"I believe that if the fish in the reservoir heard what I just said, they would surely come to thank me with tears in their eyes."
Su Cheng raised a sly smile and said to the uncle.
Today, his main focus is redemption.
"You are sick."
The middle-aged man next to him looked at Su Cheng speechlessly.
Suddenly, Su Cheng stood up with empty hands, walked to the water and pretended to wash the hook, and directly conjured up a fish from the system space.
Then--
"How come it slipped out of my hands before I even caught it?"
Su Cheng exclaimed softly and held up the fish weighing more than ten pounds in his hand.
The uncle was stunned when he saw this, his eyes almost popped out, and then he pointed at him and stammered: "You, you, you, you."
Chapter 262: Su Cheng appears in the reservoir, and the three parts of Taoyuan are unified
The uncle was stunned when he saw this, his eyes almost popped out, and then he pointed at him and stammered: "You, you, you, you."
He looked at the grass carp in Su Cheng's hand, and he was simply unable to describe his inner emotions in words.
Just now he clearly saw the young man washing the hook with nothing in his hands, but in the next moment he held up a grass carp with both hands.
He wanted to refute, but the facts were right in front of him.
Then, Su Cheng said nonsense in a serious tone: "It seems that this fish must have been touched by my words just now, so it came into my hands. Uncle, you don't have to be surprised, it's just a coincidence."
Hearing this,
Ji Qingyi sat aside with a hint of smile in her eyes.
Gu Ruoxue covered her forehead with her hands as if she had a headache.
However, at this moment, the uncle suddenly discovered something strange about the fish.
He found that the fish was dead!
This gave him a sudden relief, for he realized that the fish must have died by chance and floated up, and the young man had brought it to shore.
"You are lucky. I didn't expect that you could catch a dead fish while washing the hook. You are really lucky. You can keep this dead fish."
The uncle smiled and continued fishing, then added: "And what I just said is that you catch fish with a fishing rod, not by luck catching a dead fish!"
After saying that, he couldn't help but glare at Su Cheng again.
Su Cheng looked at the fishhook in his hand awkwardly, then looked at the uncle, looking embarrassed and ashamed. In the end, he just laughed and said, "So that's how it is. I thought it understood what I said, so it floated to the shore obediently."
After Su Cheng finished speaking, he placed the dead fish on the lawn and continued to wash the hook.
However, the uncle looked at his back and began to mock him: "You know this is impossible even if you use your ass to think about it. Do you think everyone is like you, with your head stuck in the door, and thinks fish can understand human language!"
Su Cheng stood up and turned to look at the uncle, who looked even more embarrassed. He quickly changed the subject and said, "But fish can really understand me."
The uncle couldn't help but laugh when he saw Su Cheng trying to argue stubbornly.
"look!"
Speaking of which,
Su Cheng suddenly raised his hand.
I saw that there was actually a lively fish on his straight hook.
This fish was a dead but moving fish that he had just taken out from the space. Since fish are vertebrates, they have neural reflex arcs.
This fish was specially purchased by me at the fish shop.
Although the fish's brain had stopped functioning, its body was still experiencing muscle spasms. He had just inserted a straight hook into the fish's mouth and stuffed a handful of salt into it, so the fish was more powerful than a live fish, and it struggled desperately in mid-air after being fished out of the water.
"What, am I dreaming?"
The uncle was stunned when he saw this, and then subconsciously slapped himself hard in the face.
"Clap~"
When the two women heard the crisp sound of slapping, they couldn't help but look at each other subtly.
Then Su Cheng took the grass carp off the fishing rod and handed it to the uncle, looking at him sincerely and said, "Thank you for your teachings just now, this fish is a gift for meeting you."
The uncle didn't react at all. He still stared at the fish with eyes wide open in disbelief, with a look of doubt on his face.
After a long while, he looked at the grass carp in Su Cheng's hand, then looked at him again, and then said with trembling lips: "How is this possible?! Did you really catch this fish with a fishing rod just now?"
"Didn't you just see it with your own eyes?"
Su Cheng answered seriously.
When the uncle heard this, he could no longer suppress his inner shock. He stood up, grabbed Su Cheng's shoulders and shook him hard.
"How is it possible to catch this?! You, you, you, you hooked it straight! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
The uncle's tone was very excited, even incoherent. Then, without caring about Su Cheng's reaction, he ran directly to the place where he had just washed the hook, threw it to the ground with a bang, and looked at it carefully.
His face was filled with fear and he checked around the water and the grass like crazy.
Because this incident completely overturned his three views.
However, the more carefully he looked, the uglier his expression became, and finally he sat down on the ground in despair.
He choked up and looked at the water, then beat his chest hard and shouted: "It doesn't make sense, how could this be possible..."
"Uncle, don't do this."
Su Cheng came to his side, squatted down, patted his back gently and comforted him: "All things have spirits. I firmly believe that as long as you are sincere and kind, they will be able to sense it. So the fish voluntarily took the bait just now because of what I just said. If you don't believe it, let me try again."
Having said this, he put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle under the strange gazes of the two women.
At this moment he was deep and melancholy, as if he was a wise man who had experienced vicissitudes of life and seen through the world, or like an old man who had experienced the prosperity of the world.
However, at this time, Su Cheng suddenly turned around, looked at the uncle, and said seriously: "Uncle, you see there is nothing in my hand, and the fishhook is also straight."
Although the uncle was still in shock after hearing this, he finally reacted.
He glanced at the fishing rod in Su Cheng's hand, then looked at the water surface. After confirming that there was nothing unusual, excitement suddenly appeared on his face, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said: "Yes, if you have the ability, come again and let me see!"
"okay!"
Su Cheng nodded in agreement with a generous look on his face. Then he clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and prayed. After a moment, he opened his eyes and swung the fishhook violently. With a plop, the fishhook in his hand flew out of his hand.
Ji Qingyi: ...
Gu Ruoxue: ...
Uncle:?
"Oops, the hook is gone."
Su Cheng rubbed his forehead in annoyance, then lowered his head in frustration, but soon he cheered up and said seriously: "If I put my hand in the water, the fish will definitely swim into my palm of their own accord!"
Having said that, he rolled up his sleeves, then lay on the ground and put his hand into the water. This time, the uncle came directly to Su Cheng and watched.
Just now he was sure that the young man had nothing in his hand. So he stared at Su Cheng on the water surface, not willing to miss any moment.
At this moment, Su Cheng suddenly looked up at the uncle, then grinned, revealing a row of white teeth: "Uncle, look!"
"Wow~"
The uncle looked up in disbelief when he heard this. When he saw what was in his hand clearly—
"Oh my god, next door!!!!"
I couldn't help but say a swear word.
Uncle:......! ! !
At this moment, the uncle's face was full of disbelief and shock, and he looked as if he had seen something that he could not bear to look at.
this moment,
Both the uncle and the two beauties who knew the inside story fell silent.
They all lowered their heads at the same time.
They really couldn't imagine what kind of brain circuit could do such a thing!
Su Cheng...
He actually fished out a 10-pound Boston lobster from the water! !
But before he finished, Su Cheng seemed very dissatisfied with the lobster he had picked up. He put it aside and continued to say with disgust: "I don't want lobster, I want to eat fish! I want to eat fish now!"
After saying that, without paying any attention to the shocked expression of the uncle next to him, he reached his hand into the lake again.
But Ji Qingyi next to him seemed to know that Su Cheng might do something shocking, so he took out his phone and started recording, wanting to record the next scene!
Sure enough, in less than a second, he picked up a grilled fish plate from the water with one hand, and on the plate was a grilled fish tightly wrapped in plastic wrap.
"That's right!"
He stood up and looked at the cooked fish in the basin and said with satisfaction.
The expression on the uncle's face at this moment cannot be described in words, twisted, complicated, shocked, and deeply shocked!
And intense fear and shock.
Catching a lobster is magical enough, but it is still an aquatic creature after all…
But what the hell is this about picking up a grilled fish!!!
Could it be that the fish in the water roasted itself?
Really ready to eat right now, right out of the bag! ? ?
Finally, Gu Ruoxue noticed that the fisherman in the distance was also looking at the lobster with horror. She couldn't stand it anymore, so she went straight to the uncle and said, "Actually, we are magicians. We have set up traps and props in the water in advance."
The uncle suddenly came to his senses, turned around to look at the grilled fish and then at the lobster. Because it was too ridiculous, he immediately believed it after hearing this explanation.
He also noticed that there was a girl next to him taking photos with her mobile phone, and guessed that she might be an internet celebrity magician!
"Have you had enough fun? Come with me now!"
Gu Ruoxue dragged Su Cheng's clothes and walked out. As she left, she turned back and said to the uncle, "Goodbye, uncle. The lobster is our apology!"
"No, my lobster!"
However, Su Cheng didn't want to give it at all. He had spent a lot of money to buy it, and he had never had such a good thing in his life.
"I'll reimburse you!"
Black lines appeared on Gu Ruoxue's forehead. She didn't want to explain anything, but Su Cheng was too weak. After struggling for a few times, he couldn't break free from Gu Ruoxue and could only be dragged away.
..............................
It is still fifteen kilometers away from Taoyuan.
The three left the reservoir and came to an empty stream.
Gu Ruoxue looked serious, glanced at Su Cheng who was hiding behind Ji Qingyi, and sighed, "Don't you think you went too far just now?"
Su Cheng curled his lips, looking like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, and said indignantly: "Who made him provoke us? We must give him a little shock, otherwise I will definitely not be able to sleep tonight."
"That guy's expression was really interesting."
Ji Qingyi raised her lips slightly, looking at Su Cheng with a smile in her eyes, then she looked at Gu Ruoxue and said, "Besides, he is also thinking about us, you should not be ready to blame him, right?"
As soon as Ji Qingyi said this, Gu Ruoxue couldn't help but frown.
Even if Su Cheng did these things for their own good, it doesn't mean that what he did was right, especially playing with others in such a superior manner.
Gu Ruoxue sighed and said softly, "When we are children, we often destroy ant nests just out of curiosity and fun. Some people believe that this is a kind of ignorant and pure evil. It can be corrected through education."
Then, Gu Ruoxue's tone became a little more severe. "Then, can you tell me, are you ignorant or arrogant now?"
She glanced at Ji Qingyi, who looked calm at the moment and didn't seem to have any intention of stopping her from scolding.
"Are you like this now because you think you are already a superior person, or because you have been with certain people for a long time and you can no longer figure out who you were and what you should be like?"
These words made Su Cheng's expression change.
However, Ji Qingyi unexpectedly did not react too strongly. She just patted his shoulder gently and said, "She is right. This matter can be easily resolved. But you chose such a rash method. This may cause trouble."
"..."
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