The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

Mutton and chestnuts are incompatible: eating them together will cause vomiting! Mutton and bamboo shoots are incompatible: eating them together will cause poisoning!

Chicken and plums are incompatible: eating them together can cause dysentery! Chicken and sesame are incompatible: in severe cases, it can lead to death!

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Fifth floor (reply to the original poster): Young sister, please remember the recipe I told you above and practice more! Believe me! As long as you master the recipe I gave you! This man will not dare to cheat easily! At the same time, he will obey you in everything! Unless! He doesn't want to die!

Original poster (reply): ...Oh! That's good! But...what if even after I've done this, the man still won't give in to me? What should I do?

Fifth floor (reply): What else can I do? Call the police directly!

Ka La~

Just as Miss Heizi turned to this post and was about to take a screenshot of the recipe given on the fifth floor of the post for reference!

The door of the house was suddenly opened from outside with a key!

This situation scared Miss Heizi, who had not yet finished taking the screenshot, so much that she quickly covered the screen of her laptop as if she had done something wrong. At the same time, she turned her head to look at Chen Zixuan who was about to take off his shoes and enter the door.

What about Chen Zixuan at this time? When he entered the room, he saw Miss Heizi was so weird and excited, and it was obvious that she wanted to hide something from him. After that, his face was stunned!

Then he hid the white handbag containing the basic love secrets behind his back.

Finally, he and Miss Kuroko, who was looking at him, looked at each other with caution and asked.

"Why are you looking at me (the black guy)?" X2

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Chapter 97: The sneaky man is worth paying attention to

"Why are you looking at me (the black guy)?" X2

When Miss Heizi and Chen Zixuan asked each other this question almost at the same time.

The two of them fell into silence one after another, and the scene immediately fell into a weird atmosphere...

Looking at Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan, who hid the white handbag in his hand behind his back, had a somewhat evasive look in his eyes, while his two tender white hands were still pressing on the cover of the laptop screen. Miss Heizi's expression was not much better than Chen Zixuan's.

The two of them now looked at each other as if they had done something shameful and sinful.

It was not until about a minute later that Chen Zixuan, as a man, felt that he should speak first, or felt that if he continued in silence and awkwardness, he would expose what he had hidden from Miss Heizi in advance, so he spoke first.

"that..."

"Hmm...Hmm? Do...what?"

Chen Zixuan seemed a little hesitant when he spoke, and what about Miss Heizi? She even stuttered in her tone.

"What are you looking at? And... you're hiding something..."

"Well!"

Hearing this, Miss Heizi's hands pressed even tighter on the cover of the computer screen! She almost hugged the laptop tightly in her arms.

"Nothing...nothing! What is Hei...Hei Zi looking at...it should be Hei Zi's privacy, right? But you! You hid the bag in your hand behind your back, it seems like there is something shameful hidden in the bag!"

It was impossible for the hater now to tell Chen Zixuan that she had seen the murder recipe posted on the forum. She was smart and made a casual excuse to Chen Zixuan and then quickly changed the subject, thus outwitting Chen Zixuan!

Miss Heizi's question immediately made Chen Zixuan, who had previously occupied the main attacking position, look flustered.

"Uh... cough! Since you said you have your privacy, and I have no right to control what you think is your freedom... then I... I must have my own privacy too, so there's no need to tell you everything, right?"

"Really?"

"No! That's right!"

After hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Miss Heizi, who had originally asked Chen Zixuan a question just to change the subject, immediately narrowed her wine-red eyes and made an expression that seemed quite threatening to Chen Zixuan.

"That being said, your expression is really something that I cannot help but worry about~"

"..."

Chen Zixuan remained silent. Or rather, regarding Miss Heizi's attitude towards him that was similar to that of catching an adulterer, remaining silent was the best option.

After guiltily avoiding Miss Heizi's suspicious look, Chen Zixuan, who had concealed some facts, did not just dodge with his eyes, but began to observe some seemingly hidden places in the room.

[The bedroom has been occupied by this girl... If I hide under the sofa in the living room, she will definitely find me, right? The kitchen? Forget about the kitchen... Recently, all the cooking, washing and sweeping work has been done by this girl... In other words, if I hide these books at home, wouldn't that be like seeking death? And considering that this girl doesn't go out often... If I think about it this way, it seems that I can only get through today and bring the books to the company tomorrow... Wait! Aren't they just a few books about love? ! Why am I hiding them like I'm hiding some shameful pornographic books? ! ]

Chen Zixuan was thinking about how he was deceived by Miss Luo... ahem, where should he hide these pornographic books on love that he bought from Miss Luo? When he was thinking about it, he was stunned!

Then he reacted and immediately his eyes focused, then he turned sideways and walked towards the bathroom door not far from the main entrance.

"I...I'm going to take a shower first, Shirai!"

"Take a shower?! What about the food?! Kuroko worked so hard to prepare this meal! And he waited for you for such a long time without even starting to eat!"

"Um... well... didn't you say you've been waiting for such a long time, I believe the food must be cold, right? How about you take the trouble to help heat it up? Heat it up while I'm taking a shower! If you're done and I'm not out yet, you don't have to wait for me, eat first~ I'm going to take a shower!"

"Hey! Wait! Hey!"

boom!

Before Miss Heizi could finish her words to Chen Zixuan, who was leaning sideways and hiding the white handbag behind her, Chen Zixuan, who was leaning sideways and hiding the love-related pornographic books behind his back like a naughty child who had done something immoral, walked straight into the bathroom or the toilet door, and after entering, she slammed the door shut...

"Really!"

After seeing Chen Zixuan rush into the bathroom and close the door tightly as if he had done something wrong, Miss Heizi, who originally wanted to find out what Chen Zixuan was hiding behind her, couldn't help but grit her teeth and revealed an unwilling look on her delicate little face.

But no matter how unwilling she was, now Chen Zixuan had already run into the bathroom and closed the door, so even if she wanted to know what Chen Zixuan was hiding behind her, she had no way of knowing...

So, just like that, with an extremely unwilling mood, Miss Heizi turned off the laptop computer with the screen cover pressed down with both hands, then stood up from the sofa, and walked to the dining table as Chen Zixuan requested, and brought the cold curry and several plates of Japanese sushi on the table back to the kitchen, turned on the gas and heated up the food.

"Wait a minute! Kuroko, remember... there seems to be a key to the bathroom door, right? It seems to be... placed in the drawer under the TV cabinet..."

Miss Heizi, who had just lit the gas stove, suddenly remembered a very bad fact. Then, a malicious smile appeared on her lovely face...

She even stretched out her little hand to cover her mouth and uttered a haughty and sarcastic laugh like a queen.

"Oh~hohohoho~Mr. Chen~Although Heizi also thinks that you should maintain your privacy~but~why are you doing it secretly? Can't you just bring it in openly~If you seduce Heizi's curiosity like this~don't blame Heizi for not giving you face~"

At this moment, Miss Heizi, standing in front of the gas stove, exudes a dangerous aura that makes people stand up straight...

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Chapter 98 Toilet a.vi?

boom!

At the moment when the toilet door was heavily closed, Chen Zixuan, who was leaning against the toilet door, immediately reached out and wiped the cold sweat that had appeared on his forehead without knowing when.

He calmed himself down for a moment, then immediately turned around and locked the bathroom door!

After checking several times and personally reaching out to grab the toilet door handle and twisting it a few times, he made sure that he had completely locked the toilet door. Only then did he let out a long breath as if he was completely relaxed!

"Phew~ That was close..."

Having said this, the man named Chen, who seemed to have escaped a disaster, turned his attention back to the thing in his hand, the white handbag that he had been hiding behind him after entering the house and seeing Heizi, or rather, the three books in the white handbag that could be described as pornographic books on love secrets.

After taking a few glances, he began to look around.

At this point, someone might ask, "You have locked the door, why are you still feeling guilty?" Why not just put these books in the washing machine in the bathroom where you put your clothes when you take a shower? Is it necessary to be so sneaky?

Well, actually~ The reason why Chen Zixuan acted so sneaky was simply because he and Miss Heizi had been living together for a long time.

After becoming familiar with the fact that Miss Heizi is not the kind of woman who would give up easily on certain issues, a feeling of insecurity automatically developed in my heart.

There is an inexplicable feeling of worry...

Under this kind of trend, our classmate Chen now holds these three books with contents comparable to pornographic literature. No matter where he puts them, he still feels uneasy...

So, after hesitating for a while while holding the three erotic books, Chen Zixuan, who had been walking around the toilet for a long time, finally hid the three erotic books in his hands, along with the white handbag containing the love secrets which basically contained content comparable to erotic books, under the sink in his toilet. He even deliberately blocked the bag with the foot washing basin placed under the sink.

"That should be fine..."

After hiding the bag and getting up from the ground, Chen Zixuan reached out and wiped the thin layer of sweat on his forehead.

Then~

Then~

Since he had already told Miss Heizi that he was going to take a shower, if he didn't take a shower and made some water noise in the bathroom, wouldn't it make people even more suspicious if he just walked out like that?

So, after hiding the things, Chen Zixuan, who felt temporarily relieved, took a shower according to the reason he told Miss Heizi when he entered the bathroom.

He took off all his clothes and pants, which were soaked with sweat from the summer heat.

She walked naked under the shower head.

By the way!

Although the water heater in Chen Zixuan's house is placed in the toilet, for the convenience of his friends who rarely come to his house, he asked the decorators who previously decorated his house to install a lockable sliding glass door in the space between the toilet and the shower head of the water heater. The person who takes a shower only needs to enter the door and close it, and the toilet outside the door can still be used by other people who want to use the toilet.

Chen Zixuan originally designed this for the convenience of his guests, but it was this design that he made for convenience...

But it led to today, and Miss Heizi's curiosity had been aroused by his sneaky appearance when he came home before...

So, the moment he took off all his clothes, walked into the glass door of the cubicle, turned on the shower and started washing his hair with shampoo!

Then there was a faint sound of a key turning in the lock of the bathroom door, which was completely covered by the sound of water spraying from the shower head...

Ka La~

The door of the toilet was opened gently, almost without making any noise.

A delicate and furtive figure crouched down and walked lightly and slowly into the toilet where the water was running.

The little head with the twin ponytails turned carefully to the glass door of the compartment with the window paper, but could still vaguely see a naked body...

After making sure that the naked man taking a bath inside the door did not notice his behavior, which was like breaking into a battlefield, he tiptoed to the washing machine and carefully searched through the pile of clothes taken off by the naked man who was currently taking a bath on the washing machine.

[Is this the boxer briefs that men in their hormonal period wear? ]

"Sniff sniff~"

[Wait! What shameless thing is Heizi doing! Ugh! Damn it! It’s all because of this bastard named Chen! Heizi has been acting a little weird lately! ]

With a blushing face and a look of disgust, she threw the pair of [boxer briefs worn by men during their period of active hormone secretion] that she was holding with her index finger and thumb back into the washing machine in front of her.

Feeling that she had just done something quite extraordinary for a girl, Miss Heizi took two steps back.

Then he began to turn his slightly red head with an expression of shame and anger and began to look around.

He tried to find the white handbag that Chen Zixuan had brought home before, which contained some shameful things.

[Is it hidden? This guy... But... I believe that no matter what it is, this guy can't take it into the shower directly, right? Hmm? 】

Miss Heizi observed the surroundings and analyzed where Chen Zixuan might have hidden the white handbag.

As I was looking at it, I suddenly discovered that the position of the foot basin under the sink, which I had just tidied up today, seemed a little strange.

It seems that someone has touched it...

So, when Miss Heizi discovered this situation, she raised the corners of her mouth, and an extremely cruel smile appeared on her delicate face.

"Really... I underestimated the memory of a Level 4 esper~"

With a blush still on her face, Miss Heizi, who had discovered the shameful secret hidden by Chen Zixuan, walked over quietly...

She slowly bent down and lay on the ground in a kneeling position for easier operation.

However, just when she was about to take out the foot basin from under the sink, perhaps because she was quite excited when doing such things, she accidentally bumped the basin against the wall beside her, making a not-so-loud "dong" sound...

Such a slight sound immediately caused Miss Heizi's whole body to stiffen!

He suddenly turned his head and took another look at the closed glass door of the bathroom behind him.

After discovering that the blurry naked man inside the glass door did not make any move to open the door because of the slight sound, the alert Heizi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, he reached out and wiped the layer of cold sweat that had just appeared on his forehead.

【It was a close call...】