The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

Chapter 246 This story tells us that the remote control must be placed farther away

Although he said he was taking a shower, as a man, Chen Zixuan, who had no habit of taking a bath, simply ran to the bathroom, turned on the shower head, applied some shampoo and shower gel, and took a shower.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with taking a shower in the winter! After all, you should take a shower faster when the weather is cold, right? If you take a shower too slowly and catch a cold in the winter, wouldn’t that be a big deal?

So after taking a shower, a man named Chen changed into a pair of men's pajamas that he hadn't worn for more than a year and walked out of his bathroom holding a towel and wiping his hair.

However, when he passed by the door of the master bedroom, which was the room where Miss Heizi and his mother lived tonight, he couldn't help but stop in front of this door with two women inside...

As for the reason why he couldn't help but stop in front of the master bedroom door...

"...Hmm? Why do I seem to hear Kuroko crying? Is it an illusion?"

After hearing the whimpering sound coming from the room separated by the door, which seemed to belong to Miss Heizi, two big question marks quickly popped up above Chen Zixuan's head.

But even so, he did not, or did not dare to, push the door open from the outside to check the situation in the master bedroom.

After all, the people in the bedroom right now include not only Miss Heizi, who is in such a bad mood that she wants to cut him, Chen Zixuan, into pieces, but also his mother who gave birth to him and raised him!

So this door can be pushed randomly?!

With some doubts, Chen Zixuan wisely chose to ignore what was happening in the master bedroom. He could only pray in his heart for Miss Heizi who was trapped in his mother's clutches, praying that this fiancée who had agreed to be engaged to him could survive under his mother's persistence in her daughter-in-law and her ruthless urging of the younger generation! At the same time, he pretended that he had seen and heard nothing and returned to the second bedroom of the house where he and his father lived together tonight.

It was just that he arrived at the door of the second bedroom in his house and pushed it open with a calm expression!

{oh~come~come~}

"Um... old man... you're interested in it now?" Chen Zixuan, who was still pushing the door, was attracted by the sound of the TV as he entered the room. He was so shocked by the [indescribable] pictures played on the TV that he froze in place!

Facing Chen Zixuan who was standing at the door in a daze and even forgot to close the door, his expression was still so calm! He was so calm and composed!

"Yeah~ What else? Do you want me, as a father, to wait for you, as a son? You take so long to even take a shower."

"Slow?! I've only been showering for twenty minutes, okay?"

"Twenty minutes? If this happened on the battlefield, you would have died so many times!"

"..."

Well, if you were in the army or on the battlefield, this twenty minutes of shower time would indeed be long enough for you to be killed several times by the enemy.

But the problem is, father! We are now living in an era of world nuclear peace, okay!

Besides, I'm not a soldier, why are you talking to me about the battlefield? !

At this moment, facing his old man's amazing theory, Chen Zixuan was speechless, and his heart was like a thousand grass mud horses galloping through it~

But at least, he still respected the so-called elder in front of him whose dignity had long since disappeared, so he did not start a fight between father and son with this old man who had a more eccentric mindset and was not only eccentric, but also a serious eccentric mindset...

"What are you still standing there for? Come in? You left the door open like that. Do you want your mom and the little girlfriend you brought home this time to find out that we are watching this kind of historical educational film?!"

boom!

Following his old man's reminder, Chen Zixuan, who was silent, immediately closed the door as requested by the other party. However, perhaps because he had developed the habit of not locking the door at home, he did not care after closing the door according to his old man's instructions...

Instead, with an expression that said 'I simply don't want to talk', he sat down on the edge of the bed in the bedroom with droopy eyelids and pursed lips. Half of the bed was occupied by his father, who was sitting on the bed with a can of beer in his hand, leisurely watching the [unspeakable] pictures on TV.

Then he stared at the TV with a bored look on his face, watching his own "Childhood Memories" for a long time...

"Is this the disc you first showed me when I was a kid?"

"Yeah~ full of memories~ Although I usually want to take it out and watch it, but since your mother is always at home, I can't ask her to sleep in a separate room for no reason, right? Isn't it? I can take advantage of your return home to revisit this classic~"

[...Why do I feel like I'm being used? ]

This was the first thought that popped into Chen Zixuan's mind after hearing his father's sigh, and his thought was quickly guessed by his father, who raised him without any authority as an elder and knew his character well.

"Xiaoxuan, are you thinking that I am taking advantage of your return to watch the movie without telling your mother?"

"...Isn't it?"

"As a son, don't you have any idea whether it is true or not?"

Hey?! How can you say that you took advantage of your son's homecoming to peek at something like this and still have such a righteous tone?!

At this moment, Chen Zixuan really wanted to turn around and say to his old man loudly, "It doesn't matter whether I have a clue or not! You, as a father, can actually say this kind of thing so naturally. Do you still want to be treated like a senior?!"

Well, considering that the other party is his father, Chen Zixuan finally chose to remain historically silent on this issue...

"Don't worry about it anymore, lie down and watch it together, Xiaoxuan. Putting aside our father-son relationship, we are both men. As the saying goes, men are men by nature, and men also know that food, sex and nature are also human! So as men, isn't it normal for the two of us to watch these things together..."

"...Ah...it's quite normal...Thank you for your enlightenment education to your son, old man."

Chen Zixuan said so with a painful look on his face, but in the end he still followed his old man's instructions and leaned against the head of the bed...

However, at that moment, the word "fuck" was repeated in his mind, and he followed the instructions of his awesome father and lay down on the pillow at the head of the bed!

He was so distracted that he didn't even notice his surroundings. His naturally drooping elbow accidentally hit the volume up and down buttons on one of the remote controls that his father had placed next to his pillow to control the TV and DVD...

Then, the next moment, his father, who had been acting calm and composed since he came home, finally lost his composure at this moment...

{oh~oh~oh~Come on baby~oh~oh! Come! ...}

"Fuck you, brat! Look what you did?!"

"Me?! What did I do?! I didn't do anything! It's obviously your fault, old man! Who told you to put the remote control next to my pillow?"

"Stop talking nonsense and turn down the volume! Hurry up! If your mom and your girlfriend next door hear us, both father and son will have to go see old man Marx!!!"

"Don't rush me, I'm looking for the mute button on the remote control!!! I haven't watched TV in years!!!"

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Chapter 247: The spirit of dazzling swords!

In the end, with the joint efforts of Chen Zixuan and his son, the two pairs of remote control mute buttons found a job!

This funny father and son were eventually caught by two women from the neighboring family...

As for the consequences of being caught...

"Dad..."

"what?"

"We can now be considered as father and son, sharing weal and woe, right?"

"Yeah~ What do you want to express to me?"

"Then why am I treated like I'm kneeling on a keyboard and you're treated like I'm kneeling on a washboard?"

In the living room at home...

Chen Zixuan and his son, who had both been caught from the bedroom and knelt in front of two women, pinching their ears, asked the question that he had been trying to figure out since he and his father were caught watching a movie...

As Chen Zixuan's father, a middle-aged man with many years of experience in kneeling on the washboard in front of his wife, after hearing this naive question asked by his son at this moment, he couldn't help but reveal a disdainful smile on his son's face.

"Humph! You're already an adult in your twenties, and you don't understand such a simple thing?"

Seeing his father's disdainful look towards him, Chen Zixuan's eyes couldn't help but twitch.

"...Understand what?"

"Your mom and I can't use a keyboard! You're no longer typing on a computer tablet like we used to when we used computers at home!"

"...Then why don't you kneel on the clipboard?"

"Stop it! That thing is expensive at 200 yuan a piece! It would be a shame if it gets torn apart by kneeling on it. Besides, a writing board is not like a washboard that has clear edges and corners when you kneel on it. How can it be more fun to kneel on it?"

When Chen Zixuan's father explained this historical tradition issue to Chen Zixuan, his explanation was vivid and well-reasoned, which immediately convinced Chen Zixuan, who was still skeptical about the matter!

After looking down at the keyboard under his knees, he nodded thoughtfully and said.

"That's right... kneeling on a writing board is not as painful as kneeling on a washboard... After hearing what you said, I feel a lot more balanced..."

"Isn't that right~"

"...Are you guys done talking?"

Just when Chen Zixuan and his father were still discussing their child with an academic attitude, Chen Zixuan's mother's voice suddenly appeared in this conversation between father and son, which only belonged to men!

This completely shattered the philosophical idea of ​​the father and son that they wanted to continue discussing, and also made Miss Heizi, who was standing next to them, dare not say anything more!

[...Such a strong aura, is this the might of the strongest patriarch of Chen Zixuan's family? ! It is indeed a terrifying existence that cannot be fought against! It is so terrifying~]

Miss Heizi had such a high opinion of the woman in front of her who forced the two grown men in her family to have two Japanese-style squats!

It's just that although Chen Zixuan's mother has a strong aura, she is not a psychic like Miss Heizi among the time travelers from Academy City. Therefore, she has no way of knowing that her daughter-in-law's comments on her are full of awe like humans' awe of nature!

Instead, he continued to point his sharp spearhead at the father and son who were standing in front of him in the standard Japanese Dogeza posture in front of the world!

"I'm telling you, you old bastard! As a father, you don't teach your son good things, but instead teach him these filthy things! The old man is like a dead ghost like you, right?"

Regarding Chen Zixuan's socialist father, Chen Zixuan's mother gave a criticism that can be said to be full of thorns!

Facing criticism from his wife! Chen Zixuan, the father who was called "the unrighteous one", could not help but show what can be called the great idea of ​​Western capitalism's insistence on occupying the international financial market at the moment of being lectured by his wife!

He supported himself on the ground with his hands, which were beginning to look old, and with the heroic spirit of making unnecessary sacrifices for his beliefs, he took the opportunity to stand up and loudly refuted his wife!

"What do you mean by 'the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked', old woman?! I am teaching my son to open his mind, okay?! Look, this kid is already 23 years old! He will be 24 in a few days! The grandson of the old Wang next door is almost learning to play with soy sauce! He hasn't even produced a marriage certificate to show us old couple yet! Haven't you been saying for the past few years that you want Xiaoxuan to bring a wife home, and you are still worried about him not being able to let you hold your grandson?! If you don't show him some of these educational films! How can he understand the kind of [Sword-drawing Spirit] that our Chen family men show when facing difficulties and women! It belongs only to the good sons of the Celestial Empire!"

"Shut up! Who allowed you to get up?!"

"Oh..."

With the fierce gaze of Chen Zixuan's mother, Chen Zixuan's father got up from the washboard and took the opportunity to stretch his knees, which were so painful from kneeling on the washboard, and immediately knelt down in front of his wife again...

However, this passionate speech made Miss Heizi, who was standing nearby and had not dared to speak because of the aura emanating from Chen Zixuan's mother, look puzzled at this moment.

"...Sword spirit?"

"Yes, my daughter-in-law, think about it. My son Xiaoxuan has brought home only you as a girl in all these years. Doesn't that mean he lacks the [Sword Spirit]? Even I, as his father, suspect that the bolt of the Browning rifle I gave him may be so rusty that it can't be pulled open. If this causes you dissatisfaction in the future, please be more tolerant of him~"

"Well..."

At this moment, Miss Heizi's cute face, who had not yet figured out what the so-called "Sword Spirit" proposed by her father-in-law was, immediately turned red with shyness~

In other words, it was Chen Zixuan's father! If Chen Zixuan or someone who was not an elder said this to her, Miss Heizi, she would have slapped the other person in the face, right? !

And a father-in-law who was seriously discussing these issues that reflected the profoundness of Chinese culture with his daughter-in-law was successfully slapped hard on the head!

"The old man told you not to tell the younger generation about this! And this is your daughter-in-law, can't you control your nasty mouth a little?"

"Pfft..."

Seeing what happened to his father, Chen Zixuan, who had been afraid to say anything due to his mother's authority, couldn't help but sneer at this moment...

And the result of this sneer~

Snapped!

"And you, you little brat! What are you laughing at! You're already married, but you're still watching those useless and filthy things with that old thing of yours! You're really making me proud! If you're in the mood to watch that kind of stuff with that old thing of yours, you might as well spend more time on your wife! Who knows, you might even be able to make use of your useless skills and give me a grandson to hug!"

Following Chen Zixuan's mother's words, Miss Heizi, who had already blushed at her father-in-law's previous obscure and fierce remarks, immediately blushed even more...

"Woo..."

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Chapter 248 Be gentle to me~

In the movie-watching incident, the main culprit Chen Zixuan's father took the initiative to ask his son to watch a movie and provided him with the tools such as a DVD player and high-definition Blu-ray.

In the end, the final outcome for Chen Zixuan, the accomplice in this incident, was much better than the one he had to endure for eight lifetimes to get beaten up by Lord Sang~

Although under the iron-fisted policy of "a good son is born under the stick" of Chen Zixuan's mother, this young man of the Chen family who colluded with his old man should have been strictly disciplined by his mother~

It was only because of the appearance of Miss Heizi and her intercession that he was able to escape punishment~

In addition, her mother is quite satisfied with her daughter-in-law who looks only the size of a junior high school student, except that she is a little disappointed with her small butt!

Therefore, Chen Zixuan's mother fulfilled the request of her new daughter-in-law!

After nagging Chen Zixuan, the disobedient son, for about half an hour, he was magnanimous and let Chen Zixuan, the damned guy, go under Miss Heizi's apologetic smile...