Tomb Raider: I, at the beginning, took Fatty Lao Hu as my younger brother

Everyone started to set off.

First I took the train and then took a minibus.

The group traveled for several days.

Zhou Xun was sitting in the minibus. Although the bus was shaking violently, it did not affect his view of the scenery outside the window at all.

The Loess Plateau also has a unique flavor.

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"

The fat man couldn't stand the violent shaking and couldn't help but lie outside the window and vomit.

"Good fellow, how's it going Fatty!"

Big Gold Teeth sat next to the fat man, fanning himself and patting him.

The fat man felt very uncomfortable, and he looked at Old Hu who was resting with his eyes closed and complained: "Hey, he's really good, I'm in such a state, but he can still sleep."

Zhou Xun was speechless and said, "Fatty, you have been practicing martial arts for more than half a year, why is your physical fitness still so poor!"

The fat man said helplessly: "Old Zhou, motion sickness has nothing to do with physical fitness. In this situation, the Monkey King would get motion sick too!"

This sentence made Zhou Xun laugh: "Then am I more awesome than the Monkey King?"

"That is required!"

The fat man gave a thumbs up.

Big Gold Teeth was speechless when he looked at the fat man who was carsick.

If we go out, who will take care of whom?

"Oh!"

Suddenly, the minibus shook violently!

The people in the car suddenly bumped into each other.

He started to curse day by day.

"How do you drive this car?"

"How do you drive?"

"Can you drive!"

Everyone got out of the car.

Looking at the front of the car still smoking in the pit, someone asked, "What's going on?"

The driver looked at the front of the car and said embarrassedly: "The cylinder has exploded again. I'm sorry, everyone. The car is broken and can't move."

"broken?"

The fat man asked, "What should we do, Lao Hu? We can't stay here!"

There is nothing Old Hu can do.

I could only ask Li Chunlai: "Brother Lai, is there any other way to get to your place?"

Li Chunlai immediately waved to everyone and ran to the side, pointing to the Yellow River below the mountain and suggested: "How about we take the water route? I'm just worried that there won't be any boats now. Is this okay?"

Several people looked at each other.

Zhou Xun said: "Let's go by water!"

"Hey!"

"Go! Go!"

Li Chunlai began to lead the way.

Everyone follows.

The five people walked for two hours and finally reached a shore.

But it was still empty.

Li Chunlai said in confusion: "There is no boat!"

"Brother, there's no village or shop here. If there's no boat, should we stay on the shore tonight?"

The fat man walked for two hours under the scorching sun and said unhappily.

Although I don’t feel hot wearing the Red Dragon Suit, I am tired!

"Don't panic, we'll be here in a while."

Li Chunlai also became unhappy.

Old Hu looked at the empty waterway and complained, "Where is it?"

"How about we go back and see if the car is fixed and the tongue is fixed?"

Big Gold Teeth made an immature suggestion.

The fat man said directly: "If you want to go back, go back. We have been walking for two hours!"

Lao Hu said speechlessly: "No, when will the ship come?"

"Don't panic yet, it's a good time to take a break and wait for the boat!"

Zhou Xundao.

As he said this, he took out a pot of water and started drinking.

The fat man smiled and said, "Old Hu, since we are already at the Yellow River, why don't you sing the Xintianyou Opera! Haha."

It’s okay anyway, I’m waiting for the boat.

Lao Hu said in the local dialect: "What do you know, kid? You can't sing sad songs if you don't do anything else. Let me teach you a whole Qinqiang opera!"

Chapter 79: Lao Hu's New Skill: Qinqiang

"Hey! You can sing Qinqiang now."

Big Gold Teeth smiled.

The fat man was also standing by, laughing and waiting to watch the show.

"Shout, tie up the tent, tie up the tent, outside..."

Zhou Xun was speechless after hearing the unbearable voice.

Who gave you the courage?

The fat man and the big gold tooth just laughed.

Li Chunlai suddenly saw a boat in the distance and said excitedly: "Hey! Qinqiang is singing the boat! Qinqiang is singing the boat!"

When everyone saw it, it was true.

He shouted excitedly: "Hey, here it is!"

"Captain, here it is!"

"Fellow countryman, hey, here it is!"

"I'll take your boat, Master!"

Old Hu shouted.

The boat captain below responded: "No, the water is rising, we can't stop!"

Lao Hu's IQ suddenly came online. He touched the fat man with his arm and said, "Fatty, take the money, take the money!"

The fat man quickly took out money from his pocket and shouted, "A big unity!"

As he said this, he raised the money up and shook it!

I only heard the boat boss below respond: "Oh no, no!"

"More money, Fatty, more money!"

The fat man quickly took out another big unity and shouted, "Two big unity!"

Lao Hu also shouted: "Two great unity!"

At that time, two big unity cards were equivalent to a person's monthly salary.

It's like in the 21st century, you are waiting for a boat and you have paid three or four thousand dollars.

"Okay, wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

The captain of the boat below immediately agreed.

Sometimes, it may not be that the method is used incorrectly, but that the money is not paid enough, so you have to pay more!

Li Chunlai said in surprise: "Hey, here it comes!"

Only then did they feel relieved.

If you don't agree, you will either have to pay more or sleep on the streets.

Wait until the captain reaches the shore.

The five people boarded the captain's small boat.

After the captain and other ship's direction of travel are determined.

Then he took out a few small stools from the cabin.

He smiled and said, "Give it to me, give it to me!"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Zhou Xun, Fatty and Big Gold Teeth took the small stool and hurriedly expressed their gratitude.

The boat captain sighed, "Oh, I'm not trying to extort money from you. It's raining too hard these days. The water level of the Yellow River has risen sharply and there's a flood. In this kind of weather, the most frightening thing is that the river god will be angry. I'm risking my life to give you a ride."

After Lao Hu found a place to sit down, he said with a smile: "Brother, where did the river god come from? This is pure feudal superstition."

Although Lao Hu experienced ghosts, rice dumplings and other things along the way.

But what is the river god?

The river god is a deity.

Even if you beat Fatty Lao Hu to death, I wouldn't believe it.

The captain took a look.

He hurriedly explained, "I'm not making this up. I'm telling you, one year, the water came in quickly and receded quickly, and a very large fish skeleton was washed ashore. We boatmen believed that this fish was the incarnation of the river god, and we even gave it a name, Iron-Headed Dragon King."

Except for Zhou Xun, everyone just laughed it off.

Even a local named Li Chunlai ran by and urinated into the Yellow River.

At this time, Zhou Xun had reason to suspect that in the original book, the Iron-Headed Dragon King came out for revenge because Li Chunlai urinated into the Yellow River.

"We couldn't just do anything with the Iron-Headed Dragon King, so we wanted to use its bones to build a temple, but the villagers couldn't afford it. It just so happened that."

"At this time, a foreign businessman came and after hearing about this, he offered to pay for the construction of this temple to bless this place with good weather and good harvests."

As the captain spoke more and more truthfully, everyone became interested and listened carefully.

The fat man asked in confusion: "Using fish bones to build a temple? This sounds strange!"

The fat man could understand using wood, stone or even gold to build a temple, but it was different with fish bones.

What a big fish this is!

Big Gold Teeth laughed and took over the conversation, saying, "Hey, this isn't a rare thing. This fish bone temple has also appeared in Tianjin's territory. Is it that fish bones are used as beams and fish heads are used as temple doors to worship the Dragon King?"

Big Gold Teeth asked the second half of the sentence to the captain.

The captain didn't expect that there was such a fish bone temple in other places.

He nodded quickly and said, "Hey, yes, there is also Tianjin? I haven't heard of that, but it's similar to what you said. This foreign businessman said that he often has to go to the sea and cross the river, so he has to take a boat and wade through the water, so he paid for the construction of this temple!"

Old Hu listened with great interest and also thought that the Fishbone Temple was magical.

So he asked the captain, "Is this fish bone temple still there?"

The captain said: “Yes!”

After Li Chunlai finished peeing, he stood near the captain and listened.