Fu Xuan looked at Jing Yuan sitting in the wheelchair and said in disbelief: "How...are you still alive∑( ̄□ ̄;)?"
Xing, who was standing by, spread his hands and explained, "What I meant is that the general sprained his ankle and it was very painful for him to walk."
Fu Xuan, whose dream was shattered, broke down on the spot: "Can you speak human language to me (>д<)!"
Jing Yuan was a little touched: "Fu Qing cares so much about my health."
Xing thought for a moment and said, "In a sense, she does care."
Jing Yuan leaned back in his wheelchair and said comfortably: "It's okay, it's actually pretty good now."
Fu Xuan asked curiously: "What's the good of not being able to go anywhere?"
Jing Yuan said: "At least I don't have to be afraid of the seven-step snake venom."
It’s so cold. This is the effect when I come to Seno next door.
Fu Xuan's eyes twitched, and he said angrily: "Since you are in such good condition, General, I will go back first."
Jing Yuan hurriedly tried to persuade him to stay: "Hey, Fu Qing, don't leave. How about a quick game of chess?"
"If you win, I'll let you be the floating general for a week."
Fu Xuan immediately stayed happily: "Okay ( ̄▽ ̄)!"
A fast game of chess, that is really fast.
On the chessboard, black and white pieces are interlaced, and the white pieces are first placed in parallel with five pieces.
Jing Yuan held a white chess piece in his hand and said proudly: "Five in a row, I won."
Fu Xuan admitted defeat calmly: "After all, you are still one step ahead of me."
Xing, who was watching from the side, felt that something was wrong with this game of chess and asked, "Jingyuan, are you stealing even the Gobang?"
In Gobang, the black piece goes first, and the white piece goes second.
There are only four black pieces on the chessboard.
The first video ends here.
[Walter: He even stole the Gobang, didn't Fu Xuan find out?]
[Hua: Why am I suddenly, uh, worried about Luofu's future?]
[March 7: Why do I feel like Fu Xuan is just like a little kid, very childish, and a little gullible.]
[Chen Mo: It’s quite cute, like a child pretending to be an adult.]
[Fu Xuan: I am not a child, I am an adult, an adult (▼皿▼#)]
[Xing: I am fine, Master Taibu, Master Taibu.]
[Fu Xuan: It’s not that adult (>д<)! ]
[Xi'er: Hahaha, you still say you're not a child, come and call me sister Xi'er.]
[Natasha: Xier, don't cause trouble.]
[Jingyuan: Hey, hey, hey, this general (good king) did steal chess pieces, but it was a steal to let the opponent win, not to win.]
[Yanqing: The result is that even if I let the opponent win, I still can’t win.]
[Su Chang: If you win the game of chess, you can become a general. I have to learn this.]
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[Chen Mo: Every time Li Dazhentou appears, he gives us a shock of wisdom.]
[Walter: But I immediately thought of Otto who was on her team.]
[Rakshasa: I've already told you that I'm not Otto, and I don't even know Sushangヽ(≧Д≦)ノ! ]
.....
This could even be linked to himself, Luosha was really at a loss for words.
Oh no, it’s time to think about which unlucky guy to invite to the second video.
Um...Xianzhou Men's Ketone.
There was no way, the Xianzhou Male Ketone was so magical that Chen Mo really couldn't help it.
Anyway, the injuries were not fatal, and the ones who got injured were either the Demonic Body, the Dragon Lord, or the Immortal Boat General.
Once you have decided to start, you must do it with all your strength.
It got to the point where I couldn't even look my old friends in the eye when we met.
Chapter 124: Silver Wolf's Hypnosis APP
Today's second video is titled:
《Silver Wolf's Hypnosis APP》
This title reveals something very sinister.
[Kafka: Ahem, Silver Wolf, you didn't come up with anything weird, did you?]
[Walter: Hypnosis or anything, it’s better for little girls not to learn bad things.]
[Chen Mo: If Silver Wolf really has a hypnosis app, please give me a copy. (Funny)]
[Jizi: Are you talking about the hypnosis that I understand? ]
[Shiluwa: I always feel like you guys are talking about something very strange. Is it my illusion?]
[Silver Wolf: Who do you think I am? I won’t make that kind of weird app (▼皿▼#)!]
[Qingni: Is it the kind I see on the Internet?]
[Yukong: Qingni, please don’t let me look at all that crap on the Internet (`⌒メ)]
.....
The word "hypnosis" always seems very inappropriate no matter when.
In particular, hypnosis is also very popular in this universe.
Ahem, let’s get back to the topic and watch the video.
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
On the streets of Xingchahai, Qingque came out for a stroll today as it was a rare day off.
Silver Wolf suddenly appeared and held the phone in front of Qingque. The pattern on it instantly hypnotized Qingque, and his eyes were dull.
When Silver Wolf saw that the hypnosis was successful, he laughed arrogantly in his heart: "Hahahahaha, this hypnosis APP with a mother's voice that I developed was finally successful."
"With that woman's word spirit technique built in, it's easy to manipulate people's hearts."
That’s right, this APP is made based on Kafka’s abilities.
[Silver Wolf: This is a great idea. Why didn’t I think of it before? It might work.]
[Kafka: Can my ability really be put into a cell phone?]
[Silver Wolf: How do you know if you don’t try?]
[Heita: It's not that easy. Word Spirit Technique is not something you can just record and use.]
[Sam: It would be amazing if it could be put into a cell phone. Then every one of us star core hunters would have one. Wouldn't that be great?]
[Chen Mo: Ahem, as a relative, shouldn’t you give us a portion of the Starry Sky Train as well?]
[Ji Zi: Chen Mo, don’t try to make connections with others!]
[Xing: Well, I think we should have one.]
[Walter: I think it can be used for research →_→]
[Himeko: Huh?]
[March 7: Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang, I never thought you were this kind of person.]
[Pam: Don't any of you care about the opinion of a conductor like me (ahah)?]
[Esther: Star Train and Star Core Hunter really became relatives because of Chen Mo and Xing (*???)]
[Blade: Humph, boring.]
[Dan Heng: It doesn’t matter.]
......
Back to the video:
Silver Wolf launched the app, and Kafka's voice immediately rang out on the phone: "Listen to me~"
Then Silver Wolf said to Green Bird: "Tell me the darkest secret in your heart."
The music suddenly became sad, and Qingque said with tears in his eyes: "I have a terminal illness."
"I want to sleep as soon as I get up, and I want to sleep as soon as I get to work."
"I feel sleepy when I stand, and I feel sleepy when I sit."
Silver Wolf couldn't help but complain: "You're not sick at all!"
If this can really be considered a disease, it can only be laziness.
Qingque continued: "But I didn't dare tell my boss, for fear of being fired."
"I can only relieve my symptoms by fishing every day."
Silver Wolf complained again: "You will be fired even if you slack off!"
At this time, the cute Fu Xuan was passing by drinking milk tea. When he saw Qingque, he came over to see what was going on.
However, judging from the dark circles under her eyes, she hasn't had enough rest recently.
Qingque continued: "I can only survive on coffee when I'm at work."
"Some time ago, our boss asked me to make him a cup, but I couldn't bear to do that."
"So I took my colleague's 666 cold medicine and doubled it for her."
Silver Wolf saw Fu Xuan and quickly warned him: "Ahem, ahem →_→"
However, Qingque didn't notice and continued: "Then the colleague's cold infected all of us, and only the boss was fine."
Hearing this, Fu Xuan's face darkened and veins popped up on his forehead.
Silver Wolf coughed a few more times and warned Green Bird with his eyes.
But Qingque still didn't react and continued: "That week, the boss took on all our work. It was so funny~"
"After that, our boss never had such a refreshing cup of coffee again."
Knowing the truth of the matter, Fu Xuan, who looked like a ghost, said quietly behind Qingque: "How about I come and cheer you up?"
When Qingque heard his boss' voice, he instantly broke out in a sweat and almost peed himself.
The screen went black, and there was the crackling sound of beating, along with the friendly screams of teacher Tom next door.
[Chen Mo: This Qingque girl is still so real, a real modern young person.]
[Esther: Hey, how can young people be like this nowadays?]
[Chen Mo: Young people who don’t have much capital at home, going out to work is a waste of life. They work themselves to death, while their bosses have luxury cars and villas, so they lose motivation and feel tired no matter what.]
[Fu Xuan: Haha, if Qingque really wanted to do that, I would have fired her, but she simply doesn’t want to take responsibility, simply wants to hide her incompetence, and is simply lazy.]
[Qingque: Master Taibu, I really have limited abilities. I can’t do the job you have arranged for me.]
[Fu Xuan: If you can't do it, I will fire you and take away your iron rice bowl.]
[Qingque: No, Master Taibu, whatever you say is what it is, please don’t fire me (T▽T)]
[Clara: Why doesn't Sister Qingque work hard? She seems very smart.]
[Hook: I don't understand. Anyway, we in the Mole Party definitely don't want such a lazy guy.]
[Peak: I seem to have contracted this terminal illness of wanting to sleep at all times. I’m afraid I don’t have much time left.]
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