The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"That's right! I may not have much money! My reaction is slow! I also don't want to fall in love so early! My job is still provided by my family! But! I am also a man!!! A man must be responsible!!! I must be responsible for what I do! If there is no love, I will work hard to cultivate it with you! If there is no money, I will work hard to earn it! I will work hard to like you and make you like me! It's not a loss to find an honest man like me! Because the purpose of us honest people is!"

Having said that, Chen Zixuan, who was very emotional, paused for a moment!

“Get the most fun toys for my son!!! Buy the most beautiful clothes for my wife!!!”

Hual ...

"Of course! There's no rush! You can take your time to think about it! I'll leave it at that! Tell me when you've thought it through! Next! To show you my sincerity! I decided to sing a song for you on the street!!!"

She almost shouted this sentence in front of the gossiping crowd on the whole street! After Miss Heizi, who was so scared that she shrank back to the guardrail beside the bridge, finished shouting!

Chen Zixuan, who felt a burning pain in his throat, cleared his throat first, then...

“The sky seems to be raining~ I seem to live next door to you~ I am holding your photo and masturbating while thinking about you~~~... Ahem! Sorry for singing it wrong! I will sing it again!”

"It seems like it's raining. I really want to live next door to you. I'll stand stupidly downstairs of your house and look up to count the dark clouds. If a piano appears in the scene, I will sing for you. Even if there are more basins of water pouring down."

[Ah!!! Who are you!!! Why are you on Kuroko's bed! Don't you know this is the girls' dormitory of Tokiwadai? !] [Girls' dormitory? Little sister, this is my home?]

"Summer is almost over, please buy less ice cream~ Don't wear short skirts when it's cold and don't be so naughty~"

[What happened to your head?] [Oh~ I saw you sent a text message asking for help, and when I rushed over I was too anxious and accidentally ran a red light and got hit by a car.]

"If you are not so happy sometimes, I am willing to lend you my shoulder~ You actually understand my heart~~~"

[I like to keep my favorite things in my heart, for example... this midsummer~]

"Singing this song for you~ There is no style~ It just means~ I hope you are happy~ I toss and turn for you~ I will be a moth to the flame for you~"

【Aunt! We are true love! 】

[If you don’t mind and we can get along, I’ll marry you! ! ! ]

"A little warmth in the late summer and cool autumn~Why not for you!" (Song: "Why not")

A cheerful song temporarily calmed the restless crowd on the street. Although Chen Zixuan's voice could not catch up with any professional singer, his singing skills were pretty good compared to ordinary people...

Listening to the song, the mad black man who was squatting on the guardrail of the bridge with his back against the guardrail gradually calmed down...

As the song played, she recalled all that Chen Zixuan had done for her in the past few days, and she no longer had the urge to kill Chen Zixuan in the street...

However, she was crouching by the bridge, wrapping her hands around her knees, and suddenly a man confessed his love to her in the street. Her cute little face was still dark at this moment...

Although, at this moment, she really wanted to rush up and beat Chen Zixuan to death in the street, but the density of the crowd around Chen Zixuan at this moment did not support her to do so...

"When Kuroko regains his powers... I will definitely move this lolita-loving, perverted, and unevolved primitive creature of yours to 80 meters underground to accompany the dinosaur fossils..."

As he spoke, Heizi tightened his hands around his knees...

"idiot..."

This summer is still long.

————————————————Dividing line————————————————

Ask for collection!

Chapter 47 Mining

Two days passed since that day.

During these two days, Heizi, who received Chen Zixuan's confession, was unusually calm, which was contrary to his usual behavior. This made Chen Zixuan, who had already prepared himself to die after the confession, suspicious.

However, the only thing that comforted Chen Zixuan, who had given up hope on his confession and was even prepared to be beaten, was that

During these two days, Hei Zi, who had already silently reconciled with him because of his hospitalization and the car accident, started a cold war with him again...

This is a good sign, isn't it? At least I won't be hit in the face by the righteous iron fist of Miss Heizi who has transformed into a little Tyrannosaurus Rex...

Miss Heizi also took advantage of the cold war with Chen Zixuan during these two days. She took the opportunity to take the laptop from Chen Zixuan's home and started searching the Internet for some things that Chen Zixuan didn't know.

"I am leaving."

"..."

Chen Zixuan, who was about to go out, did not receive a response from Miss Heizi, who was in the cold war period.

The reason why Chen Zixuan, who had originally planned to use the two days of leave given to him by his uncle to accompany Heizi out was because at this time today, which was the last day of leave he asked for for his uncle, he received a call from Dr. Han from the hospital.

He said that he had obtained Miss Heizi's birth certificate and asked him to go get it...

'Hello? Lao Chen? What's up?'

"Old Five, where are you?"

'Home.'

"Oh, you're not working today, so what are you doing now?"

When Chen Zixuan took the birth certificate for Miss Heizi from Dr. Han and walked out of the hospital with it, he directly called Lao Wu who asked him to apply for Heizi's birth certificate, and prepared to deliver it directly to Lao Wu so that the other party could start helping Miss Heizi to get her ID card as soon as possible.

However, since Chinese people have the habit of asking the other party what they are doing before starting to talk about serious matters when they make a phone call, Chen Zixuan asked Lao Wu this question casually according to this habit before starting to talk to Lao Wu about Miss Heizi's ID card application.

As a result, the other party's answer was...

"Sitting alone in the study, I made my wife. I am ashamed to mention this to others."

'There is a Japanese girl on the screen in front of me, and the paper rolls are neatly laid out beside the table.'

'He was shaking all over, panting, and his eyes were blurry.'

"If you change your left hand to your right hand, it is like divorcing your wife and marrying another one."

'Looking at the quilt makes me sad, and a muddy heart will deceive myself.'

'Gradually, my kidneys began to ache, my eyes rolled up, and my legs became weak.'

'I will masturbate until I have a wife.'

'Drop by drop, it falls to the ground, and all your descendants turn into mud.'

"...Isn't it just the daily routine of single guys watching porn while masturbating...Why are you talking so literary?" After listening to the obscene poem that Lao Wu recited on the phone in its entirety, Chen Zixuan mercilessly used the most intuitive language to expose the unbearable things that Lao Wu was currently doing.

As for Lao Wu on the other end of the phone, after being ruthlessly exposed by Chen Zixuan, his tone immediately revealed a hint of impatience.

"...What do you want to say? Tell me now. You know how annoying it is to be interrupted by a phone call when you are in the mood."

"Oh, I'm calling you to tell you that I've got the birth certificate you asked me to get. Do you want to come to me in a couple of days to get it or should I send it to you today?"

"You got it? So quickly?! It's the birth certificate of the little girl you had sex with? You didn't get a fake certificate, did you?!" Hearing that Chen Zixuan had gotten Heizi's birth certificate so quickly, Lao Wu's tone on the phone couldn't help but start to show surprise.

"Why would I lie to you? And am I the kind of person who would make do with false evidence in a matter like this?"

'Okay then, just bring it to me, and call me when you get downstairs.'

"to make!"

······

Chen Zixuan then sent Miss Heizi's birth certificate to Laowu and urged Laowu to get Heizi's ID card as soon as possible. On the way, he went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables, and then rushed back home without stopping.

"I am back."

"..."

When Chen Zixuan entered the house carrying a large bag of food, just like when he went out before, he did not get a response from Heizi, who was sitting on the sofa looking up something on a laptop.

After putting the ingredients in his hand into the kitchen and coming out, he felt that he should tell Heizi that he had already started the process of processing her ID card.

"I have already obtained your birth certificate and given it to my police friend. I believe it won't be long before you can become a legal citizen of the Celestial Empire."

"...Did you get it done?"

As expected, as soon as Chen Zixuan said this, Heizi, who had been in a cold war with him for the past two days, finally reacted.

At this moment, after hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Heizi first stared at the computer screen in front of him, and then subconsciously shifted his gaze to Chen Zixuan who was sitting on the sofa next to him.

"Yes, the birth certificate proving that you were born in China has been issued, and it won't be long before you can get your ID card."

"Is that so?"

After hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Heizi thought for a moment, then turned his gaze to the laptop in front of him.

As for Chen Zixuan, after seeing that he had finally found a breakthrough with Heizi, who had been in a cold war with him for two days, with the help of his ID card, he didn't want to continue being in a cold war with Heizi, so he quickly opened up his mouth and leaned towards the laptop screen in front of Heizi as if he was chatting up a beautiful woman on the street.

"What are you checking?"

"Looking up something interesting?"

"Something interesting?"

After hearing what Heizi said, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show some doubts on his face.

"Hmm, interesting stuff, related to the world economy."

As she spoke, Heizi, who seemed to have forgotten that she and Chen Zixuan were still in a cold war, suddenly shifted her gaze again and set her eyes on the face of Chen Zixuan who was looking at her curiously.

“Hey~ Do you know Bitcoin?”

“Bitcoin? What is that?”

As an ordinary person, Chen Zixuan, who has been fully exposed to this kind of stuff, became even more confused after hearing what Heizi said.

However, as for this thing called Bitcoin that Heizi mentioned at this moment, Chen Zixuan, who is not an economics major and has little knowledge of computers, is really not interested~

The reason why he looked so doubtful was that he wanted to take this opportunity to end the cold war with Miss Heizi...

————————————————Dividing line——————————————

Ask for collection!

Chapter 48: World-Class Conspiracy

"So, it's just money, a virtual currency. Right?"

"Well, that's about it, but it's still a little different from real money."

After explaining to Chen Zixuan in the briefest possible way that the so-called Bitcoin is just a new type of virtual currency that has emerged on the Internet and can be used as normal currency in some European countries, Miss Heizi changed her tone.

"Is there a discrepancy? What's the discrepancy?" Chen Zixuan asked.

"First of all, Heizi has already said that the characteristics of Bitcoin are nothing more than 21 million math problems. These math problems are uploaded to the Internet by the creator of Bitcoin, and then people all over the world calculate the results together. These 21 million math problems are collectively called [veins]. When someone in the world who comes into contact with this currency calculates a [vein], which is the result of one of the math problems, he will get a so-called [achievement trophy] similar to those in online games now. The name of this [trophy] is [Bitcoin]. It is just a string of data that can be stored in the computer's hard drive together with the calculation answer of this math problem, which is also data. It is not the paper currency used in reality."

"Yeah, and then what? Do you want me to buy you a computer to mine Bitcoin?" At this moment, Chen Zixuan still didn't understand what Heizi wanted to explain to him.

He just thought of one possibility, that is, Heizi wanted to be a miner of this virtual currency? He wanted him to buy a computer to solve these math problems and get some Bitcoin to make money?

Yes, this thought popped up in Chen Zixuan’s mind, but the answer given by Heizi was far beyond his expectations!

The idea was so bold that it even shocked him!

"No, it's more profitable to become the issuer and producer of virtual currency like Bitcoin than to buy a computer to mine Bitcoin."

"What?! You want to make this thing?" Chen Zixuan asked in surprise!

However, Heizi did not directly answer his surprise. Instead, he began to explain to him in a roundabout way.

"Hey, Chen Zixuan, do you know the true value of the currency in your pocket right now?"

"The real value? Isn't it the value of money?" After hearing Heizi talking about the money in his pocket, which is the value of the RMB he is using now, Chen Zixuan blurted out the answer to Heizi without thinking.

After hearing Chen Zixuan's answer, Heizi held his cute chin with his fair little hand and nodded to Chen Zixuan.

"Well, you are both right and wrong. These universal currencies are indeed the value of money, but this money is worthless, because the definition of "money" itself lies in the government. When the government issues currency, it has already attached its own credibility to the money, so it has what you call "value". And these banknotes in your pocket, once they lose the support of the government one day, they will be worthless waste paper, just like the third-party payment form called Alipay commonly used in your country. Alipay is a third party with a credibility guarantee similar to that of the government, that is, a guarantor, and buyers and sellers dare to trade with each other only because of the guarantee of this highly credible guarantor."

"So what does this have to do with Bitcoin?" Chen Zixuan continued to ask.

"Don't you understand? The issuer of [Bitcoin] is not the government! Or rather, no one knows who it is, and the existence of Bitcoin itself has no government support. The reason why it is used as currency by people who understand it is only because of its independence and the number of its fixed 21 million veins! That's right, Bitcoin itself is not controlled or restricted by the government, which means that almost everyone who obtains it has his or her own account book, instead of handing over his or her account book to the government! In addition, it is limited in number, so it is driven up more and more expensive by the so-called [bubble economy]! Even though! It is just a string of data! But!!!"

At this point, Miss Heizi changed the subject, which shocked Chen Zixuan, who seemed to understand what she was saying.

"But...but what?"

“But have you ever thought about it? It! That is, Bitcoin, is actually a world-class conspiracy!” Miss Heizi said firmly.

After seeing Miss Heizi's determination, Chen Zixuan began to act like a primary school student asking his teacher for help with a problem he couldn't solve.

"Conspiracy? How did this get into conspiracy theories?"

Hearing Chen Zixuan's question, Miss Heizi, who had transformed herself into a world economist, immediately showed a disdainful smile on her face.