Diviner A said that your son is born with intelligence and is a natural reader. With a little training, he will surely become a scholar who will be feared by all.
Diviner B said that the beloved son of the two of you is good at political strategy and governance. If he enters the officialdom, he will definitely achieve great things.
Fortune Teller C is even more important: Your son may suffer a bloody disaster next month. V me 100 gold coins to avoid the disaster.
The result was that the master almost overturned his shop on the spot.
......
It’s no wonder that Leon is prejudiced against this kind of industry. He asked for 100 gold coins right at the start. Why didn’t you just go and rob him?
So just watch this little trick for fun and don't take it seriously.
Just when Leon was about to leave, he found that Rossweisse did not follow him.
Looking back, she looked up at the plaque and introduction of the divination house, as if she was very interested in this kind of thing.
as predicted.
"Let's go in and take a look." Rossweisse said, "It's still a while before lunch, so we have nothing to do."
The Bunny Girl said so, why not obey her?
It’s not surprising that death row inmates have a good meal before execution!
Leon shrugged, "Whatever."
The couple walked into the fortune-telling house.
The atmosphere in the museum is still mysterious and weird, and the lighting, carpets and wall hangings all have a mysterious feel.
There were not many people in the divination house, and one could see the female fortune teller sitting at the back at a glance.
She wore a witch's hat, a long black skirt, and had manicures on all ten fingers - each one was different.
The facial features under the witch's hat are quite delicate, but the makeup is a little too catered to the surrounding environment and seems a little non-mainstream.
"Welcome, both of you, please take a seat."
The couple sat down and faced the fortune teller.
The fortune teller was calm and composed. He first looked at Rossweisse, then nodded thoughtfully, and then looked at Leon——
shook his head.
Leon was stunned, “No, why are you shaking your head at me?”
"I saw at once, sir—"
Leon took a deep breath, and his hands under the table began to gather lightning energy.
If this guy can tell right away that he is not a dragon, then I'm sorry, as a fortune teller, you should be able to predict that he will have a bloody disaster today!
"He has an extraordinary bearing and a radiant spirit. He is the Son of Destiny who cannot be compared to any other male dragon!"
"..."
The lightning in his hand flashed twice awkwardly. Leon coughed twice and gently kicked Rossweisse's shoes, signaling her to smooth things over quickly.
"You're too kind. My husband is just a little better looking, not that exaggerated."
Rossweisse said, "What's your name?"
"Just call me Afu," the fortune teller said, "What do you want to know about? Marriage? Career? If you don't know what to choose, I have a very comprehensive fortune telling package for you to choose from."
Great, great, your industry is becoming more and more considerate, there are even packages for fortune-telling!
Afu took out a wooden board with various divination methods written on it.
There are horoscopes, bamboo sticks, tarot cards and everything else.
Of course, the price is also different.
Although Rossweisse came here for fun, she didn't want to make things too much trouble, so she said, "Let's try horoscope divination first. The process should be simple, right?"
"Well, just tell me your birthdays." Afu said confidently.
"October 25th." Rossweisse said.
"Oh, that's Scorpio."
Afu explained seriously, "Scorpio is a sign that lacks a sense of security, but also has a strong ability to observe and is very sensitive to changes in the surrounding environment. When Scorpio asks others a question, they often already know the answer, but they just want to hear the other person say it in person."
Rossweisse let out a soft "oh".
In his heart, Leon still didn't really trust this kind of thing.
Afu continued,
"Of course, Scorpio girls also have a typical personality trait: they appear cold and frosty on the outside, but are passionate and uninhibited on the inside. They are a sign that dares to love and hate. Once they fall in love, it is a 'die or die' pursuit."
"Oh, since we're talking about love, the most compatible signs for Scorpio are Pisces and Cancer. You both have very good compatibility."
Rossweisse nodded, not quite understanding. "Then which zodiac sign is the least compatible?"
"Leo."
"Ok."
Afu looked at Leon again, "When is your birthday, sir?"
"August 5th."
After hearing what Afu said just now, Leon couldn't help but ask, "So what's my zodiac sign?"
Afu looked strange, glanced at Rossweisse, and then stammered, "Sir, you are... a Leo."
"..."
⒉Oh, then it explains it.
No wonder they dislike each other every day, it turns out it’s all because of their zodiac signs!
The couple looked at each other and then looked away at the same time.
Seeing this, Ah Fu panicked and quickly explained,
"Hey, don't hurt my feelings, horoscopes are just a reference, they're not very accurate."
"I think it's quite accurate." Leon said devoutly.
Leon, before hearing that he was not compatible with Rossweisse: This thing is just a trick to fool children;
After hearing that he is not compatible with Rossweisse: He can tell the difference at a glance. This is a true master!
Ah Fu looked at the couple's reaction and didn't know what to do for a moment, so she suggested, "To express my apology, how about giving you a 30% discount on the next divination?"
Rossweisse glanced at Leon and nodded, "Okay."
It doesn't matter if there is a discount or not, she doesn't need that little money.
But she had a feeling that the next divination might be "unfavorable" to Leon.
As we all know, what's bad for the dragon slayer is good for the dragon.
Take it, you must take it! ⑸
Afu took out a crystal ball from under the table and said, "Sir, please put your hand on this crystal ball. I will establish a connection with your life and infer your past and future."
Oh, this is getting more and more mysterious.
Leon placed his hand on it doubtfully.
Afu also closed her eyes and began to activate the crystal ball.
Leon didn't feel anything, he just felt that the crystal ball was a little cold and the feel was a little bad.
After a while, I heard Afu say faintly,
"Sir... you are born with extremely high leadership skills and have your own unique understanding and views on things. Countless people have followed and admired you..."
Leon was slightly surprised, it was quite accurate.
"but!"
Yes, there must be such a turning point after the praise.
Otherwise, how can I collect the money?
"Sir...you seem to be doomed."
Leon raised an eyebrow, "Robbery?"
He subconsciously glanced at Rossweisse beside him.
Apart from this mother dragon, can I have any other fate?
"Well... I see... I see iron railings... weeds... hiss! - Sir! I know!"
Leon held his breath, "What?"
"You're going to jail!"
"Pfft hahaha-"
Rossweisse finally couldn't hold it in anymore, and she leaned on her arms and laughed out loud, her shoulders shaking with laughter.
Leon, on the other hand, had a speechless expression as if to say "Sister, you are so humorous".
Ah Fu looked at the couple's reactions, blinked, and for the first time began to doubt her own professionalism, "Am I wrong......"
Leon lowered his voice and gritted his teeth, “No, you are right, you are very right.”
Afu scratched her forehead. Since what she said was right, she would continue.
"So sir, do you want to break out of this prison?"
Leon's face darkened a few shades.
The next sentence should be "V me a hundred gold coins to help you avoid disaster", right?
You fortune tellers all use the same trick.
But you are just asking, is there a possibility that my imprisonment is over?
Now we have entered the second half of the prison life: the prison life.
Sister Yi, you are late.
"No need." Leon said.
"Oh... okay then."
Leon withdrew his hand, stood up, and pushed Rossweisse's shoulder. "Stop laughing, pay and leave."
Rossweisse nodded, resisting the urge to smile wildly, paid the money, and left the divination hall with Leon.
"Leon Casmode."
After going out, Rossweisse patted Leon on the shoulder with one hand and said seriously, "You will go to jail."
Leon shook off her hand, turned around and walked quickly towards the exit of the shopping street.
Rossweisse trotted after him, smiling as she added, "If you need to spend money to avoid disaster, I can provide you with financial support."
"Shut up, evil dragon!"
At this time, Noah and Muen, who were hiding in the dark, poked their little heads out and looked at the backs of their parents.
"Mom is smiling so happily." said Mu En.
"Well, although the date just now was short, it must have been very exciting. It's rare to see mom smile so happily." Noah said.
"Sister, should we continue to follow?"
"of course."
"Okay~"
The two little dragon girls scurried past the door of the fortune-telling house, their legs twitching.
Afu inside looked at her crystal ball in confusion and scratched her head, "Did the crystal ball make a mistake?"
She put her hand down again and tried to divine the man again.
However, the result of divination had nothing to do with the imprisonment just now.
Ah Fu suddenly opened her eyes and muttered,
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