The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

His mother immediately stood up from the edge of the bed, walked to the bedside table, opened the drawer, and then reached out and took out a box of pills from the bedside table...

"This...this is..."

"You used the leftovers from last time..."

"I...I know...the question is...what do you want to do with it now?"

"What are you doing? Hug your grandson. Oh, hehe, hehe, hehe~~~"

Listening to the laughter made by Chen Zixuan's mother can give people goose bumps and is so creepy that it can make people shudder.

Chen Zixuan's father, who was still making a fuss before, couldn't help but swallow his saliva in fear...

"Old woman...what do you want to do?!"

“Ahahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Ah… cough cough cough! Cough cough! Stinky old man, give me some water! I’m choking because of laughing!”

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Chapter 250: How do firecrackers make a sound?

Time came to the next day, which was New Year's Eve...

Speaking of Chinese New Year, the first thing that comes to mind is probably going home, buying New Year's goods, and having a reunion dinner that only happens once a year.

Oh! Of course, we can’t forget to set off firecrackers. After all, the ancients said: The sound of firecrackers marks the end of the year.

It's just a pity that in today's society, which has entered the 21st century, especially in recent years, the Chinese government has begun to encourage the general public to celebrate a civilized New Year.

Therefore, the custom of setting off firecrackers has gradually faded in the city. After all, if you are caught, you will be fined.

But then again, tradition is tradition after all. No matter how much the national government agencies forbid modern Chinese urban residents from setting off firecrackers, the more traditional Chinese people still quietly set off firecrackers before the urban management and police come to collect fines, right?

In addition, the city where Chen Zixuan is located, or the hometown where Chen Zixuan's parents are located, is a second- or third-tier city with less strict management in some aspects, so...

Crackling, crackling, crackling——!!!

The sound of firecrackers rang out one after another, from far to near and from near to far...

She had lived in a city like Academy City, where civilization was highly developed. During festivals, they only set off small fireworks that could be played with in the hands or fire snakes that would die after being thrown on the ground for a few times. This was her first time experiencing such a Spring Festival, and she was completely stunned...

From the time she woke up in the morning to the time she was busy with Chen Zixuan's mother making New Year's Eve dinner at noon, and then from the time she was making New Year's Eve dinner at noon to the time she accompanied Chen Zixuan and his son to a more secluded place in the community where the security guards rarely come to set off a roll of firecrackers with the words "10,000 bangs" written on it, there was not a single second that her pair of white and tender hands were not covering her ears...

Even at this moment, she couldn't help but have a little doubt in her heart! She wondered if she, a visitor from a foreign land or even another world, would be completely deafened by the continuous explosions of firecrackers that continued to ring throughout the city during the Spring Festival of this Celestial Empire...

"Speaking of which!!! Chen Zixuan!!! Hey!!! Chen Zixuan!!!"

Because there were so many families setting off firecrackers nearby, in the deafening and continuous sound of firecrackers that seemed to never stop, even if Miss Heizi wanted to call out to Chen Zixuan, who was walking not far ahead with his father, she had to shout at the top of her lungs to get the other person's attention.

"What's going on?!"

After hearing Miss Heizi's call, Chen Zixuan, who was walking with his father, slowed down his pace and put his head close to Miss Heizi...

"How long will this sound of firecrackers last?"

"what?!"

"Heizi is asking you! How long will these firecrackers last? Heizi feels like he's almost deafened!!!"

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to hear clearly what she was saying, Miss Heizi had to raise her volume again and ask her question loudly to the other party again.

After hearing Miss Heizi's question, Chen Zixuan, who was already very familiar with the traditional customs of the Chinese New Year and was a genuine Chinese himself, couldn't help but smile.

"Oh! You're asking this! The day after tomorrow! One day today and one day tomorrow, there probably won't be many people releasing it on the second day of the Chinese New Year!"

"What?! Is it going to last that long?! Wouldn't that mean that Kuroko would be deaf by the time it's over?!"

A look of fear flashed across Miss Kuroko's face. After all, as a Japanese girl, she had never seen fireworks like those in China. The noise was so deafening that it made her feel like she was on the battlefield of World War II. She really couldn't stand the loud noise that might last for about two days!

Faced with her horror, the man named Chen who told her the fact could only shrug his shoulders helplessly with a funny expression.

"Don't worry, you won't be deaf! Just bear with it for the next two days! If you really can't stand it, put on your headphones and listen to some music! After all, this is China, the most traditional festival in China, the Spring Festival. Setting off firecrackers has developed into a tradition that every household can't forget! Even if you ask me to find a way, I can't think of any way to stop the entire China from setting off firecrackers!"

"Is that so?! Fine! Since you said so, Kuroko just needs to be patient for the next two days!"

After listening to Chen Zixuan's explanation, Miss Heizi, who knew that her eardrums were aching from the continuous sound of firecrackers, had no choice but to compromise. After all, no matter what, she couldn't possibly ask Chen Zixuan to find a way to stop everyone in China from setting off firecrackers, which when exploded sounded like they were on the battlefields of World War II, right?

"But, Heizi!"

"Huh?! What?!"

The turn in Chen Zixuan's words made Miss Heizi, who had just compromised in her heart with the sound of firecrackers around her, look at his face again.

"We in China always say 'the year ends with the sound of firecrackers'! Will you accompany me to set off a scroll someday?!"

"Aren't I accompanying you?"

Miss Heizi's pretty face showed confusion at what Chen Zixuan said, because at this moment, wasn't she following the guy in front of her who had always had a playful smile on his face and setting off firecrackers?

But in the face of Miss Heizi's doubts, the man's answer was...

"I'm not talking about setting off firecrackers in the street! I'm talking about setting them off in bed! When will you accompany me to set off two firecrackers in bed? My fiancée, Miss?"

"...ha?!"

Miss Heizi was stunned! She was completely stunned by this H joke that Chen Zixuan said half-jokingly, probably because he was happy during the Chinese New Year!

Facing Miss Heizi, who could have beaten him to death under normal circumstances but was now completely stunned after hearing what he said, Chen Zixuan, after saying this, immediately ran away before the other party could fully react!

"Hey! Asshole! Stop right there, Kuroko! What on earth did you mean by that sentence just now?!"

"Literally!!!"

"Do you want to die?!"

"I don't want to die! But I really want to have a baby with you! What? I can't even think about it?! There is no country in the world that has a provision in its constitution that "sexual fantasies are a crime"!"

"It's not recorded in the Constitution, but it's an unforgivable crime in Heizi's eyes! Stop! Heizi, stop right there, you bastard! Heizi promises he won't beat you to death, so you should stop right there!!!"

“Telling others to stop makes you capable of catching up with me with your own speed?! Ahahahahaha~~~”

"Ah!!! You bastard!!!"

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Chapter 251: Greetings from Mother

Although Chen Zixuan was so happy during the New Year that he blurted out such a dirty joke to Miss Heizi, after hearing the joke made by Chen Zixuan, Miss Heizi also showed an attitude of beating up some bastard.

But after all, more than half a year has allowed two people who were supposed to never be together to become familiar with each other. It might not even be an exaggeration to say that they are an old married couple.

So in response to Chen Zixuan's teasing, or teasing, a certain black lady had some fun with him in the small garden of the community. After successfully catching him, she pinched the tender flesh on his waist and spun it twice, causing him to scream in pain. Then she decided not to bother with this bastard who dared to touch the tiger's butt and not only dared to touch it, but also dared to hold the tiger's butt and rub it twice like a breast...

And so, time came to the afternoon...

After setting off firecrackers, Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi were laughing and playing, and finally returned home panting because of the loss of physical strength caused by playing. At this time, the table at home was already filled with a feast that was like a full banquet...

"Mom! Hoo... Can I drink the drinks on the table?"

Just as Miss Heizi, who had been running all the way with Chen Zixuan and was also returning home panting, ignored the red candles and several cups and bowls filled with a little tribute wine on the table, and was about to pick up the half cup of juice on the seat to quench her thirst, Chen Zixuan suddenly stopped her from doing so.

Then, under the curious gaze of Miss Heizi, she shouted towards the kitchen...

"No! Xiaoxuan, you and Xiaoheizi, please don't take the drinks on the table! They are being served!"

"Tribute?"

After hearing the answer from Chen Zixuan's mother in the kitchen, Miss Heizi couldn't help but look puzzled. She looked at Chen Zixuan with curiosity, as if she wanted Chen Zixuan to give her an explanation.

However, compared to Chen Zixuan, the person who answered Miss Heizi's question first was Chen Zixuan's father, who went out with the two of them to set off firecrackers, and then followed them back. Now he was sitting on the sofa, holding the remote control and changing the TV channels.

"It is used to worship ancestors~"

"Worship...worship your ancestors?"

A look of enlightenment appeared on Miss Heizi's face, and at the moment when Miss Heizi showed that look of enlightenment, Chen Zixuan immediately took over his father's words and continued to explain to Miss Heizi.

"Yeah~ Just like the Kuchikamizak that the shrine maidens in Japan offer to the gods, it cannot be consumed before the gods are worshipped~"

"Kuroko doesn't dare drink Kuchikamizak, unless it's from onee-sama~"

After realizing that the things on the table are in a state of sacrifice, Miss Kuroko, who used to be superstitious about science, no longer dared to take or touch the things on the table after coming to this world and reading the original work of Toaru Majutsu no Index and knowing that there actually were angels in the world of Academy City where she originally lived.

However, although I didn't dare to touch the things on the table, I still had to drink some water if I was thirsty, right?

So, he bypassed Chen Zixuan and went to the water dispenser at home...

result...

I couldn't find a disposable cup for drinking water under the water dispenser...

"Forehead..."

Seeing this situation, Miss Heizi, whose eyes couldn't help but turn into a pair of dead fish eyes, once again turned her wine-red eyes to Chen Zixuan.

When Miss Heizi turned her head to look at him, Chen Zixuan, who had already understood Miss Heizi's request, immediately turned to the direction of the kitchen and said loudly in accordance with the code of conduct for all young people in modern China after returning home...

"Mom! Where do all the cups in the house go?"

"Here I come! Why are you drinking water? It's New Year's Day! Mom bought so many drinks here, don't you know what to drink?"

As she spoke, Chen Zixuan's mother rushed out from the kitchen with two cups of drinks and a smile on her face...

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Let’s go back to Chapter 249, which was last night...

Well, this is just a casual mention, please go ahead and read the details...

So our time goes back to the present day, when Chen Zixuan is loudly asking outside the kitchen where all the cups in the house have gone!

While Miss Heizi Chen Zixuan and his father were out setting off firecrackers, all the cups and drinks in the house were hidden in the kitchen. Chen Zixuan's mother, who was contentedly cooking on the fire with a pot and a spatula, heard the question her son asked loudly outside the kitchen. Her face, which had lost its radiance, couldn't help but reveal a cold and creepy smile just by looking at it.

Then, she put down the spatula and turned the stove flame down to the lowest setting...

After completing this series of safety measures for using fire in the kitchen, Chen Zixuan's mother took out boxes of medicine from her pocket.

The packaging of the medicine clearly had a few words written on it: [Adulterous Husband and Adulterous Wife Capsules]

Then, she took out two cups from the kitchen, poured juice into one cup, and poured the other cup with the Nutri-Express bar she bought at the supermarket a few days ago when she was shopping for New Year goods...

He took out a capsule from the box of "Adulterer Capsules", broke the outer shell of the capsule, and poured all the powder inside the capsule into the glass of juice in front of him...

Then, he took out a pair of chopsticks from the cupboard and stirred it casually...

"Mom? Hurry up! I'm thirsty and waiting for the cup of water!"

"Here we go! Aren't we cooking?! By the way, why are you drinking water? It's New Year's Day! Mom bought so many drinks here, don't you know what to drink?"

So, under her son's repeated urging, Chen Zixuan's mother, who had arranged everything at hand, took a cup in each hand and brought out the two cups of drinks, one drugged and one not, out of the kitchen.

"Come, Xiaoxuan, this glass of juice is yours. You must finish it. Mom is watching over you. Come, Xiaoheizi, take this glass of Nutri-Express. You must drink more dairy products so that your breasts will grow bigger. Okay, Mom is still cooking. I'll go and get busy. If you guys don't have enough after you finish drinking, come to the kitchen and get more."

After handing the cup of juice with medicine to her son and the cup of Nutri-Express without medicine to her daughter-in-law, Chen Zixuan's mother walked back to the kitchen with a kind and gentle smile that only belongs to elders.

However, after returning to the kitchen, she did not really jump to the stove to cook as she said, but just...

After closing the kitchen door, he put his ear to the door with a nervous and expectant look, and began to eavesdrop on what was happening outside...

[Oh, hehe, son, please don't blame me. I had no choice but to do this. You're already 23 years old, but you still prevent me from seeing my grandson who should have appeared a long time ago? What can I do as your mother? I'm very sad too.]

Just like that, while thinking about such far-fetched self-consolation in her mind, Chen Zixuan's mother began to eavesdrop seriously on the conversation between the two juniors outside the door...

"Heizi, didn't you say you were thirsty? Why don't you drink?"

“Is this Nutri-Express?”

"Yeah~"

"Heizi doesn't want to drink this. The Internet says that this thing is made of gelatin, and it will turn into a layer of gelatin when exposed to the sun..."

"Ah~ Is that so? Then give me the Nutri-Express in your hand and you drink mine~"

"what?!"