[Yan Qing: Master, General, I don’t want to be the sword master anymore (>д<)! ]

[Jing Yuan: Yan Qing, stop making trouble. Master has recovered now and will not chop you casually.]

[Bai Heng: Jing Liu, have you really returned to normal?]

[Jingliu: I already said that it was the evil spirit that caused me the harm before. I don’t have the evil spirit anymore (?`~′?)]

[Bai Heng: That’s good, that’s good. Madness is a disease and needs to be treated early.]

[Blade: Don’t you care about my demonic body?]

[Silver Wolf: Poor A Ren, tsk tsk.]

.....

Hey, the five brave men on the cloud, those three men have no human rights.

It’s the last video of the day, and Chen Mo must give Xingbao a little more care.

The video is titled:

March 7: I feel something dirty on my legs

The title seems a bit stupid at first glance.

[March 7: My intuition tells me that this dirty thing is very likely to be a star.]

[Jizi: I agree. After all, in the last video, Xing hugged Sanyueqi's legs and called her mom.]

[Xing: Can we please stop talking about that? It's embarrassing (ー〃)]

[Kafka: The child is me, so I already have three mothers ( ̄y▽ ̄)~]

[Chen Mo: What does the child’s father, Silver Wolf, say? (Funny)]

[Silver Wolf: Hey, hey, hey, don’t bring this up again, I’m not her father (▼皿▼#)]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

The first paragraph is about the star baby who is mentally retarded to the maximum level.

In the Black Tower Space Station, March 7 pressed the elevator switch several times but there was no response.

San Yue Qi spread his hands helplessly and said, "The elevator seems to be broken. No matter how I press the button, it doesn't respond."

Xing Bao touched his chin and thought: "From a common sense point of view, if the button is not responding, shouldn't it be broken?"

"You didn't press the elevator."

Sanyueqi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Oh, right (*???)"

You really believed it.

Chapter 310: Xingbao with dirty hands

[Black Tower: Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, Sanyueqi is indeed Xingbao's partner.]

[Bronya: The elevator button is not responding because it is broken. It seems to be fine at first glance, but it goes against common sense no matter how you think about it.]

[Su Chang: But I think it makes sense. If the button doesn’t respond, it must be broken. (scratching his head)]

[Chen Mo: I think after Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, we can add Zhou Yu (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Walter: Wisdom-Trio?]

[March 7: Ahhh, this beautiful girl's smart image has been hit again (>д<)! ]

[Xing: March 7th, stay calm. There is no point in getting mad. You have to learn to get used to it.]

[March 7: I don’t need to get used to anything. I must maintain my image as a genius beauty (▼皿▼#)!]

.....

For a naturally beautiful and talented girl, both appearance and wisdom are indispensable.

Sometimes, wisdom may even be more important than appearance.

She, San Yueqi, is not Li Da Zhentou. She cares very much about her image.

Back to the video:

The second paragraph, the omnipotent teacher Dan Heng.

The elevator didn't respond. San Yue Qi sighed and said, "Oh, it would be great if the omnipotent teacher Dan Heng was here. He knows a lot of weird things."

Xingbao raised his hand and said, "I understand too."

Sanyueqi said: "He understands robot postpartum care."

Xingbao was eager to compete with others and said, "I know what brand of pasta to mix with No. 42 concrete."

Sanyueqi also started to compare himself with the others and said, "He knows how to use a spear."

Xingbao said, "I know how to outline the human body."

Sanyueqi added: "He also knows about beauty makeup."

Dan Heng arrived at this time and shouted: "I don't understand!"

Sanyueqi and Xingbao asked together: "Who painted your eye shadow?"

"Yes..." Dan Heng thought for a moment and said, "It was my mother who gave birth to me."

Sanyueqi and Xingbao’s brains suddenly froze and they entered the state of giving birth.

Aren’t you from the Chiming tribe?

Where did this mother come from?

[Clara: Robot's postpartum careΣ(△|||)︴?]

[Clara: Mr. Swarlow, can robots give birth to babies?]

[Swarovski: According to information on the Internet, there are indeed silicon-based life forms that have the ability to reproduce.]

[March 7: Oh my god, it really exists (*???)]

[Esther: In fact, some advanced types of androids also have the ability to give birth to children, but in essence they are no different from real people.]

[Blade: Dan Heng really knows a lot.]

[Dan Heng: Even so, I still don’t understand what robot postpartum care is (¬_¬)]

[Bai Lu: Is this 42-grade concrete-mixed Italian noodles really food? ]

[Chen Mo: Yes, the kind that can help you see the gods of the stars after eating it.]

[Ahaha: Then Ahaha must try what this No. 42 concrete pasta tastes like, maybe I can meet my possible great-grandmother.]

.....

By the way, does Aha have a great-grandmother?

Maybe, probably, possibly, there should be.

Back to the video:

The third paragraph, Xingbao’s hands are not very clean.

Xingbao, Sanyueqi, Danheng, and Alan met up and arrived at the main elevator.

Alan said to the three people: "Miss Esther asked you to come to me, so I should have the key to unlock it for you, right?"

San Yue Qi said in a panic: "I don't remember where I put it."

Xingbao took out an access card and asked with a disdainful look on his face: "Is this the one?"

The scene changes.

San Yueqi exclaimed: "Dan Heng, my bow is gone!"

Xingbao took out a bow with a frown: "Is this the one?"

Dan Heng exclaimed again: "Xingbao, Xiao Sanyue is missing."

"Yes..." Xingbao's expression returned to normal: "I went to the toilet."

Dan Heng lowered his head and thought: "How can she spend so much time in the toilet? With her forgetful personality, it is impossible..."

"You didn't bring any paper!"

Xingbao took out a pack of tissues with the words "For beautiful girls only on March 7th" written on it.

Dan Heng felt that it was okay and said, "It's okay, it's okay. The toilets in the space station all have their own paper towels."

·

Then I saw a pile of paper rolls on the ground next to Xingbao. All the paper towels in the toilets of the space station were here.

Dan Heng couldn't hold it in any longer: "Even if there really is no paper, she can still send us a message to ask for it."

Then, Xingbao took out a mobile phone, which was dated March 7th.

This look of Xixixi makes him look like an angel of joy.

Call the police and take him away!

[Ahaha: Bless, must bless immediately, oh, my seventh great uncle who may exist, this is simply the perfect Joy Envoy, oh, no no no, the Joy Star God's seat should belong to Xing Baolai, I will be the Envoy, and you will be the Star God.]

[Xing: Uh, that’s not necessary. It’s too early for me to be a star god (ー〃)]

0 ... 0

[March 7: I couldn’t find my phone when I went to the toilet last time. Did you steal it from me?]

[Xing: It's none of my business. It's just March 7th. You forgot about it.]

[Shiluwa: Oh? It seems that Xingbao likes to play this kind of pranks on weekdays.]

[Pam: Then it seems that this train conductor needs to add an alarm function for the toilets on the train when the toilet paper roll disappears.]

[Xing: I already told you I don’t have this habit, why do you do this to me too, Pam? (▔□▔)]

[Bai Heng: We need to add an alarm. It’s terrible to go to the toilet without toilet paper.]

.....

Even the five brave men on the cloud would feel as if they were facing a formidable enemy when there was no toilet paper.

Back to the video:

The last paragraph, false drag and real drag.

The injured Alan said: "I am unable to move and will be a burden to you."

San Yue Qi said indifferently: "What's that? I'm used to it."

Alan expressed his doubt: "Are you used to it?"

When he looked down, he saw Xingbao hugging Sanyueqi's legs and crying for mercy: "Little Sanyue, please forgive me! I will never take your things again (T▽T)!"

However, San Yue Qi said with a cold expression: "So, where are my shoes?"

With that disdainful expression again, Xingbao took out a pair of March 7th shoes.

若,7.'6:."3:4,0?"1,5.7;若"水;中?.;转.'8,'52":9:60'1看来她是又想妈妈的味道了。

Call the police, and take him away! 9.

Chapter 311: Let’s Play Ether Front

[Today's live broadcast of the second creation has ended, and random rewards are being given to the participating characters...]

[Jingyuan received a reward: Anti-gay counterattack technique.]

[Fu Xuan receives the reward: Billions of words from the poisonous tongue of all realms.]

[Star Reward: Secret Skill: Empty Hands.]

[Dan Heng receives a reward: two pairs of black silk stockings.]

[Tingyun gets a reward: One hundred and eight tricks to fool the boss.]

[Qingque gets a reward: speed doubles when facing the card hall.]

[March 7 reward: one cubic meter of portable anti-theft storage space.]

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