Tomb Raider: I, at the beginning, took Fatty Lao Hu as my younger brother

The brothers gathered together and sat on the stone benches beside the stone table to drink tea.

The brothers just came over, and Zhou Xun poured a glass of Dahongpao for each of them.

"Hey, Master Zhou, your palace is becoming more and more exquisite. Now even inside the palace you can see the beautiful scenery outside."

"Your palace is truly a different world!"

Big Gold Tooth looked at the peach blossoms in the backyard in amazement. With the addition of the falling snowflakes, he immediately felt that there was a special artistic conception and gave a thumbs up to praise it.

"Mr. Jin, you are wrong!"

Big Gold Teeth looked at Fatty in confusion, and Fatty said proudly: "The beauty of this treasure land of Master Zhou cannot be seen from outside!"

Hearing what Fatty said, Big Gold Teeth immediately thought it made sense and laughed, "Fat Master, you are right, the peach blossoms outside don't bloom in winter!"

"This beautiful scenery can only be seen in Master Zhou's treasured land!"

"Come on, the two of you stop flattering me. If you keep talking, my yard will become a fairyland!"

Hearing the endless praise from Big Gold Teeth and Fatty, Zhou Xun shook his head helplessly.

Although what they both said is true!

"Master Jin, Master Hu, Senior Brother, Chief of Staff Yang, Yingzi, did you see that our Master Zhou is a low-key person!"

"If it were someone else who had this view at home, they would have sold tickets long ago!"

When the fat man said this, his eyes were rolling around mumbling something, and he had other thoughts in his mind.

"Come on, you're talking about someone else, right? You're talking about yourself!" Old Hu rolled his eyes at the fat man.

"Hey!"

"Old Hu, let me tell you, stop looking down on others. Is Fatty that kind of person?"

"I think you must have some misunderstanding about me!"

The fat man patted his chest and said righteously.

"Pfft!"

After hearing what the fat man said, Shirley Yang burst out laughing.

Everyone turned to look at Shirley Yang.

???

The fat guy was even more confused, looking at Shirley Yang in bewilderment, "Sister, what did I say to make you laugh like this?"

Do you have any misunderstanding about me???

"No, what do you mean, Chief of Staff Yang?" the fat man couldn't help but ask.

"No, nothing, I just remembered something!"

"Fatty, have you forgotten that when you were in Zhalongzhai, you planned to move Zhalongzhai to Kyoto and sell tickets?"

Shirley Yang finished laughing and asked the fat man.

"Yes, I remembered it too!" Old Hu looked at the fat man and nodded.

"I remember that, that's what happened. At that time, they told me how much a ticket would cost. I remember it was about fifty cents!" Zhou Xun took a sip of tea calmly and added.

Fatty: ......

"That's right, that's right, it's fifty cents. Fatty, do you remember what you said at that time? The ticket price is fifty cents for one person, five dollars for ten people, and five thousand for a hundred people. Hahahahahahahahaha......"

You can’t even think about it. When Lao Hu thought about it, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

At this point, the fat man remembered that he had indeed said those words, and he was immediately embarrassed. He had just patted his chest and said those words, but who could have expected that he would be slapped in the face the very next moment.

Seeing that Lao Hu was almost crying from laughing, the fat man curled his lips and said, "Please hold back and don't die of laughter!"

Chapter 752: Notes of the Grave Robber

"Fatty, your math is really this!"

Big Gold Teeth smiled and raised a thumb in front of the fat man.

Who is the fat guy? In terms of the thickness of his skin, he is absolutely invincible. He immediately raised his head and said proudly: "That's right, Fatty's math is........."

Before the fat man finished speaking, Shirley Yang said, "I know, your math was taught by your physical education teacher!"

???

The fat man couldn't help but twitch his lips and looked at Shirley Yang like a devil.

"You said it yourself!" Seeing the fat man looking at her like that, Shirley Yang added again!

Fatty: ......

Killer! ! !

The brothers did not continue to laugh, because didn’t they see that the fat guy was lying on the table, unable to lift his head?

At this moment, I am afraid I even want to leave.

"Alright, stop making trouble, Lao Zhou, why is the Feng Shui formation here different from ours? They are both Feng Shui formations, but the difference is too big."

Old Hu looked at the scenery in the backyard of the palace that violated the laws of nature, and then compared it with his own courtyard house, and he was very puzzled.

You know, Zhou Xun had taught him and Zhang Yingchen this kind of Feng Shui formation. After obtaining the Feng Shui formation, Lao Hu studied it seriously.

"Yes, it's so different, Master Zhou, please make me a set of your Feng Shui formation!"

When the fat guy found that they were talking about Feng Shui, he didn't care about being embarrassed or awkward anymore. He looked up at Zhou Xun and started to act coquettishly.

Faced with his brother's sudden behavior of acting like a spoiled child, Zhou Xun did not feel disgusted or uncomfortable. He was used to it anyway, especially towards fat guys.

Although fat people are sometimes very smart and quick-witted, they are sometimes just like children, especially when it comes to their own people, then they immediately become naughty children.

Zhou Xun smiled helplessly: "I have no other choice. To set up a Feng Shui formation of my level, I need very rare spiritual jade as the center of the formation."

"I don't have any more Lingyu now."

"Except for the center of the formation, the other jade stones used to set up the formation are the same as yours."

"Oh, so that's it!" Upon hearing this, the fat man immediately became depressed again.

"Where can I find the spiritual jade?" Seeing that Zhou Xun didn't have the materials, Old Hu went straight to the source.

This question made Zhou Xun even more helpless: "Let me tell you this, I have been looking for spiritual jade for twenty years, but I haven't found a single piece."

"Because spiritual jade is very difficult to form, and, throughout the history of more than 5,000 years, I estimate that only a few pieces have been found!"

"It's so rare!" Old Hu didn't expect that spiritual jade would be so rare.

Then I thought about it and understood it. Just look at the situation in the palace and you will know that the same Feng Shui formation has a drastic change in effect just because of the addition of a piece of spiritual jade.

Look at the peach blossoms all over the backyard, which violates the laws of nature. It can be seen how extraordinary and rare they are!

Moreover, their courtyard also has a feng shui formation. Although the changes are not as great as those in Zhou Xun Palace, the current air quality is comparable to the fresh air in the deep mountains and forests.

........................................

Didn't think about it any further.

The brothers continued to drink tea, eat melon seeds and chat.

After chatting for a while.

Yingzi said to everyone, "Please tell me and Brother Jin about your experience this time. We don't know yet. You have been out for so long this time. Did you encounter any danger?"

Da Jin Ya put down his teacup and said, "Yes, tell us about it!"

"I'll come, I'll come, I'll come!"

"Look at what Fatty is telling you. I tell you, this time, many people died."

The fat man recommended himself, boasted, and told stories, which he particularly liked.

"Let me tell you two, this time, it really wasn't a wasted trip. Do you know where we went this time?"

"Have you ever seen a bronze door a hundred meters high, hundreds of meters underground?"

The fat man controlled his tone and spoke slowly, as if he was telling a ghost story.

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When Yingzi and Da Jinya heard what the fat man said was so strange, they immediately started shaking their heads.

"It all started from the Changbai Inn at the foot of Changbai Mountain. All the weirdness started from here..."

In this way, the fat man vividly narrated his adapted version of this experience for more than an hour.

There was no time to even have a sip of tea.

Not only Yingzi and Da Jinya, but also Lao Hu, Zhang Yingchen, Shirley Yang and Zhou Xun who had experienced it all listened with great interest.

Although the story is a bit exaggerated and the fat man has added a lot of roles to himself, it must be said that the story is told very successfully.

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“Pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah!”

After a round of applause.

The fat man stood up very proudly, obviously enjoying the applause from the crowd.

Zhou Xun replaced the fat man with a cup of hot tea and praised him, "You know what, Fatty, you really have a talent for storytelling, and you tell a really good story!"

"Of course, I'm Fatty, a multi-talented Fatty!" The fat man finished the tea in one gulp, feeling very proud.

suddenly!

The fat man suddenly had an idea: "Hey, what do you think, if I write a book about tomb robbing? It will definitely be a big seller, right? I've even thought of a name, it's called Notes of the Grave Robber!!!"

Zhou Xun: ......

You are such a little genius and you really don't waste your talent!

"Okay, okay. I think Fatty, you can write a book. I'm sure a lot of people would like to read it." Yingzi smiled and began to applaud in support.

"Don't talk nonsense. The higher-ups gave us face and didn't cause us any trouble, but you want to make your evidence public. Come on, tell me, what's wrong with you?"

Zhou Xun rolled his eyes at the fat man. He really did what he wanted.

It seems that the novels Blowing Out the Light and Dao Pen do not exist in this world, but you have to make up for them!

The fat man thought about it and realized that it was true. He said aggrievedly, "Well, God is jealous of talents!"

Chapter 753: Changsheng Zhang Family

"Unlucky kid!" Old Hu reached out and gently hit the fat man on the head, giving him a lecture.

"Master Zhou, what is inside that bronze door? It can't be the secret of immortality. I think that bronze door is not simple and has existed for quite some time."

"Especially in ancient times, human power and technology could not accomplish a miracle like building a bronze door!"

Zhang Yingchen asked Zhou Xun.

Hearing Zhang Yingchen's question, everyone immediately turned their eyes to Zhou Xun.

Regarding this question, not only Lao Hu, Fatty, Shirley Yang, and Zhang Yingchen who had experienced it together, but also Yingzi and Da Jin Ya who had just heard the story were very curious.

"This bronze door was indeed built by manpower..."

Seeing that everyone was so curious and that all those present were his own people, Zhou Xun did not change the subject this time. Instead, he explained the whole cause and effect to his brothers.

Even the situation inside the bronze door was told without reservation.

More than half an hour later.

After listening to Zhou Xun's narration, everyone's eyes widened.

They really didn't expect that this was actually related to the secret of immortality.

Moreover, I never expected that my brother and the Zhang family in the Old Nine Gates actually had such a heritage.

It turns out that there really is a way to live forever in this world!!!

"No, no, it turns out that big insect-like man is really the King of Slaves!" said the fat man in shock.

Although Zhou Xun had said before that the "monster" was the King of Ten Thousand Slaves, the fat man had never really linked that thing with a human.

(The reason why Wan Nu Wang became the "Monster" Wan Nu Wang was because he captured the Zhang family and forced them to do so!)

"It seems that this method of longevity for the coexistence of humans and animals has failed. Without intelligence, humans are nothing more than beasts even if they can live for 10,000 years."