The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"You little brat! Even if you want to die, don't die in my house!"

Afterwards, Chen Zixuan picked up Heizi and rushed out of the house and into the elevator without even having time to close the security door, taking Miss Heizi, who was not only unconscious but also in critical condition!

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"Hey, traffic police, don't your new traffic rules say that people riding electric scooters must wear safety helmets and that they cannot carry passengers on the first ring road in the city? Why are you checking me even when I'm driving on the inner lane?"

"This is just a new regulation that was recently introduced. Electric bikes cannot use the inner lane. Wasn't this new traffic rule reported in the news these days? Didn't you see it? Besides, can't you afford the 10 yuan refund? Since I caught you this time, can't you just be more careful next time?"

"Okay, traffic police comrade, but I think instead of giving me a ticket right now, you might as well turn around and take care of the electric bike behind you that's rushing towards us. Not only is he not wearing a helmet, he's also carrying someone and..."

"Huh? And more? And what?"

The traffic policeman who was checking and punishing electric bikes for violations within the first ring road of the city where Chen Zixuan was located, turned his head with a look of confusion after hearing the tip from the electric bike driver he was checking. The result was just a slight side glance!

Even this traffic policeman who stands guard on the main road every day and is knowledgeable about what happens on the road could not help but be completely horrified by what he saw!

At this moment, about four or five hundred meters behind the traffic police comrade, a guy riding an electric bike with a flat front wheel and moving in an S-shaped pattern, not only without a helmet but also with someone on board, was rushing towards him quickly with blood all over his face!

Of course! The other party's obvious hit-and-run appearance was not enough to scare the traffic policeman in front of him!

What really horrified the traffic policeman who was on duty in broad daylight was that the guy with blood on his face riding a battery-powered scooter seemed to be carrying a girl of about 13 or 14 years old. Moreover, the girl was not sitting behind the man with blood on his face, but was held in front of him by the man! Her two slender legs without shoes were weakly straddling the thighs of the man on the scooter in a riding position!

In addition, the electric bike that the man was riding was in tatters, as if it had just been in a car accident and there seemed to be some problems with its performance! During the riding process, it shook like a tractor running at full speed!

As a result, the little girl, who was riding in a reverse riding posture, with her back to the traffic policeman, being held by the man with one hand and her legs spread out, was riding on the man's legs with her body moving up and down at a very fast speed due to the violent shaking of the electric scooter!

It's like sitting with a man and doing something that can only be done between men and women in bed...

An indescribable movement...

The most outrageous thing was that the man actually maintained this position with the girl and controlled the handlebars of the electric scooter with one hand, making the scooter move in an S-shaped pattern? !

This, this ...

Is it really okay to ride a bike like this on the street?!

So! I feel that if I can turn a blind eye to this new type of car sex! This behavior that seriously damages the city appearance, then I, as a traffic policeman, will have no face to be in the spot. The traffic police comrade who went there was angry!

He took two steps at a time and used his body as a barrier to block the path of the man on the bike who was holding the little girl and shaking up and down!

I want to use my body! I want to risk the badge on my hat to stop this behavior that not only seriously violates traffic regulations but also seriously affects the appearance of this civilized city!

However, what the traffic policeman who had already blocked his own body had never expected was that the man on the bike used the lightning running method of the battery bike with one hand, causing the battery bike to hit him just as it was about to hit him!

The car passed by him rapidly with a drifting skill at a 45-degree side angle!

As a result, he failed to fulfill his duty as a policeman and successfully stopped the two coquettish two-wheeled vehicles!

"Comrade police! I am not an illegal motorcycle taxi driver!!!"

"Your whole family is on this illegal motorcycle!!! Stop the car now!!! I'm going to take you back to the police station for investigation for violating multiple road traffic safety regulations, you bastard!!! Also! What are you doing to that little girl on your lap right now?! Stop the car! Stop the car! I'm going to take you to the police station!!!"

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Chapter 36: Preaching and Borrowing Money

"Although I don't know what happened, according to the examination results, the child fainted from hunger because he hadn't eaten for a long time."

"...Is that true?"

In the inpatient building of the Provincial Hospital, a young male doctor walked into the ward and handed a medical record to Chen Zixuan. After receiving the record, Chen Zixuan, after hearing the doctor's narration, could not help but glance at Miss Heizi who was sleeping on the bed beside him. At the same time, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly uncontrollably.

"Although this is not something we should ask, out of curiosity, I still want to ask you, sir, are you the brother of this little girl?"

"Uh? Um... well..."

The young male doctor suddenly asked this question to Chen Zixuan who was about to look down at the medical records. Chen Zixuan, who didn't know how to describe his relationship with Miss Heizi, a 13-year-old underage girl, was speechless after hearing this question.

After seeing Chen Zixuan's hesitant look, the young male doctor's eyes immediately became sharp.

"Isn't it?"

"Well...well, I guess... a distant relative or something like that. He came to my house to play because the school was on holiday recently..."

"Is that so? Then I'm even more curious. How could a thirteen-year-old girl starve herself to death at home?" the young male doctor continued to ask.

“Maybe it’s youth~”

"Huh? Youth?" Chen Zixuan's answer instantly caused a puzzled expression to appear on the male doctor's face, and at this time Chen Zixuan seemed to have realized that the doctor's current inquiry seemed to be beyond the scope of his duties.

"Um... Doctor, this doesn't seem to fall within your job scope, right?"

Chen Zixuan looked at the male doctor with a hint of suspicion and vigilance in his eyes. The doctor, who was eager to get to the bottom of the matter, was also stunned after seeing Chen Zixuan's vigilance towards him. At the same time, he also realized that he seemed to have no right to inquire about the privacy of patients and their families.

"Um... sorry, sorry, this is just my personality. This child will get better with two bottles of glucose. By the way! Compared to this child, I think your injury seems to be more serious. Do you need my help? Don't look at me like this. In fact, I am just filling in for someone else today. My main job is actually surgery."

"Oh? Oh! Really? Thank you for your help!"

Hearing the young male doctor's reminder, which was obviously intended to change the subject, Chen Zixuan, who was stuttering and had a bleeding wound on his head that had not yet fully healed, was stunned at first, and then immediately agreed to the male doctor's request.

"Come with me~ I'll take you to register and pay~ It's okay for the child to lie here first~"

By the time Chen Zixuan had treated his injuries, it was already dusk...

Chen Zixuan, whose head and left hand were wrapped in thick gauze, originally wanted to return to Miss Heizi's ward to take care of the little patient who had starved herself to the point of coma after treating her injuries.

But who would have thought that just as he arrived at Miss Heizi's ward, opened the side door of the ward and was about to step in with his slightly lame foot!

Ding-ling-ling-ling-ling~

A phone call rang in his pocket. Chen Zixuan, who was about to enter the house, was interrupted and had to stop his action and took out the phone from his pocket.

"Huh?! Wang Cheng? Why is this guy looking for me? Wait! It can't be..."

Looking at the name of the incoming caller displayed on the phone screen, Chen Zixuan, who was planning to accompany Miss Heizi and keep watch for her all night, couldn't help but frowned deeply.

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That night, around 8pm, a roadside stand selling barbecue and fried rice near the provincial hospital where Miss Heizi worked...

"Explode! Reality! Shatter! The spirit! Banish this world!"

Whoosh! Bang!!!

"Fuck Lao Xuan! Do you want to kill me?!"

At a roadside table, when a certain Chen Zixuan's second-dimensional old squad leader shouted out this shameful quote copied from some unknown corner of the Internet under the gazes of countless passers-by who looked at him like a lunatic, a beer bottle that had not been opened and drunk flew past the old squad leader's head!

The one who threw the bottle of beer at the head of this old 2D squad leader was none other than Chen Zixuan, who still had gauze wrapped around his head. He had originally wanted to spend the night with a certain black loli, but was handed over by a tactless old squad leader over the phone!

"If you dare to yell at me like an idiot again, I'll go back to the hospital. Seriously~ Every time I go out with you, I have the urge to run away. Can't you stop embarrassing me?"

"...Tsk! Okay~ I won't yell~ You don't understand the beauty of the second dimension at all. You don't play games much, watch anime and TV much, and just read international express and news every day. Isn't it boring? Or do you want to retire in advance? Otherwise, you should accept my preaching and successfully become our comrade in the second dimension! How about it?"

Hearing Chen Zixuan use the word "leave" as a threat, the old squad leader Wang Cheng, who had a relapse of the middle school syndrome, had to temporarily suppress the strong middle school syndrome in his heart, and sat back on a plastic chair opposite Chen Zixuan with a bored look on his face.

At the same time, he continued to preach to Chen Zixuan, who was not a homebody.

"However far your dream is, get as far away from me as possible. I've told you before that I'm not interested in the things you play with, unless..."

"Oh? Unless what?" After hearing Chen Zixuan's words, which gave him a hint of a turning point that would allow him to successfully preach, Wang Cheng, who had always wanted to develop his friend who he worked with and saw each other every day since college into a 2D otaku friend to discuss anime with, couldn't help but have his eyes light up at this moment!

However, Chen Zixuan's answer made Wang Cheng's hope of missionary success dim again...

"Unless that beautiful and devoted female character from some anime you like can travel through time and space to come to me and marry me! I will believe you!"

"Tsk! As expected, you are just a social animal in the real world! There is no hope for you!"

"You are the one who is hopeless, right? How old are you and still playing with these things? Tell me, why did you come to see me this time?"

Chen Zixuan, who didn't want to continue talking to this friend who was a friend but whose brain waves were always in the cosmic channel, went straight to the point and asked.

As for the old squad leader Wang Cheng, after hearing his inquiry, he did not immediately give a direct answer, but began to ask about the injuries on his head and hands.

"Speaking of which, what happened to your head and hands?"

"I was hit by a car while riding my bike today, and my foot was slightly sprained... Did you just notice that I'm wrapped in gauze now?!"

"No~ I saw it just now, but since you didn't have anything to do, I didn't ask... As for why I came to you this time..."

Having said that, Wang Cheng paused for a moment, and at the same time Wang Cheng paused, Chen Zixuan frowned.

"Is it my uncle's? Because I was absent from work today without reason?"

"No, I came to you today to ask you to treat me to a meal..."

"...ha?"

Wang Cheng shyly told Chen Zixuan the reason why he came to see him today, and after a not-too-long period of time to react, the latter immediately put on a dead look on his face.

"Um... I... I have spent all my money this month... on figurines and peripherals... So... can you treat me to a meal today... and... lend me some money?" (scratching his head and grinning)

"...Get lost!" (with a look of disgust)

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Chapter 37: Immature Suggestions

It was still the roadside stall. After Wang Cheng's repeated requests, Chen Zixuan finally agreed to ask Wang Cheng, a so-called "otaku" who might have a little bit of a middle school syndrome, to solve his dinner problem tonight.

“Ohhh! I feel like the Dark Flame Dragon in my body has revived again because of the replenishment of dark energy!”

"Dark Flame Dragon? Is what came out after you masturbated ink? Wait... inside your body?"

Halfway through his meal, Wang Cheng, who was holding a box of fried rice in his hand, could no longer suppress his terminal illness called Chuunibyou, which all otakus are more or less prone to, and he immediately started yelling at Chen Zixuan, who was also sitting opposite him and eating his lunch.

Unexpectedly, he was met with a casual counterattack from Chen Zixuan, who had known him for many years and had unknowingly developed a good eloquence!

Moreover, the counterattack directly hit the key point represented by the word "inside the body" in Wang Cheng's second-year syndrome speech!

Even Wang Cheng, who was stuck in his middle school mentality, couldn't help but briefly come out of his middle school mentality at this moment and began to refute Chen Zixuan.

"What do you mean inside the body? Did I say that? I just said the crotch, okay? The crotch!"

"Oh, crotch, I have one too, but it just happens to be in the opposite camp to you, after all, the one you spray is black."

"..."

Hearing Chen Zixuan's nonchalant words, Wang Cheng, who was in the late stage of the second-year syndrome, immediately had a look of "friendship is over" on his face. He sat back in his seat without any interest and began to silently finish the remaining half box of fried rice in his box.

Actually, although Chen Zixuan was now responding to Wang Cheng's words and mocking him, what he was thinking about in his heart was a certain Miss Heizi who was still lying in the hospital.

"Hey, Lao Wang."

"what?"

"Let me ask you something. Aren't you very knowledgeable about loli?"

"Of course! No matter if she's tsundere or cute! As long as she's a loli and looks cute! She's within the scope of what I must understand and observe! What? You're not a otaku like me! Why are you asking this?!"

When a certain perverted lolita lover who was sitting opposite Chen Zixuan heard Chen Zixuan mention the word "Lolita" while eating without even looking at him, his face immediately lit up.

Although he did feel more energetic, doubts also arose. Having known Chen Zixuan for so many years, Wang Cheng also knew that words like "Lolita" and "young girl" were generally not used actively. But he heard this from Chen Zixuan's mouth without him mentioning it himself!

"I'm just asking, because recently, I seem to have run into a problem related to female creatures like [Lolita], and I wanted to take this opportunity to ask you for advice."

"Excuse me, please? Big trouble about Loli?! Hey! Lao Xuan! You can't be! You can't be?!" After hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Wang Cheng, who was originally wondering why Chen Zixuan suddenly mentioned the word Loli in front of him, instantly put on a look of seeing God! He even stretched out a hand and pointed at Chen Zixuan's nose tremblingly!

Seems surprised...

As for Wang Cheng's surprise, Chen Zixuan, with Miss Heizi's appearance still imprinted in his mind, was unable to comprehend the meaning of Wang Cheng's expression for a moment.

"Hmm? Not what?"

"You didn't catch a three-dimensional loli, did you? You bastard! Ugh! Damn it! I'm so jealous!"

"Huh?! Are you an idiot?! I'm not interested in creatures like loli. I'm interested in normal women, not perverts like you... and you're still trying to hook up with loli..."

Chen Zixuan denied Wang Cheng's speculation with a look of disbelief. After all, in his mind, the impression that Heizi had given him in the past few days was that of a virgin who was as solid as a rock!

Even though...the question he wanted to ask was indeed related to Miss Heizi, who was currently sleeping alone in the hospital, left by him.

"Is that so? That's true... You don't look like the kind of person who would attack a loli... Tell me, what do you want to ask me about loli?"

Seeing Chen Zixuan's look of not caring whether to believe it or not, Wang Cheng, his friend for many years, thought about it for a while and found that Chen Zixuan seemed to be the kind of person who would not harm creatures like loli girls. So he couldn't help but adjust his attitude and quit the state of confusing chuunibyou with perversion.