.....

Everyone thought it was a pure spoof, but unfortunately they were only half right.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In Luofu Fairy Boat, under a big tree, Ying Xing was leaning against the tree and taking a nap with his eyes closed.

After hearing footsteps, I saw Jingyuan and Danfeng coming together.

Ying Xing looked at Dan Feng and said with a hint of joking, "I was wondering why I got here so late. It turns out that I was tripped by this person."

"I thought so. If it were any other day, you would have flown here long ago."

Jing Yuan waved his hands and said awkwardly: "No, no, we just happened to meet and came together. I was delayed for a while."

"I'll buy two side dishes later as an apology to Brother Ying Xing."

Ying Xing was a little puzzled and said: "My brother used to be not as enthusiastic as he is today."

Jing Yuan put his arms on Ying Xing and Dan Feng's shoulders and changed the subject: "Alright, alright, we still have a lot of things to buy. Don't let Bai Heng and my master wait too long."

The scene changed, and the three of them walked onto the street arm in arm, singing. Jing Yuan and Ying Xing each wore an A Bing-style pair of sunglasses.

It’s just that Danfeng is a little uncomfortable with such vulgar behavior in public. He has a bit of social anxiety.

Jing Yuan and Ying Xingge sang to the melody of "Chinese Language".

Jing Yuan: "The land and water nurture the people, and the Xianzhou language is told to the Xianzhou people."

Ying Xingge: "Man is iron, and food is steel. If you don't eat, you will be hungry."

Jing Yuan: "What do the Xianzhou people eat in the morning?"

Ying Xingge: "Tapir roll, immortal happy tea."

However, Dan Feng felt that this was a complete social death experience.

[Pam: Hahaha, Dan Feng back then was just as socially anxious as Dan Heng is now.]

[Dan Heng: Well, I’m not actually socially anxious.]

[Tingyun: It seems like they have a really good relationship, arm in arm with each other, it’s hard to imagine now...]

[Shiluwa: This song is of high quality, but the singing is not that good.]

[Jeppard: I'm definitely better than this.]

[Xing: If Jeppard's singing level can be considered average, then I am simply a singing god.]

[Jing Yuan: Those times were indeed very beautiful, but unfortunately they were also very short.]

[Blade: It’s a pity, I’m no longer Ying Xing.]

[Dan Heng: Sorry, I am not Dan Feng either.]

[Chen Mo: Why are you feeling so heavy? Even if we are no longer Ying Xing and Dan Feng, we can still be good friends. Let’s just start a new friendship.]

...

Restarting a friendship...

How much the lonely old man Jing Yuan longed for.

Chapter 240: My best friend is gone, and I am an old man now

Back to the video:

The three of them walked several streets arm in arm, and Jing Yuan and Ying Xing's voices became dry from singing.

Jing Yuan covered his throat and said, "I've been singing for so long, I'm so thirsty, so thirsty."

Ying Xing said to Dan Feng in dissatisfaction: "Dan Feng, you sang the most perfunctorily just now, go buy us a bottle of water."

"Okay, okay, I'll just drink you to death." Dan Feng had no choice but to go buy water obediently.

It is true that he didn't sing just now just to be perfunctory, but how could he, a serious Dragon Lord, sing along with two second-rate guys?

Dan Feng came to the vending machine and started to wonder: "What should I buy?"

Looking at the wide variety of drinks in the vending machine, Dan Feng finally decided to focus his career on a can of brown-packaged drink.

Dan Feng's expression turned evil: "Hehehe, it's decided to be you."

The scene changed, and Dan Feng came back with two cans of drinks: "Hahaha, the drinks are here."

Jing Yuan looked at the beverage packaging and wondered, "Is this a new beverage? I've never seen it before."

Ying Xing took the drink and looked at it: "Soda bean juice, is this thing delicious?"

Dan Feng answered very honestly: "I have tried it, it is super delicious."

Ying Xingge became interested in this new drink: "Really? Let me try it."

He picked up a can of soda bean juice, looked up and gulped it down.

Then, he fell down with a blue face and foam at the mouth.

Jing Yuan knelt on the ground and hugged Ying Xing like the male protagonist whose girlfriend died in a TV series, then looked up to the sky and shouted: "No——!!"

"Fight 120!"

Dan Feng took out his cell phone and asked, "What's the 120 number?"

Ying Xing said as if he had a last breath: "If you don't want to save him, then don't save him. What do you mean by 120? What's the phone number?"

[Ling Ke: Uh, is that thing called soda bean juice really that scary?]

[Xi'er: It's just a can of drink, it's not likely to kill you.]

[Esther: It's a drink I've never tried before, soda bean juice, the name doesn't sound very tasty.]

[March 7: As for this drink, I can only say that it’s better to drink Jizi-sister’s coffee.]

[Xing: I never thought that a drink could make one doubt life.]

[Natasha: Is it really that bad to drink?]

[Bai Lu: It's really hard to drink. Many local people in Xianzhou can't drink it. I really don't understand what those people who like to drink soda bean juice are thinking.]

[Qingque: That’s right, I can’t stand the smell of soda bean juice.]

[Fu Xuan: I like desserts, milk tea, soda, and soy milk. They don’t seem to exist in the normal world.]

[Jing Yuan: Indeed, even an old guy like me doesn’t like this thing.]

[Blade: Douzhier, painful memories.]

[Jephard: Well, it looks like this drink could be fatal.]

.....

What a joke! This is soda soy milk, which is even more terrifying than the original soy milk.

Chen Mo used to be a skeptic and thought that douzhi was similar to soy milk, so he bought some to try.

As a result, he must have been holding the toilet alone for a long time, and vomited very cleanly.

With his brain and cognition, he couldn't understand why anyone would like to drink this kind of stuff.

What's more, he also saw someone mixing soda water with soy milk on a small broken website, and actually made soda soy milk.

What's even more amazing is that he went to the Mihoyo building and set up a stall with soda bean juice of various flavors, making the Mihoyo staff wonder what kind of devilish product they had come up with.

Let’s go back to the video:

The three of them were singing and drinking soy milk on the street. Bai Heng was getting impatient waiting, so he called Dan Feng.

Bai Heng: "What are you three doing? Why haven't you arrived yet (▼皿▼#)?"

Dan Feng replied timidly: "I'll be there soon, I was delayed on the way."

This shows how humble the status of these three men is among the Five Warriors of Yunshang.

The camera turns to the Dragon Lord statue in Linyuan Realm, which is Yunshang Wuxiao's daily gathering place.

Bai Heng and Jing Liu are waiting here.

Bai Heng saw the three people coming over with big and small bags and waved happily: "You are finally here, I am almost starving to death."

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Dan Feng raised the bag in his hand and said, "Sorry for the wait. We bought some delicious food."

Jing Yuan suggested: "We finally got together, let's take a picture before dinner."

So the five people stood together, four of them surrounded Bai Heng, who had a bright smile, and all looked at the camera held high in Jing Yuan's hand.

"Come on, everyone, smile!"

With a click, this moment, this scene, was captured on the photo.

The music suddenly became very sad.

Jing Yuan is leaning against a tree, holding this old photo in his hand.

His eyes were full of nostalgia and sadness.

"Former enemies are either dead or captured."

..... ..... ...

"Old friends are friends, but now they are gone."

“Come to think of it, I really do…”

"He is an old man."

Jingyuan closed his eyes, his white hair fluttering in the wind.

For hundreds of years, the white hair has never changed.

Young man, have great ambitions.

And perhaps the person he cherishes most will never appear under this tree again.

So many years have passed, perhaps he has let it go.

[Today's secondary creation video has been played, and random rewards are being given to the participating characters....]

[Star obtains reward: a wind attribute god's heart.]

[Kafka receives a reward: Lightning system enhancement.]

[Silver Wolf receives a reward: a Fukuoka Gyu Gundam.]

[Rakshasa receives a reward: a set of Otto costumes with a strong aura enhancement.]

[Fu Xuan receives reward: Sky Eye power enhancement.]

[Qingque gets the reward: Mahjong Swordsmanship.]

[March 7th reward: Luana's Hurricane.]

[Chen Mo received a reward: a complete set of Kamen Rider belt models.]

[Jizi received a reward: an electric self-propelled single sofa with a coffee machine.]

[Jing Yuan receives a reward: a three thousand year old peach.]

[Dan Heng received the reward: Dragon Transformation Technique.]

[Blade reward: Fusion Zanpakutō Zangetsu.]

[Mirror Stream gets reward: Super Limit Rampage.]

[The live broadcast room will be closed in ten minutes...] 4.

Chapter 241: General Jingyuan, you are so miserable

The sudden knife strike made many people feel extremely sad for Jingyuan.

[Yanqing: General, Master, you are so miserable (T▽T)]

[Tingyun: My nose is sore when I see this. General Jingyuan has worked hard over the years.]

[Yukong: General Jingyuan has been supporting the country alone for hundreds of years, and it is not as easy as it seems.]

[Su Chang: Wuwuwu, I cried, I couldn’t help it, at the last moment, Wuwuwu....]

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