The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

These words made Chen Zixuan, who was originally looking at the exotic scenery outside the window but turned his head when he heard Miss Heizi's call, stunned. Then the man followed his leader's question and turned to look seriously at the tour guide who was standing in the aisle in the front row of the bus with a microphone in his hand and talking boastfully.

"Compatriots."

"Kuroko is asking you about the other person's character! Not about his birthplace!"

"Well..." Chen Zixuan took another look at the tour guide who was bragging to everyone.

"Probably a fat guy who is bloated but still flexible...right?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Young couple over there, there's limited space in this car, don't think I can't hear you making comments like that!"

Chapter 297: Is the toilet roof leaking?

Although a long, long time ago... a long, long time ago, when Chen Zixuan was in elementary school, he and a bunch of naughty kids spent 5 cents to buy pirated cards of Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon and Digimon, threw them on the ground and fanned them together with the other kids, or saved six dollars every week and waited until Friday afternoon after school to run to the game store near home to play PS2, and finally got beaten by his mother with the rice cooker cord because he came home late, or cried and begged his father to spend ten dollars to buy him a set of pirated Dragon Ball Z discs, and stayed up late at night to watch the battle between the golden monkey and Frieza on the DVD player at home.

Our classmate Chen has heard that Japan is a pitifully small country...

Now that I have grown up, I have a girlfriend with whom I can still celebrate Children's Day on June 1st. I also have enough money to organize a group tour to this so-called small country with a group of colleagues and friends from subsidiaries, as well as a group of family members of colleagues and friends, both known and unknown.

Chen Zixuan was surprised to find that Japan was really as the country he had heard about in his childhood...

Really small...

It took less than two hours to get from the airport in Shizuoka Prefecture to Hakone in Kanagawa Prefecture on a tourist bus with a maximum speed of less than 120 miles per hour. The driver was a Japanese man who was strict with himself and had a good service attitude. The driver even stopped at a rest stop on the highway for 15 minutes to let everyone on the bus go to a foreign toilet for a group visit!

Your county is equivalent to our province, right?! If you have the guts, drive two hours from the capital city of a province in China to another province and show me?!

You are allowed to reach 160 mph on the odometer!

Anyway, although the land here is a little small, I have to admit that the air quality and environment are much better than those in China.

Maybe it was because he was in a foreign country? The scenery along the way, the Japanese-style architecture that was different from the towns in China, really made Chen Zixuan, who rarely traveled abroad in terms of time or personality, feel a little reluctant to go back.

But it was just a feeling. Chen Zixuan, who was not a homebody and had little interest in Japanese local culture, did not have even the slightest thought of immigrating. Besides, he was unfamiliar with the place and if he immigrated here, even finding a job might become a problem, right?

As the saying goes, there is no place like home. When it comes down to it, this trip to Japan was ultimately about Chen Zixuan considering the feelings of Miss Kuroko, a Japanese from another world.

Otherwise, this guy would have taken the company's guys to travel around the beautiful land of China like his uncle did in the past, right? Why would he bother to apply for a visa?

Just like that, no words along the way...

Or rather, they were listening to Zhou Sang, a fat man who had immigrated to this place and was talking all the time with the microphone on. The group of guys who were a little drowsy in the car finally arrived at the destination of this trip, a hot spring hotel in Hakone that was said to have a good rating on the Internet.

What follows is a relatively formulaic process, including moving luggage, collecting room cards, and going upstairs to find the room according to the house number on the room card.

But there was a small episode in this, that is...

"I'm going to use the bathroom."

After Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi successfully found the hotel room where they would stay tonight while carrying the suitcases they brought with them on this trip, Chen Zixuan, who did not get off the bus with the other people to solve physiological problems at the rest stop, made such a request to Miss Heizi, who also had a day's journey and looked a little tired and pale.

Although she felt physically tired from the journey, she was mentally excited because she had returned to her hometown in a different world. The moment she put away her luggage, she wanted to go out and take a walk in the streets of Hakone, a very famous hot spring town in both the different world of Japan where Academy City exists and this world where Chen Zixuan exists. Miss Kuroko couldn't help but slightly frowned her burgundy eyebrows.

"Big or small?"

"Of course it's a small one, and it's very quick."

Since the two of them had already tacitly acknowledged their relationship, Chen Zixuan spoke quite naturally about this kind of private issue that could have been discussed in public.

After hearing Chen Zixuan's explanation, Miss Heizi couldn't help but relax her brows again.

"Then hurry up, Heizi wants to go out for a walk."

"I know, I know~ Urinating can't cause constipation~"

After saying that, Chen Zixuan walked straight into the room which didn't look big. Well, rather than saying it was small, it was pitifully small given the Japanese way of simplifying and saving space. The toilet was so small that you could only use the narrow toilet which was just big enough for you to turn around or take a shower.

After a burst of blooming that represents life...

Chen Zixuan, who zipped up his pants and successfully avoided the zipper pull getting caught on the skin covering the most vulnerable organ of a man's body in the process, discovered a serious problem.

That is...

"...Hey? Where is the flush button?"

After glancing around the water tank of the toilet for a while, Chen Zixuan, who didn't see the so-called flush button, had a big question mark on his head. Then, with his pants on, his eyes couldn't help but look at a controller box installed on the wall next to the toilet.

Although this thing has only been sold in China in the past two years, it does not mean that Chen Zixuan, who likes to read the news, is ignorant. He has seen automatic flushing toilets before...

But about this usage?

"I think it was one of these four buttons, but..."

Well, this is all because of my lack of knowledge of Japanese. Although the four buttons on the control box of this flush toilet are labeled with text, and there are one or two Chinese characters interspersed in these texts, when these Chinese characters are connected with several other Japanese characters...

"I remember that toilets like this in China all use the third or fourth button to flush... Let's try it..."

Muttering to himself, although he knew that this kind of toilet existed, as a native Chinese, Chen Zixuan was used to squatting in the toilet and had never used this kind of toilet-type electronic products. So he reached out and pressed the third button on the control box tentatively...

One minute later...

Miss Heizi, who was sitting on the big bed in the guest room, playing with her mobile phone boredly while waiting for a man, subconsciously turned her head after hearing the sound of the door opening coming from the direction of the bathroom in the room.

However, when she turned around and saw the man she was waiting for walking out of the toilet, Miss Heizi, who used to think she was well-informed, was stunned at this moment...

because...

"Is the toilet roof leaking? Or is the shower head in the bathtub broken? How come your whole body and clothes are wet?"

"..."

Chapter 298 It’s too late to wait~

"What an idiot! He actually got sprayed in the face with water from the toilet...Pfft!" As she spoke, Miss Heizi, who had originally wanted to pretend to be serious and humiliate Chen Zixuan for such a shameful thing, couldn't help laughing at this moment.

After all, I believe that for anyone, having toilet water sprayed on the face is enough to make people laugh.

"Isn't it because the toilets in your country are different from those in China? What kind of toilet can automatically flush and clean your butt? I have never used one. Besides, I seriously doubt whether the water sprayed out of it can really clean your butt."

Chen Zixuan couldn't help but make such a complaint, but amidst Miss Heizi's sneer, he did not refute the established fact of his embarrassment.

After all, his clothes, which were soaked by the water from the toilet, were still hanging in the small room of the hotel.

Chen Zixuan had to admit that Japan was a very quiet country, and once night fell, the towns here were no longer lively.

Although I have always heard that the security level in Japan is not much worse than that in China, and there is no danger like in Europe and the United States where you have to wear a bulletproof vest when you go out at night, except for the occasional French newspapers distributing some reactionary remarks that are of no benefit to Chinese people on the streets during the day, you can't see any Hezbollah guards wearing Middle Eastern clothes and white turbans throwing bags at you while shouting Allahu Akbar or something like that.

But for some reason, once night falls, the streets of Japanese towns are deserted, not even a ghost in sight, let alone passing vehicles.

I heard that Mr. Zhou, who was explaining to everyone on the tour bus, admitted that even an internationally recognized big city like Tokyo is not much better than this ordinary town that is so quiet at night that it drives people crazy.

"That's not the case. If you rinse it for a little longer, it will be clean~"

In response to Chen Zixuan's complaint, a certain Miss Heizi, who would consider herself a lady as long as it didn't involve a girl who liked to use coins to shoot qigong cannons, tactfully put away her smile after she had laughed enough at Chen Zixuan's ugly deeds.

For some reason, maybe it's because she has been with commoners like Chen Zixuan for too long, who has nothing to do with her previous aristocratic life, but now this once arrogant and perverted girl, when talking to a young man, her tone is much more casual than when she first came to this world.

Those slightly vulgar jokes that she would never have said in the past in Academy City, she can now make without any disguise in front of the guy she has always called "idiot" and "idiot".

Chen Zixuan did not reply, even though he still did not believe that flushing could clean one's butt. However, he did not refute the dirty joke that Miss Heizi made to him, which was not a joke.

The two of them walked calmly on the deserted streets of Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan at night, and the streets, which had originally gained a bit of popularity due to their appearance, fell into the kind of silence that seemed to have lasted forever again.

The pace was neither fast nor slow. Perhaps for Chen Zixuan at this moment, just walking aimlessly on the deserted street with the person he loved, even if he didn't look back at the other person, just listening to the other person's familiar footsteps was a rare enjoyment.

Kuroko did not look back like Chen Zixuan. She just walked forward like Chen Zixuan. The difference between her and Chen Zixuan was that she was looking down at her toes while walking. She did not look around as Chen Zixuan expected, at the environment that was familiar yet unfamiliar to her.

Yes, that's right, she was looking down at her toes at this moment, even though the words "I want to go out for a casual walk and see what Japan looks like now after being away for half a year" were mentioned by her to Chen Zixuan when they were in the hotel before.

The two came to a bridge. The bridge was not very high. It was the kind that can be seen everywhere in China, with a highway on it. It was very dark under the bridge. In the absence of street lights and the night scene, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but wonder, since the construction of this bridge, will many Japanese couples in love have something casually or too casually happening under this bridge, perhaps today, or tomorrow, or on some night in the past or in the future, where there is no light except on both sides of the bridge.

Perhaps, something could happen between him and Miss Heizi who was walking beside her under this bridge, at this moment of night?

"You seem to be thinking of something unpleasant in your mind."

"...You can sense this?"

In the darkness, Heizi, who had been silent all the way, suddenly spoke, which startled Chen Zixuan and made him involuntarily shift his gaze to the petite figure beside him.

"You are too easy for Kuroko to guess right now."

"A woman's sixth sense?"

"Maybe. Shakespeare said: 'Women in love are often the most foolish.' This sentence is not entirely correct in the eyes of the black fans~"

"Not really, especially for you."

Chen Zixuan made such an exclamation. To be honest, as far as the existence of Shirai Kuroko was concerned, he initially just wanted to take responsibility for the inexplicable mistake he made when he first saw Kuroko.

But now, he has truly fallen in love with this little girl who was too willful and capricious for a big man like him who grew up under the red flag.

It's only been half a year, yes, only half a year.

Sometimes Chen Zixuan even wondered that perhaps in their relationship, he was the most foolish person as Shakespeare said. Or perhaps, it was simply because of the difference in times that the status, position and thinking between men and women were swapped with the era in which Shakespeare lived?

Chen Zixuan didn't quite understand all of this at the moment, but the only thing he understood now was that during the short period of time when he finished saying the last sentence and fell into a moment of contemplation, the girl next to him, whose outline was only visible due to the darkness under the bridge, who had been walking in sync with him, suddenly stopped.

"What Kuroko said is not entirely true, ok?"

"What...uh?"

The soft touch and slight wetness suddenly appeared on Chen Zixuan's cheek, making him stunned before he could fully express his doubts.

To be honest, once the two keywords of dark environment and single man and single woman are linked together, people will have some unhealthy thoughts. If coupled with the deserted streets, these thoughts may need to be supplemented with some mustard-like stimulation.

But after the touch on my face, this evil, unhealthy thought, which would have been blocked in a 404 window if it were placed on a regular domestic website, disappeared in an instant.

The delicate figure, which Chen Zixuan usually secretly called "bones", came up to him, and a small hand pressed on Chen Zixuan's shoulder. At this moment, even without turning around to take a closer look, Chen Zixuan could clearly imagine in his mind that the small girl next to him was tiptoeing mischievously, trying hard to complete the action of putting her little mouth close to his ear.

"At least, the black fans in the past never got jealous because of a man and another woman. To some extent, this battle between us that lasted for half a year, this time you win~"

After saying this, the heat around her ears disappeared, and the girl in the darkness beside her put her thin hands behind her back and deliberately took steps that required her equally thin legs to be lifted high, with big strides, ignoring a guy who was stunned in place by her series of sudden actions.

Walking towards the deserted street not far ahead, which was illuminated by street lights.

The moment she walked under the light, she turned around, with a smile on her cute face with a hint of mischief, making her look like an elf who lived in the night but had a soft glow.

"Hurry up! If you miss this opportunity, it will be too late."

"Propose or something~"

Chapter 299 What?!

“I wanted to make it more romantic…”

In the hotel's hot spring pool, Chen Zixuan, who had just finished his night tour of Kanagawa Prefecture with Miss Kuroko, was soaking in the water with all his clothes off. After staring at the sky for a long time with his eyes dully as if they had lost all their spirit, he uttered this sigh as if muttering to himself.

"Isn't it good? I think you are romantic enough. At least your wish in this life has almost been fulfilled, right?"

At the side, he was wiping the sweat off his face with a towel, looking at himself and Tintin who was blurred by the water's reflection in the water, as if they were comparing whose royal city was bigger between the two brothers. He gave such an answer without even turning his head.

It's strange, isn't it? Men, especially men who call each other brothers, just can't go to the bathhouse together and be honest with each other.

Because this frankness is either about comparing the size of their penises or about throwing a piece of socialist soap at the person they call their brother.

Well, we have to admit that whether it is socialist soap or capitalist soap, the purpose of the soap produced by these two theories is the same...

"You think too much. Don't think that even if I succeed in putting the ring on Kuroko's hand, the real problems I will face have just begun~"

As he spoke, Chen Zixuan, whose half body was immersed in the water, could not help but let his body, which was slumped in the hot spring pool, slide down a little like a puddle of mud.

It seems that he is exhausted because of something? Or is it because he feels helpless from the bottom of his heart to face the soap storm that is about to happen under the limited possible circumstances?

By the way, if you just want someone to bend over in front of you with their back to you, it seems that you don't even need soap or a towel, right?

At most, you can add a sentence like "Hey, man, my towel fell on the ground, and there is shampoo on my head, so it's hard to bend down. Can you bend down and help me pick it up?"

"At the beginning, what's the problem? Could it be that your little girl who has the same name as a certain pervert I know, and even looks very similar, will be like those women who only care about money and wait for you to sign the joint property agreement before divorcing you after putting on the ring? Although I am not familiar with your girl and have not met her a few times, I don't think she is that kind of woman."

In response to Chen Zixuan's weak words, Wang Cheng, who had already sorted out the penis issue with Chen Zixuan and raised his head with satisfaction, turned his gaze back to the men in the small group within the company who were sitting opposite them and chatting. He couldn't help but ask Chen Zixuan beside him his questions without any hesitation.

"..." Chen Zixuan did not answer this guy's casual question. He just remained silent. While looking up at the sky, he slowly submerged his upper body including his head into the water.

After all, he couldn't tell Wang Cheng in front of him that Kuroko came from another world and was really the perverted two-dimensional loli that Wang Cheng knew, right?

Speaking of which, Chen Zixuan has actually begun to gradually believe that there is indeed something wrong with Kuroko's origins, and it is even possible that she came from the "Academy City" that she mentioned, which seems to be just an anime work in this world. Although he was waiting for Miss Kuroko to truly open her heart to him and tell him everything about the so-called Academy City in person.