Although it was a joke, the audience couldn't help but imagine Jingyuan turning into a woman.
Why, most people shuddered and felt scared.
But there are always some people with less normal brains who think this is a good thing.
If Jing Yuan was not General Luofu, a hunting employee, I'm afraid he would have had some perverted ideas.
Okay, back to the video.
The third segment: walking on the road.
On the street, Xing and San Yue Qi were holding hands, talking and laughing.
"That Jing Yuan just now was so lame."
"Yeah, someone pushed me off the motorcycle."
These two girls have no respect for General Luofu at all.
The camera turns to Jingyuan and Aren, who are also shopping.
"Look, who's rummaging through the trash can again?"
Jingyuan suddenly saw something, so he grabbed A Ren's hand and wanted to run over to join in the fun.
However, A Ren didn't want to go with him at all, and Jing Yuan couldn't pull him.
Looking back, I saw that A Ren was trying his best to suppress his anger.
"let go!"
In the game, if you don't have full life, the counterattack slot "4" should be 5/ by now.
Next comes the final fifth segment, zipping.
In Sanyueqi's room, Xing and Sanyueqi were playing and fighting.
"Hey, you forgot to zip up."
March 7th suddenly discovered that the zipper on the back of Xing’s jacket was not zipped up.
"Then please help me pull it, thank you."
Xing sat down obediently and let Sanyueqi help him zip up his pants.
The camera turned to Jing Yuanjin and A Ren.
The two of them were still walking on the platform. A Ren was leaning against the wall, drinking milk tea and flipping through his phone.
Suddenly, Jingyuan discovered that A Ren's pants were not zipped up.
"Hey, your zipper is unzipped."
Jingyuan squatted down to help A Ren zip up his pants, smiling cutely again.
A Ren lowered his head and looked at it in confusion. The five passive abilities were finally accumulated.
Suddenly, the BGM was covered by the sound of suona.
“Hmm hahahahaha…”
A Ren laughed wildly, and the evil spirit ran wild on the spot.
A high kick, followed by five consecutive kicks, three consecutive sweeping kicks, and then five consecutive spinning kicks!
The last one, A Ren's windmill, kicked Jing Yuan to the ground, and he was confused and didn't know why he was being beaten.
[Kyung Won: Why am I always the one who gets hurt (T▽T)]
[Yan Qing: Hey, General, accept your fate. It seems that the Erchuang Live Streaming Room has set its sights on us.]
[Chen Mo: If a man does this to me, I will definitely beat him up and throw him into the trash can.]
[Dan Heng: They did have a very good relationship before.]
[Blade: I want to beat Jing Yuan.]
[Jingyuan: What’s wrong with me?]
[Jingliu: Ren wants to beat Jingyuan? You can't beat him.]
[Himeko: This is a really sad story.]
[Su Shang: Anyway, I don’t understand why General Jingyuan was beaten (ー〃)]
[Chen Mo: This shows that Li Dazhentou, your wisdom is beyond that of ordinary people and you are not disturbed by mundane things.]
[Xing: Uh, is it really okay to lie to children like this →_→]
.....
In this wave, A Ren is the protagonist and Jing Yuan is just a supporting role.
Jingyuan had finished getting hurt, so it was Danheng's turn next, who had seemed quite happy watching the show.
The following video is the explosive existence of the male ketone series video, titled:
We Are Really Just Ordinary Friends
The title emphasizes that they are just ordinary friends, obviously, but the reality is that they are not ordinary at all.
[March Seven: Based on my intuition as the famous detective March Seven, the unlucky one is Xianzhou Male Ketone.]
[Dan Heng:Σ(△|||)! ]
[Yanqing: If that’s true, please don’t take me with you. Please don’t take me with you.]
[Jing Yuan: Boss of the live broadcast room, please let me go. We can’t just grab one person and do whatever we want.]
[Blade: Humph, I will never surrender.]
[Xing: I think sometimes it’s okay to give in when circumstances force you to.]
[Sambo: Everyone wants to save face, but what’s the point of saving face? It can’t be used to make a living.]
.....
Brothers A Ren and Dan Heng, get ready, the big one is coming!
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
In a coffee shop opened by Ji Zi, A Ren and Dan Heng were waiting for coffee at the counter.
Ji Zi handed two cups of coffee to the two and said, "This is latte for both of you."
"To be honest, you two look very compatible~"
Ah Ren smiled awkwardly and said: "Oh, stop it, it's not what you think."
Dan Heng also said a little embarrassedly: "No, no, no, you think too much."
After the two came out of the coffee shop, they went to the Black Tower Space Station to test the simulated universe.
A Ren took out an ornament and showed it to Dan Heng: "Hey, look at this ball, it suits you quite well."
Black Tower on the side looked at the two and said: "It's been a long time since I saw a couple testing the simulated universe together."
A Ren immediately retorted: "We are not a couple!"
This situation made A Ren and Dan Heng very helpless.
At this time, the narrator asked them: "When you travel with your friends, you are often mistaken for a couple. Is it annoying?"
A Ren and Dan Heng nodded together. This kind of thing happened frequently and caused a lot of trouble for their travels.
In the next shot, A Ren and Dan Heng were fighting freely on the street.
Narration: "We can help you solve it, put on your best friend underwear."
The camera shows the lower body of Dan Heng and A Ren, both of them are only wearing a pair of red shorts.
One has the word Just written on it, which means just.
The other one says Friends, which means friends.
Put it together and it means we are just friends.
Voiceover: "The best friend underwear is woven from Kafka's super stretchy thread, and from now on, I promise that no one will misunderstand you anymore."
Putting aside the question of whether it is a misunderstanding or not, is it really okay to go out on the street wearing only a pair of shorts?
[Silver Wolf: Hey, Aren is getting more and more perverted →_→]
[Blade: Be careful or I'll smash your game console (▼皿▼#)! ]
[Pam: Dear passenger, you are not allowed to wear this on the train. Pam0...]
[Dan Heng: I wouldn’t wear it like thisヽ(#`Д′)ノ! ]
[March 7: Wow, this is the first time I see Dan Heng have such a big reactionΣ(????)?! ]
[Jing Yuan: Looks like I escaped a disaster?]
[Yanqing: I was so scared (T▽T)]
[Himeko: A coffee shop. If I hadn’t found the Star Train, I would have opened a coffee shop in my hometown.]
[Star: Sister Himeko's cafe...]
[Walter: Unimaginable.]
[Heita: I won’t let such a weird person test the simulated universe. It will make my simulated universe become weird.]
[Alan: Who would have thought that Mr. Danheng, hey.]
.....
Back to the video:
Amid the cheerful music, A Ren and Dan Heng let themselves go, walking hand in hand through the streets, alleys, squares and gardens.
Narration: "Put it on and charm all the little girls."
Shiluwa, Sanyueqi, and Luosha passed by, and when they saw Aren and Danheng, they turned back and couldn't take their eyes off them for a long time.
In front of the coffee shop, Ji Zi also looked at the two of them with a smile on her face.
Dan Heng was riding a small electric scooter carrying A Ren. The small electric scooter was shaking as it started, and the two of them made very philosophical sounds.
In the coffee shop, Sangbo saw A Ren and Dan Heng, and wanted to come over with a smirk to say hello: "Hey, how are you two?"
When he saw the words on their pants, Sambo immediately looked panicked: "Oh my God, oh my God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Watching Sangbo leave in panic, A Ren and Dan Heng clinked their glasses with great pride.
Narration: "Good Friend Underwear is available in all sizes to show off your charming buttocks."
In Heita's office, Heita looked at the two people playing recklessly, and smiled meaningfully at the words on their pants.
Voiceover: "If you are still misunderstood by 0.7, you can also pair it with our NotGay vest for better consumption."
In a bar, A Ren and Dan Heng, who were drinking at the counter, were both wearing white vests.
One says Not and the other says Gay.
A Ren's cell phone suddenly rang.
"I'm going to take a call."
As soon as A Ren left, Jing Yuan and Yan Qing immediately came to Dan Heng's side.
Because it says Gay on his vest.
Narration: "Good friend underwear, a must-have for your home and travel."
A Ren and Dan Heng happily visited every corner of the city.
A Ren: "We won't go out now, and we're considered a couple."
Danheng: "We are just ordinary friends."
Dan Heng shyly punched A Ren, then A Ren forcefully pulled Dan Heng into his arms and gave him a blow to demonstrate his dominance.
The two of them laughed and played, continuing to travel around the world without restraint.
(The game has been updated, but given my physical condition and typing speed, I can only play it after I finish typing at night. I hope the fox is okay, otherwise I won’t be able to sleep tonight.).
Chapter 127: Night City, the starting point of Chen Mo's story
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