I don’t want my youth campus life to be a Shura!

Hoshino Kazuki was a little puzzled, but only for a moment, because he was already satisfied with half of it. Who told him that he had already traded once?

Hoshino Mirai's cell phone disappeared out of thin air.

"Help me revive the Penguin Prince."

Hoshino Mirai excitedly shouted to the solemn voice, her voice filled with strong expectation and desire.

"I can't be resurrected."

"why?"

“Because it’s not dead.”

Hearing this, Xingye Mirai's face turned red with excitement, and she kept saying, "That's great, that's great."

But she quickly changed the question: "So where did it go?"

"It's sleeping, and I can't wake it up. But it seems to have reached some kind of contract with you. The happier you are, the faster it will wake up."

Hoshino Mirai nodded excitedly: "Yeah, yeah! I get it!"

"Well, your wish has come true."

"Wait, what's it called?!"

"In another world, he was posthumously named: The Prince of Heaven's Choice, the One Who Carries Heaven and Fortune, Is a Saint of Literature, Martial Wisdom, Courage, Benevolence, Frugality, Diligence, and Filial Piety."

"Posthumous titles! Are they all beautiful ones?"

Hoshino Mirai was stunned, then shouted excitedly.

You should know that the posthumous title is used to highly summarize the life of a historical figure, and all of its posthumous titles are beautiful ones!

You should know that there are "good posthumous names", "average posthumous names" and "bad posthumous names"!

And the penguin princes were all given beautiful posthumous titles.

One can imagine how great this man's achievements were during his time as a prince!

Hoshino Mirai was very excited: "The Prince of Heaven!!"

"Eh, another world?"

At this moment, she realized this key point, and then suddenly realized it, muttering to herself: "It turns out that he is not a historical figure in our world! No wonder I couldn't find him in the records of princes of all dynasties. He is from another world."

At this time, the solemn voice spoke again: "I'll give you a choice. Do you want a precious horse or a weapon!"

At the same time, the mobile phone in Kazuki Hoshino's hand disappeared out of thin air. He was excited at first, and then he became confused.

He took a deep breath, calmed down, and kept thinking about what he really wanted.

"I recommend you choose weapons."

"why?"

"Because since ancient times, heroes have always had weapons first and horses later. If you choose the horse but don't have a weapon, how can you resist the enemy?"

The solemn voice continued: "Whether in battle or chivalry, BMW has no weapon spirit!"

Chapter 267: There are stupid fruits on the stupid tree, and you and me under the stupid tree.

"Okay, then I want weapons!"

Kazuki Hoshino agreed to this suggestion without hesitation!

At this moment, he had already imagined that he possessed a magical weapon that could protect his family, his lovely sister, and save the world, becoming a great hero serving his country and his people.

Thinking of this, Hoshino Kazuki's eyes were filled with fanaticism.

"My heroic moment is about to begin!"

He seemed to see himself galloping through dangerous places with weapons in his hand, and his heart was filled with excitement!

Everyone has a dream of being a hero, and he is no exception!

This is the weapon from the devil's mouth!

It must be a terrifying weapon from hell and doomsday!

"Hands out!"

The solemn voice sounded again.

"good!!!"

The next moment, Hoshino Kazuki tremblingly placed his palm in the air, and her sister swallowed her saliva and stood beside her, wanting to witness this historic moment!

They both felt like their hearts were about to jump out of their chests!!

But the next moment, their expressions changed suddenly.

A silver iron object suddenly appeared out of thin air in Hoshino Kazuki's palm, emitting an icy light, like a cold sword inserted into Hoshino Kazuki's chest!

Then, he almost vomited blood.

"Earpick?"

He looked at the ordinary ear pick in his hand, and suddenly felt that his entire outlook on life and other three views had completely collapsed.

An ear pick is actually a weapon?

What kind of weapon is this?

Xingye Mirai, who was standing next to him, was dumbfounded and quickly reminded his brother: "Brother, did you forget the basin? This is definitely not an ordinary ear pick, it just looks like one!"

"Yes, I almost forgot!"

Hoshino Kazuki suddenly came to his senses after hearing this, and quickly fumbled in his trouser pocket and took out a piece of white cloth.

Then, he carefully wrapped the ear pick in it and hid it close to his arms, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

But the next second, the solemn voice sounded again, extinguishing their newly risen hopes and saying something cruel!

"It's just an ordinary ear pick."

As soon as these words were spoken, the minds of siblings Hoshino Mirai and Hoshino Kazuki went blank.

"what?"

"No way, how could it be?"

They couldn't believe their ears.

Just an ordinary ear pick?

"Then why do you say it's a weapon?"

Hoshino Kazuki couldn't help but ask again.

"Yes!"

Hoshino Mirai couldn't help but ask.

"Since ancient times, picking ears has been the best choice for people to relieve their emotions. Just a few seconds can relax the brain. Be a single-celled paramecium. At this time, you only need to use a little force to easily pierce your eardrum!"

At this point, Zhuang Yan paused and continued: "Simple and crude, the way to simplicity is the best!"

"I am sick, why would I pierce my eardrum?"

Hoshino Kazuki was so angry that he threw the ear pick wrapped in white cloth in his arms to the ground, his face flushed red.

Only he could hear the sound of his own heartbreaking, which completely shattered his dream of being a hero.

Although Xingye Mirai didn't say anything, her expression was very strange. If she hadn't seen this terrifying demon with her own eyes last time, she would have suspected that this demon was specifically trying to tease her brother.

"Okay, I'm leaving!"

The solemn voice sounded again: "I will not appear before the eyes of those whose wishes have been fulfilled."

After saying this, the solemn voice completely disappeared with the response.

On the empty rooftop, Mirai Hoshino turned to look at Ikki Hoshino, who was kneeling on the ground staring at the ear pick in a daze, and asked: "Brother, do you still want this weapon?"

Hoshino Kazuki looked at the ear pick wrapped in white cloth, his heart ached, gnashing his teeth and saying, "Yes, why not? This is a gift from the devil after all, it's such a pity not to have it!"

"Well, then we don't have to burn paper money for Prince Chengtian Guangyun Wensheng Wuzhiyong Rencijianqinxiao Tianze anymore."

"I'm glad you remembered this foot-binding-like thing."

Hoshino Kazuki was stunned, then made a complaint.

Hearing this, Xingye Mirai said unhappily: "You are not allowed to insult the honor of 'His Highness Tianze'. He is just sleeping now. It will be enough for him to come up once a week in the future."

"Yeah. The most important thing is to be happy."

Hoshino Kazuki nodded and gave a reminder, without saying anything more.

Then, he put the ear pick back into his arms, stood up, dusted himself off, and said to Xingye Mirai: "Let's go home."

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After returning home, Su Cheng looked at the house full of crows and suddenly felt a headache.

He didn't expect that Crow would invite other crows to his house for a party (to hide from the rain)!

Although they did not defecate in the house, all the crows were soaked and stood everywhere under the eaves. The entire living room floor and sofa were covered with the crows' claw marks.

Although it was very uncomfortable, he did not hurt the crow's self-esteem, but decided to wait until the other crows left before teaching it a lesson!

So he walked into the house, said nothing, and took out food to feed the crows.

Just like entertaining a good friend, he said cordially: "Don't fight over it. Every crow has a share."

But seeing these crows everywhere under his feet, making the whole floor dirty, made him very uncomfortable.

Then he remembered that birds seemed to like standing on electric wires, so he decided to take out a rope to make a straight line similar to an electric wire, and then let the crows be guided to stand on the rope in the future.

This way you won’t dirty your sofa, coffee table or even the floor, and it will also be easier to clean.

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other side

At Arya's house.

Cornelia was in Arya's bedroom, holding a cell phone in her hand, as if waiting for someone's reply.

"how's it going?"

Arya walked in from the door and asked Cornelia curiously.

"He didn't get back to me."

Cornelia shook her head. "Maybe she was in the club and didn't use her phone. So she didn't see my message."

There was a hint of trepidation and nervousness in her tone, which made Arya frown and feel unhappy: "I think it would be better for you to talk to him in person about this matter."

After hearing this, Cornelia's face suddenly turned ugly: "It's easy for you to say!"

"What's wrong?"

Alya asked in confusion.

"If I say it in front of him, he will definitely be able to tell that I'm lying. What if he doesn't believe me? So this kind of thing must be said on the phone." Smart Cornelia explained confidently.

"Then show me what message you sent him?"

Aaliyah also thought it made sense, so she didn't object anymore. Instead, she was curious about what the other party sent to Su Cheng.

Hearing this, she handed the phone to Aaliyah and looked at it.

When Arya saw it, she was stunned.

【Are you there? 】

I posted this when I saw Cornelia.

"Why did you say that?"

Arya couldn't help but ask.

"I will definitely wait for his response before talking about the next thing!"

Cornelia rolled her eyes.

"Why don't you just give him a call!