The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

The doorbell rang, and a gentle male voice responded...

To be honest, Chen Zixuan's palms were sweating when he pressed the doorbell. However, after hearing that it was his father who came to open the door for him, the sweat in Chen Zixuan's palms stopped a little, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, the moment the security door in front of him opened, he raised his right hand to greet.

"Yo...Yo~Dad~Long time no see..."

"It's been a while since I last saw her...Who is this girl?"

Miss Heizi, who came to visit as the future daughter-in-law, subconsciously hid behind Chen Zixuan the moment the door opened. However, her conspicuous burgundy hair and the burgundy twin ponytails hanging on both sides of her little head betrayed her at this moment.

As a result, she had no choice but to blush and shyly stick her little head out from behind Chen Zixuan under the gaze of Chen Zixuan's father, and responded softly and politely to the middle-aged man who was entering old age facing Chen Zixuan.

"Hello uncle..."

Looking at Heizi's cute little face sticking out from behind Chen Zixuan, Chen Zixuan's father was stunned at first, then his gaze turned to Chen Zixuan, who was smiling a little reluctantly.

"Shirai Kuroko, I...my girlfriend..."

"Oh my god, old woman!!! Your son, who has been single for 23 years and is still a virgin, brought his girlfriend home!!!"

At the moment when Chen Zixuan revealed Miss Heizi's identity with an extremely forced smile, her father's reaction was so shocking! Before Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi could come to their senses, the father turned his head back to his home at a speed that could break his cervical vertebrae!

And he shouted these words loudly with an expression as if he saw Sadako crawling out of the TV!

And just as Chen Zixuan's father finished shouting this to the living room behind him...

A figure wearing a white apron, a little fat and out of shape due to age, holding a soup spoon in his hand, suddenly rushed out from the kitchen as fast as those monsters in "Attack on Titan" and with an afterimage!

Miss Heizi, who was hiding behind Chen Zixuan, was terrified!

“Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law!!!”

"This this!"

Miss Heizi, who was forced to escape by the rapidly approaching oppressive feeling, was about to turn around and make a gorgeous escape that only a girl could do!

As a result, just as she was about to turn around in panic!

At this moment, Chen Zixuan, whose boyfriend power reached the MAX level, suddenly reached out and grabbed her wrist when she was about to escape!

Then he put on an affectionate look and spoke to her in a moving voice.

"Don't be afraid, Heizi! I told you! I will protect you!"

"Chen Zixuan..."

At this moment, Chen Zixuan's overflowing boyfriend power eroded Miss Heizi, who was in a panic after seeing Chen Zixuan's freakish mother, in less than a second, and her eyes softened when she looked at the other party!

But it was at this moment that she, Shirai Kuroko, felt that the man in front of her was really good! Really responsible! Really reliable! If she were to entrust her life to him, he might really be a good choice!

"But in front of my mom! I want you to protect me first!"

As he said that! Before Miss Heizi could react! At this moment, Xiao Chen, whose boyfriend power was at its maximum! Under the stunned gaze of Heizi, who had not yet gotten rid of the tenderness he had just shown, he pulled the other's petite and frail body in front of him like a shield!

"Go ahead, my lady! I believe you can survive my mother's pressure to get married!"

"Ah!!! Chen Zixuan!!! You bastard!!!"

“Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law—!!!”

Chapter 242 Questions from Father

"Ah...ah..."

"Oh my god~ This girl is so pretty~ By the way, where are you from? How old are you this year? Are your parents okay? If they are okay, ask your in-laws to come over and talk to us about your marriage with Xiaoxuan~ By the way~ How did you and my Xiaoxuan meet?"

“Uh…Uh…”

"Hey~ Why doesn't this girl talk to her aunt? Is she shy~ Oh~ You young people nowadays are so shameless~ You have already followed our Xiaoxuan home, why are you still shy in front of your mother-in-law~"

"Woo~~~"

Under the strong interrogation of Chen Zixuan's mother, Miss Heizi, who was born in an island country and had never experienced the Chinese way of meeting parents, was really scared to tears by the powerful aura that only Chinese parents, who were urging marriage, exuded from Chen Zixuan's mother...

The gaze in her wine-red eyes seemed a little dazed, and the pair of ponytails that were once full of vitality now became as lifeless as seaweed dried in the sun. Even her little mouth, which opened slightly uncontrollably due to the chaos in her mind, seemed to have something translucent, tied with a pair of ponytails, coming out of it.

The whole thing looks like his soul has left his body and he is about to die...

"Mom...Mom! Please stop bullying Heizi. If you keep asking her questions like this, I'm afraid she won't be able to bear the pressure from you and will faint in front of me~"

As the culprit who sold out Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan felt a little sorry for Miss Heizi after seeing her being asked questions by her mother. He couldn't help but say a few good words to his mother for Miss Heizi who was framed by her and ended up like this...

As expected, right after he finished saying this for the sake of Miss Heizi's life, the gazes of both his mother and Miss Heizi, who had been made to look like she had lost all hope in life, became sharp in the next instant!

Chen Zixuan's mother was not bad. After Chen Zixuan spoke, her eyes only showed an unhappy expression of "being interrupted by her own blind son while interacting with her daughter-in-law"...

And what about Miss Heizi, who had taken back the soul that came out of her mouth from the chaos mode? The eyes she looked at Chen Zixuan at this moment were filled with the deepest and purest murderous intent, as if it came from the depths of hell!

"Xiaoxuan, why are you so ignorant! Can't you see I'm talking to my little black boy about this! Have you forgotten even the basic family etiquette after being away for a year or two? Don't you think so~Little Black Boy~"

After scolding Chen Zixuan for interrupting her, Chen Zixuan's mother turned her gaze to the face of Miss Heizi, who was pulled by her to sit next to her. The only difference from when she faced Chen Zixuan was that when facing Heizi, Chen Zixuan's mother's eyes were filled with kindness as an elder.

"Yes... yes, Auntie... Zixuan... Zixuan is indeed very! Unreasonable! in some aspects of his dealings with others!"

As she spoke, Miss Heizi, with cold sweat on her forehead and a very forced smile on her pretty face, unconsciously turned her gaze from Chen Zixuan's mother's kind face, which was full of eldership, to Chen Zixuan's direction. And at the same time she turned her gaze to Chen Zixuan's direction, that forced smile immediately turned into gnashing of teeth and deep hatred.

Even the last few words he spoke were pronounced word by word with emphasis on purpose!

This aura like a demon from hell instantly made Chen Zixuan, who was originally trying to speak up for Miss Heizi in front of his mother, shut up and sat in front of his father, not daring to say a word...

"By the way, Xiaoxuan, have you eaten?"

Chen Zixuan's father was sensible. Having been a man for so many years, and with a son in his twenties, he could see the subtle atmosphere between his son and the two women at the scene, including his wife, so he changed the topic and let the gunpowder smell slowly spread to the surrounding air...

"Not yet... not yet..." As the saying goes, brothers fight together and father and son fight together! The tacit understanding between father and son is stronger than that between Chen Zixuan and Lao Wu or Lao Wang!

How could Chen Zixuan not understand the idea his father had given him? So after hearing his father's question, Chen Zixuan, who had just eaten something on the street with Miss Heizi when he came here, immediately said "I haven't eaten yet" against his conscience.

After receiving this "sensible" answer from Chen Zixuan, Chen Zixuan's father turned around and made a proposal to Chen Zixuan's mother, who was forcing him to get married.

"Xiaoxuan and the others haven't eaten yet. If you have any questions, you can ask them later. Now go to the kitchen and serve all the dishes you have prepared so that Chen Zixuan and Xiao Heizi can eat them first."

"Ah! Come to think of it, I still have some meat stewing on the fire! There are still two dishes left to cook!"

After hearing the reminder from Chen Zixuan's father, Chen Zixuan's mother immediately straightened her fat body and jumped up from the sofa next to Heizi!

Then he quickly rushed back to the kitchen!

At the same time when Chen Zixuan's mother rushed back to the kitchen in two steps, Chen Zixuan's father turned his head and continued to speak to his future daughter-in-law, Miss Heizi, who was staring at her future husband, Chen Zixuan, with a look no less than that of a murderer facing his enemy.

"Hey, little black boy, can you cook?"

"Yes... a little bit, uncle..."

"Then could you please help your aunt? Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and your aunt needs to start making some braised dishes today. I'm afraid she can't handle it alone in the kitchen."

"this..."

A look of hesitation appeared on Miss Heizi's face. She withdrew her vicious look at Chen Zixuan, and now she felt a little embarrassed when faced with Chen Zixuan's father's request for her to help in the kitchen.

But it made sense, after all, the aura that Chen Zixuan's mother had just revealed to her was too strong! If she, Miss Heizi, listened to the words of her future father-in-law and ran to the kitchen where Chen Zixuan's mother, who was no less ferocious than a prehistoric beast, was, wouldn't it be like a sheep walking into a tiger's mouth and jumping into a fire pit? !

"What? No?"

"Well...Hei...Heizi knows, uncle...Heizi will go to the kitchen to help auntie now!"

Sometimes the identity of an elder is really useful. Although Miss Heizi didn't want to go into the kitchen and talk to Chen Zixuan, she became like a freak mother when she mentioned the marriage problems of her and Chen Zixuan, the two younger generations.

But under the pressure from Chen Zixuan's father, the kind future old man in front of him, he had no choice but to give in. After glaring at Chen Zixuan fiercely with his wine-red eyes, he walked into the kitchen hesitantly as if he was going to the execution ground...

"Huh...thanks, Dad..."

"You're welcome. I have something else I want to ask you."

"Um...what's the problem?"

"you..."

"Ok?"

"Have you had sex?"

"..."

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Chapter 243: Give me a dozen dads like this!

My father asked me this question in a serious manner as a man.

Chen Zixuan, whose mind still retained the impression at the beginning of the book that he, a beast, seemed to have probably, perhaps, deserved to be thoroughly dealt with by Miss Heizi, could only fall silent when facing his father's serious yet somewhat kind face.

As for his silence, after seeing that his son did not speak, his father immediately used his familiarity with his son over the years to figure out the reason why Chen Zixuan chose to remain silent about the question he asked.

"As expected... not coming?"

"Hey! You old man! What makes you think I didn't get it?"

This was a matter of personal privacy, so Chen Zixuan, who had originally wanted to keep silent and play dumb in front of his father, could no longer hold back. As for the difference between the old and the young, Chen Zixuan, who called his father "the old man", said solemnly! From the moment the "old man" in front of him asked him seriously whether he had slept with Miss Heizi, it no longer existed, okay!!!

Facing Chen Zixuan's face, which looked like a single dog who was mad at someone, Chen Zixuan's father seemed very calm! He didn't care that Chen Zixuan called him a "dead old man" regardless of age. He stretched out his left little finger to dig out the earwax, flicked his finger at Chen Zixuan who looked disgusted, and replied.

"You are so brave. You always blush when you talk to little girls. As your father, I would rather believe a pig climbing a tree than you lose your virginity!"

"I..."

Well, Chen Zixuan, as a son, seemed to have no way to refute this fact. He was choked by his father's words and was speechless.

But in the face of Chen Zixuan's speechless response, Chen Zixuan's father did not stop mocking his son. After looking at Chen Zixuan who was speechless, he continued to speak and challenged his son.

"Xiaoxuan, I know your character. When you were in sixth grade, I took you to watch Japanese movies on DVD without telling your mother. I taught you all kinds of positions and knowledge about sex between men and women. But after all these years, why haven't you gotten the hang of it? If you don't hurry up and let your mother have a grandson, be careful that I, your father, will turn against you and disown you as my son~"

"Well..."

Chen Zixuan remained speechless. There was no doubt that when Lao Wu asked him for [resources] a few months ago through a computer chat software, why did Miss Heizi, who contacted Lao Wu through his QQ, find 40G [video resource files] in his laptop at home? A large part of the reason was actually due to this seemingly gentle and lukewarm old man in front of him~

Otherwise, classmate Chen is not the kind of person who would store that kind of thing on his computer hard drive!

Absolutely not!

"You still have the nerve to talk about the things that happened when you took me to watch Blu-ray in another room without my mom's knowledge..."

After holding it in for a long time, Chen Zixuan, with a deflated look on his face, had no choice but to protest to his serious but frivolous father in such a gloomy tone and expression.

Facing Chen Zixuan's protest, his father's attitude remained as calm as ever. Under Chen Zixuan's disgusted gaze, he used the little finger that had been used to pick out earwax to pick his nostrils again. After finishing, he snapped his fingers in the direction of Chen Zixuan as before and spoke calmly.

"Why are you embarrassed? I was providing you with the sex education of human body which your teacher won't teach you. Did you know that? Look at the news about many young people, even middle school students, who are getting pregnant as teenagers, having abortions after getting pregnant, having abortions without telling their parents, and giving birth secretly and not caring about them. Why is this? It's because our educational facilities in China lack sex education for children! I taught you this course behind closed doors at home without telling your mother and your teacher. You should be thanking me."

"You should be thanking me, old man...thank me for not telling my mom about you taking me to see a movie all these years..."

Chen Zixuan continued to lower his voice and couldn't help but subconsciously glance in the direction of the kitchen as he refuted his father's twisted logic.

Facing Chen Zixuan's rebuttal, as Chen Zixuan's elder, this experienced person couldn't help but shrug his shoulders.

"Come on, brat. Let bygones be bygones. The current problem is your relationship with this black kid. So when are you going to let your mom and I have a grandchild?"

[You are scared, aren’t you? Old man, aren’t you scared? You are definitely scared now that you are trying to change the subject!!!]

After seeing that his father was clearly trying to change the subject as soon as he mentioned that he would tell his mother about the time when his father took him to see a movie, Chen Zixuan immediately complained in his heart!

However, even though he complained, he did not dare to continue to investigate this matter with his father who appeared to be serious but was actually serious and not serious, because Chen Zixuan, as a son, knew the matter very well. If this matter really came to his mother's attention, not to mention the attitude of the little shrew Miss Heizi who had already agreed to his engagement request! Even Chen Zixuan's mother, who saw her daughter-in-law like a hungry wolf seeing fresh pork, would not let him go, a boy who dared to hide in the bedroom with his father in the sixth grade to watch Blu-ray with the DVD bought by the family that year!

The final result is no different from him and his frivolous father perishing together! Both his mother and his father were beaten with fifty lashes!

"Maybe we have to wait a few more years. There's nothing wrong with your glasses. Can't you see that Heizi is too young to be a mother now?"

Chen Zixuan's answer made his father, who was picking his nose with a kind face like an elder, freeze immediately. He then looked towards the kitchen where the metallic collision sounds of the spatula and the iron pot were heard.

"Okay, but you have to be quick, after all, girls nowadays are not as easy to be tied around as people of our generation."

"Kuroko is not that kind of girl..."

Chen Zixuan made a rebuttal, but in the face of Chen Zixuan's rebuttal, his father couldn't help but flash a trace of disappointment in his eyes. Maybe in his heart, the girl who Chen Zixuan brought home this time and called herself Shirai Kuroko might end up like the girlfriends Chen Zixuan tried to date in college before, and might not be able to stay with Chen Zixuan until the end...

"Speaking of which, son."

"what?"