Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

[Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan, don’t be too proud. Usually when Dan Heng appears, you will be there too.]

[Jing Yuan: Uh, it’s okay, A Ren should be able to accompany me.]

[Blade: I #% Xianzhou swear words...]

[Silver Wolf: The usually silent A Ren has now become a master of swearing.]

[Kafka: At least he's become more lively.]

.....

A Ren said, "Oh shit, who the hell would want to become lively in this way?"

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

It was on another small island in the Linyuan Realm that Dan Heng met A Ren.

Ah Ren said coldly: "Dan Feng, we meet again."

Dan Heng said: "I am not Dan Feng."

Jing Yuan appeared behind him and greeted him: "Hey, isn't this Dan Feng?"

Dan Heng further explained: "I am not Dan Feng."

It’s so depressing, don’t these two people understand what people say?

In Changletian, two passers-by were chatting: "Have you heard? Genshin Impact has opened a new country, it seems to be called Danfeng."

Hearing the name Dan Feng, Dan Heng next to him immediately ran over and said, "I've already said it before, I'm not Dan Feng."

The passers-by looked at Dan Heng as if he was crazy and asked: "Who asked you?"

Okay, this is awkward.

[Jing Yuan: Dan Heng, Dan Heng, I know, it’s not Dan Feng, it’s not Dan Feng.]

[Blade: Oh, Danfeng, Danfeng, Danfeng...]

[Dan Heng: Are you a child (▼皿▼#)?]

[Silver Wolf: That’s Fengdan, not Danfeng.]

[Esther: Speaking of Fontaine, I feel like the people in Teyvat are so outrageous, there are all kinds of monsters and demons.]

[Heita: If there was a screenwriter for Genshin Impact, he wouldn’t have been able to write that kind of plot without a 10-year cerebral thrombosis. This might be the reason why Chen Mo left Teyvat after the timeline of the Xumi version.]

[Chen Mo: Indeed, many things that should have been beautiful have become dirty and smelly, but there are still very beautiful memories there. I still want to go back and take a look if I have the chance in the future.]

[March 7: Take us with you. I have long wanted to touch the lovely Klee and Qiqi.]

.....

As his strength grows stronger and he has now become a god, the memories in Chen Mo's mind have become much clearer.

That adventure in the continent of Teyvat started with surprise, joy, warmth and touching moments.

And then...

Haha, let’s not mention it. He was just a passerby anyway.

Back to the video:

Back on the Starry Sky Train, Dan Heng asks Xing for help with the troubling issue of Dan Feng's name.

"Xingbao, is there any way to make everyone understand that I am not Danfeng?"

Xingbao gave her some advice: "You can do things that Danfeng would never do, so that people won't think of you as Danfeng anymore."

Dan Heng stroked his chin and thought: "This is something Dan Feng would never do..."

Then, an image of himself dancing passionately popped into his mind.

"No, think of something else."

Dan Heng blushed with shame, not understanding why he would think of that kind of thing.

[Walter: Ahem, I didn’t expect Dan Heng to be such a person.]

[Pam: This conductor really didn’t expect this. It seems that we may have to arrange a separate dance studio for Danheng passengers.]

[Dan Heng: Conductor, why are you like this?]

[Sushang: Ah Ren, look, this is the kind of ad you want to keep watching.]

[Blade: Hahaha, the sultry Yinyue-kun.]

[Dan Heng: You are the one who is introverted and coquettish. How could I possibly want to dance like that? (vomiting blood)]

[Sambo: The so-called hidden inner qualities are those that are usually not discovered by others.]

[Shiluwa: Just like my younger brother.]

[Jepard: Sister, I am your brother, can you give me some face?]

...

Back to the video:

Xingbao made a second suggestion to Danheng: "As everyone knows, Danfeng is a dragon."

"If you change your species, you won't be called Danfeng anymore."

Dan Heng nodded and said, "That sounds reasonable. What do we want to change to?"

The next second, Dan Heng stood in the square of Changletian.

There are two big claws on his hands and a big lobster head on his head.

The species that changed is, lobster!

Dan Heng had beads of sweat on his forehead and asked helplessly, "So why is it lobster?"

Jing Yuan, who was passing by, saw Dan Heng and came over to say hello: "Hey, Dan Feng."

"Are you cosplaying as Baltan here?"

Ah Ren said: "I think he drank nuclear waste water."

Dan Heng said angrily: "I've already told you, I'm not Dan Feng (?`~′?)!"

This method of changing species doesn't seem to work.

[Tingyun: Lobster is OK, after all, it has the word "dragon" in its name.]

[Ling Ke: I found a lobster that had been frozen for more than 700 years. It was delicious when boiled into soup.]

[Blade: Do you think you can escape sin by changing your species? Hahahaha, a lobster, hahahaha...]

[Dan Heng: Believe it or not, I can also make you into a lobster (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Silver Wolf: Nuclear wastewater? I remember going to a planet where a small island nation dumped nuclear wastewater into the sea. As a result, it was blown back by a typhoon and tsunami. Afterwards, the creatures in the sea mutated into monsters and destroyed the small nation. It was even more exaggerated than what was shown in the movies.]

[Esther: I know this too. The company is going to make a movie about it recently to warn those civilizations that have not yet mastered nuclear energy to pay attention to nuclear pollution.]

[Chen Mo: Wow, there is also a plot about nuclear wastewater being discharged into the sea in this universe. I can only say that it is a good thing to die.]

......

In the Bengtie universe, you can still keep up with current affairs. I can only say that no matter where you are, people who live a good life are all the same.

Back to the video:

Changing species didn't work, so Xingbao thought of another solution: "' "Since changing species doesn't work, the only option is to change gender."

Dan Heng was horrified when he heard this: "Wait, you are not going to..."

The next second, Dan Heng was standing on the beach of Dandingsi, holding two small electric fans in his hands.

Xingbao said proudly: "From now on, you are an armed helicopter!"

Anyway, I felt a little relieved, but also a little regretful: "Isn't it women's clothing?"

Xingbao was surprised and asked: "You, what are you expecting?"

Dan Heng helplessly discovered: "I am the pervert!"

At this time, Jingyuan and A Ren appeared again.

Jing Yuan said: "Isn't this Dan Feng, holding a fan and blowing the wind alone here?"

Ah Ren raised his lips slightly: "I guess what he blew must be a tornado!"

Dan Heng was about to collapse: "I've already told you that I'm not Dan Feng. How many times do you want me to say it (?`~′?)?"

Jing Yuan and A Ren said together: "Ten times."

Dan Heng had no choice but to repeat ten times in a row: "I am not Dan Feng, I am not Dan Feng..."

Jing Yuan suddenly interrupted and asked: "What are you?"

Dan Heng answered subconsciously: "Dan Feng."

From then on, Danheng suffered mental damage and began to become crazy.

People call him - Dan Fengju!

Dan Heng: "Xingbao, that's enoughヽ(#`Д′)ノ!"

Chapter 60: Ahaha's -second Q&A

[Dan Heng: What the hell is the gender of the armed helicopter (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Chen Mo: Not just helicopters, as long as you want, your gender can be bicycles, cars, airplanes, cannons, rockets, Transformers, Gundam, in short, whatever gender you want, whatever gender you want.]

[Kafka: What kind of strange civilization is this that has so many outrageous genders?]

[March 7: Teacher Danheng, I think the big problem is that you want to wear women's clothes (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Dan Heng: I don’t want women’s clothes (＞д＜)! ]

[Blade: Haha, Dan Heng actually likes women's clothing, or should I say, this is part of Dan Feng's heritage.]

[Su Chang: Ah Ren must be very happy, after all, you like watching Dan Heng dance so much.]

[Silver Wolf: This is easy. With the advanced technology nowadays, we can use AI to make a bunch of Dan Heng dancing videos for Ah Ren in a few minutes. They will definitely be of super high quality and super realistic.]

[Blade: I don’t want that kind of thing (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Jingyuan: Hey, don't be shy, everyone knows you like watching that.]

[Blade: I will kill you allヽ(#`Д′)ノ!]

[Xing: So, Aren, do you want to watch it or not?]

[March 7: If you want to see it, we can ask Uncle Yang to make it for you.]

[Val817: Forget it. It's too much of a hassle for an old man like me to make this kind of video.]

.....

Although Walter is a professional animator, his work scope does not include anything frivolous.

Well, although there is nothing improper about Danheng's dancing, as a companion, it is still very embarrassing to make such a video.

Next, Chen Mo stopped bothering Dan Heng.

On a whim, since secondary creation is for pleasure, let Aha be the protagonist.

The cheerful title is:

If you had 60 seconds to ask Aha, what question would you ask?

Ahaha, that's great.

[Ahaha: Oh, Ahaha is going to be the protagonist too, this is quite an honor.]

[Nanook: Humph, boring.]

[Black Tower: Being able to ask questions to the Star God, even for just one minute, is extremely valuable.]

[March 7: It's fine to ask other star gods, but if you ask Aha, aren't you afraid of being fooled by Aha?]

[Ahaha: This is prejudice, little girl. Ahaha doesn’t even bother to lie.]

[Fu Li: Ahaha, I won’t lie, it’s a joke of the universe.]

[Chen Mo: Who would dare to believe this? You could be deceived to the point of losing even your underwear in a matter of minutes.]