"You know that this means you have a spy in Class D, right? What do you think will happen if I tell Class D?"
"Please feel free to do so. If there really is such a person, I must be mentally ill to reveal such secret information to you. You can find out by asking anyone after the exam. Ibuki-chan is really living up to the old saying."
Yuan Yuyuan appeared calm on the surface, but he was actually on high alert.
As he expected, his consecutive victories had made others suspicious of him, and this was exactly what Ibuki Mio wanted. As long as he could get away with it this time, not only would he make others believe that he had no spies, but at least he could dilute their suspicions.
Thanks to CCTV, thanks to LV, and thanks to Miss Shiina for giving him such an opportunity, it's really... hot!
"You mean simple-minded..."
"Guests, there are other guests waiting in line behind you. Could you please stop arguing?"
Just when Ibuki Mio wanted to continue to refute, such words suddenly came from the room. She also realized that the timing was not very appropriate. Without getting an answer, Ibuki Mio had to open the door in front of her.
“Is there really a crystal ball?”
After entering the room, Yuan Yuyuan pulled Ibuki Mio to sit in front of the fortune teller who looked no different from the witch on TV:
"It seems to be different from the one I have at home. Is it the USB charging model I bought online? Or is it a 5v 3-pin interface? Can it be controlled by Ultron?"
"…What are you two here for?"
"Can't you see? Since this is a divination for two people, I'm afraid you only have the option of love?"
The fortune teller sitting on the chair was a little speechless. Although many people came to join in the fun, as long as they came here, most people would rather believe it than not. She had never seen a student like Yuan Yuyuan before. After she took a breath that she almost swallowed, she laughed strangely and explained:
"It's not entirely like that. We just have to ask for two people to do the divination separately to save our guests' time. If you two want to do the divination separately, that's fine too."
"Not bad, not bad. You clearly just want to get two people's money at once, but you actually say it so high-soundingly. You must be thinking that since the couple has been lured in, there will definitely be conflicts if they do divination separately. You really have sinister intentions."
"The guest is joking. How could we do this..."
After venting his anger about queuing, Yuan Yuyuan became serious:
"Then please introduce your business first."
After talking with Yuan Yuyuan, the experienced fortune teller understood his temper. He took out the price list calmly and placed it on the table for the two to choose from.
"Please take a look. All the options above can be freely combined by two guests. There is a discount if you choose more than five at a time."
"There's even a menu. Doesn't this kill the atmosphere?"
Ibuki Mio, who was sitting nearby and listening with great interest, couldn't help but retort, "The atmosphere was gone as soon as you said your first sentence."
"Really? I'm just trying to relieve your tension. The hallway is so dark, and Ibuki-chan is so stubborn that he doesn't want to rely on me. You must be feeling scared now."
As he spoke, Gen Yuyuan handed the price list in his hand to the other party, and Ibuki Mio snatched it away without hesitation.
"I told you not to call me that! Listen carefully, we are just doing a deal. After the divination is over, you tell me what went wrong, and then we go back to our own homes. It's that simple."
"Okay, okay, you're still as stubborn as before."
Yuan Yuyuan said a few perfunctory words, then turned to the fortune teller and smiled awkwardly:
"I'm sorry, because our classes are opposites and my girlfriend is quite competitive, so... I came here this time to find out if there is still a future between Ibuki-chan and me?"
"Bah! Who wants to have a future with you-hiss..."
Before she could finish her words, Ibuki Mio felt a sudden sharp pain in her thigh. She gasped and was about to look up to say something, but was met with Yuan Yuyuan's threatening eyes.
"What he said... is basically correct."
First semester of first grade: Chapter 176 Chapter Feudal superstition is really harmful to people!
"So that's it."
The fortune teller nodded in sudden realization. As for Ibuki Mio's abnormality, she regarded it as a girl's shyness.
I knew it, they’ve come all the way here, how could they not be a couple? Turns out they’re having a conflict.
What kind of school is this? There are actually couples breaking up because of hostility between classes...
The fortune teller working in the paranormal industry felt a chill in her heart. Comparing it with her own high school, she realized that this place was probably not a place for people to stay, so she decided not to come here next year.
"You two guests want to know if you can cross the class barrier and make it to the end, right? This happens to be what I am best at."
As he spoke, the fortune teller pulled out two forms from the drawer and pointed to one of the columns and said, "In that case, please tick here. If you need other services, please tick the corresponding ones as well."
“So it’s really a dramatic performance.”
Yuan Yuyuan also had the idea of testing whether the other party really had something. Unlike Ibuki Mio, he checked a lot of random things.
The witch...the fortune teller took the forms from the two people, and then took out the card reader given to him by Gao Ke Yu Cheng.
Yuan Yuyuan didn't have the hobby of pretending to be a gentleman, and Ibuki Mio didn't have the idea of having boys pay for everything when they went out. After the two of them tacitly chose to go AA, the fortune teller nodded:
"So who should start first?"
"Ibuki-chan, go first. Ladies first."
"Okay, so what's the guest's name?"
"Ibuki Mio."
The fortune teller raised her head. Even though her face was full of wrinkles, her eyes were more powerful than twenty swords. "My fortune telling will look at the face, palm, and heart of the other person, as well as the things in them that you don't want others to see."
"Whatever you do."
Ibuki Mio was not frightened at all. Instead, she stretched out her hands as if she knew what was going on. Gen Yuyuan, being a newbie, blinked in confusion.
It turns out that palmistry requires looking at both hands!
Afterwards, the fortune teller told Ibuki Mio the same rhetoric that all charlatans around the world use.
For example, if the lifeline is very long, the person will probably live a long life and will not suffer from any serious illness at this stage.
Yuan Yuyuan was disappointed and couldn't help but sigh, it turns out that strong winds can really blow away money! He regretted it now. If he had known this, he would have bought some props to cosplay as a witch and rented a room in the shopping mall to tell fortunes for people.
After listening to the entire meaningless divination, the confused Ibuki Mio bowed her head devoutly and thanked him:
"Thank you. I understand."
The attitude changed so quickly! It seems that there are still many idiots in this school. If they had known earlier, they would have sold information and answers!
Yuan Yuyuan began to seriously consider the feasibility of this plan - arrange for someone to sit here, and then use some common words. If the customer's face is ruddy, he will say that he is healthy and has no disasters, and vice versa. Then give half of the commission to the person in charge of sitting... no, the person in charge of divination, so...
"Now it's this guest's turn. I'll start with the basic plan, then move on to your emotional issues, and finally the remaining plans. How do you think?"
Yuan Yuyuan, whose thoughts were interrupted, nodded impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's get started quickly. My name is Yuan Yuyuan, and I live in Room 2, Building 1001, Fandou Garden, Fandou Street."
The fortune teller frowned as he looked at Yuan Yuyuan's palm, then raised his head and stared at Yuan Yuyuan with sharp eyes.
"I see. Perhaps because your parents were rather strict, your childhood was not that happy."
So amazing... No way, unless the parents are extremely gentle, all high school students in the world will feel that their childhood was miserable, right?
Yuan Yuyuan was disdainful in his heart, but nodded in agreement on the surface.
However, when he secretly glanced at Ibuki Mio, who seemed to be a fortune-telling enthusiast, he found that she was listening to the fortune-teller's words devoutly like a believer going to church to attend worship.
Feudal superstition is really harmful to people!
"This is?!"
The fortune teller's exclamation attracted the attention of the two. She looked at Yuan Yuyuan with trembling hands as if she had seen a monster. She asked cautiously:
"Do you have little affection for your elders, but have an unusually strong relationship with the opposite sex? Have you never encountered any difficulties that you could say were insurmountable since you were a child?"
Yuan Yuyuan's heart was moved, but he nodded calmly: "My relationship with the opposite sex is pretty good. The word "strong"... is a bit strange, but it's still appropriate. As for the difficulties, if you don't mention those unrealistic delusions, I haven't encountered any."
"So I was right... How strange." The fortune teller frowned and began to mutter to himself, ignoring the doubts of the two people: "It shouldn't be like this. Your current situation is completely inconsistent with your future."
"What on earth is this? Can you give me something that normal people can understand?" Yuan Yuyuan, who didn't get an answer, looked at Ibuki Mio who was also a little confused, "Can little Ibuki read it? Help me take a look."
"Why would I come here if I could?"
“That’s true.”
After a brief silence, the fortune teller suddenly spoke as if he had thought of something:
"Do you have a tragic past, but there was one person who changed your life?"
"??? No, are you serious? That's what happened."
Yuan Yuyuan had to believe it now even if he didn't want to. This was not a common rhetoric. At least in this school, at least half of the students in a grade had never been redeemed by others.
That's right! I'm talking about Class C and Class D! And I'm afraid even some people in Classes AB will not be spared.
But this witch probably doesn't know the situation of this school, nor does she know that she comes from a noble upper class. But she dares to say such things so confidently, and has not been exposed by others until now. This person must be really something.
"That makes sense. This person is your destined benefactor. You want... no, no, no."
The fortune teller stopped talking as if he suddenly thought of something, and instead used a barely semi-common phrase to remind Yuan Yuyuan.
"I can't say much, anyway, after that person helps you, your future will be smooth sailing, but you still need to be careful, once you encounter setbacks, your life will become dark again."
"Is it so supernatural? What if you are at a disadvantage in an emotional dispute?"
Yuan Yuyuan asked a question in a serious manner that was seriously inconsistent with the current atmosphere, which made the fortune tellers who have been in the industry for decades feel ashamed.
"...That's not the case. If life is a road, everything will go smoothly along the way, but if you choose the wrong direction at the fork in the road, I'm afraid..."
First grade, first semester: Chapter 177 Chapter Must we be together?
"So cruel?"
These unlucky words made Yuan Yuyuan feel a chill on his back.
"So I'm different from those heroes in martial arts novels who fall off a cliff and pick up peerless martial arts. If I die, I really die?"
The fortune teller nodded and said, "According to this statement, you are right, but you will live well until you fall off the cliff."
"What's the use? Not only am I not the protagonist, I'm also the one who gives the protagonist equipment?! Wait..."
Since falling off a cliff will kill you, then wouldn’t it be a happy ending if you just don’t fall off?
Thinking of this, Yuan Yuyuan said with hope on his face: "Is there any way for me to always be smooth sailing?"
The fortune teller thought for a moment and shook his head slowly, saying, "Logically, I should give you some advice, but your fate is extremely unstable, so I dare not make a conclusion easily. If there is any way, perhaps opening your heart to the people around you would be a good choice. As for the rest, I'm sorry I can't say more."
Yuan Yuyuan raised his eyebrows: "Open your heart? This really gives me a difficult problem."
“Don’t worry about it.” The fortune teller forced a smile on his dry face: “Maybe you will never encounter the fork in the road I mentioned in your life, and even if you do, you may not make the wrong choice.”
"..." Yuan Yuyuan felt as if he had been fooled. "So going around in circles like this doesn't mean that I haven't said anything. But I'll still lend you my good words."
Fortunately, Yuan Yuyuan had never thought of making his life perfect through divination, so he did not feel any regrets.
As long as this fortune teller really has something, then it will satisfy his curiosity a little bit, as for the result...
Considering that this witch has some knowledge of magic, I will just believe one third of it.
Seeing that Yuan Yuyuan had no intention of continuing to ask, the fortune teller returned to his previous gloomy look and said with drooping eyelids: "Then let's start the marriage fortune telling between the two of you."
"Marriage?!"
Even though Ibuki Mio now understood the purpose of Gen Yuyuan's actions, she still felt a little strange when she heard words like marriage.
Yuan Yuyuan didn't want to force it. Anyway, he already knew that this fortune teller really had something, so the following test seemed insignificant. Besides, as for marriage and the like, it wouldn't be the one to test with Ibuki Mio.
"If Ibuki-chan doesn't want to, forget it. It's not an important thing anyway."
"Who are you calling unimportant?"
Ibuki Mio was not happy about this. It was fine for a girl like her to hesitate, but Yuan Yuyuan actually looked like he disliked her. This made the always strong-willed Ibuki Mio unbearable. She clenched her fists and shouted at the puzzled fortune teller:
"Test me! I want to test him! Hurry up!"
"Why does it sound weird..."
"Shut up! Tell her your fortune!"
Yuan Yuyuan had a vague illusion that the person sitting next to him was Ji Yexue, and out of reflex he almost reported everything about his home.
The fortune teller who got the horoscopes of the two nodded, but not long after, she frowned again and muttered to herself. This time, the two could not hear clearly what she was saying.
After a long while, the fortune teller relaxed his frown and said, "You two are not lovers, right?"
"It's amazing, isn't it? Look at this, Ibuki-chan!"
"I'm not deaf yet..."
Without giving the two a chance to chat, the fortune teller continued, "But you two are destined to be together, but not now. As for the outcome, it all depends on whether you cherish it."
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