu Yanyan = weed?

This is too bullying~

"Ok?"

The next moment, Su Mo sniffed and glanced at Liu Yanyan.

Liu Yanyan immediately crossed her arms across her chest and looked at Su Mo with a wary look.

"I don't like boys wearing girls' clothes, and their legs are too short."

Su Mo glanced at Liu Yanyan's chest and said seriously.

You can doubt my ability, but you cannot doubt my aesthetic taste. If you doubt my ability, I will punch you in the head. If you doubt my aesthetic taste, that's like doubting that I have no eyes!

Boys wearing girls' clothing?

Liu Yanyan subconsciously glanced at her chest, and then her whole body began to tremble uncontrollably. She was angry.

Su Mo didn't notice Liu Yanyan's reaction, or perhaps even if he noticed it, he didn't care at all.

At this moment, Su Mo was reminiscing about the past.

By the way, I once had a woman, but I can’t remember clearly~

I can hardly even remember what the woman looked like. I only know that she was dressed very fashionably. It was obvious that people sixty years ago dressed much more fashionably and avant-garde than the women today.

And that pair of long legs. Anyway, I have never seen anyone with such long legs until now~

Then after the brief romance, that damn woman disappeared without a trace.

Su Mo gritted his teeth and said, I have never suffered such a loss in my life.

After getting the ID card, I will definitely go find that old guy Zhang Zhiwei, have a fight with him first and then ask about the identity of that woman.

After all, the old guy was with me at the beginning, and he knew a little more than me.

Liu Yanyan looked at Su Mo in deep thought and stepped back slightly.

What the hell is Quan Xing? I just want to stay away from this monster!

"Bang~"

The next moment, the sound of bones breaking was heard, and Liu Yanyan, who was about to escape, suddenly froze.

In front of him, Wu Liang's arm was bent at an extremely strange angle, and a gourd full of wine was at the tip of the monster's nose, which was sniffing lightly.

Apparently Wu Liang had just regained some consciousness and was about to take a sip from the wine gourd.

o(╥﹏╥)o~

"Hey, that's interesting. It's my wine~"

Su Mo became somewhat interested.

"Uncle, uncle, be careful"

The next moment, Zhang Chulan, panting, suddenly rushed up from the stairs.

"Uncle."

"Fuck, uncle, you——"

Looking at the scene, Zhang Chulan's pupils shrank.

Chapter 12: After not seeing each other for so many years, has Wu Gensheng become so trash?

"The purity is too low. I'm already out of breath after just this amount of exercise."

Zhang Chulan will never forget the look of disdain his uncle gave him a minute ago.

Well, a minute later, uncle’s look was still full of disdain.

So what is purity?

I have always heard my uncle say this word before, but I never understood what it meant and never thought about understanding what it meant.

After all, I didn't know that this person was my uncle before. At most, he was an acquaintance. Maybe I paid a little money for wine and food to inquire about my grandfather's identity and past deeds, and then that was it.

We won’t meet each other in the future, so there is no point in socializing and no need to remember what the other person says.

From this point of view, Su Mo and Zhang Chulan are somewhat similar.

Su Mo only remembers the things and people that interest him. He doesn't care at all about things and people that he is not interested in, even if someone tells him about them.

Zhang Chulan only remembers things and people that are useful to him. As for those that are useless to him, he won't see them again in the future anyway, so it doesn't make any sense whether he recognizes them or not.

"Hurry up, seal off the scene!"

"Still breathing, call an ambulance."

Some strangers wearing the yellow uniforms of the courier company hurried to clean up the scene. As an official, legal and formal company, Nadutong naturally had strong fighters under its command.

However, although Nadutong is an organization of extraordinary people, the annual funds required to support so many people are not a small amount.

The identity of the alien cannot be exposed, and some legitimate jobs are needed to hide the identity.

Being a courier is obviously a good career, and it is rumored that each of these courier boys has special skills.

Sometimes, in order to avoid being late, some people even run around carrying express trucks.

This also added a few urban legends to this city full of crosstalk.

Although most of the protagonists of these urban legends have been punished by the company.

"Is your uncle really just an ordinary person?"

Xu San's brows twitched as he looked at the tragic scene.

Two guys who are considered experts in the world of extraordinary people, one of them was lying on the ground with a broken arm, and the woman was so scared that she stood there, not daring to move.

Are you telling me this is something an ordinary person can do?

Fuck you, if ordinary people are so strong, what use would they have for extraordinary people?

Zhang Chulan rolled his eyes and said nothing.

Don't you know better than me whether he is an ordinary person or not? As one of the company employees, Zhang Chulan knows that the company has a machine that is specifically used to detect whether someone is an alien.

On my uncle——

The amount of Qi in my uncle's body that belongs to the alien is always 0.

No matter how poor the qualifications of an ordinary person are, the value of this thing is above 5. If this is not an ordinary person, who can be considered an ordinary person?

He also said——

Zhang Chulan subconsciously looked at Su Mo. If his uncle was an ordinary person, then who the hell could not be considered an ordinary person?

Perhaps these two people underestimated their enemies, one was beaten to death by his uncle, and the other was beaten stupidly by his uncle?

Zhang Chulan looked at Su Mo. At this moment, his uncle was holding the gourd of wine in his hand. He seemed very interested and was muttering something at the same time.

Zhang Chulan had no way to deal with his uncle's drinking habit.

But considering my uncle's appearance, I guess it is possible.

After all, my uncle is an ordinary person. If you say that an ordinary person can defeat an alien, it is simply impossible.

I haven't heard of this legend for decades or hundreds of years.

That’s right, if this situation really happened, that alien would probably have already become famous in the alien world and would have been nailed to the pillar of shame forever.

It's impossible to forget that even after hundreds of years.

But if it was his uncle, he might be able to defeat some ordinary-level aliens, even if they were blessed with "Qi".

Well, I am not an ordinary alien.

"The identity has been revealed. Liu Yanyan is from the Liu family of the Xiangxi corpse-carrying family and has no criminal record!"

"This guy here, Wu Liang, has attacked five aliens. Send him to the hospital first, handcuff him and take him away!"

There were bursts of exclamations from the courier boy, followed by a flurry of activity.

"Brother, the wine gourd in your hand is evidence, can you see it?"

A courier boy was standing in front of Su Mo, his legs were trembling, and his eyes were fixed on the wine gourd in Su Mo's hand.

"Do you recognize this thing?"

Su Mo raised the wine gourd.

"Quan Xing's divine wine, this thing is not a good thing. I heard that after drinking it, it can strengthen the Qi of aliens for a short period of time, but it is highly addictive."

The courier boy explained to Su Mo with trembling legs.

"Quan Xing, what's that old guy Wu Gensheng playing house with?"

Su Mo raised his eyebrows and then glanced at Wu Liang lying on the ground.

"I haven't seen you for so many years. Is that kid Wu Gensheng so bad now?"

"Cough cough cough~"

Xu San and Xu Si coughed frantically, looking at Su Mo speechlessly.

Damn, how dare you say you are rootless?

My goodness, except for the one on Mount Longhu, even if it is any of the other ten bosses, if they dare to say that Wu Gensheng is not a good person, I guess Quan Xing will have to find trouble with them tomorrow.

For Quan Xing, Wu Gensheng is like a spiritual pillar.

Although the current Quan Xing are all some unpresentable things, but they are like a shit stirrer, he is disgusting~

"Uncle, please stop talking."

Zhang Chulan's face was dark. Did he think we didn't have enough enemies?

"Alright, your purity is too low. I'll give you a good lesson when I get back."

Su Mo hung the wine gourd around his waist.

"Come back, uncle, where are you going?"

Zhang Chulan was stunned, his tone was unusually flustered, and as for training himself, he was simply ignored by Zhang Chulan.

No matter how intense my uncle's training was, I was an extraordinary person. With a little circulation of 'Qi', I could immediately become full of energy again.

train?

Sprinkle some water~

The key point is that uncle is actually going out?

The last time, my father said he was going out for two days to learn some sect’s magic, and then he never came back.

The last time, my grandfather said he was going out for a while, and when he came back he was already a corpse.

Damn it, if something happens to uncle again~

Zhang Chulan was a little flustered. It was so hard to find a relative who cared about him. Nothing could happen to him!

"Go out and do something. Remember to buy me a dress two sizes larger than the one I have now."

Su Mo moved his body.

As the fusion with that person began, my body seemed to start growing again, and recently I always felt a little itchy on both sides of my head, as if something was trying to come out.

"Remember to call me Grandpa. When I come back and hear you call me Uncle again, I will beat you to death!"

Su Mo clenched his fists, picked up Liu Yanyan with one hand, and walked towards the door in a swagger.

All nature?