Tomb Raider: I, at the beginning, took Fatty Lao Hu as my younger brother

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Zhou Xun looked at Lao Hu, who didn't give up the education course even when the fat man fainted.

It’s also awesome.

Shirley Yang said: "I read some information before coming here. There is a kind of tongue poison in the ancient Dian Kingdom that can bewitch people's minds and control their vocal cords. This fat guy is probably infected with this tongue poison."

"Okay, I'll wake this fat guy up! Don't delay our search for the Zhuchen Pearl any further."

As Lao Hu said this, he walked up to the fat man and raised his hand to slap him in the face.

Zhou Xun thought to himself: They are really brothers. They are so eager to slap me in the face.

Zhou Xun said quickly: "Hey, stop hitting her face. It's not pretty to begin with. How can I get married if it gets damaged?"

Old Hu paused.

It's true. Don't let it affect the rest of your life.

But getting slapped a dozen times shouldn't hurt your face, right?

Seeing that Lao Hu seemed a little reluctant to let him go, Zhou Xun could only sigh that the fat man had made the wrong friends.

Lao Hu and Fatty just like to trick each other.

You cheat me once, I cheat you once, once for each of us.

Zhou Xun took out a pot of water from his backpack and poured it directly on the fat man's face.

"Cough! Cough!"

The fat man coughed twice and slowly woke up.

He glanced at Zhou Xun, then at the sullen-looking Old Hu, and then at the smiling Shirley Yang.

He immediately started pretending to be dizzy.

Although he couldn't control his body, he still remembered what happened.

Having caused such a big disaster, I can only pretend to be dead now.

Zhou Xun saw that the fat man was pretending to be dead.

He deliberately said: "Old Hu, it seems that my way of waking you up is useless. I am out of water. How about you use your big mouth to talk?"

"Got it!"

"The traditional method of slapping someone in the face is still the best way to go!"

As he said this, he grabbed the fat man by the collar, raised his hand high and was ready to hit him.

The fat man quickly raised his hand and said, "I'm awake!"

"Really woke up!"

"Ah!!! My neck hurts a little bit, Master Zhou, you are too gentle!"

The fat man whispered, holding the back of his neck.

Old Hu was shocked to see that the fat guy still had the nerve to bring up this matter.

He slapped the fat man on the back of his head and asked, "I tell you, if you confess, you will be treated leniently, but if you resist, you will be treated severely. Tell me the truth, where did that thing come from?"

Of course, the three of them knew that this came from the puppet. Lao Hu said this just to give Fatty a chance to explain.

"what?"

The fat man looked around and asked.

Shirley Yang smiled and waved the ancient jade in front of the fat man.

The fat man knew something was wrong when he looked at the ancient jade.

He blinked and said innocently, "I don't know!".

Chapter 181: Education in Turn

When Old Hu saw this, he thought, you are quite stubborn.

He laughed and said, "This guy is still not fully awake. I'd better use the traditional method to heal him first!"

As he said this, he pretended to start a fight.

"No no no, no no!"

"I remembered it again."

The fat man surrendered quickly.

He looked at the three people staring at him.

Well, I can’t afford to offend any of them.

Otherwise, others might be Marshal Zhou, Commander Hu, or Chief of Staff Yang.

He is just a soldier.

"Well, I went up there to burn the puppet. I told you, I really went through a lot of hardships to climb up there. The puppet was really scary when it was close to me. I was scared!"

"But at that time, my mind went wild. Guess who I thought of?"

The fat man looked at the three of them one by one and said, "I thought about you. If something really happened to me, who would protect you? Well, I thought again, I'm just facing a broken puppet, what's there to be afraid of!"

Lao Hu said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense to me, just get to the point!"

Zhou Xun and Shirley Yang smiled.

The fat guy is really cowardly now!

Yeah, that’s what happens to every kid after they get into trouble.

This is only the case inside the tomb. If it were outside, the fat man could clean Zhou Xun's palace inside and out by himself in order to protect himself.

The fat man looked at Lao Hu and whispered, "When it was over, I made up my mind and closed my eyes. I got the puppet up, and then I saw something in its mouth. I took it out, smelled it, and found no smell. I licked it out of curiosity."

"Oh, you know what. After I licked it, I realized that this thing is definitely an ancient jade. It's a good thing. I put it away after I was done."

"Then I felt my tongue itching all the time, and I couldn't control myself anymore."

The fat guy was very straightforward this time and gave up everything!

Shirley Yang said: "It seems that this ancient jade is indeed poisoned by a tongue."

Old Hu looked at the disappointing Fatty and taught him, "Fatty, you deserve it. I've told you so many times that if you try to make a small profit, you'll suffer a big loss. This time, let someone take care of you. I'll make you take everything back like garbage!"

The fat man looked at the angry Lao Hu.

It was also very embarrassing at this time. After all, the trouble was so serious that it felt like there was no way to end it.

Zhou Xun also said angrily: "Look, what did you like? Didn't I move it back for you? Ah? Do you know what makes me most angry?"

"I knew you had a problem from the beginning. Why didn't I help you solve it in the Heavenly Palace? I just wanted to teach you a lesson. You are so brave. You dare to lick the things in the ancient tomb???"

"I'll lick it this time!"

Now the fat man felt even more embarrassed.

There will be a mixed doubles session later!

No, there will be a mixed three-on-one match later!

The fat man thought it would be better for him to be honest.

The fat man smiled and said to Lao Hu: "August 1st!"

Then he smiled and called out to Zhou Xun and Shirley Yang, "Master Zhou, Chief of Staff Yang!"

"cough!"

"I really know I was wrong this time. I will definitely change my ways and start a new life!"

The fat man looked at the three people with disbelief.

He was also anxious, and quickly raised his hand and swore: "Hey, I promise to God that I will get whatever I want in the future, hey, then I will..."

"Just give up! If you can change your bad habit, I will write the characters backwards!"

Old Hu pointed at the fat man.

"Yes, really?"

The fat guy desperately asked for confirmation.

"Master Zhou, Staff Officer Yang, I think some people just don't learn their lessons. When we get back to Kyoto, I'll gather everyone to hold a struggle meeting against him!"

Lao Hu said.

"No, no, no!"

The fat man still wanted to save his face, so he spoke quickly.

Old Hu ignored him and continued, "I'll call these guys, Big Gold Tooth, Yingzi, Blind Chen, and Mr. Qiao, and give you a good political lesson!"

The fat man came to Lao Hu and advised him, "No, no, no, Lao Hu, we are just joking, don't kill anyone. We can't tell anyone about this. If Da Jin Ya knows about it, then everyone in Kyoto will know about it, right?"

"How am I going to survive in the antique business in this way? Don't you think so?"

The fat man began his journey of compromise.

Zhou Xun said: "々｀ Fatty, it's okay for you to take things, the key is whether you can tell which ones have mechanisms and which ones are poisonous. This is a lesson for you, be more careful in the future. I really don't understand why you dare to lick them."

The fat man whispered, "I can't figure it out now!"

"I really know I was wrong, really, really, please have mercy on me, the three of you, please let me go. I really know I was wrong, please let me go!"

The fat guy is really scared. When will this educational course end?

Oh my god! At this time, the fat man finally understood what it meant to live a day like a year.

Zhou Xun took a look and thought that it was almost done, as the four of them still had serious things to do.

"Okay, I'll let you go this time!"

As he said this, he put away the fat man's black and gold engineer shovel.

The fat man saw that Zhou Xun had put away his magic weapon.

I got anxious on the spot.

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I had a great time using this black gold engineer shovel today.

"Grandpa Zhou, Grandpa Zhou, I really know I was wrong, can you please give me the engineer shovel back?"

The fat man looked at Zhou Xundao pitifully.

"What?"

Zhou Xun pretended not to understand and looked at the fat man.

The fat guy is so smart, he knows that Zhou Xun did it on purpose.

She came directly to Shirley Yang and cried, "Chief of Staff Yang, I really know I was wrong. Please ask Master Zhou to return the engineer shovel to me. I don't want the ancient jade anymore, okay?"

Shirley Yang smiled and said, "You came here to ask for the ancient jade. Here, I'll give it back to you!"

Fatty: ...

The fat man came to Lao Hu again and begged: "Lao Hu, Uncle Hu, please help me talk! I really know I was wrong, I will never lick anything again!"

Chapter 182: Heavenly Gate Under the Underground Palace

Zhou Xun saw that the fat man was really anxious.

No more teasing him.

"Take it, take it!"

Zhou Xun threw the black gold engineering shovel at the fat man.

The fat man quickly took it and wiped it carefully.

Then he put it away carefully.

"Master Zhou, Chief of Staff Yang, come and take a look!"

Lao Hu squatted by the wall and shouted.