The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"Everyone has finished eating and is out! You and I are the only ones left. I just got back, too."

"What about that guy?"

"That guy? He's still upstairs! He locked himself in the room by himself. I'm afraid he will be doomed in a while!"

Hearing this, Lao Wu frowned slightly, but he didn't say much. He just silently served himself a meal and started eating with the cold dishes on the table.

Then, while eating, my attention was drawn to the sound of the TV.

"The city's 'Lunchtime News'? I mean the guy named Wu! What's so good about this? MD has nothing better to do all day long, and he even reports on an old lady who went to the market to buy vegetables but the vendor shortchanged her by two cents. It's totally not worth watching! Change the channel!"

"It's the same with changing channels! If you don't watch the news, there's nothing to watch on TV. In this peaceful world, why would you want to watch a terrorist attack?"

Although he said this, the policeman named Wu Yu still picked up the remote control at Lao Wu's request. I guess even though he said this, he agreed with Lao Wu's point of view in his heart, right?

However, just as he was about to press the button to change the channel on the remote control in his hand!

The next piece of news broadcast on the "Midday News" program on TV suddenly made him stop changing the TV channel.

{Next, I will report a news event that happened in our city at noon today: At noon today, at the entrance of a certain community in our city, a man was carrying a woven bag on his shoulder. In the bag was an unknown human-shaped object, and a pair of female legs were exposed at the opening of the bag, which attracted the attention and panic of the citizens. Later, the man was taken back to the police station by the local patrol police for investigation and verification. It turned out that the item in the pocket was a pair of adult products purchased on the Internet. At present, the man has been criticized and educated by the police station because his behavior seriously affected public order. Next, please watch the on-site report made by our reporter for you...}

As the host on TV introduced the situation, the screen immediately turned to the entrance of a police station...

At the same time, a voice immediately appeared in the camera lens, which made Lao Wu, who was sitting in front of the TV, eating and yelling at his colleague to change the program, burst out his food!

“Pfft!!! Isn’t this Old Chen?!”

"Fuck! Lao Wu! Can you not spit the rice in your mouth into the food, you bastard?! Wait! Is this someone you know?!"

Seeing Lao Wu suddenly spit out the white rice in his mouth all over the place, Lao Wu's colleague named Wu was so scared that he started cursing!

However, after he cursed a few words, his expression froze, and he pointed at the person on the screen, who was the man with a bag on his shoulder, revealing his two long white legs, and asked Lao Wu in surprise.

However, at this moment, after hearing his question, Lao Wu did not immediately answer him. Instead, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture to silence him, and then stared motionlessly at the picture broadcast on the TV screen in front of him.

{Hello, sir! I am a reporter from the "Midday News" of this city's TV station. I would like to interview you! What is the purpose of your behavior of carrying a silicone doll in broad daylight? Is it a new type of online performance art that has emerged recently? }

{...no.}

{Then why are you carrying it on the street?}

{...When I picked up the package, the staff at the delivery point said the package was damaged, so they gave me a bag like this.}

{May I ask which courier company did you use to pick up this package?}

{... nearby STO Express.}

{What was your original intention for buying this? Was it because you were stressed out in life and wanted to buy something like this to relieve some stress? Or was it because you simply didn't have a girlfriend?}

{...No comment! Also! Can you please get out of here?! Otherwise I will be tempted to hit you! Oh, and blur my face when you report! Otherwise I will sue you for violating my portrait rights!}

{Um... This may be difficult, sir, because this is a live broadcast. From the moment our camera is pointed at you, your face has already appeared in front of the audience in front of the TV...}

On TV, perhaps because he saw the face of a man named Chen who was forced to be interviewed becoming increasingly dark, the TV reporter who asked a hundred thousand questions did not chase the man named Chen and ask him questions for the sake of his own safety.

After giving a close-up of the back of someone who was leaving with a gloomy face, he turned around and began to give his closing remarks to the camera.

{So, after this misunderstanding, I believe that you sitting in front of the TV also understand the truth that 'express delivery has risks, and online shopping needs to be cautious'. In the future, when placing orders online, you should not only pay more attention to the quality of the products you buy, but also pay more attention to the packaging of the products you buy! Our reporter XXX reports for you...}

After the TV's "Midday News" had finished reporting the news that a man named Chen carried an adult product on his shoulder on the street, causing panic among residents.

Lao Wu was lying in front of the TV, almost kneeling to watch the news, and with one hand he was making a silence gesture to his colleague named Wu who was sitting next to him.

At this moment, with a face full of vicissitudes, he spoke in a sad tone to his colleague named Wu who was looking at him strangely with the TV remote control in his hand.

"...Change the channel~"

"...Is he really an acquaintance of yours?"

"...The face looks familiar, but I don't seem to know him."

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Chapter 77: What’s in Miss Heizi’s skirt?

"So, you just exposed the exclusive figurines of Onee-sama that Kuroko customized online to other people? And even put them on TV?!"

After Chen Zixuan walked out with a gloomy face, he was caught by the police and stayed in the police station for more than an hour, which also attracted the enthusiastic interviews of the TV station and the close attention of the people of the city. This series of events happened in front of her as she sat on the sofa with her legs crossed and her arms folded on her chest. Her cute little eyebrows twitched as she listened to them. Miss Heizi narrated everything.

After waiting for him at home for more than an hour and not seeing him come home, she was almost anxious enough to run out to find Miss Heizi, so she asked this in a slightly unhappy tone with her head lowered to Chen Zixuan, who also had a gloomy expression on his face.

"Ah! That's it~ I'm really sorry for accidentally exposing this [exclusive life-size figure] that you customized for onee-sama to the public! But won't you explain it to me?! This [figure] of yours! It seems to be more than just a [figure], right?!"

With a sullen face, Chen Zixuan pointed at a [Misaka Mikoto customized life-size figure] lying on the sofa beside him, and asked Miss Kuroko in a not very friendly tone.

When Chen Zixuan asked this question, Miss Heizi, who originally had a similar expression to Chen Zixuan, immediately changed her expression! Her cheeks showed a slight blush similar to that of little girls who tried hard to hide their secrets in front of adults and had them exposed.

"Well... that... this... ahem! Kuroko checked online! Generally speaking, if you want to customize a life-size action figure, the price is around tens of thousands of yuan, and the expensive ones even cost more than one hundred thousand! So... Kuroko, who can't afford those high-end stuff... has no choice but to find another way! Besides! Didn't you say that the ten thousand yuan was given to Kuroko by your aunt? So it belongs to Kuroko! You won't ask how Kuroko uses it?!"

In a hurry, as a superpower who fights and works with his brain, Heizi, whose brain is not very slow, naturally found such a reason to refute Chen Zixuan's words.

This caused Chen Zixuan, who now had a black face like Miss Heizi, to change his expression instantly.

"Well... that's true... but the thing you did this time... I was even on the lunchtime news..."

"That was just an accident! It was an accident caused by the courier company! This black spot doesn't matter much! After the incident, you didn't look for the courier company but instead put the blame on the black spot! Don't you think you are a failure as a man?!" (Raised eyebrows)

"Well..."

Although I know that what Miss Heizi said now is somewhat far-fetched, but if I think about it carefully, this incident cannot be blamed entirely on Miss Heizi.

After all, there is no way that Heizi could know that the courier company would damage the outer packaging of the package during transportation...

And the most important thing is that when Chen Zixuan saw the full-nude silicone doll exposed after the packaging was damaged, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed and panicked and did not let the express company help him find a way to repackage it, which led to the misunderstanding.

So at this moment, Chen Zixuan, who had lost face today, could only fall into silence after Miss Heizi's rebuttal...

"Anyway, Heizi doesn't want to pursue today's matter any further! You should reflect on yourself! Don't be so careless when doing things in the future! Take it as a lesson!"

As she said that, Heizi stood up from the sofa, and reached out to pick up the "older sister" who was still lying on the sofa where she had been sitting before. She ignored Chen Zixuan who was angry but couldn't find a place to vent, and returned to the bedroom...

"What... If you hadn't bought this kind of stuff... I wouldn't have made such a mistake today... It's as if all the responsibility lies with me..."

Looking at the bedroom door closed by Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan was very angry, but he seemed to have no place to vent his anger, so he couldn't help but complain in a low voice.

But just when he finished complaining and was about to go to the toilet, he suddenly remembered what his uncle said to him when he got off work today...

[That girl is actually not a bad person, it’s just that you haven’t completely opened her heart yet...]

[Girls nowadays are very thin-skinned. Even if they don’t tell you about something two days in advance, you still have to take the initiative to prepare a way out for them~]

[Go home quickly to comfort your girlfriend~ take her to see a movie or something~]

"Hmm... Want to ask Shirai to go to the movies? Never mind... Let me go to the bathroom first..."

So, with this thought in mind, Chen Zixuan went into the bathroom of his house. Then, after thinking for a while, he finally decided to follow his uncle's suggestion and invite a certain Miss Heizi, who was currently holding that [life-size action figure of my elder sister] and was doing something else, to go to the movies and have something to eat at night...

But! What he had never expected was that! While he was thinking about it, he forgot to knock on the door, and without thinking, he reached out and twisted the doorknob, lowered his head and pushed the door of his bedroom open a crack!

Miss Heizi in the room suddenly made a strange sound, which made Chen Zixuan want to ignore it subconsciously, but it was impossible.

"Slurp! Gulp~ (suck saliva + swallow saliva) Hehehehehe~ Although the workmanship is a bit rough! But after all, it is a silicone doll made by Kuroko according to the height and measurements of the elder sister found on the Internet, as well as the appearance of the elder sister engraved in Kuroko's mind~ Ah~ This exciting figure~ Ah~~~ These shameless flat breasts~~~ Ah~~~ This irresistible smell of silicone~~~ Kuroko, I... Kuroko, I'm not welcome!!!"

"...Um?"

After hearing the strange noises coming from Miss Heizi's bedroom through the crack in the door that he pushed open, Chen Zixuan, who was thinking about how to ask Miss Heizi and make an appointment with her smoothly, subconsciously raised his head and looked at the Simmons bed in the crack of the door with confusion, which had become Miss Heizi's private property!

result...

[What the hell is this... this this this this this this this this this this——!!! What the hell is that black thing embedded in the black rubber thong? ! ]

Then, under the gaze of Chen Zixuan who was standing outside the door, his eyes were as messy as the wind!

The black man in the bedroom room! He was wearing a rubber thong with a black thing embedded in it under his skirt! He knelt on the bed with both knees and stretched out his hands to grab the waist of the silicone doll that Chen Zixuan had just moved home in the public eye and was invited to the police station to drink a cup of tea!

Just like that, she gently lifted the naked lower body of the brown-haired silicone doll facing her from the bed...

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Chapter 78: Victory!

When he was holding Miss Heizi and the life-size figurine of his "sister" that he had customized online, he ignored Chen Zixuan who was looking angry behind him and went back into the bedroom, and after closing the door!

She lowered her head, with no expression on her face, and her previous serious look instantly changed!

It depicts a captivating smile that only fujoshi will show when reading "Philosophy"!

A trace of crystal clear saliva couldn't be controlled from the corner of his mouth!

She was laughing! She couldn't control her laughter! She couldn't help laughing! She laughed without hiding it when no one was around!

That smile makes people shudder! It makes people's heart palpitate!

That smile! If it appeared on a man's face! I believe that the people around him would definitely choose to call the police without hesitation!

With such a smile! Kuroko moved! She gently held the doll in her hand! She placed the doll on the big bed in the bedroom in a princess-like way! Her wine-red eyes were full of love~

After doing all this, Heizi did not lock the bedroom door. Or rather, Miss Heizi, who was so absorbed in the blushing and heart-pounding things that were about to happen in this room of less than 20 square meters, completely ignored the fact that there was a male named Chen Zixuan in the living room outside the bedroom!

Just like that, maintaining a smile that showed that she would definitely call the police if anyone saw her, Miss Heizi turned around and walked into the bedroom, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling wardrobe beside the bed!

Standing in front of the closet, she stretched out her fair and slender hands, opened the closet door, and squatted down!

He took out a storage box from the bottom layer of the wardrobe, which could be bought in the supermarket for fifty yuan!

She opened the storage box!

What caught my eye were a bunch of toys, a bunch of toys that parents would never buy for their own children!

Looking at the pile of toys in front of her, Miss Heizi seemed to be in a state of happiness.

"Hehehehe~~~ What should we play with~~~ A whip? A candle? Um~ If something this expensive gets broken, Heizi won't have the money to buy a second one~ Well! Just the two of you~~~ Hehehehehehehe~~~ Oh hehehe~~~"

A queen-like laugh came out of Miss Heizi's little mouth, and along with such laughter, Miss Heizi took out two things from the box full of [toys]!

A thin rope and a pair of rubber underwear with a black unknown pillar embedded in it.

Putting the string aside, Heizi bent down and took off her panties. She didn't take off her skirt or clothes, she just changed her panties...

The raised cylindrical object on the black rubber panties she put on again pushed up her skirt, forming a tent that made people feel extremely embarrassed just by looking at it.

But she didn't care and didn't feel ashamed.

She climbed onto the bed, but with a look on her face that seemed to be troubled.

"Hmm~ It would be even better if there was an oil-based pen that can easily be washed off! I could write something on the doll and make it more fun~"

As he said this, Kuroko's hands unconsciously reached out to the puppet lying peacefully on the bed and grabbed the waist of the tea doll. His eyes then moved downward to the slightly roughly made face of the puppet lying flat on the bed beneath him, as well as the puppet's naked body.

"Forget it... I'll buy it next time... Slurp——! Gulp~ (suck saliva + swallow saliva) Hehehehe~ Although the workmanship is a bit rough! But after all, it is a silicone doll made by Kuroko according to the height and measurements of the elder sister found on the Internet, as well as the appearance of the elder sister engraved in Kuroko's mind~ Ah~ This exciting figure~ Ah~~~ These shameless flat breasts~~~ Ah~~~ This irresistible smell of silicone~~~ Kuroko... Kuroko, I'm not welcome!!!"

As she said this, Miss Heizi freed one hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and then used her hands to lift the naked lower body of the doll in front of her!

At the same time, he slightly arched his back, performing a non-standard and unfamiliar [charge sprint] move that all boys know!

But! Just when she was about to launch a fierce attack on the doll in front of her!

A feeling! A feeling as if someone was watching her from behind suddenly spread from her heart!

Like a cold thorn in the back!

Following this feeling, Miss Heizi subconsciously turned her head towards the bedroom door!

As a result, what I saw was the door that was pushed open a crack, and a certain creature standing outside the door...

Time seems to have been paused...

"..." (Like the embarrassment of being caught having an affair)

"..." (Watching secretly in the messy wind)