Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

Little Fu Xuan was a bit rude just now, so let’s continue to create something new.

The following video is titled:

"Fu Xuan: Don't call me Taibu, call me General Fu"

Little Fu Xuan is about to spray salt soda.

[Fu Xuan: This one is not enough, right? (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Bai Lu: Hey, Jing Yuan, please pass the throne to Fu Xuan as soon as possible. Look how anxious the child is.]

[Yan Qing: The general has not abdicated yet, there must be a reason behind this.]

[Hua: Little Fu Xuan, you better wait a little longer. The position of general is not so easy to sit on.]

[Jing Yuan: It will be soon, soon. Once this matter is finished, I will let you be the general.]

[Fu Xuan: It’s a deal.]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

Luofu Fairy Boat, Dandingsi.

For unknown reasons, General Jing Yuan was resting on the hospital bed, looking at the scenery outside the window in deep thought.

The door of the ward was pushed open with a snap, and Xiao Fuxuan walked in: "General, I came to see you."

Jing Yuan touched his chin and asked curiously: "Fu Qing, why are you here?"

Fu Xuan said with a hint of sadness: "I will create some good memories for the general to prevent him from falling into the evil spirit body."

Then Fu Xuan's expression changed, and he said with some dissatisfaction: "Although you have been making false promises to me, I will still take good care of you."

Jing Yuan, sweat on his forehead, picked up a bowl and said, "I appreciate Mr. Fu's kindness, but forget about the food."

The bowl contained an ominous black and purple substance, just like what a general from Teyvat next door had made.

If this kind of thing is eaten, even a young man of 200 or 300 years old will fall into the devil's body.

[March 7: Wow, what kind of food is this? I feel dizzy just looking at it.]

[Sylva: I've reached the Inazuma stage of playing Genshin Impact, and it seems that General Raiden, who can't cook, can only make things like this.]

[Chen Mo: Fu Xuan and Theresa's voices are very similar, maybe they are isotopes from parallel universes. As we all know, the ancestral cooking skills of the women in the Kaslana family are just like this.]

[Qingque: I don’t think I’ve ever heard that Taibu-sama can cook for himself.]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, your cooking skills won’t...]

[Fu Xuan: Does this have anything to do with you?]

.....

Well, it seems that Fu Xuan really can’t cook for himself.

Back to the video:

Fu Xuan lay on the side of Jing Yuan's bed and asked like a granddaughter looking at her grandfather: "General, when will you let me succeed you as general?"

Jing Yuan smiled at Fu Xuan and said, "If Fu Qing wants to succeed the general, that's fine."

"As soon as the chickens have eaten all the rice and the dogs have licked all the noodles, I will fall into..."

Before Jing Yuan could finish his words, Fu Xuan immediately grabbed a chicken, pinched the chicken's neck, and poured a bag of rice into it.

Then they caught a dog, fried a plate of noodles on the spot and poured it on the dog's face.

The chicken and the dog fell to the ground in front of Jingyuan, and the mourning portraits were placed in the ward.

After finishing all this, Fu Xuan asked gloomily: "What is the last one?"

After seeing what Fu Xuan did, Jing Yuan was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and trembled.

"Fall....please wait patiently..."

"The time will come..."

Oh my god, if he dared to say that he had fallen into the devil's body, I'm afraid Fu Xuan would send him to the Ten Kings Division on the spot.

[Walter: The chicken pecked all the rice, and the dog licked all the noodles. This seems to be a scene from Journey to the West.]

[Chen Mo: It is indeed Journey to the West, but it is an infinite mountain of rice and flour. Even if Fu Xuan invited all the chickens and dogs on the Luofu Immortal Boat to come together, they still couldn’t finish eating.]

[March 7: Doesn’t that mean that you have no intention of giving up your position at all? (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Yan Qing: Master Taibu was so scary just now.]

[Jing Yuan: It was indeed a little scary. I was so scared that I almost passed the throne to Fu Qing.]

[Qingque: I’ve seen this many times. Lady Taibu always has this expression when she checks attendance.]

[Fu Xuan: Qingque, you have to work overtime until 9pm today. Even if there is no work, you have to work until 9pm sharp.]

[Qingque: No, Master Taibu, my friend and I have an appointment to play cards at 7:30 pm (Ｔ▽Ｔ)]

......

Qingque really wanted to slap herself a few times. It was okay for others to complain, but she was an employee of Huntaibusi.

As a subordinate, she is plotting against her boss. Isn't this just courting death?

In order to get off work on time to play cards, Qingque vowed never to talk too much again.

Absolutely, definitely...try your best.

Chapter 150: For the sake of your life, General, please give up your position

Let’s get back to the video:

Shocked by Fu Xuan's killing of chickens and dogs, Jing Yuan said: "Alas, there is really nothing I can do."

"Since Fu Qing wants to be a general, then let you be the acting general for half a day."

Fu Xuan's eyes lit up with joy: "Really? That's great (/≧▽≦)/~"

I can finally experience what it feels like to be a general, - it's awesome.

Fu Xuan asked: "What does it take to be an acting general?"

Jing Yuan moved his shoulders and said, "Hiss, I suddenly feel a little sore in my shoulders."

Smart Fu Xuan immediately went over to pat Jing Yuan on the shoulder and asked in a flattering manner: "So, what exactly does it take to be an acting general?"

Jing Yuan squinted his eyes comfortably and said, "I just remembered that I haven't fed the sparrows I raised yet."

Fu Xuan immediately ran out the door, and soon pushed the door open again: "I've finished feeding, so what exactly do I have to do as an acting general?"

When she pushed the door open, a lot of sparrow feathers flew in. I don't know how she fed them.

Maybe these sparrows died peacefully.

Jing Yuan took out a thick stack of documents and said, "I have been feeling unwell these past few days, so I haven't touched any of these documents."

Fu Xuan naturally took care of everything: "Leave it all to me!"

after a while....

Fu Xuan, who was tired from doing things, asked breathlessly: "Now you can tell me what I need to do as an acting general."

But Jing Yuan smiled and pretended to be puzzled: "Hmm? Didn't Fu Qing already experience it this afternoon?"

Fu Xuan was furious after hearing this: "General, you clearly just want to be lazy (▼皿▼#)!!"

Without saying a word, Fu Xuan released his ultimate move directly on Jing Yuan.

I will turn the world around!!

“Aaaaaaaaa….(＞д＜)!!”

General Jingyuan felt as if he saw the sparrows he raised at home, the chickens pecking at rice, and the dogs licking noodles.

[Chen Mo: Wow, this is a mistake.]

[Xi'er: This move is very similar to the Herrscher of Consciousness's move of reversing everything.]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, you are too cruel. I can't stand this move.]

[Fu Xuan: Humph, if you keep promising me the same thing, I can’t guarantee that I won’t use this trick on you one day.]

[Yan Qing: General, it’s not good to just promise something. When are you going to give me a raise?]

[Jing Yuan: Disciple, have you added money to the game again? ]

......

Alas, pay-to-win mobile games are harmful.

Yan Qing used to be able to save money every month, but since he played mobile games these two days, his savings have been gone.

Let’s get back to the video:

In Taibusi, Fu Xuan pushed Jing Yuan, who was sitting in a wheelchair and wrapped like a mummy.

Fu Xuan put his hands behind his back, squinted his eyes, and said to everyone in a very proud manner: "The general's condition suddenly worsened yesterday. From today on, I will be the acting general."

"You all should call me General Fu."

Xing Zai was extremely shocked and asked: "No, wasn't he fine yesterday∑(￣□￣;)?"

Fu Xuan said: "If you don't believe me, ask the general."

Jingyuan, with his mouth bound by a bandage, struggled and made a whimpering sound.

If you listen carefully, maybe he meant to save me?

Fu Xuan wiped his tears sadly and said, "Did you all hear it?"

"The general said that Fu Qing worked hard all day, but I am old and I am becoming less and less able to do it. I am exhausted."

"Only Mr. Fu has been working hard day and night, exhausting all his energy for thousands of years. I am ashamed to be inferior to him."

"Having Fu Qing serve as acting general is my greatest wish in this life."

“If you can’t achieve it, you will regret it for the rest of your life.”

Fu Xuan's acting skills are really good, he can cry at any time.

But Xingzai doesn’t believe you at all!

The subtitle clearly says "Save me, please (▼皿▼#)!" ?

[Yan Qing: General, I think for your safety, you should abdicate and let the Grand Master take over.]

[Yukong: Ahem, I think so too.]

[Chen Mo: Me too.]

[Fu Xuan: Who do you guys think I am? (▼ヘ▼#)! ]

[Xue Yi: The Tenth Prince had already prepared relevant matters for General Jing Yuan long ago.]

[Kyung Won: When did Juouji prepare this? How come I didn’t know about itΣ(△|||)?! ]

[Xue Yi: We had prepared for this more than two hundred years ago. After all, Luofu has never had a general re-elected for hundreds of years, so the Ten Kings Division was prepared just in case.]

[Jingyuan: Then I really have to thank you →_→]

[Jingliu: Calculated, Jingyuan is now more than 700 years old, time flies.]

[Su Chang: Seven hundred years old, General Jing Yuan is already an old man.]

[March 7: No way, he is already that old. I think he is about 20 or 30 years old like us humans. I thought he would be about 300 or 400 years old among you Xianzhou people.]

[Todd: The longevity of the immortal species is really enviable.]

......

Come to think of it, Jing Yuan really doesn't look old.

When Chen Mo first met Jing Yuan in the game, he thought he was only about four hundred years old at most.

But considering the time of the Yinyue Rebellion, Jing Yuan is now at least seven hundred years old.

At his age of seventy or eighty, it’s no wonder that he would lament that he is already an old man.

Okay, time for the last video of today.