The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"That's not the case. After all, the area where you live is not under my jurisdiction, and we have been classmates for many years. Although we don't keep in touch often, I won't arrest you just because the victim didn't report the case or you didn't do anything heinous like pickpocketing or robbery, right?! And I believe you are not the kind of person who would take the initiative to harm a little girl. Even if you did, it would probably be passive or under some special circumstances. And with your character, you will definitely take responsibility for others after doing something wrong!"

"...Thank you so much for your trust, Lao Wu."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. You usually don't call people unless there's something wrong. Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Well... I do have something I want to trouble you with right now, but it's hard to explain over the phone. Are you free tonight? I'll buy you a drink, and then we can talk about what I want you to do for me."

"Drinking? At a roadside stall again?"

"Nonsense, we have known each other for so many years, do you still want me to invite you to the hotel for some formality?"

"You don't need a hotel, but you have to find a bar! You have to know that you are asking me to do something for you now!"

"...Okay, then let's go to the Red Leaf Bar in Huannan tonight. I'll call you when you get off work."

After agreeing on the location with Lao Wu, Chen Zixuan put his phone back into his pocket.

Then he rode his electric scooter towards home.

However, just as he parked his car downstairs in the high-end residential area where he lived, took the elevator to the 13th floor where he lived and opened the door!

"I am back!"

Wow~~~

A basin of water mixed with blood, which was obviously used to wash some part of the human body, was poured down from the door onto Chen Zixuan's head!

Chen Zixuan, who had just opened the door with the key, was so cold that he felt very excited.

And there is a faint smell of Fu Yan Jie in this water~

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Chapter 21: Two People with No Understanding

Wow~~~

A basin of water with the smell of Fuyangjie was poured on Chen Zixuan's head.

Chen Zixuan, who was inexplicably splashed with the basin of slightly bright red Fu Yanjie, was immediately stunned after feeling chilled to the bone.

Then, endless anger slowly appeared on his face which had been dazed for a moment!

Come to think of it, it makes sense. No matter who it is, if they return home for no reason and open the door, they will be splashed with dirty water used to wash some indescribable parts of the human body by the woman in their home. Logically, they will be angry!

Of course, some perverts who get so excited that they become erectile dysfunction when a woman throws a basin of foot washing water on them are not included in this list!

"Did your head get caught in the door?! I just got home and you're already throwing dirty water at me. What do you think? Even if I tricked you into eating that Sichuan hotpot yesterday and you got really pissed, you're throwing dirty water at me today. Isn't that too much?"

Chen Zixuan came to his senses and yelled at Miss Heizi who was holding a basin in her hand inside the door.

But who would have thought that facing Chen Zixuan, who was full of anger and looked like he wanted to hit someone, the fair little face of Miss Heizi opposite seemed even more angry at this moment!

Like a petite female Tyrannosaurus!

"You are a bastard man who deserves to be beheaded! Heizi hasn't even settled the score with you yet and you're already angry?! Okay! In that case! Heizi, I won't waste any more time talking to a bastard like you who deserves to be beheaded!"

As she spoke, anger was written all over her face, and Miss Heizi, whose complexion was still a little pale, immediately turned around and decisively entered the kitchen before Chen Zixuan had time to continue arguing with her!

After seeing Miss Heizi carrying her washbasin into the kitchen, Chen Zixuan, who was still outside the door, immediately chased into the house. Looking at his red face and gnashing teeth, it seemed that he wanted to have a fight with Miss Heizi, who was also furious, regardless of their age difference!

But who would have thought that just as he entered the door, the angry Chen Zixuan rushed to the kitchen door of his own house where Heizi had entered in two steps!

A white light suddenly appeared in front of him without any warning!

Groan! Bang!

In order to avoid the white light that suddenly flew out from the kitchen, Chen Zixuan, who was also frightened by the white light that suddenly attacked him, lost his balance and fell straight to the ground.

And when he fell to the ground and subconsciously looked up and behind him along the trajectory of the white light, and saw the white light that was now embedded in the plywood of the wooden shoe cabinet behind him, a chill rising from the soles of his feet immediately hit his head!

It turns out that what flew over just now was not a white light at all! It was clearly a kitchen knife in his house!

If he hadn't been frightened and fallen just now, this kitchen knife would probably not be embedded in the plywood of the shoe cabinet behind him!

"You! You! How can you be so vicious, woman! Have I done anything wrong? Why do you want to kill me? "

Chen Zixuan, who had been successfully frightened by the Flying Dagger of Xiao Li that flew out of the kitchen, no longer had the angry look on his face. Instead, he had a look of fear as if he had survived a calamity.

He turned around and looked at the kitchen again, and saw Heizi holding a kitchen knife in his hand! He widened his eyes in disbelief and asked loudly with a tone full of fear.

As for the latter? He probably felt that the knife he threw at Chen Zixuan was inappropriate, so after hearing Chen Zixuan's question, he immediately chopped the second knife in his hand onto the cutting board in Chen Zixuan's kitchen!

Then he took out a small bottle and threw it hard at Chen Zixuan who was sitting on the ground in front of him!

"Kuroko is vicious?! It was you, a bastard, who first attempted to murder Kuroko! And you still say you did nothing wrong! Now Kuroko wants to ask you, the damn bastard! What was in this small bottle? "

"Small bottle?!" Chen Zixuan was stunned again when she heard Heizi say that he intended to murder her. Then she stretched out a hand to pick up the small glass bottle that Heizi threw to her and took a closer look!

"This...this...isn't this the [Wind Oil] I bought at home to wipe the bumps caused by mosquito bites?! How...you are not using it as the gynecological medicine I bought for you?!"

Halfway through the conversation, Chen Zixuan immediately understood why Miss Heizi was so angry that she threw a knife at him. It turned out that Miss Heizi had taken the wrong medicine and thought that he, Chen Zixuan, was deliberately making trouble for her? !

Chen Zixuan has heard about the consequences of rubbing this thing on the private parts of the human body!

This is such a huge misunderstanding!

"If Heizi hadn't felt that this thing needed to be mixed with a lot of water before it could be used, Heizi might have been lying in the emergency room of the hospital now! He even wrote something about it being in a green bottle! If this isn't premeditated murder, what is this?"

"Um... this... are you okay?!" At this moment, knowing that this was a misunderstanding, Chen Zixuan's face was no longer angry. He was just concerned about the girl in front of him!

However, the concern he suddenly showed was not appreciated by a certain angry Miss Heizi.

"Humph! Thanks to you, you bastard! Heizi, who later discovered something was wrong, quickly ran out of the toilet and found the gynecological medicine in the medicine cabinet! Otherwise, we would really meet in the hospital ambulance now!"

"Um...this...is that so...well...I'm glad you're okay..." After hearing Miss Heizi say that she had found the gynecological medicine he bought for her in the morning and cleaned it up in time, Chen Zixuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, Chen Zixuan, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, immediately showed a very innocent look on his face.

"Um... Miss Shirai, you... you can't blame me for this! I only bought the medicine for you out of kindness, but you didn't read the instructions on the bottle carefully when you took it, so you took the wrong one. If you had read it carefully, this wouldn't have happened! You can only blame yourself for being careless~"

"Shut up, idiot! You left the green bottle on the note yourself! Heizi only took the wrong one because he followed the note you wrote, an idiot! And the worst part is, after you bought the medicine, why didn't you put it on the coffee table but tore off the outer packaging and put it in the medicine box?! And put it together with this bottle of irritant medicine that you tore off the label on? So in the final analysis! Even if you didn't put this bottle of medicine in the medicine box on purpose to harm Heizi! Then it was a mistake made by you, an idiot!"

Well~ Meeting such a good-speaking girl, Chen Zixuan, who was in the wrong, was like a scholar meeting a soldier and couldn't explain himself~

However, although most of his right to interpret and speak had been blocked by Miss Heizi in front of him, Chen Zixuan still believed that Miss Heizi herself was also partly responsible for the incident in which Heizi used the wrong method and almost put his life in danger.

"There was such a big bottle of Fuyangjie right there, yet you still picked the smaller one... You were obviously also at fault... Besides, the bottle of gynecological medicine I bought for you was clearly green~"

Chen Zixuan, who was sitting on the ground, was complaining to Heizi, who had an angry look on his face, while starting to get up.

After hearing Chen Zixuan's complaints, Miss Heizi in the kitchen immediately threw away the wash basin in her hand that could no longer be used to wash Chen Zixuan's face. Then, she walked around Chen Zixuan with an angry look, walked out of the kitchen and came to the coffee table in the living room.

Then she picked up the bottle of Fuyangjie on the coffee table, turned around and went back. In two steps, she came to Chen Zixuan who had stood up. She stood on tiptoe and smeared the whole bottle of Fuyangjie in her hand directly on the left side of Chen Zixuan's face. Then she stretched out her other hand and pointed the index finger of the white bottle body other than the green label on the bottle, and questioned Chen Zixuan fiercely.

"Do you have the guts to tell Heizi that this bottle is green again?!"

"..."

Well, this time Chen Zixuan finally understood. It turns out that the green color of the "green bottle" he referred to included the green label on the bottle, while the "green bottle" understood by Miss Heizi who used the wrong medicine did not include the green label on the bottle...

Judging from this incident, the two still need a long time to cultivate and develop their tacit understanding and cooperation...

In every sense~

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Chapter 22 Am I being touched by cuteness? !

After this misunderstanding about the [medicinal lotion], the two began a one-sided cold war~

As for the cold butt, it must be Miss Heizi who was an unexpected victim. As for the hot face?

Well... that's needless to say~

"Um... Miss Shirai?"

"..." (Turning head)

"Shirai... Shirai sister?"

"..." (Turning head)

"Ancestor?"

"Just tell me what you want to say! Then get out of here! Stop buzzing around Kuroko like a fly and annoying him, okay?!"

In the end, Miss Heizi, who wanted to start a cold war with Chen Zixuan, had her ice melted by the soft and hard persuasion of a guy named Chen. However, for Chen Zixuan, the core temperature of Miss Heizi's suddenly melted ice seemed to be a little higher.

Looking at the little loli in front of him who was angrily telling him to get out, Chen Zixuan couldn't get angry at the haters because it was his mistake that made her experience the coolness of the Chinese mosquito repellent.

So now he had no choice but to touch his head like a child who had done something wrong, and told Miss Heizi with a smile something that he had already thought of telling Miss Heizi on the way home.

That is the matter of applying for a resident ID card for Heizi.

"That's right, Ms. Shirai. Didn't you say you wanted to stay at my house for a long time?"

"What? Are you changing your mind now and want to chase Heizi away?!"

"Um... No, no, you misunderstood. The thing is, you don't have an ID card from China yet, right? I want to get one for you as soon as possible. What do you think?"

"Apply for an ID card?"

When Miss Heizi heard Chen Zixuan mention this, the anger on her face immediately faded a little. After all, what Chen Zixuan said to her was not meaningless.

The information and content it contains are still something that the black fans can take seriously.

"Yes, I'll get you an ID card. You should know that our country is not like Japan. If you don't have an ID card here, you'll be like a fugitive even if you go out, let alone go to school. You can't go to a hotel or an internet cafe. If you're asked by patrolling police on the street and you don't have an ID card, you'll be arrested and taken to the police station for questioning. You might even be deported if you say you're Japanese, let alone stay at my house."

"Oh? Really?"

"Ah~ Really~"

When Chen Zixuan said this, he couldn't help but show a kindly persuasive look to Miss Heizi. But Miss Heizi, who could only be regarded as an illegal resident at present, couldn't help but fall into a brief period of thinking and pondering after seeing that Chen Zixuan didn't look like he was lying.

"What are you going to do for Heizi? Are you going to follow the formal procedures here?" After thinking for a moment, Miss Heizi asked Chen Zixuan again.

After hearing Miss Heizi's question, Chen Zixuan immediately showed a little helplessness on his face, and spread his hands to Heizi.

"In your case, the formal procedures are not easy to follow. I can only spend money to use connections."

"Pay money to use connections?" This phrase is new to Miss Kuroko, who grew up in Academy City. After all, the legal system there is quite high. Although there are certainly some procedures in the social model of China, it is not so common.

"Yes~ Just pay some money and ask someone you know to do it for you~ What else can you do? You know, it's very difficult to get citizenship in our country~ There are many people in the mountains who can't get a household registration because of having more than one child, and now they can't find anyone to help them~ I can tell you about this because I happen to have a friend in the police station~"

"Well...it's going to cost a lot of money, right?" Miss Heizi continued to ask, holding her cute little chin with her hand.

"Hmm... I don't know. I've never done anything like this before, but it must cost a lot of money anyway."

"That means, if this thing is done, Heizi will owe you a favor?"

"...Why are you asking me this?" Chen Zixuan, who had been answering Miss Heizi's various questions honestly, immediately showed a confused look on his face after hearing Heizi say that she owed him a favor.

Heizi, who was being looked at with confusion by the frowning Chen Zixuan, turned his head towards Chen Zixuan again with an unhappy expression.

"I just don't want to owe a favor to a guy like you!"

"...I don't want you to pay me back."

"This is not a question of whether Kuroko should repay the favor or not! It's simply because Kuroko hates you! I would feel inexplicably unhappy if Kuroko had to owe you, a guy he hates, a favor!"

Miss Heizi spoke her true feelings, and her disdain for Chen Zixuan as someone who had gone to such lengths to please him made Chen Zixuan's eyes twitch, and he immediately felt resentful that his kindness was taken for granted.

What I mean is that I am thinking about you and you are not happy? Isn't it just that I broke your virginity? ! In this battlefield of China where the gunfire is raging and a virgin is killed every two minutes, what on earth is your matter? ?

But, no matter how much he complains, who can blame Chen Zixuan for having such a good temper when facing girls?

So no matter how much he resented Miss Heizi's undisguised attitude of disdain for him, Chen Zixuan still consciously took a step back and temporarily held back his outburst.

"...Just give me a definite answer. Are you going to do it or not?"

"Hmm..." Chen Zixuan's direct question made Miss Heizi, who had turned her head to the side and pretended to be arrogant, unable to continue to be arrogant for a moment. She could only let out a muffled groan as she was completely stumped by Chen Zixuan's question.

"Hey~ Let me make it clear~ If you don't do it this time, I won't help you unconditionally next time~ It won't be worth it if you catch a cold~"

"Uh..." Chen Zixuan had already said this, but Miss Heizi, who was being very arrogant, still did not turn back.