Back to the video:

Dang dang dang.

"Memory searchlight!"

Xingbao pulled out a portable flashlight like Doraemon.

Fu Xuan looked at the flashlight in Xing Bao's hand and asked worriedly: "Wait, what kind of product is this?"

Xingbao said proudly: "Don't worry, this is a treasure I bought from the Black Tower at a high price. It is safe, green and pollution-free."

0...  

"How do you use it? Press this?"

"No, wait a minute." Fu Xuan became more worried when he saw Xingbao looked confused.

However, Xingbao didn't listen at all and pressed the start button of the memory searchlight: "Come on, the gorgeous treasure chest!"

The lights shone on Fu Xuan, and with the festive background music that was just like the Chinese New Year, Fu Xuan turned into a Poki on the spot.

"Ah ah ah ah ah..."

After a period of incoherent and chaotic squirming, Fu Xuan's expression became extremely dull.

San Yue Qi looked puzzled: "It seems to have no effect."

Xingbao also looked at the searchlight in his hand in confusion: "Hey, what's going on?"

At this moment, Fu Xuan's expression suddenly became extremely serious, with sweat on his forehead, as if he was remembering something very scary.

"I, I remember..."

Xingbao immediately asked excitedly: "Oh! What did you remember?"

Fu Xuan said very seriously: "Planet Cybertron!"

Xingbao and Sanyueqi were confused: "Huh?"

Fu Xuan: "Infinity Gems!"

Xingbao: "Ha Σ(????)??"

Fu Xuan stood up nervously and sweated and said: "It's not good. The two-dimensional foil is approaching the solar system. We must stop it."

Sanyueqi complained: "What kind of old joke is this? Did you press the wrong button?"

This effect is totally different from what I expected.

Chapter 306: What a mess

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing’s performance is quite interesting.]

[Silver Wolf: Planet Cybertron, Infinity Gems, is this considered learning and using it now?]

[Fu Xuan: Everyone knows about the Infinity Stones, but what the hell is Cybertron (?`~?)?]

[Fu Xuan: Why do I have to play festive background music when I am suffering? What the hell is that jelly-like transformation? ヽ(#`Д)ノ!! ]

[Yanqing: The Grand Master looks very angry. (Fear JPG)]

[Pera: If it were me, I would be angry too, grabbing a sheep and trying to fleece it.]

[Black Tower: Memory Searchlight, I have indeed collected such a rare item.]

[Xingbao: It turns out there really is one (*???)]

[Jepard: This is a great interrogation tool. Just take a picture of Sambo and we'll know how he plans to escape.]

[Sambo: Hey, hey, hey, how can this be related to me? You Iron Guards, please be human, please (▔□▔)]

...

Although Sambo is an apostle of joy, he is actually quite powerful.

But the Iron Guards are now developing rapidly, and the Gundam has been fully mass-produced and assembled. Old Sambo can't keep up.

He is just doing some "small business" in Beloberg, is it necessary to chase him in a Gundam all day long?

Well, there was a certain amount of deception in his business.

But don’t those fools who were deceived have any responsibility at all?

Back to the video:

Seeing that Fu Xuan didn't say what he wanted, Xingbao also pressed the searchlight in his hand suspiciously: "No way, is it this button?"

Fu Xuan was hit by the searchlight and turned into Pochi again amid the festive background music.

No, how did she break free from the rope just now?

And he tied it back to himself?

Fu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and sweat broke out on his forehead again. As if waking up from a nightmare, he remembered: "The Stigma Project!"

"Seven Saints Calling!"

Xingbao: "Ah Σ(△|||)!?"

Fu Xuan said in a middle school-like manner: "Kevin likes to eat instant noodles, and he needs a two-handed sword to mine."

"Tech geeks save the world~!"

Xingbao had black lines on his forehead as he held the searchlight.

March 7th hugged the bear with both hands and complained speechlessly: "A strange piece of knowledge entered my brain in a very despicable way."

It's okay to visit two houses at a time.

[Esther: The Stigma Project and the Seven Summonings are OK.]

[Topa: Seven Sages Summons, a rubbish game, not as good as Quinta, anyone want to play a game?]

[Pam: I remember when I first started mining with a one-handed sword, I was wondering how could this mine be so difficult to mine, Pam.]

[Walter: Ahem, let me correct you, Kevin likes to eat ramen.]

[Chen Mo: There is no difference. I just like to eat noodles with a bowl in hand regardless of the occasion. By the way, I like hot dry noodles the most.]

[Bai Lu: Hot dry noodles? It sounds familiar. There should be similar noodles on the Xianzhou.]

[Bai Heng: I feel like I don’t quite understand it.]

[Jingliu: It doesn’t matter. I’ll play games with you after the live broadcast and you’ll understand.]

.....

Back to the video:

After two failed attempts, Xingbao pressed another button: "Try this one again."

There was festive background music again, and Fu Xuan showed off his strange transformations again.

This time she performed: "Don't wash your hands and draw a card to get a guaranteed reward!"

"Waterman Bogao is prone to sudden death!"

"Angry #Dawei...work a miracle!"

Seeing Fu Xuan posing in a "yeah" pose, Sanyueqi complained again: "Why do I have an urge to follow Nu#Dawei?"

Xingbao looked embarrassed for a moment, then frantically pressed the buttons on the memory searchlight: "Ah, I don't believe it (▼皿▼#)!"

Festive background music, mysterious and magical.

This time, Fu Xuan lowered his head, and said as if waking up from a nightmare: "I saw it, I saw it..."

Xingbao was immediately excited when he saw this: "Ah, what did you see?"

Then, Fu Xuanping raised his hands and sang: "I see mountains and rivers!"

It’s a high note, very loud and clear, an ancient folk song of Xianzhou.

Fu Xuan instantly put on a pair of sunglasses, and the light in the car shone on her.

"Hey, Wumeng Mountain is connected to other mountains, and the moonlight shines on the small puddle."

Xingbao and Sanyueqi were so shocked that they were numb.

Sanyueqi poked Xingbao speechlessly and asked, "Why are you singing again?"

"What are you singing about?"

Sanyueqi now doubts that Xingbao’s memory searchlight might be a fake.

[Chen Mo: Wow, Fu Xuan sings really well, he can sing both folk and rock songs.]

[Qingque: Great, my Master Taibu.]

[Shiluwa: Maybe Miss Fu Xuan can come to my band to make a guest appearance.]

[Bai Heng: Wumeng Mountain is connected to other mountains, and the moonlight shines on the small puddle. This song is good and catchy. I want a complete version.]

[Ji Zi: Chen Mo must have this, just ask him for it after the live broadcast.]

[Xingbao: Heita, the thing you collected is not so unreliable, right?]

[Heita: Uh, that shouldn’t be the case. I didn’t do much testing. I just tried it out and put it away.]

......

Heita thought that if the memory searchlight in her collection was the same as the one in the video, it would be better to throw it away as soon as possible.

Back to the video:

Xingbao was also a little irritated by the memory searchlight: "Come again (▼皿▼#)!!"

The lights came on and festive music played, and Fu Xuan squirmed just like Pochi-chan.

Fu Xuan was still as if waking up from a nightmare. He lowered his head and said gloomily: "The one who betrayed me...the one who betrayed me!!"

0.9 Sanyueqi was immediately excited when he heard this: "It seems like we have come up with something incredible!"

Then Fu Xuan's expression suddenly changed, and he took out a microphone and turned into a local internet celebrity: "I will give 100 million to anyone who betrays me."

"People who are loyal to me will earn hundreds of millions directly."

"Understand the applause."

I don't understand anything about this.

Sanyueqi hugged the bear again and complained speechlessly: "The account is ruined. This is →_→"

Xingbao frantically pressed the memory searchlight button again: "I press (▼皿▼#)!"

The lights came on and the clappers began to play.

Fu Xuan pinched his orchid fingers and said: "I have willow-shaped eyebrows and cherry lips. Everyone who sees me is happy to look at me."

"Chen Momo from the train crew trembled all over when he looked at me."

Xingbao and Sanyueqi were confused again, not knowing what to say.

Chapter 307: Sister Jingliu, Aren and Jingyuan are gay

[Ahaha: Oh my, Chen Momo from the train crew, she trembles all over when she looks at me. This little girl should just throw herself into my arms and try to get into the top ten.]

[Fu Xuan: Lord Changle, please don’t joke around (?`~′?)]

[Jing Yuan: Ahem, Fu Qing is not young anymore. Of course, you have to make your own decision on marriage.]

[Chen Mo: I have always been a philanthropic person.]

[Xi'er: You are just lustful, like a sea king.]

[Bronya: Ahem, Seele, just say less.]

[Chen Mo: Comparing me to Aquaman is really an insult. Xier, you are too jumpy. You must be taught a lesson.]

[Xi'er: What do you want to doΣ(△|||)! ?]

[Xing: Looks like we have to welcome a new member, but I don’t know how long he can withstand it (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Huanlong: Just a newbie little sister.]

[Cocolia: Oh, the price of youthful recklessness.]

[Bronya: Don't affect me (¬_¬)]

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