The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"Hehe~ There's nothing unscientific about it~ The fact that the hotel owner is willing to lend us bicycles only means that you guys deserve to be punished by God~ So you should just accept the tragic fate that is about to come~ In fact, we are still doing you good~ You sit in the office for at least 300 days a year, and after work, you don't even know to go to the gym to exercise, and you even say that you don't go to the gym to save money~ Since you want to save money so much, then let's do some free exercise today! What are you still standing there for?! Run for me!!!"

The leader seemed to have a rather rough personality, and her pretty face was quite familiar, as if she was the elder sister of a certain pseudo-mother named Meng who was not sure whether she should be considered a man or a woman. This was the midnight version of the Hedong Lion's Roar! It was accompanied by the danger signal sent by the belts that these women deliberately pulled in their hands and made a "snap" sound...

The bastards present were completely desperate...

“Hey, hey, hey! Why should I run with you too? Didn’t I tell you that I’m in your group?!”

"Shut up! If Heizi tells you to run, then just run! Are you asking for trouble by complaining? Look at Mr. Wang over there. Not only is he not complaining, he's also chatting and laughing with Xiaoxi's sister! Can't you learn from Heizi?!"

"How can this be the same?! He is..."

"Shut up!"

Well, it seems that tonight is really an unforgettable disaster day for the male employees of a certain transportation company...

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In the mixed bathing at the inn hot spring where the crime took place...

A white little foot slowly stretched towards the pool below, and the toes wrapped in white and smooth skin suddenly lightly touched the water surface that was emitting bursts of hot water.

After creating a series of tiny ripples in the peaceful sleep, they immediately retracted quickly as if someone had been electrocuted.

"Ouch! It's hot!"

A scream was heard. The sound was so weak and thin that one could tell at a glance that the owner of the voice was definitely a young girl!

But is this really the case?

After asking this question, let your eyes look up, across the slender calves, across the beautiful thighs, and to the white towel below the waist and above the legs, which is called the absolute area!

A very eye-catching protrusion appeared...

"I don't think... there won't be anyone coming..."

After testing the water temperature in the hot spring pool, the good-looking girl couldn't help but show a hint of caution on her face, like a thief.

She turned her head, looked left and right, then turned around and glanced behind her.

After realizing that there was indeed no one around and no signs of human activity could be heard even in the men's and women's baths next door, the guilty look on his face slowly began to fade.

Then, she stretched out her fair little feet again, slowly, testing the water temperature, and slowly immersed her body in the hot spring below...

"It's so late... No one should come to take a shower... It seems I was too worried... Ugh..."

As she spoke, the girl finally submerged more than 70% of her body in the water and shook a few times involuntarily. This was the side effect of the uncontrollable shaking caused by the warm water of the hot spring when a person entered the water...

But soon, after getting used to the warmth that the hot water of the hot spring brought to her whole body, the girl who was a little nervous before entering the water immediately revealed a cute look as if she was enjoying it.

At the same time, he unconsciously made a cute sound...

"Kumu~~~"

At this moment, time and all related troubles seem to be less important to this girl...

"Come to think of it... This is my first time taking a hot spring bath... It's a pity that there is no bathtub at home, otherwise if I take a bath every day, I believe all my diseases will disappear completely, right?"

At this point, the girl who was enjoying the hot spring couldn't help but have a gloomy look in her eyes, which were slightly narrowed because of the comfort. It seemed that she thought of something unpleasant. But soon, all the unpleasant things in her mind were thrown out of her mind by shaking her head in the same way as in the Rejoice advertisement...

"Go away, go away, go away! People always say that smart people can't outlive stupid people! So it's better not to think about these annoying things! Camisara~ Let me become a stupid person who can live super long! Just like Brother Wang Cheng!"

The girl was praying to the night sky, but her voice and the movement of her hands clasped together in front of her flat, yet not-so-flat chest, made her sound more like she was playing tricks and acting like a spoiled brat than praying...

"But... speaking of Brother Wang Cheng... I always feel a little sorry for him... I obviously approached him with a purpose... Although he also had his eyes on my sister and was unwilling to sever ties with a 'boy' like me and never have anything to do with me... But generally speaking, if I hadn't approached him actively... he wouldn't have done such a heartless thing... At that time, if I could be honest with him... should I give him some compensation?"

The girl who had been praying to be a fool who could live a long time before now looked like she was thinking.

She looked troubled as she propped up her knee with her right elbow, which was so thin that it looked like she was a little malnourished. Her clenched fist dragged her smooth chin, and her eyes became unfocused as she thought...

What do boys like? Fashionable clothes? Cool motorcycles? Mechanical watches that show stability? Girls from this island country? Magnet links in computers? Or going to a Japanese red-light district and spending 100,000 yen on a whore that will be unforgettable and even go down in history?

Obviously, among all the things that can be thought of, the last three are what the girl can never compensate Wang Cheng for...

And the girl was sure that, as an outlier among men, a guy like Wang Cheng would never like the first three...

If I give him the first three, it would be better to just buy him a figurine. The reason I didn't consider a figurine is that figurines are too uncreative. The girl thinks that if she wants to compensate someone, especially someone she likes, how can she be less creative?

So, what does the man who is obsessed with the second dimension like to write?

【Secondary...】

As she was thinking, the girl, whose body was immersed in the water and looked like a thinker, suddenly had her troubled eyes brightened!

Then he was so excited that he stood up directly from the hot spring water!

"Yeah! As a fellow 2D player, how could I not have thought of that?! Gifts don't have to cost money! Isn't it enough as long as they are creative?! It doesn't matter how much money you have! For example..."

At this point, the girl, who had already stood up from the pool, suddenly paused! Then she stretched out her left hand and quickly pulled off the towel that had been completely soaked in hot water and that she had been wearing before entering the hot spring! At the same time, her right hand reached for her crotch that had been judged to be bulging!

“Ding ding ding ding! Magical girl! Transformation! Brother Wang Cheng! You didn’t expect it! Xiaoxi’s big dick can be taken off! Oh hehehe~~~”

Bang~

"Heh...heh...heh..."

Just as the girl who called herself Xiao Xi was trying hard to imitate the queen with an extremely exaggerated laughter, there was a sound of a wooden basin used for bathing in the hot spring falling to the ground suddenly heard from behind her.

And it was with this very clear and sudden noise that the girl, who was originally full of energy and playing tricks in the bathhouse, suddenly got stuck in her queen-like whisper, just like the tape of an old-fashioned tape recorder...

"Kuroko-chan...Kuroko-chan's boyfriend, big brother..." (°ー°〃)

“That thing! How could you…how could you…actually…take it down?!”Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

"ah----!!!"

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I'm sorry for being absent for a few days. My best friend's grandfather passed away suddenly. I drove hundreds of kilometers to the funeral home and stayed there for three nights. I was helping out every day and sometimes I didn't even have time to eat. That's why I didn't send out a leave application. Please forgive me.

May the old man rest in peace.

Chapter 305: Isn’t it true that you rushed into the women’s bathhouse?

I have to say that at the beginning, a certain brother named Chen was really devastated...

Although as a normal man with healthy limbs, I would be embarrassed to go out and say that I am a man if I don’t have some physical strength.

But even so, as a normal person who has been raised in modern society and has a strong sense of staying at home, I am not happy to be forced to ride a bicycle and whip for dozens of kilometers by my fiancée...

I guess after running a lap, he really needs to learn the necessary skills of those female teachers in this island country, such as Longze teacher, Jingkong teacher, and Ozawa teacher, and shout "Yamedie" to the sky a few times...

Well, this time Chen Zixuan really wanted to imitate those harem ladies on TV in front of his own Miss Heizi, kneeling on the ground with a sad face and reaching out to pull the skirt of Majesty Heizi, crying and thinking about this queen who was so young that anyone who had seen her would sincerely say "minor?" and saying such a wise saying with a strong crying tone "I can't do it".

However, as the whip in the hands of Her Majesty the Queen danced wildly, the words that Chen Zixuan wanted to say, the wise words of the concubines in the TV dramas that poisoned countless old women in their forties and fifties in China, were forcibly pulled back into his mouth by the whip.

But, as the saying goes, fortunes are often accompanied by disasters, and disasters are often accompanied by fortunes.

I don't know if it was God who opened his eyes or if it was because the fairy lady who passed by didn't put her sanitary napkin in properly and accidentally let out a little wisdom that just happened to leak into the mind of a twin-tailed girl who turned into a loli-level shrew, giving her an epiphany.

While holding the belt, one hand on the steering handle of the bicycle and the other hand wielding a small whip, he had just finished sending a man who had been punished for angrily rushing into the women's bathhouse and running with a group of peeping Toms less than a kilometer away.

Chen Zixuan was surprised to find that he and Miss Heizi, the funny couple, had inexplicably fallen behind...

"Um... Your Majesty... This is..."

The whip behind him stopped waving, and the originally noisy scene behind him suddenly became quiet. The slight sound caused by the friction between the gears and the chain when riding the bicycle also disappeared.

With the sudden occurrence of this emergency, Chen Zixuan, who had been running wildly with a group of otakus before falling behind, couldn't help but stop running due to the sudden silence behind him, perhaps because of the intermittent outbreak of the M attribute hidden in his heart.

Then, he turned his head and saw Miss Heizi's pretty face which had suddenly changed.

Yes, even that pretty face became quiet. Different from the previous manic look like a little Tyrannosaurus that she had transformed into after discovering her husband's cheating, at this moment, Miss Heizi seemed to have returned to her normal appearance.

"What? Are you addicted to being whipped by Heizi?"

Looking at Chen Zixuan, who had followed her, stopped and turned around, with a tentative look on his face, his body still on the bicycle, completely different from his previous "manic high-speed flying body", Miss Heizi couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

It looks like if Chen Zixuan dares to say "yes", she will probably make a guest appearance and sing the song "I have a fiancé whom I never ride~ Suddenly one day I got the urge to whip him while we were going out to the disco~ I had a small whip in my hand and was whipping him with great pleasure~ Suddenly, oh my god, he was whipped like a fool~"...

Seeing Miss Heizi's pretty face, which had finally calmed down, suddenly become dark again, Chen Zixuan's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly waved his hands in surrender!

Just kidding, being whipped by his own girl while running on a bicycle in the middle of the night, let alone whether it is embarrassing or not! If he just lets her play with him like this, Old Chen will probably wonder if he has opened the door to a new world and is going further and further on the road that people call M...

"No, no, no, no! How could I be addicted to that kind of stuff! Your Majesty, you misunderstood!"

"Tsk."

Following the shameful retreat of a man named Chen, which was like ceding land and paying compensation, Miss Heizi, who had begun to slowly release her murderous aura again, could only smack her lips in dissatisfaction.

It seemed to prove to the world from the side that the previous "whip of love" that was less than a thousand meters away from Chen Zixuan did not satisfy this twin-tailed girl who was born into a Japanese noble family in another world.

At the same time, it was Miss Heizi's look of dissatisfaction that made the man, who was almost beaten to new attributes by the belt in her hand, suddenly feel extremely fortunate!

[Luckily I didn’t do anything stupid… otherwise I would have to make friends with the wooden spinning tops that the old man in the park likes to play with today…]

At this moment, Chen Zixuan, feeling grateful for surviving a disaster, kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead. And just as he was wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Miss Heizi, who was standing opposite him, suddenly turned around, turned around on her bicycle and headed towards the direction of the hot spring hotel they had come out of before.

It seemed as if she had already ignored the man who was still wiping his sweat off his face. She didn't even bother to explain herself. She just left those words lightly while turning around by holding the handlebars of her bicycle.

"gone back."

"Oh... Hey? Going back? Wait... Wait a minute, Miss! Are we going back now? You don't want me to keep running?"

"...Didn't you say your skin isn't itchy anymore?"

Just as Chen Zixuan was catching up and asking questions, Miss Heizi, who had already turned her bicycle around, couldn't help but turn her head again, and with her calm eyes but a hint of danger, she glanced deeply at the man named Chen who was catching up with her.

Seeing that some parts of his body still feel burning pain, the guy couldn't help shrinking his neck...

"No...No...I'm just a little bit weird...Why are you...you..."

"Will he suddenly drop out and stop beating you?"

"Um...um..."

Miss Heizi, who had retracted her murderous intent, rode very slowly, so slowly that Chen Zixuan didn't even need to jog. He only needed to walk a little faster than usual to keep up.

"That's because there's no need to beat you. The one who was wrong was those peeping guys. You just rushed into the women's bathhouse because you were worried that Kuroko's body would be seen by other men. Kuroko knows this very well." Miss Kuroko retracted her gaze and looked straight ahead at the front, giving this explanation to the man who had asked her a question.

But after hearing this explanation, the doubt in the man's eyes became even deeper.

"You know? If you knew, why did you whip me and run with those guys?"

"why?"

Miss Heizi frowned, and she turned her head again and looked deeply with her beautiful burgundy eyes at the man next to her who was riding a bicycle slowly and quickly alongside her.

"Isn't it true that you rushed into the women's bathhouse alone without clothes?"

"...Forehead?"

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Merry Christmas, everyone. How many of you are staying at home reading during this holiday? Raise your hands so I can see.

Chapter 306 I'm afraid I'll become a martyr

Well, this time our General Manager Chen really has no way to defend himself...

After all, no matter how you explain it, the fact that he rushed into the women's bathhouse naked is a foregone conclusion~

So no matter how he explained it, it was impossible for him to get away with it by being cute to those women who were exposed by him.

What's more, his old face is not related to the word "cute", right? If it was a boy like Meng Yuanxi, maybe he could have escaped and even lived in peace with those women...

Fortunately, our lovely Miss Heizi is a sensible and sensible girl. She knows that Chen Zixuan, who rushed into the women's bathhouse naked, did so only because he was anxious to be peeped at by other men. That's why he did such an indecent thing as rushing into the women's bathhouse. She herself did not have too many thoughts about other women's naked bodies.

It can be said that the crime does not deserve the death penalty, but if the incident is treated as if nothing happened and Old Chen lets it go without any criticism or praise in front of the group of victims in the women's bathhouse, then it is definitely untenable from the perspective of a group of women and from a logical point of view.

Isn't that why he and Chen Zixuan staged that falling-behind scene with the whip in hand?

In the end, the drama that needed to be performed for a group of women was performed, and the explanation was made clear. The two returned to the hot spring hotel without telling the group of people and resumed their previous daily state of the man being a traitor and the woman being aloof.

It's just that I came back, but the 1,000-meter sprint in which Miss Heizi chased me by the belt was also a fact.

As for running, for a normal person with no physical illness, it is normal for a little sweat to be secreted from the pores during intense exercise.

But it was this normal thing that made Chen Zixuan realize with some sadness that the bath he had taken in the men's bath was in vain...

"I want to take another bath in the hot spring." This was the first request Chen Zixuan made after following Miss Heizi back to the hotel.