Alan guaranteed that Pepe would pass out just by smelling something so horrible.
If you eat it accidentally, you will probably have to explain.
Ahem, let’s put aside the canned herring, durian and other things for now and watch the first video of today.
Although most of the remaining stock belongs to Fu Xuan, let’s start with something else today.
For example, Star Baby looking for another mother or something like that.
The video is titled:
Mom, let me lick you again
It looks like a rather perverted title.
[Jizi: Looks like Kafka and Xingbao will be the first to go today (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Xi'er: Hey, this title looks very perverted.]
[Tingyun: Ahem, I will watch this with a critical eye.]
[Xing: I have to be calm, I must be calm, and never waver.]
[Kafka: I will also be very calm. It has happened so many times, I should be used to it.]
[March 7: How can I get used to this? I can’t get used to it anyway, but luckily I’m not in the first video today (* ̄︶ ̄)]
.....
Our talented and beautiful girl March 7 is very confident.
Unfortunately, you guessed wrong.
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
On the Starry Sky Train, Xingbao, who had just returned from Luofu, looked conflicted.
Xingbao touched his chin and thought: "Kafka actually said that I was created by the Star God. So..."
"My real mommy is actually some star god?"
The more Xingbao thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, so he began to deduce on the spot.
"As the saying goes, even a tiger won't eat its own cubs."
"As a mother, how can I not miss my children?"
"Maybe she is hiding here under an assumed name, secretly taking care of me."
"Hmm, let me think about it."
"There are people on the train whose origins are unknown and whose identities are mysterious."
"And he has a very close relationship with me."
"Maybe he's pretending to be stupid all day to prevent me from getting suspicious..."
At this moment, March 7 returned to the observation car.
The moment Xingbao saw March 7, all the conditions that he had just thought of in his mind came true!
"' "Could it be, could it be... Sanyueqi is my biological mother Σ(△|||)!!"
"Mom (T▽T)!"
Xingbao, extremely excited and with tears in his eyes, rushed over and hugged Sanyueqi's legs.
How can I not be excited to see my biological mother today?
[Silver Wolf: Damn, this is a totally unexpected development. (vomiting blood)]
[Suchang: Xingbao’s biological mother is actually SanyueqiΣ(????)?! ]
[Bai Lu: Oh my goodness, this is something I could never have imagined.]
[Fu Xuan: According to the conditions given by Xing Bao, the three-month period is indeed suitable.]
[Walter: In terms of universal reason, that is true.]
[Jizi: Hey, it seems to make sense?]
[Dan Heng: Could it be that Sanyueqiyi was really a star god in the past?]
[Pam: Wow, Pam is shocked for a hundred years! ]
[March 7: Hey, hey, hey, can you guys wake up a little bit? How could I have such a big daughter?]
[Chen Mo: Ahem, everything is possible.]
[Xing: Could it be that Sanyue is really my biological mother, but we both have lost our memories (′?ω?)?]
[March 7: Xingbao, can you please wake up a little? How is this possible? (▼皿▼#)!]
[Black Tower: It’s very simple. Just come to the space station and let me test it. (Come and test it)]
[Blade: Kafka, please tell me.]
[Yanqing: Yes, Kafka should know that.]
[Kafka: Sorry, although we adopted Xing, we don’t know which star god created her.]
.....
Xingbao was a little disappointed. It seemed that Sanyueqi was not his biological mother.
(March 7: You are disappointed at allヽ(#`Д′)ノ!).
Chapter 289: A Ren's laughter is contagious
Back to the video:
As soon as he got back to the train, Xingbao hugged his legs. Sanyueqi was embarrassed, angry and flustered: "Xingbao, what's wrong with you again (>д<)?!"
Xingbao hugged Sanyueqi's legs tightly: "Mommy, I finally found you."
"Don't run!!"
"Let me feel the soft motherly love!"
San Yueqi was so panicked that he was sweating all over. Suddenly, someone hugged his legs and called him "Mom". What was going on?
"No, wait a minute!"
"Put aside your search for mom, why did you take off my shoes?"
Xingbao took off March 7's shoes, revealing her white and tender feet.
She explained: "Xianzhou customs emphasize filial piety, and washing mom's feet is a compulsory homework."
"I'm just like that. When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
Sanyueqi looked around and said fearfully: "But there is no footbath here."
"Hmph~" Xingbao smiled evilly and licked his lips.
At this time, the door of the carriage opened, and Ji Zi came in with coffee: "I just made some coffee, do you want to try it... um?"
Ji Zi was stunned for a moment. She saw a scene that was so shocking that it could make her brain explode.
Xingbao hugged one of Sanyueqi's legs and swung his long tongue like a windmill.
March 987: "Help, help, stop adding, stop adding (>д<)!"
Xingbao: "Hehe, it smells like mom ( ̄▽ ̄)!!"
Ji Zi was so embarrassed that she was sweating all over. She had so many things to say that she could only say: "Young people are so energetic and have so much fun."
March 7: "Xingbao is going crazy, help (>д<)!!"
This is not just crazy, it's extremely perverted.
[Black Tower: This guy's perversion index has risen by more than one star.]
[Jizi: Uh... it's normal for young people to have fun.]
[Huanlong: How come I don't feel it's strange at all when this happens to Xingbao?]
[Shiluwa: It seems that her perverted image has been deeply rooted in people's hearts (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Yukong: Will my skin become bald if I add it like this?]
[Qingque: I was so shocked that I almost forgot how to play cards.]
[Natasha: Ahem, kids, you can’t follow Sister Xing’s example.]
[Xi'er: Oh, I really need to stay away from Xingbao from now on.]
[Bai Lu: This is a disease and needs to be treated, but brain diseases are always the most difficult to treat.]
[Xingbao: I, I’m too lazy to explain, damn (▼皿▼#)! ]
[March 7: Ahhhh, I'm so pissed off, damn this livestreaming room (?`~′?)! ]
.....
I am angry, but I also feel a little guilty.
After all, she and Xingbao were close friends on the battlefield, and sometimes they played really fancy games at night.
After all, it's hard to keep your mind clear at that time.
Ahem, let’s not talk about this anymore, let’s watch the next video.
Randomly selecting, Chen Mo drew A Ren and a polite phrase.
So, the title of the video is this:
Blade: A polite person
A somewhat contradictory title.
[Yanqing: Blade and politeness, it seems that they have nothing to do with each other, right?]
[Xi'er: He would just chop Danheng when he saw him. He has absolutely no respect for politeness.]
[Dan Heng: a vulgar person.]
[Blade: I knock on Rima (▼皿▼#)! ]
[Elliot: Ahem, Aren is usually quite polite, as long as you don’t provoke him.]
[Jing Yuan: Indeed, indeed, I, Ying Xing, must be polite. (Funny)]
.....
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
Oh, it’s that small island in the Scaled Abyss again, where Aren and Kafka are waiting.
Ah Ren's tone was still as cold as ever: "She's here."
Kafka opened her eyes and looked over: "Well, the time is right."
But the person who came this time was Xingbao, and he looked very well-behaved.
Ah Ren started to act crazy as per standard procedure: "You're here, hahahahaha."
"It's time to pay the price."
"The time has come!"
Xingbao narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But I'm really short of money recently. Can I wait a few more days to pay the 300 credit points I owe you?"
"How many days?" Ah Ren covered his head with one hand and laughed again: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha."
"How many days?"
"Hahahaha. Hahahaha."
Xingbao: "Is it okay?"
A Ren: "Okay."
[Sambo: I understand the reason, but why does he keep laughing? It makes me laugh too.]
[Esda: The video is addictive. I couldn’t help but laugh along with Blade.]
[Bai Lu: Laughter is contagious, hahahaha.]
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