The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

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I don’t want to say anything and I even want to ask for collection!

Chapter 16 Allahu Akbar

After a not too long wait...

When the hot pot side dishes ordered by Miss Heizi herself and the blood-red hot pot base that Chen Zixuan had secretly tampered with were brought to the gas stove on the dining table in front of the two of them by the waiter!

We were still wondering if Chen Zixuan was playing a trick on her during the meal, but Miss Heizi immediately regretted it...

What on earth is this pot of liquid in the pot that is as red as a slutty bitch? ! Can you eat this? !

Miss Kuroko, who is used to eating light ingredients from her own country, Japan, and is also used to eating Western food in the cafeteria at Tokiwadai, said that just smelling the aroma of the old chili in the pot made her want to stand up and leave!

"...Is this what you mean by not being distracted?"

At this moment, Heizi, who felt that the spicy smell in the pot alone was enough to make his pretty big eyes shed tears, could not help but narrow his eyes and looked at Chen Zixuan who was sitting opposite him with a threatening look that said, "Please explain to Brother Heizi. If you don't dare to go home, you will be in trouble!"

The latter, however, seemed to have forgotten the horror of the past two days named Shirai Kuroko! He put on a slightly annoying smile on his face and squinted his eyes like Kuroko.

"I didn't think much about it. You ordered all the dishes."

"Oh? Then could you explain to me, please? What is this thing that has not been put into the pot yet?"

"Soup base~ Authentic Chinese food~ I'm not lying~ You know, it's hard to find authentic stuff in Japan~"

Both of them narrowed their eyes, and had a seemingly tense conversation. Afterwards, they stared at each other like enemies on a battlefield, and then they started laughing.

"Oh~ Hehe~"

"Hey~ Hehehe~"

"Mom~ the sister at that table and the uncle across from her are laughing so scary~"

"Eat your food, kid! Why are you meddling in other people's business?"

The appearance of the two attracted the attention of the diners who came to this restaurant to eat, but the two people who were already at the table didn't care at all!

They faced each other like strong rivals!

Neither of them picked up their chopsticks before the other! Because they both knew! Facing this pot of voluptuous bitch in front of them! The best option to annihilate the enemy and win is to strike back first!

"Make your move. If you don't move, it will be too late." The man with the evil smile said so. His relatively clear eyes were emitting a strange light. That light was like the temptation of Lucifer to Adam and Eve under the Kabbalah Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden.

"Mr. Ape~ You said you brought Heizi to dinner this time to show your hospitality~ How can Heizi, a guest, take the initiative before the host takes action~" Obviously, Miss Heizi is not Eve~ She knows that if she takes action first, she will lose. She cleverly found such an excuse and gave the opportunity to "take the initiative" to Chen Zixuan~

This makes the latter [Lucifer] need to reorganize his MLM terminology~

"Well, there is an old saying in our Celestial Empire. Everyone who is invited is a guest. As the host, I should let the guest take action first. Otherwise, I will be insulting the traditional etiquette and virtues of our Celestial Empire that have been passed down for five thousand years. So, please go first, Miss Shirai."

"Oh~ Is there such a saying? But Japan, where Kuroko was born, is also a country that values ​​etiquette~ So even if what you are showing to Kuroko now is the virtues that your Celestial Empire has passed down for thousands of years, Kuroko, I dare not easily ignore the questions from my own country~"

"Oh? So, Ms. Shirai, you are unwilling to give face to me as your master?"

"Heizi never said that~ If you insist on thinking so, Mr. Ape Chen~"

As a result, the two of them fell into a silent confrontation! This fully demonstrated the tactics and strategy of "The enemy doesn't move! I don't move!" in the Art of War of our great Celestial Empire!

Until a waiter arrived with a large kettle...

"Um, my two guests, do you need more soup? The bottom of your pot is almost dry~"

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Finally, under the reminder on the wall beside him that "wasting food will result in a fine of 200 yuan", and Miss Heizi's attitude of "if you want to waste time, I will accompany you to waste enough time".

As the host, Chen Zixuan ultimately failed to maintain the [traditional virtues] of our great China. Under the gaze of the guest, Miss Heizi, he took the chopsticks on the table first!

Then, with the tragic reality of a warrior who would never return, his forehead was covered with sweat! With the speed of picking chestnuts from the fire! Like lightning, he attacked the pot of coquettish and cheap woman!

Then he quickly picked up a piece of beef from the pot and put it into his mouth without even dipping it in the chili sauce!

He swallowed it whole without even chewing it with a wooden expression!

Then! Miss Heizi, who was sitting opposite, smiled~

"Mr. Chen, is it delicious?"

"The taste of this place is pretty good, isn't it? The soup base looks spicy but it's not spicy at all, and the beef is quite tender."

Facing Miss Heizi's gaze that was clearly about wanting to see him make a fool of himself, Chen Zixuan, who had just eaten a piece of beef that was stained by the hot pot soup and looked like it had been soaked in blood and then fished out, did not show any of the abnormalities that Heizi wanted to see.

Just like that, he took out a piece of extremely spicy beef from the pot as if nothing had happened, slowly dipped it in the sauce in front of him, and then chewed it slowly to taste it.

The black guy on the opposite side who originally wanted to make a fool of himself was stunned!

"Uh...? It's really not spicy? Hey! You're not trying to deceive me by resisting the urge to drink water, are you?"

Even though Chen Zixuan's face was not burning with spiciness as he had imagined, Heizi, who did not trust the stinky man in front of him at all, still refused to touch the chopsticks in front of him.

As for Heizi's suspicious look, Chen Zixuan, who had already finished his second piece of beef, simply rolled his eyes at Heizi, and then continued to pick up the magma-like pot with chopsticks with interest...

"Believe it or not~"

"Forehead..."

Seeing that the other party seemed too lazy to explain to him, Heizi couldn't help but feel surprised on his suspicious face.

Could it be that this thing really just looks scary?! Is it actually not as exciting as it appears?

With such doubts and concerns, Heizi finally picked up the chopsticks in his hand, and then, imitating Chen Zixuan, began to reach out and use the chopsticks to scoop up the ingredients cooking in the pot.

Finally, I fished out a piece of lotus root that had turned red...

The moment you put it in your mouth...

The world seems to be pure at this moment...

“Ah!!! Liar bastard ape! Didn’t you tell the haters that it wasn’t spicy?! Huhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuha~~~” (starts to post messages)

"Gulp, gulp, gulp! Huh! Huh! Haha! I'm telling you, little bitch! Before I came to this hot pot restaurant, I had already made up my mind to die together with you! You got fooled, you deserve it! Ahaha! Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp!" (Continue to pour water)

"Gulp gulp gulp...hiccup~ Heizi! Heizi, I'm going to kill you!!!" (Very fierce)

"If you want to fight, go home! I won't be responsible if you break anything here! By the way! This pot of food must be finished! Otherwise, the owner of this store will fine us! Of course! It's not something I should feel bad about wasting a hundred or two hundred dollars! But you said you were born in Japan, a country that respects etiquette! I believe that as a Japanese, your self-esteem will not allow you to be extravagant and wasteful! Hahahaha!" (laughing out loud with red face due to the spiciness)

"Woo! Ape, remember this for Heizi! Heizi, I won't let you go! Heizi and you won't be done with this matter today! Woo woo~~~~(>_

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Chapter 17: When was the last time you ran at full speed?

"Uncle, this is the document signed with Ark Building Materials Company."

"Oh, leave it here. I'll be there in a minute... Hey? Xiaoxuan? You're back? Um... what happened to your face?!"

Although Chen Zixuan asked for two days off from his company's boss, who is also his uncle, because of Miss Heizi's incident, and the day after the two days of vacation happened to be Friday.

Originally, as the nephew of the company boss, even if he didn't come today and came back to work next Monday, employees at all levels in the company would not dare to say anything bad about him, Chen Zixuan.

But as a responsible, kind and honest person since childhood, he still came as usual.

"Oh... I... when I went to the toilet last night, I was so sleepy that I forgot to turn on the light... I was hit by the toilet door..."

Faced with his uncle's questioning, Chen Zixuan was too embarrassed to say that he was hit in the face by someone, and that the person who hit him was a little Japanese loli who was only about twelve or thirteen years old. He had to stammer and come up with such a reason to his uncle that no normal person would easily believe it.

"Hit?!" As expected, as soon as Chen Zixuan finished speaking, Chen Zixuan's uncle immediately showed a look of suspicion on his face.

Look at Chen Zixuan's face now? There is a blue patch on the left side of his face, a purple patch on his face, a swollen patch on his forehead, and two pimples on his chin because he got a sore throat from eating hot pot and there was no girl to relieve his heat.

Is this called being hit by the toilet door?

Which manufacturer can produce such a toilet door? It can create a 360-degree all-round three-dimensional coverage effect by just hitting the face? !

Thinking of this, Chen Zixuan's uncle couldn't help but put on a serious expression on his face.

"Xiaoxuan, tell me the truth! Were you beaten by someone? Or did you fight with someone? If so, tell your uncle who the opponent was?! I will find a few brothers for you to lead to fight back! My nephew is not someone who can be bullied by others!"

Chen Zixuan's uncle and aunt have always been very good to Chen Zixuan, the son of his sister and their own nephew. It may be because they gave birth to a daughter, and the traditional idea of ​​China that not having a son is equivalent to cutting off the lineage, so in the eyes of his uncle and aunt, they may have treated Chen Zixuan as a half-son.

So under such circumstances, coupled with the fact that Chen Zixuan's uncle was a soldier when he was young, he had a bad temper! Seeing Chen Zixuan, his half-son, being beaten, it would be strange if he wasn't angry!

So, he immediately proposed to Chen Zixuan, who was bruised and battered, to find his brothers to help Chen Zixuan get back his face.

But what about Chen Zixuan? Although he was beaten, he was still in the wrong against the person who beat him, and he suffered a huge loss!

Besides, the other party was a little underage girl. How could he have the nerve to take the people his uncle found for him to beat up the little girl like he did the year before last when he beat up the son of the boss of a competing company next door?

And if he really brought him there, it's hard to say whether the people his uncle found for him could defeat a person with super powers and a discipline committee member who had received special training in Academy City!

Although, up to now, Chen Zixuan still doesn't know that Miss Heizi is a superpowered person from a Japanese anime...

"No... no need uncle, I really did this myself... and..."

At this point, Chen Zixuan's face couldn't help but slightly blush. After all, now when he thought of a certain fierce little woman, Chen Zixuan, a virgin, couldn't help but think of that [wonderful night] when he completely lost consciousness~

And the dishevelled image of Miss Heizi that morning~

Chen Zixuan felt that this incident and Miss Heizi's beautiful and young naked body might be imprinted in his mind for the rest of his life...

And who is Chen Zixuan's uncle? A man in his forties has been able to achieve his current position in business. What kind of people and what kind of things has he not seen?

So when I saw Chen Zixuan's reaction, I immediately thought of this possibility!

"Xiaoxuan...the wound on your face, was it caused by a woman?"

"..." As soon as Chen Zixuan's uncle said this, Chen Zixuan, who originally wanted to hide the truth, immediately fell silent. Or should I say? He was speechless, right?

After seeing Chen Zixuan's helpless look after hearing his words, Chen Zixuan's uncle immediately determined the cause of the injuries on Chen Zixuan's face.

"Um...Xiaoxuan~ I can't help you with this matter~ You handle it yourself. As for your parents..."

"Don't tell them! Please, uncle!"

Chen Zixuan, who had been silent, immediately showed a look of extreme fear after hearing his uncle mention his parents.

Of course, this is not to say that Chen Zixuan’s parents are very strict with him, nor would they be angry when they see him being beaten by a woman.

But...

Chen Zixuan is already 22 years old! At such an age that can be considered as approaching 30, he has never had a decent relationship!

This made his parents, who had been clamoring for a grandchild since he was 18, extremely anxious!

This matter has forced a classmate named Chen Zixuan, who is still undecided, to the point that he almost made an appointment with a rich second-generation man whose father went bankrupt to find a building and jump off together!

Well... let's take an incident that Chen Zixuan personally experienced~

One day, when he and his friend went to an Internet cafe to play, a song that could reveal a person’s age suddenly started playing in the cafe.

It is the song "Run" by Yu Quan, a well-known singing group.

When the song "Running" was played in the Internet cafe and reached the line "Running with all your strength! The dream is on the other side!", his friend who had made an appointment with him to play games in the Internet cafe suddenly spoke up.

And the question he asked was quite interesting: "Hey~Brother Xuan~When was the last time you ran at full speed?"

But after hearing this question, Chen Zixuan answered, "When was the last time I ran at full speed? Hmm... let me think. It seems that my mom arranged a blind date for me with a girl in a coffee bar a while ago. As a result, I didn't go because I was not ready for a relationship. I stood her up. Later, the girl called my mom after I stood her up. Because of this, my mom chased me across three blocks with a rolling pin. ~"

Friend: “Uh…”

So, through the above personal experience of Chen Zixuan, it is not difficult for us to imagine that if Chen Zixuan was beaten by a girl, his parents would hear about it~

The consequences...

It's impossible that in order to satisfy his parents' wish to have a grandchild, Chen Zixuan would go home and press Miss Heizi on the bed without a condom, then take off her pants and keep doing it! He would do it until her belly couldn't hold any more, until she got pregnant? !

Let's not talk about whether Chen Zixuan can do this to Loli. Let's just talk about the violence of Miss Heizi. It's hard to say whether Chen Zixuan, the flower thief, can see the sun on the second day of pregnancy.

"Anyway! Uncle! Please don't tell my parents! I beg you to consider me your nephew!!!"

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