"What you want, our special snacks~"
"Can this thing be eaten?!" Miss Heizi's face was filled with an expression of disbelief.
And what about Chen Zixuan? He kept the bad smile on his face, shrugged his shoulders and answered. After he finished speaking to Miss Heizi, who was pinching her nose and looking shocked, he lowered his head to the plate of stinky tofu in front of him and took a deep sip with an expression of enjoyment, just like he sucked Miss Heizi's fat some time ago.
"Yes~ Chinese people's favorite~ If foreigners come to China and don't eat this, it's a wasted trip~ Suck it! Ah~~~ So cool!"
"Hmm! Hmm!" Looking at the look of great enjoyment on Chen Zixuan's face, Miss Heizi, who was sitting opposite her and looking at the two plates of stinky tofu on the table as if they were biological weapons, quickly retracted her neck.
Because in her eyes at this moment, Chen Zixuan, who was sucking the two plates of stinky tofu in front of him with an intoxicated look on his face, was no different from a pervert with a bad taste sucking on a pair of smelly socks that had been worn until they turned yellow!
One can't help but want to take it away and isolate it together with the other two dishes on the plate!
"Anyway, you get to eat this stuff! Heizi, I absolutely! Never will eat it!" Finally, feeling that she really couldn't accept the two plates of stinky stuff on the table, Miss Heizi adopted a resolute attitude and made such a firm decision to Chen Zixuan.
Chen Zixuan, who had finished sucking the stinky tofu on the table with his eyes closed and a look of intoxication on his face, could not help but slowly open his eyes, which were tightly closed due to intoxication, a little after hearing Heizi's firm decision.
He narrowed his eyes and replied to Heizi in a meaningful way.
"Yeah~"
"Of course! Kuroko believes that the food that will be served next will be better than this plate of stinky socks in front of you! You can eat this by yourself!"
With her hands folded in front of her chest and her head raised proudly, Miss Heizi gave this answer with a disdainful attitude towards Chen Zixuan's Chinese concept of food.
He also said that he would only pick out edible items from the food that Chen Zixuan had ordered before!
result...
"Hello, this is the cold chicken blood you ordered just now."
"..."
"Hello, this is the pig intestine you ordered."
"..."
"My two guests, this is the roasted chicken butt you ordered."
"..."
"Hello, this is what you ordered..."
"That's enough! Chen Zixuan, you are deliberately trying to make things difficult for Heizi!!!"
Miss Heizi, who couldn't stand the series of Chinese special snacks on the table that were totally unacceptable to foreigners, finally exploded!
He stood up and pointed at the nose of Chen Zixuan who was eating happily in front of him and asked.
As for Chen Zixuan, who had just scooped up a spoonful of cold chicken blood with a spoon, an innocent look appeared on his face after seeing Miss Heizi's angry look.
"These are the famous snacks in our city, right? Miss Shirai, I am just complying with your request to eat some special food. I am not being mean to you~"
"But don't you see what you ordered? Offal! Blood! And a piece of expired soy product that smells terrible! In Heizi's opinion, these things are food waste that should be thrown away!"
"Really..."
"That's right!"
As an authentic Chinese citizen who grew up eating these things on the table, Chen Zixuan does not agree with Miss Heizi's Japanese concept of food.
He looked at the delicious food on the table, which looked like wild beasts in the eyes of Miss Heizi, a foreigner, and pondered for a moment. Suddenly, he made a puzzling move towards Miss Heizi, who had stood up from her seat and was looking down at him.
"Shirai, ah~~~"
"what?"
Then, a spoonful of cold chicken blood was stuffed from Chen Zixuan's hand into Miss Heizi's mouth!
"You! Ugh!!!"
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Chapter 128 I will definitely come back!!!
“Ah…it hurts…”
Walking beside Chen Zixuan and looking at the man covering his slightly swollen eye sockets, Miss Heizi, the instigator, immediately turned her head away proudly!
"Humph! Who taught you to seek death? And! Mr. Chen, Heizi has noticed that you seem to be getting bolder and bolder recently! In the past, you never dared to do such things as pinching Heizi's nose or directly stuffing things that Heizi didn't want to eat into his mouth!"
"After I explained our relationship to you, I became more casual, didn't I? This is a good sign, understand? A good sign! Also, just now you kept saying that you didn't want to eat those things, but in the end I stuffed a spoonful of chicken blood into your mouth, didn't you still eat it? And I saw you were eating it with great relish just now~"
Covering his left eye which was slightly red from the reflex punch from the lovely and beautiful young lady, a man named Chen spoke with a look of grievance about a fact that happened not long ago!
But after hearing what Chen Zixuan said, the little lady with twin ponytails who was only 152cm tall and walking beside her immediately looked up at her with disgust.
"That's just because Hei Zi thinks that if he wastes food just because he doesn't dare to eat it, he will be punished by God, so he eats it. Don't think that Hei Zi really wants to eat those weird things."
"Yes, yes, my lady, what are the arrangements for next?" Chen Zixuan, who had just briefly mentioned the topic of dinner, began to ask questions like this to Miss Heizi, the initiator of this date.
The result was undoubtedly a pair of sanitary balls from Miss Heizi.
"Come on! You're a man, okay? Going out on a date with a girl and still asking her about her upcoming schedule? Mr. Chen, can you please not be such a failure as a man?"
"But... you were the one who initiated this date today~ I'm just the recipient of the date..."
"Humph! What you mean is that if Kuroko hadn't initiated this date, you wouldn't have planned to ask Kuroko out on Valentine's Day, right?"
Faced with Chen Zixuan who was quietly complaining to him, Heizi, who had just thrown the sanitary ball, immediately changed his gaze to that of a loser in life.
This made Chen Zixuan, who had never been able to date a girl like Heizi since he was a child, because she didn't go to KTV, bars, or shopping malls, and had no interest in places like coffee shops that were worn out by countless couples, feel very troubled!
"Of course I'll make a date... But for a girl like you... I don't know where to take you even if I ask you out. I can't just take you to a hotel, right? Or go to a forest park at night where there are only the rumbling sounds of gunfire and tourists?"
"Don't even think about it! For a male dog like you whose brain is already filled with white fluid, don't even think about taking Heizi to those places to do those lewd things!"
"Then where do you want me to take you?"
Chen Zixuan's face was filled with helplessness. At this moment, he really felt that he had run out of tricks...
But at this moment, Miss Heizi, as the date, did not give Chen Zixuan any chance to breathe or any opportunity to get in.
She opened her little mouth and spoke righteously!
"Mr. Loser, that's your problem, not Heizi's! Besides, girls have the privilege to be willful on certain special holidays, you know? For example, today is Valentine's Day! As for how much trouble the man will be caused by the girl's willfulness? That is not within the scope of this lady's consideration~"
Miss Heizi made things difficult for Chen Zixuan with a sarcastic look on her face, which made our classmate Chen stop in his tracks and stand there with a pained look on his face after hearing what she said.
Looking at the figure of the girl walking slowly away with her hands behind her back, I was speechless.
"Balloons! Balloons! Selling balloons! Hey! Sir! Give me two balloons for your girlfriend!"
A voice suddenly appeared beside Chen Zixuan, which made Chen Zixuan's eyes suddenly brighten up as he was looking at Miss Heizi's back which was slowly going away in front of him with a painful look on his face!
Then he opened his mouth and shouted loudly to Miss Heizi who was walking in front of him without waiting for him!
"Shirai!"
"Huh? What are you doing, you loser? Where have I been when I was thinking of dating a cute young girl?" Heizi turned around after hearing Chen Zixuan's call and asked Chen Zixuan who was already more than ten meters away from him!
However, in response to Miss Heizi's question, Chen Zixuan, who was standing next to a boy selling balloons, did not directly answer Heizi's question.
Instead, he put on the same naughty smile he had when he was eating!
"As a girl, you can be willful today! Then as a boy, can I flirt with you as I please today?"
"...Huh?" Heizi, who couldn't understand what Chen Zixuan said, said "Huh?" in confusion. Before Heizi could continue to ask, Chen Zixuan, who was looking at him, took out his wallet and faced the boy who was waiting for him to buy balloons!
"Please bring one of the Happy and Big Bad Wolf characters!"
"Okay, brother! I wish you a successful start~"
"Thank you! I wish you a prosperous business~"
Afterwards, under the confused gaze of Miss Heizi who was about ten meters away with her head tilted, Chen Zixuan, holding two balloons, rushed to Miss Heizi's side.
"for you!"
"...Do you think Kuroko is a child?"
Looking at the balloon made into a happy shape that Chen Zixuan handed over, the corners of Miss Heizi's cute little face immediately began to twitch slightly.
As for Chen Zixuan, he narrowed his eyes, and a sly look flashed in his pupils.
"I don't plan to give you both of them. I want to keep this Big Bad Wolf for myself~" said Chen Zixuan.
After hearing that Chen Zixuan wanted to take one himself and didn't want to embarrass himself by giving him such a child's toy, he hesitated...
Still haven’t taken it!
"Sure enough, it should be extremely embarrassing to hold something like this."
Looking at the couples passing by who were already looking at Chen Zixuan, who was holding two balloons of famous animals from the Chinese Animation Festival, with obvious pointing eyes, Miss Heizi felt a little embarrassed and blushed as she politely rejected the two-yuan Valentine's Day gift that Chen Zixuan handed to her.
When Chen Zixuan saw Miss Heizi's reluctance to accept the extremely cheap Valentine's Day gift from him, a trace of unhappiness appeared on his face. Then he started to blurt out some of the things that Miss Heizi had said in front of him. She said them because she was moved at the time.
But after saying it, I feel extremely ashamed.
"Who said that a while ago? It would be a very happy thing to reject my love confession on Valentine's Day in an unforgettable way and then carve your shadow in my heart?"
"Well..."
"When we came out of the movie theater a while ago, who said that they were slightly attracted to me?"
"Forehead..."
"A while ago..."
"Ah! Stop it! Kuroko is next!"
Miss Heizi, who was unwilling to let Chen Zixuan repeat all the embarrassing things that had happened to her during this period, immediately shouted and snatched the happy balloon from the other party's hand.
Chen Zixuan, who had approved the plan, nodded in satisfaction.
Then he looked at Miss Heizi, who was still cursing "Baga", "Ah Huo" and "Sinai" at him, and smiled maliciously.
Miss Heizi, whose blush had not yet completely faded away, was on guard for a moment.
"Hey~ Shirai~"
"...what?"
Do you know the relationship between the cartoon character printed on the balloon you are holding and the cartoon wolf character I am holding?"
"From a work?"
"That's right! Do you know what this work is about?"
"I don't know...what?"
"It tells the story of a group of sheep defending their village from a stupid wolf. The one you are holding is the protagonist of this cartoon, called Pleasant Goat. The one in my hand is the villain who is defeated by Pleasant Goat in every episode! Big Big Wolf~"
"so what?"
Looking at Chen Zixuan who was telling her a very boring story, Miss Heizi couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
"Don't you think I am very similar to you and them now? You are just like the Pleasant Goat in your hand. Every time I confessed to you, you rejected me mercilessly in a swift and decisive manner. And I am just like the Big Bad Wolf. I know there is no hope of eating mutton, but I am still unwilling to give up. I continue to harass the Goat Village again and again. In the end, I was defeated by you again and again~"
"Then...what next?" Hearing Chen Zixuan's words, Miss Heizi, who had originally been dismissive of the cartoon story told by Chen Zixuan, began to change her expression slightly, because she had already begun to feel in her heart.
Next, Chen Zixuan seemed to be about to say something extraordinary to himself...
"And then? And then do you know what the last words of this Big Gray Wolf are every time he is defeated by Pleasant Goat?"
"Wha...what?"
Seeing Heizi's cute look of shrinking his neck as he felt something was wrong, Chen Zixuan smiled at Heizi, then put his hands in front of him like a loudspeaker and looked up to the sky and shouted!
“I will definitely come back!!!”
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