Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

[Xing: Daesang, does anyone know him?]

[Qingque: This is a common name in Xianzhou. We have many names like Da Liu, Da Wang, and Da Zhang.]

[Xier: Could it be Sambo?]

[Sang Bo: Oh, look at what you said. There are so many people in this universe whose names contain the word "Sang". How could a small businessman like me be noticed by the live broadcast room?]

[Jephard: Sambo? The swindler?]

[Bai Lu: This time it’s about medicine, haha, I won’t be involved.]

.....

Oh wow, little baby Bailu guessed it so accurately.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In a hospital, there is an advertisement of Bai Lu's portrait on the wall.

It says: Miraculous doctor Bai Lu, if you cure the disease, you will be paid three hundred, if you cannot, you will be refunded three thousand.

Sambo walked into the hospital and saw the advertisement. He rubbed his nose and wondered what a good thing this could be.

Looking into the doctor's office, I saw the miracle doctor, Dr. Bai Lu, and his assistant, Xing.

[Sambo: Huh?]

[Bai Lu: Phew~, no way, it’s really me (▔□▔)]

[Xing: Why am I still here?]

[Xi'er: Oh my god, this guy Sambo is on camera. I don't understand.]

[Sambo: What do you mean by "actually"? This is not a good thing at all.]

[Jingyuan: Wow, it’s really Bailu, congratulations.]

[Bai Lu: Congratulations, what's there to be happy about?

.....

Back to video playback:

After seeing the advertisement, Sambo thought about making the three thousand dollars.

Bai Lu in the clinic called out, "Next."

"Hey, here I come." Sangbo quickly pushed the door open and walked in.

Bai Lu motioned for Sangbo to sit down: Come on, come on, left hand, left hand.

Sangbo obediently stretched out his left hand for Bai Lu to feel his pulse.

Bai Lu asked: "What's wrong with you? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

Sangbo thought for a moment and said, "Uh, miracle doctor, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste anything I eat."

Bai Lu said to her assistant Xing, "This disease is rare. Go get medicine No. 22."

Xing followed orders and went to the pharmacy to get the medicine. Sangbo asked with some doubt: "Hey, miracle doctor, your advertisement says that if the cure is successful, you will pay 300 yuan, and if the cure is not successful, you will pay 3,000 yuan. Does this count?"

Bai Lu was a little embarrassed and sighed: "Your disease is a difficult and complicated disease..."

Sangbo was anxious: "Godly doctor, you can't be so shameless."

Bai Lu had no choice but to agree: "Okay, okay, I'll try my best to cure it, I'll try my best to cure it."

Sambo emphasized again: "Don't be lazy."

At this time, Xing came back with the medicine: "It's medicine number 22, right?"

Bai Lu pointed at Sangbo: "Yes, yes, yes, drop a few drops into his mouth."

"Open your mouth." Xing pinched Sangbo's mouth open and dripped a few drops of medicine into it.

Sambo couldn't stand it immediately and spat out: "You can't do this, doctor, this is gasoline."

Bai Lu asked: "What do you think this is?"

Sambo replied: "Gasoline."

Bai Lu spread her hands and said, "Congratulations, you have regained your sense of taste and can taste gasoline now. Come on, pay me three hundred yuan."

Xing stretched out his hand and said, "Three hundred."

Bai Lu emphasized: "Don't be shameless."

Sambo could only pay three hundred yuan with a frustrated look on his face.

Chapter 24: Can you commit fraud with this IQ?

[Xi'er: Sambo, Sambo, you are such a bastard.]

[Ogle: This brat Sambo is on camera, it really brings honor to our Beloberg.]

[Sambo: What kind of glory is this? I'm just a small businessman, why are you afraid of harming me?]

[Bai Lu: Not bad, not bad, the me in this video is quite as smart as I am in real life. (Proud)]

[March 7: This Sangbo is obviously not a good person, with shifty eyes. And this Bailu Divine Doctor is so cute, he actually has dragon horns.]

[Walter: This little girl should be from the Chiming clan of Luofu Xianzhou.]

[Jizi: It is indeed very cute, but it is a pity that Luofu is not our travel destination for the time being.]

[Jing Yuan: Hahaha, he actually tried to trick Bai Lu, how funny! Bai Lu is not just an ordinary miracle doctor.]

[Chen Mo: As the saying goes, appearance is determined by the heart. This guy named Sangbo is probably a gangster or something.]

[Xi'er: That's right, Sambo himself is a swindler.]

[Sambo: My dear sister Xier, this is in front of the whole universe, please give me some face.]

[Beloberg Citizen A: It was this blue-haired bastard who cheated me out of 10,000 Winterfell Shields!]

[Beloberg Citizen B: And me, he cheated me out of 50,000 Winter City shields, what a bastard!]

[Bronya: You are such a heinous criminal. The Silver Mane Guard will definitely bring you to justice.]

...

On the big screen, the video continues:

Sambo's first attempt to scam the miracle doctor Bai Lu failed, but Assistant Xing welcomed him to come again next time.

Sambo couldn't stand this. He invested three hundred dollars, and if he didn't make the three thousand dollars, he would be at a huge loss.

So, the next day Sambo came again.

Sambo sat down on the chair and asked his assistant Xing who was standing behind the desk: "Hey, where is your miracle doctor?"

Xingchao shouted inside: "Divine doctor, a patient is here."

Bai Lu came out and was a little surprised to see Sangbo: "Hey, it's you again."

Bai Lu jumped up and sat on the chair: "Come here, left hand, left hand, where do you feel uncomfortable today?"

Sambo waved his hand and said, "No need, doctor, I just lost my memory this time."

"Besides being able to remember you, the miracle doctor, I can't remember anything else."

Bai Lu frowned: "Tsk, your condition is more serious than last time."

Then Bai Lu said to Assistant Xing: "Go and get medicine No. 22."

Sambo immediately slammed the table and said angrily: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Your No. 22 medicine is gasoline."

Bai Lu raised her lips slightly and asked, "What is it?"

Sambo replied: "It's gasoline."

Bai Lu clapped her hands and said, "Congratulations, your memory has been restored."

Sambo: "Ah!?"

Bai Lu stretched out her hand and gestured: "Three hundred yuan."

Assistant Star: "Three hundred."

Bai Lu: "Don't be shameless."

Sambo had no choice but to pay another three hundred yuan. He didn't make any profit of three thousand, so he had already lost six hundred yuan.

[March 7: Hahaha, with this IQ, he can actually commit fraud?]

[Chen Mo: I can only say that people who can be deceived by him have lower IQ.]

[Xing: Then it can only deceive fools?]

[Xi’er: Haha, doesn’t that mean there are a lot of fools in the upper class? They can be fooled.]

[Hook: Even Master Hook can't be fooled by this.]

[Tingyun: Humph, you are such a fool to deceive Lord Bailu.]

[Bai Lu: That’s right, doctors focus on observation, smell, questioning, and palpation. For many diseases, I don’t even need to feel the pulse, I can tell at a glance.]

[Dan Shu: Bai Lu is extremely talented. It would be great if she didn't always sneak out of Dan Ding Si to play.]

[Bai Lu: I don’t want to stay in Dandingsi all day. It’s so boring. I want to go out and play.]

[Chen Mo: Then why don’t you come play on our Starry Sky Train? When we go to Luofu that day, how about taking Lord Bai Lu on a space trip?]

[Xing: Good idea. The train is in need of a doctor.]

[Jing Yuan: Ahem, this won’t work. Bai Lu is the Dragon Lord of the Chi Ming Clan. Even if I agree to release him, the Chi Ming Clan will not let the Dragon Lord run away and have fun.]

......

Let’s get back to the video:

Day three.

Bai Lu finished seeing a patient and called out to the outside: "Next."

The camera turned and saw Sambo sitting in a wheelchair with a stupid look on his face, and March 7 pushed him in.

Bai Lu blinked in confusion: "It's you again, what happened this time?"

Sambo just sat in his wheelchair, his mouth opening and closing: "Aba, Aba, Aba..."

San Yue Qi said: "Godly doctor, he is mentally ill."

Bai Lu was immediately in awe: "He's crazy!"

Then Bai Lu took out her cell phone from the drawer and started talking with a smile on her face: "Dear, your husband has become insane because of the treatment I gave him."

"Oh, yes, yes, okay, stop being so sneaky."

"Wait for me, I'll be there soon, openly and aboveboard."

Sambo's expression immediately changed, and became a green color of harvest.

Samba stood up from his wheelchair like a "medical miracle" and snatched the phone from Bai Lu's hand, angrily saying, "Hey! You're cheating on me!"

"Hello! Hello?"

Sambo shouted twice, but found no response from the other end of the phone.

Bai Lu sat on the table, took the phone back, and showed it to Sangbo: "I didn't turn it on."

"Congratulations, you have regained your sanity."

"Three hundred dollars, give it to me."

When he heard that he had to pay another three hundred yuan, Sambo fell into his wheelchair and this time he really fell over.

Chapter 25: Bai Lu escapes, loves smoked meat burgers

[The live video has ended, and the participating characters are being rewarded...]

[Star Reward: Trash Can Detector.]

[Walter received the reward: JOJO series animation setting collection and script.]

[Jizi gets the reward: coffee airdrop device.]