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Chapter 252: Conquering the "Dead Ghost"

"Eh, this is really troublesome." Nakamura Mine stood up and stretched his body. Although he did not look as strong as the two men, his physical strength far exceeded that of national-level athletes, so he was not afraid of these two strong men of the last century.

However, despite this, as long as these two people don't cause trouble, Nakamura Mine will not do anything more. However, seeing the two people hunching over and staring at Goto Ichiri fiercely, Nakamura Mine estimated that the possibility of them not causing trouble was very low.

"Little sister, what's the point of holding a sign here? Why don't you come and play with us?" A middle-aged man in a school uniform and wearing sunglasses and a red Mohawk with the word "death" written on his forehead lowered his head and pointed his big face at Goto Ichiri. Based on his past experience, this move would surely scare the seemingly weak little girl to tremble uncontrollably, and even make her kneel down in front of him with weak legs. This move has worked every time for him, and there will be no mistakes, absolutely not... ?

"Uh......"

Mohawk looked at Goto Ichiri who was staring at him without showing any sign of weakness. Instead, he began to tremble uncontrollably and cold sweat gradually flowed on his face.

“This! This guy is totally unmoved even when we stare at him like that!!”

"Not only that! She even calmly made faces at us! She is definitely not an ordinary person!!" the girl next to her, Yezi, with a pigtail like the character "鬼" (ghost) in her hair, added. Both of them seemed to be frightened by Goto Ichiri's "calm" "face" at this moment, but they probably never thought that Goto Ichiri just collapsed and fainted because he was assigned a job of soliciting customers that he was totally unqualified for.

"Hey, I'm telling you guys..." Nakamura Mine was about to say something to make the two of them back off, but the moment he opened his mouth he saw Goto Ichiri's pupils, which had been rolling up, suddenly come back to their senses, and that look and expression were totally unlike Goto Ichiri. That devil-like expression was just like when he was angry...

(Store? Store manager?!)

"Little sister, actually, we..." The man in sunglasses with a Mohawk starting with the character "death" was overwhelmed by Goto Ichiri's "momentum", so he wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere and get away, but unfortunately, the pink-haired evil spirit in front of him didn't seem to give him this opportunity.

"Ah? Little sister?! Brat, you're very useful!?" Goto Ichiri, no, Ijichi Seika said viciously with veins bulging on his forehead and a look of displeasure. The feeling of oppression was totally not on the same level as the two guys in front of him who could only pretend to be so. He was worthy of being the "Devil of Ochanomizu". The two were completely frightened by this sudden change, and knelt down on the spot and prostrated themselves in front of Ijichi Seika. The smoothness of their movements made it hard not to wonder if they had practiced privately.

"Thoroughly, no! I'm so sorry!!"

"Tsk!"

Ijichi Xingge frowned and rubbed her head. She had just been leisurely holding her baby and watching Hongxia's childhood photos and the performance video she took of the band while her sister was not at home. But when she was watching the exciting part, her eyes suddenly went dark, and then the cute Pochi in front of her turned into two ugly guys who called her "little sister". To be honest, she didn't give them a big fight because she had gotten older and her temper had become a little "nicer".

She had almost figured it out. This was roughly the soul swap that her sister and Nakamura Mine had discussed yesterday. To be honest, this was not something that she could easily accept at her age. Moreover, this matter, coupled with the questions that Kita Ikuyo asked her yesterday, made it impossible for her not to think too much. She turned her head and saw Nakamura Mine who was about to retreat quietly. She narrowed her eyes, and Nakamura Mine instinctively did not dare to move.

Nakamura Mine never thought that one day he would be stared at by Goto Ichiri so hard that he could not move. This was such a great humiliation that he decided to compile a "Pochi Observation Manual" with Kita Ikuyo and give it to each of her classmates as a way to take revenge... no, to help Goto Ichiri's classmates understand her better and thereby achieve the goal of making them get along better. This is how he, Nakamura Mine, considered Goto Ichiri.

At this moment, at Ijichi's home, Goto Ichiri watched herself performing live on TV with her head down and one eye turned a blind eye. Her face was full of shame, especially when she heard herself avoiding the audience's sight from time to time. She felt that she might have been more imposing when she was in the cardboard box. But gradually, watching her own recordings, she noticed more problems in her performance. Some mistakes that are easy to overlook when standing on the stage are particularly obvious when viewed from a different perspective.

Goto Ichiri wrote them down one by one. Although she might not be able to correct them immediately, no, based on her understanding of herself, it would take her a long time to correct them all. But even if the progress was slow, she knew that this was something she had to do in order for the band to make further progress.

"Pochi-chan~! We want to order!"

After learning from the returning Nakamura Mine that Goto Ichiri had become her sister, Ijichi Hongxia immediately became playful. She shouted to Ijichi Hoshika who was still standing at the door. As for the two burly men from the end of the century, they had already taken their seats in the store in a dejected and reserved manner, with their heads lowered and not daring to say a word. The other shop assistants didn't dare to say anything or ask anything because of their eye-catching appearance.

Ijichi Xingge tried her best to control her expression and glared at her sister with a "nuclear-hearted" look, while the latter just blinked mischievously.

"What do you need? Tell me." Ijichi Hoshika cooperated unexpectedly. After all, she didn't want Goto Ichiri's reputation in the class to deteriorate because of her reckless behavior. Although she didn't study well in high school and didn't have many friends in the class, it seemed that Goto Ichiri still wanted to get along well with her classmates, so she patiently played the maid game with these kids. In fact, there was another reason, that is, she just secretly went to the bathroom to look at Goto Ichiri in a maid outfit in the mirror, which made her bleed with cuteness. Although she was caught posing in front of the mirror by two girls who happened to be in the bathroom, which made her very embarrassed.

And those two seemed to be Goto Ichiri's classmates, saying something like, "Haha, Goto-san is so cute after a little dressing up~" What a joke! Pochi is cute enough in normal times, okay? !

Chapter 253 Omelet Rice

"Um, let me see, ok? Speaking of which...isn't little Pochi too suitable for wearing a maid outfit?" Ijichi Hongxia's eyes, which were originally on the menu, suddenly drifted to Goto Ichiri. Although she had seen Goto Ichiri for quite a while, she was either too tired to look for him or had too much fun that she forgot to appreciate Pochi in maid outfit.

Although Goto Ichiri himself cannot hear this praise now.

"Oichi is very suitable for wearing this kind of cute clothes!" Kita Ikuyo also gave her own evaluation.

In fact, she has long wanted to make Goto Ichiri dress a little more fashionably, or at least stop her from always wearing the sportswear that seemed to seal her beauty. But unfortunately, Goto Ichiri's aesthetic taste is really out of touch with this era. If she is not allowed to wear sportswear, then the way she looks will not only be uncute.

"Indeed, don't wear a sweatshirt all day~" Ijichi Kouka said what Kita Ikuyo wanted to say.

"No...what's the point of telling me this?" Ijichi Hoshika said speechlessly, but she actually agreed with this. In fact, she really wanted Goto Ichiri to wear her collections.

Although Ijichi Hoshika looks like this, she actually has a lot of cute clothes in her collection. She has almost everything from maid outfits, sailor suits, to Gothic skirts, but she is just too embarrassed to wear them out.

"Hmm...it seems like relying on looks to attract people isn't a bad idea." Yamada Ryo seemed to be staring at the menu carefully, but he was saying irrelevant words.

"What did you say suddenly?" Nakamura Mine looked at Yamada Ryo, whose eyes suddenly turned into the shape of small coins, and he actually almost understood what the other person was thinking.

"It turns out that Pochi is a rough diamond!" Yamada Ryo drooled shamefully as she watched Goto Ichiri, but everyone present understood that she was certainly not craving for Goto Ichiri but Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"Let's have Pochi wear a swimsuit and shoot a music video! Or let's wrap him in tape and play on the sea!"

"Hey, hey~ Don't think about making money from Pochi-chan!" Ijichi Hongxia quickly put an end to Yamada Ryo's terrible idea.

"Hey, are you guys going to order food or not?" Yidizhi Xingge said impatiently.

"Oh, I almost forgot." Ijichi Kouka smiled embarrassedly, and Yamada Ryo returned his gaze to the menu in his hand, but he did not say anything about ordering.

"Can anyone lend me some money?"

"Didn't you just offer me money to go to that shabby haunted house?" Nakamura Mine said with some lingering fear.

"Well, then it's your turn to treat me this time, Feng." Yamada Ryo said with very clear logic.

"Hey, hey! You insisted on inviting me here, didn't you?"

"Then since you insist on inviting me this time, right?" Yamada Ryo said after blinking.

"Me! Huh? Eh..." Nakamura Mine suddenly felt that what the other party said made sense, and for a moment he couldn't react to what was wrong.

"What is this 'Piaoxing Pure Sticky Magic Omurice' like?" Ijichi Hongxia asked curiously while looking at the menu.

"I don't know." Yijizhi Xingge answered without thinking.

"How about 'Unicorn's Fantasy Cute Sparkling Omurice'?" Kita Ikuyo also tried to order it.

"who knows."

"'No, really no, this is cute dark omelette rice.'" Yamada Ryo said, looking at the photo on the menu.

"What kind of crappy names are these?!" Ichichi Xingge's mouth twitched.

"Then...what about this 'The Only One in the World with the Most Invincible Omurice'?" Nakamura Mine felt it would be awkward not to order one so he just ordered one.

"I told you I don't know. Aren't these just omelette rice? Why give them such fancy names!!" Ijichi Hoshige shouted in frustration.

"Could it be that only the names of the dishes are different and they're all just ordinary omelette rice?!" Ijichi Hongxia complained.

"It seems to be true." Nakamura Mine gestured to everyone to look at the dishes of the guests at other tables, and they were all just omelette rice.

In the end, everyone ordered a serving of omelette rice. By the way, Yamada Ryo's portion was paid for by Nakamura Mine.

"Here, this is your sticky omelette rice." Ijichi Xingge placed a plate of ordinary-looking omelette rice in front of Ijichi Xingge.

"Sister, you are too perfunctory, at least pronounce the name correctly... Well, forget it, hehe, sorry~ Please recite a spell to make me delicious~"

"Well!"

"The customer is God~!"

After complaining, Ijichi Nichinaka and Yamada Ryo looked at Ijichi Seika with a smirk, their fingers still tapping the big words "Delicious Spell" on the menu. Nakamura Mine and Kita Ikuyo looked at these two playful seniors helplessly, although the former did not follow them only because the target was Ijichi Seika.

"You two are having a really good time..."

After a period of struggle and intimidation and inducement, Ijichi Hoshige put her hands together with a murderous expression and made a heart shape towards the omelette rice.

"Piaopiao! Chunchun!! Miracle!!! Heartbeat!!! Omelet rice..." The sound of gnashing teeth was heard, making everyone shudder. The duo of dead ghosts in the other corner of the classroom also seemed to sense this horrifying aura and began to tremble in their seats.

"This is too scary!!! Who can eat like this!!!" Ijichi Hongxia shouted at her sister. Although she knew that her sister would not be able to shout out such a shameful spell with enough energy, she never expected that someone could recite such a cute spell like a killing curse. Even Yamada Ryo didn't dare to eat with the spoon in her hand. She had originally planned to steal Hongxia's omelette rice while everyone's attention was on the magic spell.

"Little...Manager! You have to put more emotion into reciting the spell!" Kita Ikuyo corrected him after slapping his hands on the table.

"what?"

"Watch carefully, it has to be like this..." After saying that, Kita Ikuyo performed a breathtaking set of cute combos. It is estimated that even a real magical girl would become his disciple on the spot after seeing it. Nakamura Mine and Ijichi Hoshika stepped back again and again, but Ijichi Nijika and Yamada started to eat heartily under the blessing of this magic.

“The perfect sourness of the ketchup and the sweetness of the sauce blend perfectly! It has a homely flavor!”

“So smooth and smooth!!”

Chapter 254: Dress Up

"Yeah~hehe." Seeing her two seniors cooperating so well, Kita Ikuyo also made a gesture of victory.

"Kita! If you have time, can you help our class?!" The two girls who were worried about Pochi seemed to have seen the movement here, and came over with a look of surprise and asked sincerely. To be honest, their class didn't expect that their business would be so good, and many classmates who didn't have any plans were not there, so they were really too busy. The most important thing was that they really felt that if it was Kita Ikuyo, it would definitely attract a lot of customers.

"Is it okay? Actually, I've wanted to wear this dress for a long time!"

After a short while, Kita Ikuyo changed into a maid outfit and made a stunning appearance. As everyone expected, she looked quite beautiful.

"Wow! Kita-chan is so cute!" two unknown classmates screamed.

"The charm of the clothes is fully brought out~" Ijichi Hongxia also gave a positive answer.

"Why don't you two seniors try it on? Let's leave some good memories." Kita Ikuyo suggested.

"Eh? Is it okay?" Ijichi Hongxia naturally had no resistance to this. In fact, she was indeed eager to try it, but Yamada Ryo on the side still had a calm face, while Nakamura Mine and Ijichi Hoshika stood aside with dead eyes and watched quietly.

(If you still have time to play, then you’re not too busy, right?)

Nakamura Mine expressed brief sympathy when he looked at the duo of "dead ghosts" who wanted to order food but were too afraid to speak.

"Of course!"

Soon, Ijichi Kouka and Yamada Ryo also changed into maid outfits and came out.

"This is so beautiful!" the nameless duo exclaimed again, attracting many people's attention. However, Yamada Ryo and Ijichi Nijika were indeed stunning in maid outfits. Standing next to Kita Ikuyo was very pleasing to the eyes. Even Ijichi Hoshika, who had no reaction, couldn't help but want to take out her mobile phone to take a picture of her sister and the clerk. However, she remembered that it was not her own body, so she gave an order to Nakamura Mine on the side.

"Hey, take out your phone, take some pictures and send them to me, hurry up."

Nakamura Mine felt very uncomfortable when Ijichi Hoshika used Goto Ichiri's face to give him orders very naturally, but he actually wanted to take a few photos anyway, and even regretted not borrowing a camera from Akiyama Mio.

"By the way..." After taking the photo, Nakamura Mine handed the phone to the expectant Ijichi Hoshika, then his eyes involuntarily moved from the other person's face to the bottom and said:

"Why is it that only Ichiri's maid outfit is open-chested?"

"Hmm?" Hearing this, Ijichi Hoshige followed Nakamura Mine's line of sight and looked at the top of her chest. When she saw the white patch, her face suddenly turned red. She quickly covered her chest with both hands, and then shouted at Nakamura Mine in shame and anger:

"Where are you looking at? Do you want me to take them off for you?!"

"No... this is Ichiri's body, right? Manager, why are you shy... besides, not much is exposed, right?" Nakamura Mine said speechlessly, but he was answered by Ijichi Hoshika's Kaio-ken.

After Nakamura Mine recovered, it seemed that Ijichi Kouka and Yamada Ryo had been captured as soldiers, and they seemed to be planning to drag Nakamura Mine into the water as well.

"No, you are maids, why are you looking for me?" Nakamura Feng came here today specially to relax, he didn't want to have to work in another school.

"We also have butler costumes here!!" The red-haired girl looked at Nakamura Mine with shining eyes while holding a tuxedo.

"You guys are running a maid cafe here, right? Don't waste your money! And is this suitable?!"

(How come it fits so well...?)

In the end, Nakamura Mine had no choice but to compromise, and was surprised to find that although the clothes did not fit him perfectly like custom-made ones, they were still just right for him. When Nakamura Mine appeared in everyone's sight again, all the girls present, including some guests, were dazzled.

He has a tall figure with perfect proportions and an impeccable body shape due to his physical strength. His black hair and black tuxedo complement each other, not to mention his handsome facial features, which are impeccable.

"Wow!!" The two girls put their palms together and couldn't help but look excitedly at the members of the band standing in front of them. They felt that their good looks were enough to make them fans of the band.

"Very good, from now on you can dress like this and go out to solicit customers." Yidizhi Xingge also said admiringly, although probably no one would take this as a compliment.

"Hey, hey! Our store is a serious business, right?!"

Having said that, Nakamura Mine eventually stood at the door of the maid cafe and started soliciting customers, and the effect was quite good. However, several boys came to him in surprise and asked, "Isn't this a maid shop?" and several maids looked into the shop expectantly after seeing him, and then looked at him with resentful eyes, which made Nakamura Mine very embarrassed.

"Excuse me, could you please add some water?" The Death Head seemed to have finally come out of his fear. He raised his hand and greeted everyone. However, the Japanese Head on the side was still a little shy and didn't dare to speak. It was unknown whether it was because of his personality or if he was really scared by Ijichi Xingge.

"Ah, Senior Ryo, please go over there." Kita Ikuyo, who still had work to do, said to Yamada Ryo who was slacking off.

"Ah? You want a drink? Can't you come and get it yourself?" Yamada Ryo, who had changed into men's clothes for some reason, said impatiently while crossing his legs and holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand.

"Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry!" The duo of the dead guys apologized in unison, their voices were so loud that it sounded like military training.

"No, senior, this is not an exhibition hall...but it's so cool!" Kita Ikuyo first complained and then became very envious.

The Death Head knelt on one knee holding a disposable water cup in front of Yamada Ryo. Then Yamada Ryo, who was sitting on the chair, snorted, tilted the bottle in his hand and poured some water into it. Then another Ghost Head came over in the same posture, but Yamada Ryo seemed to be a little tired from the "intense exercise" just now. He just snorted but did not move, while the latter shouted "Yes!" and retreated to his seat.

"Hey~ I'm bringing a group of guests~" Ijichi Hongxia said as she led a group of six girls to the store entrance.

Chapter 255 The Eve of the Performance

"Huh? So impressive!" The red-haired girl looked at the extra customer at the door in surprise.

"Welcome, please come this way." Kita Ikuyo went to greet the customer with a bright smile on her face. Seeing her enthusiasm, the customer who originally just wanted to take a look would feel embarrassed to leave.

So, with the help of the Star Working Group, the instant coffee and frozen omelette rice in the maid cafe of Class 2, Grade 1 were quickly sold out. By the way, Goto Ichiri quickly returned to her body, but as soon as she came back, she was told by other classmates that she could rest (you are useless), so she was both relieved and a little frustrated.

"Amazing! All the omelette rice is sold out right away."

"Our class must be ranked first in sales!"

"This is all thanks to Kita-chan and the guys in Kita-chan's band. Thank you so much!"

"No, no~ We are all very happy too, thank you everyone." Facing the thanks given by Ijichi Hongxia who had changed back into her original clothes, she waved her hand to indicate that she didn't need to worry at all.