Love? Please allow me to simulate it first!

Love? Please allow me to simulate it first! Author: Yang Le Yang Le

Summary:

"Everyone in the Bond Band and the angels in the Light Music Department, and of course, my many wings, although you may not know it, I hereby declare that you are all women I have gotten!"

"What? You don't believe me? Then let me use your little secret to prove what I said..."

boom!

"It hurts! What are you doing, manager?"

"Get back to work, you salary thief!"

"Yes~ Ah, Manager, where is the real salary thief!"

"Afeng, you bastard!" A blue short-haired girl who was sleeping with the support of a mop.

Boom!

K-ON! Lonely Rock

In the first chapter, is there any girl I can simulate?

In the quiet classroom, the sound of the chalk in the teacher's hand rubbing against the blackboard was particularly harsh, but most of the students below were staring at what he wrote seriously. After all, the high school entrance examination was coming soon. Even those who didn't study at all would be overwhelmed by the tense atmosphere and become in a state where even if they didn't understand, they had to look like they understood.

Of course, there are always some exceptions, like that guy who suddenly holds his face and screams in pain.

"Ah, it's hot, hot, hot! Huh? Not hot anymore? Hmm? Hey, what's wrong with me?"

This male classmate's name is Nakamura Mine. He is a guy with nothing good except for his handsome appearance. He is at the bottom of the class in studies, fails in sports, and even has poor social skills. It can be said that he is a guy with nothing but beauty.

But, this has nothing to do with the current Nakamura Mine. Yes, because he is not Nakamura Mine at all. He is just a hard-working worker who just found a job after graduating from university. He was rolling on the ground in pain because the chili oil from the instant noodles splashed into his eyes and then accidentally hit the corner of the table, and then the instant noodles bowl fell on his face by coincidence.

It's just an experience that happens to everyone.

But the next second, he arrived in this classroom, and without any delay, he subconsciously continued to hold his head and scream.

But after finding it was not hot, he calmly looked around and finally focused on a teacher who was crushing the chalk into pieces on the podium.

"Nakamura-san, did you dream about being frying in oil?!"

Suddenly, the serious atmosphere in the classroom disappeared, and everything was replaced by the sound of suppressed laughter.

"No, you may not believe it, but I was actually hit in the face by a bowl of instant noodles." Nakamura Mine's honest answer completely broke the defense of the students who were trying hard to hold back their laughter. Suddenly, their class burst into extremely cheerful laughter. Of course, this made the students and lecturer in the next class frown.

Are the people in this class crazy?

"Everyone, be quiet! And you, Nakamura Mine, get out and stand there as punishment!"

Nakamura Mine nodded and walked out the door without saying anything else. He finally understood the situation now. There was no doubt that he had traveled through time.

Well, the information that kept flashing in his mind was making him understand the original owner of this body.

[Hmm, I see, that’s how it is…]

With his back against the wall outside the classroom, Nakamura Mine gradually understood everything.

To put it mildly, the original owner of this body was a complete failure in every aspect. He had no car or house, his parents were both dead, and his performance in school was absolutely terrible.

His family situation in his previous life was actually similar to this guy's, but at least he was admitted to a good university through his own efforts, and barely obtained a postgraduate degree. Although it cannot be said that all companies are scrambling for him, the success rate of interviews with some small and medium-sized enterprises is still relatively high. If that guy had traveled through time and space into his body, then, it would be considered a good deal for him.

But it was just a thought. Even if that guy really traveled into his body and gained his past memories, what could he expect a kid with the mentality of a junior high school student to do? But this was not something he should worry about. The emperor was far away and he could not control it.

"Ok, in that case, let's try again and strive once more, aiming for the Tokyo University School of Medicine! Stay away from teenage temptations and stay away from underage love!"

Well, remember that Japan's adulthood is 20 years old? But it's really outrageous. Obviously, the adulthood of both men and women is 20 years old, but men can get married at 18 and women at 16. And you still say that you don't advocate early love?

[Ding, it is detected that the host has roughly understood the situation, and the love simulation system is officially launched. 】

"..."

“Long live love!!!” This is one of the 100 advantages that Nakamura Mine considers himself to have—his strong adaptability!

Although he still didn't know how to play this love simulation system, at least he knew that this was definitely his cheat code. He worked so hard in his previous life because he didn't have cheats. Who would work so hard if he had cheats? Anyone who has played pirated single-player games knows that cheat codes can be used unlimited times once used. Although once used, you will lose the most important fun of playing games, but! He can't help but feel so good about it!

What's wrong? Ah? He worked hard for many years in his previous life, so what's wrong with cheating for a little fun in this life? ! What's wrong! ?

After carefully studying the system panel, Nakamura Mine roughly figured out how to play. To put it simply, this simulator can simulate the love milestones of his future self and a girl with whom he has a connection. However, this does not mean that in the simulated future he can only fall in love with one girl, nor does it mean that he cannot do anything else except love. Instead, the simulation result is scored based on whether the romantic relationship developed with the selected girl is successful.

In short, if he wants to get a good reward after the simulation, he has to do everything he can to get the simulated girl, and it would be best if he could live with her until old age.

"Well, I understand the rules, but..." Looking at the empty simulated block, Nakamura Mine could only sigh helplessly.

[Nakamura Mine, ah Nakamura Mine, you are a handsome guy no matter what, why are you so unpopular with women? Why can't there be more superficial women in this world? ]

Since there was no object to simulate, Nakamura Mine could only stand there obediently as punishment. If his estimation was correct, he would probably be called into the office and given a lecture later.

"Nakamura, come with me."

As expected, he was criticized for half an hour in the office, but he was in a good mood and didn't care at all. Anyway, he was basically criticizing the original owner's bad deeds, so he didn't need to care too much.

Compared to this, the pink-haired girl with bangs that almost covered her eyes who was called over next to her is more worrying.

How to say it, she is the kind of girl who exudes the aura of "I'm easy to bully", but she doesn't seem to listen to the teacher's teachings at all, and is completely immersed in her own world. Nakamura Mine deliberately moved closer to her, and seemed to hear some completely incomprehensible words like "Plankton, the destruction of the Ichiri Kingdom".

"Oh... forget it, you two should just go away." The teacher seemed to have realized that his words were not taken seriously by the two men, and he had completely lost his patience to preach.

"Yes~" Nakamura Feng was also unceremonious and turned to leave, but he found that the pink-haired girl, ah, I think her name was Goto Ichiri? Anyway, she seemed to be still immersed in her own world, standing there motionless.

On a whim, Nakamura Mine grabbed the girl's sleeve and walked forward, and the other party actually followed him sideways like a crab.

[Okay, this is really interesting…]

Chapter 2: Is this school bullying?

"Eh? Where is this place?" As if coming back to life, Goto Ichiri shuddered and then regained consciousness.

"This is the year 2077, Ms. Goto Ichiri."

“Eh, eh!? Even I wouldn’t be fooled by something like that…” Goto Ichiri took several steps back, but it was obvious that it wasn’t because he was scared or something like that because he believed someone’s nonsense. Instead, it was an instinctive reaction due to the discomfort of talking to someone he wasn’t familiar with.

"I know this is a hard fact to accept quickly, but please accept it quickly."

"..."

[This is what it is, school bullying, right? At this time when graduation is approaching, someone still reaches out to a disgusting and gloomy female character who looks easy to bully. There must be someone hiding somewhere and secretly recording it with a mobile phone, right? Then the next day, funny videos of me being treated as a clown will be circulated in various school forums. No, don't let that happen. I have managed to make it to now. Although I originally planned to go to a place far away where no one knows me for high school, if something like this happens, I will definitely not have the courage to step into the campus again, huh? Wait, maybe I can take this opportunity to drop out of school directly? After all, this is a bullying incident. Even if I drop out of school because of the blow, no one can blame me...]

Hiss~the feeling of heart beating.

Or, cooperate with the other party?

"Ah, what, it's actually 2077, okay, so surprised..." The words were so weak that I really didn't know whether this was cooperation or not.

However, seeing that the other party actually took up the conversation, Nakamura Mine finally got excited.

"Yes, then, do you have any impression of my face, Miss Goto Ichiri?"

"Um, yes, it's Nakamura-san." In order to make friends, Goto Ichiri remembered the names of all her classmates from first to third grade clearly. Unfortunately, Miss Goto, who knew the other's name but didn't dare to approach and talk to her, still had no friends.

"Yes, it's Nakamura, but not Nakamura-san. The Nakamura-san you know, that is, Nakamura Mine, is actually my grandfather!"

"..."

[Should we continue this topic? It feels like it will be very long...]

"Oh, oh~"

"And you, Goto Ichiri, although you may not believe it, after all, you have not had any contact yet, but I must tell you that you, Goto Ichiri, no, Nakamura Ichiri, are actually my grandmother!"

"?"

"???"

"!!!"

Goto Ichiri exploded like a balloon that was popped by a needle.

[This, this, this, this! Is this a popular way of confessing love? ! No, don't be fooled, Goto Ichiri. How could a boy like you, a wild snake who can't even look someone in the eye, a hunchbacked woman, a musty-smelling closet woman? Sure enough, it's bullying. This is what is called school bullying. The guy hiding in the bushes with a camera must be laughing at me. Yes, it must be like this. ]

Ignoring Goto Ichiri who had fallen into a world of self-hypnosis, Nakamura Mine had already sat aside and started his first love simulation. In fact, if possible, he still wanted to start it after returning to the apartment, but he didn't know how long it would take for Goto Ichiri to recover. Even Nakamura Mine couldn't just leave a girl here like this. One of the hundred advantages that Nakamura Mine thought of himself was that he was basically a person with a conscience.

It’s probably a benefit for novices. He now has a total of five simulation opportunities. Although he doesn’t know how to obtain the simulation times, he thinks he needs to wait for some time or meet certain conditions, right?

No matter what, these five opportunities cannot be wasted.

[Simulation starts, simulation object, Goto Ichiri.]

[Because of your remarks, Goto Ichiri thought you were bullying her, so she pretended to be sick and didn't come to school the next day.]

"What?"

Did I say anything excessive just now? How did I understand it and how did it become related to bullying? It was just a normal joke, right?

[You thought Goto Ichiri was really unwell, so you didn't pay much attention to it. It wasn't until she didn't come to school for three days that you realized something was wrong. You asked the class teacher about Goto Ichiri's condition, but the answer you got was just that she seemed to have a fever. You didn't really believe it, but in fact, Goto Ichiri didn't lie. She soaked in ice water for more than 10 minutes at night, and then went back to the bedroom naked to blow the fan. Of course, she didn't forget to practice guitar for six hours every day.]

What the hell, it can't be that serious. He can actually torture himself like this just to hide from himself. What a cruel person, Goto Ichiri. By the way, it turns out this guy can play the guitar. I really didn't realize it.

【Please make your choice. 】

[1. It’s none of my business. The high school entrance exam is coming up soon, why don’t you study hard? ]

[2. Ask the homeroom teacher for Goto Ichiri's address, and then explain it to him in person.]

【3. Wait and see what happens.】

Looking at these three options, Nakamura Mine fell into deep thought. Needless to say, as long as he chose the first option, there would be no possibility of him and Goto Ichiri developing into a lover. For the final clearance score, this choice was absolutely undesirable, but maybe he could get a good result?

Let's look at the second one. This seems to be the most reliable of the three options. However, based on his impression of Goto Ichiri's character in such a short period of time, it is not impossible that things will develop in a bad direction.

As for the third option, it is actually to do nothing. It cannot be said that it is completely unfeasible. After all, sometimes waiting is the best option. However, for the current situation, he is a little worried about Goto Ichiri's physical condition. He has every reason to believe that the other party can damage his body in order to hide from him for a while.

"What a girl who doesn't know how to cherish herself."

With a sigh, Nakamura Mine chose option two.

[You asked the teacher for Goto Ichiri's home address, but you were rejected by the teacher because you usually performed poorly. The teacher suspected that you had bad intentions. You had no choice but to ask classmates one by one in the class if they knew where Goto Ichiri's home was. Unfortunately, all you got were negative answers. You had no choice but to give up and wait patiently, but because of your worry, you couldn't concentrate on your studies at all.]

"F*ck! Why did you give me this option? I might as well choose one. At least I can still find a way to save myself at the last minute."

But come to think of it, if a female student's home address is easily leaked, it would actually be a very dangerous thing, right?

[On Monday of the second week, Goto Ichiri came to school. Generally speaking, classmates would show some concern for their classmates who had taken a week-long sick leave, but Goto Ichiri didn't seem to have such treatment. Her return did not cause any waves. Everyone was concentrating on preparing for the exam, of course, except you.]

[You called Goto Ichiri to the corner of the corridor. ]

Chapter 3: Stop, don’t run!

[Before you were ready to ask the other party about the situation, Goto Ichiri took the initiative and took out her piggy bank, telling you that this was the money her mother had saved for her future marriage. She hoped that you would let her go after receiving the money and delete the secretly filmed video.]

【Please make your choice. 】

[1. You are short of money and you happily accept it. You think that since it is money saved for marriage, then as long as you marry the other person, there will be no problem at all, right? ]

【Second, strongly refuse and tell the other party that you did not secretly take any video. 】

【3. Refuse the other party's money, and use the non-existent video to threaten the other party to listen to you and make him your puppet.】

Good guy, it’s really good guy, you are really Goto Ichiri, and I am really Nakamura Mine.

There are actually people who say that the money for marriage should be voluntarily handed over as protection money. And among these three options, except for the second one which is normal, the others all seem to be evil.

Although, he actually wanted to choose the third one. Don't get me wrong, this is not because Nakamura Mine has any special hobbies, but the result of careful analysis.

The first choice has already proved that the seemingly correct choice does not necessarily lead to good results, so looking back, the seemingly outrageous choice does not necessarily lead to bad results.

Choice 2 seems safe, but after choosing this option, it will be difficult to continue to have any major connection with Goto Ichiri, who has a psychological shadow on him. The same goes for choice 1. He is just a money-obsessed delinquent, and he thinks there is no problem just marrying him. Ugh, shameless!

On the other hand, although the third option is undoubtedly much worse than the first option in terms of behavior, it is obvious that if successful, it will establish a deep connection with Goto Ichiri, and as long as you don't ask for anything excessive, this can become a healthy relationship.

Well, I've decided. I'll choose option three. Hehe, after giving so many excuses, the main reason is that this option is the most fun.

[You did not accept the other party's money, but threatened him to listen to you, saying that as long as he obeyed you, you would not spread the video. Although you did not know what was shameful about what happened that day, you still threatened him. After hearing what you said, Goto Ichiri lay on the ground with his four legs in the air and barked. You asked him what he was doing, and Goto Ichiri replied that he was trying to be more obedient.]

Seeing this, Nakamura Mine couldn't help laughing out loud. This Goto Ichiri is so funny. His thought process seems to be completely different from that of normal people.

However, this laughter woke up the real Goto Ichiri. But before Nakamura Mine could react, this guy ran away in an extremely exaggerated manner.