(I suddenly realized a serious problem. If 1.4 is really going to go back to Yalilo , then in my book Yalilo has been completely transformed beyond recognition. I'm afraid that Toppa will have no account to collect when she comes.)

Chapter 253: You look like a butt

[Esther: Sushang, have you always treated your dreams in the opposite way?]

[Su Shang: Isn’t that right? Everyone says dreams are the opposite of reality. Is there a different saying in other places?]

[Ji Zi: As expected of Su Shang, it’s not surprising that she believes this.]

[Yukong: Is there a possibility that this is just a popular saying and is not actually true or effective?]

[Suchang: No way∑( ̄□ ̄;)?]

[Tingyun: Sister Suchang is really interesting, but it is indeed true.]

[Sushang: Ahhhh, the society is dead (>д<)]

[Chen Mo: I think he must have died again. This has probably happened seven or eight times.]

[Xing: Maybe I should write another book of Li Dazhentou’s quotations like the one on March 7.]

[March 7: When did you write something this weird? Σ(△|||)?]

.....

Back to the video:

Sanyueqi and Suchang have given Ester a headache, and now she has only one last hope.

"Master Dark Hook, why don't you tell us about it."

Our Lord Hook also imitated the adults and stroked his chin and thought: "If he is an honorary member, he should say..."

"I was found hiding in the boss's closet today, yay!"

Estelle was immediately frightened: "Xingbao, hiding in your closet?"

Hook said: "The honor team members play hide-and-seek with me every day."

Estelle patted the armor in front of her and said, "I was so scared. I thought she was some kind of pervert."

Hook said doubtfully again, "It's just that every time when we play hide and seek, he never tells me and just sneaks into my closet."

Esta's brain was like a mother's, and she immediately said angrily: "Isn't this still perverted (▼皿▼#)!!"

In the next shot, Xingbao was locked in a cell.

“It’s unfair (>д<)!!”

"I really just like Hook's wardrobe!"

"That's the second most perfect wardrobe in the universe!"

[Xingbao: Hook's family has the second most perfect wardrobe in the universe (*???) (his eyes glow)]

[Hook: Is there? Why don’t I know about this?]

[Pam: The first perfect wardrobe in the universe is at the Goethe Hotel, the second perfect is at Hooker's house, wow, Belloberg has both.]

[Esther: Wrong, the most perfect wardrobe in the universe is now in my hands. I have already bought it from the Goethe Hotel, and now I am going to buy a second one.]

[Chen Mo: You are too greedy, Esta. I will give you the best wardrobe in the universe, but the second one will belong to me.]

[March 7: Uh, it’s just a wardrobe, is that so serious?]

[Star: Stupid March 7, only those who have experienced the perfect wardrobe know what a comfortable treasure it is.]

[Black Tower: I want to collect what you said as a treasure.]

[Yanqing: Could it be that the exaggerated descriptions in the game are not fake (*???)]

[Cocolia: After all these years, has no one discovered our Beloberg?]

[Bronya: Uh... never, never heard of it. ]

.....

Who in their right mind would hide in a closet for no reason, let alone think of it as the first and second perfect closet in the universe?

Old Goethe made a fortune this time. This was the most perfect wardrobe in the universe. Ester, who was not short of money, paid a sky-high price for it, which scared old Goethe so much that he sat on the ground and almost peed himself.

Let’s move on to the next video. We just talked about Xingbao’s image public relations, so let’s talk about some interesting stories about her “childhood”.

The title of this video is:

《Star Baby: Great! Live one more day!!》

It’s good to ban!

[Kafka: Star Baby? Uh, is there an extra word "Bao" in this title?]

[Bai Lu: There will definitely be no mistakes in the live broadcast room. Could it be that this video is going to show Xingbao’s childhood story?]

[Star: My childhood storyΣ(△|||)! ?]

[March 7: Great! Now we can see how the Star Core Hunter raises a child.]

[Silver Wolf: What nonsense are you talking about? Do we Star Core Hunters look like people who can take care of children?]

[Jizi: That’s right, it’s hard for me to imagine a child brought up by a star hunter.]

[Elliot: This is definitely not what we are good at.]

...

Raising a child is a cosmic challenge. More than 90% of "parents" are unqualified, not to mention an organization like the Star Core Hunters who have no experience in parenting.

However, sometimes it is this kind of group of people who can educate happy children.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

The final leg of Kafka's quest.

A Ren said to Xing Bao: "Kafka, he must have done a lot to keep you alive until now."

Xingbao tried hard to recall: "I did a lot..."

The following are Xingbao's memories of his early childhood:

At that time, Xingbao was still a cute little baby, wearing baby clothes and with a pacifier in his mouth.

Xingbao asked Ah Ren: "Uncle Ren, what is the demonic body?"

Uncle A Ren patiently replied: "To put it simply, branches will grow on your body."

Xingbao's eyes sparkled, and he asked in confusion: "So you are Slow Sheep?"

Very good, children at a young age can understand cartoons.

A Ren said to Kafka: "Kafka, this child is very special."

Kafka said proudly: "Of course, after all, in Elio's script..."

Ah Ren held Baby Xing up backwards and said, "I mean, she looks like a butt."

Kafka's mother immediately became angry and said, "You held her upside down (▼皿▼#)"

Damn, will the devil's body also affect vision and intelligence?

[Bai Lu: Hahaha, Xingbao is wearing a pacifier, so funny.]

[Dan Heng: I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it.]

[Jizi: You know what, she's really cute.]

[March 7: Xing baby, come on and let your sister hug you.]

[Blade: Uncle is here.]

[Sam: Surprised, Aren actually joined in the joke.]

[Chen Mo: You are indeed a star baby, you have an active mind since childhood.]

[Xing: This is exactly what I looked like when I was a kidΣ(△|||)]

[Xi'er: The unknown side of the Star Core Hunter?]

[Clara: Sister Xing was so cute when she was little. I really want to hug her.]

[Shiluwa: Hahaha, I hugged it the wrong way around, it looks like a butt.]

[Su Chang: I understand. Man Yangyang is a demonic Yin body. Kai]

[Qing Ni: It seems that there are abundant evil creatures appearing on the green grassland.]

.....

Li Dazhentou's focus is always different from that of ordinary people.

This is a talent that is not common among ordinary people, and he will surely become a great man in the future.

(It’s my birthday today. I’m one year older. In one year I’ll be a great wizard, but the road ahead is still confusing. I can’t see the other side of my ideal. The fog is too thick, there are too many reefs, and I only have a shabby little wooden boat.)

Chapter 254: Sister Silver Wolf needs milk more than I do

Back to the video:

A Ren went out for something, so Yin Lang took over to look after the child.

Silver Wolf held a game console and said to Star Baby: "Kafka asked me to watch you, please don't disturb me while I'm playing games."

Star Baby blinked his big innocent eyes and said: "But Sister Silver Wolf, your damage is so low."

Silver Wolf said: "This is what happens when you don't have krypton gold."

"But I think scraping is more challenging."

Star Baby asked curiously: "Why is there no harm if I don't pay for it?"

Silver Wolf replied to Star Baby: "Because there is no buying and selling, there is no harm."

The idea is quite strange, but it seems to make sense if you think about it carefully.

Silver Wolf was staring at the game console intently, and it really didn't seem like he was taking care of the child at all.

Soon, Baby Star felt hungry and said to Silver Wolf, who was concentrating on playing games, "Sister Silver Wolf, I want to drink milk."

银狼专心的盯着游戏屏幕说道:“若.水?,小7;,6.'"3,8:0."1;.若":水?"中'转',群,8,5,??0?.'2'"'9;.6;''5';0;1等我打完这把再说。”

As a professional gamer, you cannot be interrupted by external factors.

Star Baby stared at the front armor of Silver Wolf and thought calmly for a while, then said disappointedly: "Forget it, I think Sister Silver Wolf needs it more than me."

Silver Wolf couldn't hold it in any longer: "What's with that sympathetic look in your eyes? (▼皿▼#)"

She is only 103 years old and still young, but she has great potential in the future!

But even though he was quite annoyed, Silver Wolf did not put down the game console in his hand. He is truly a good teammate in the universe.

[Silver Wolf: Damn it, you’re talking about my figure again. I’m so pissed off (?`~′?)! ]

[Kafka: Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, our little wolf will definitely grow up to be like Bronya.]

[Bronya: Why did you drag me into this again? (ー〃)]

[Esther: Bronya's figure is indeed enviable.]

[Xier: Humph, I’m still growing too.]

[Fu Xuan: I think there is still hope for the future...]

[Su Shang: I don’t think I need to grow any longer. It already seems to be a bit of a hindrance when I’m fighting.]

[Qingque: Look, is this human language?]

[Chen Mo: Those who are drought-stricken will die of drought, and those who are flood-stricken will die of flood. This is a natural advantage that cannot be envied (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Silver Wolf: I am unwilling to accept this (T▽T)]

[Fu Xuan: I am still very unwilling (T▽T)]

.....

When one person is hurt, many people are sad.

But there is no way, the talent genes depend half on parents and half on God.

Some people buy two mountains at a young age, while others spend their whole lives worrying about their airport.

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