Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

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Chapter 234 Emperor Shitian, obsessed with the life of an elderly woman,

Chapter 234: Little Apple Dance, Iron Maniacs Mock Emperor Shitian

"Thirty thousand!"

"Ninety thousand!"

"Big pair, self-draw."

Just when Zhao Min was surprised at Emperor Shitian's seriousness in playing mahjong, Chen Xiaonian quietly pushed down the mahjong in front of him and said calmly: "Senior, take a look at my cards!"

"No, come again!"

Emperor Shitian cursed angrily and clapped his hand fiercely. In an instant, he blew out hundreds of tiny gusts of wind, which steadily disrupted the mahjong on the table.

Under Yao Yue's astonished gaze, she saw Emperor Shitian spread out his five fingers, and when he waved his big hand, the mahjong tiles made a clanging sound. The wisps of golden light emanating from between his fingers instantly burst into dazzling thin lines of energy, rushing straight towards all the mahjong tiles like washing the floor.

"continue!"

The moment the golden light disappeared, Emperor Shitian's face remained calm, as if the automatic shuffling of cards in the air was a trivial matter.

"This is only the first round, you little bastard, why are you showing off? If you have the guts, keep beating me!" Huang Rong was used to Emperor Shitian's lawlessness, so she rolled her eyes at Chen Xiaonian speechlessly: "We agreed that if I beat you, I will take care of you, little cutie."

"Sister Rong'er, let's talk about it after we win. Do you really think that little bastard is a vegetarian? This little cutie is destined to be held by me."

Just as Dongfang Bubai and Huang Rong 760 were arguing, Emperor Shitian, who was eager to beat Chen Xiaonian, began to urge them to draw cards.

"Three barrels!"

"bump!"

"Four barrels!" Emperor Shitian's figure dissipated and turned into particles, his face looked very anxious, "I need to go to the toilet, wait for me."

"Hu, I won again. Senior, you can go to the toilet slowly. There's no need to stand behind me!"

When Huang Rong was surprised to see Emperor Shitian going to the toilet halfway, Emperor Shitian quietly used the Seven Void Realms to hide behind Chen Xiaonian and looked up at Chen Xiaonian's cards.

"I'm wrong again, are you kidding me?"

"It's all thanks to you, Senior. Why did you have to touch the three barrels when there were so many other options?"

"How dare you say that? Who let that little bastard win last time? I was about to win."

"Senior, this is the thirteenth time you've said you want to win, can you at least really win?"

When Yao Yue saw the extremely confident look on Emperor Shitian's face, she couldn't help but secretly complain in her heart.

"Sister Yaoyue, if you want to defeat that little bastard, you still need to rely on us two sisters. I'm afraid that you can't rely on us at all."

"That's impossible. Senior, this is just your first time playing mahjong. It's normal for you to lose to me. Let's continue playing mahjong!"

(caaf) "You guys play by yourselves, see you another day, I'm not lucky today!"

Just as Huang Rong was about to shuffle the cards, Emperor Shitian took a step forward and disappeared into the house in an instant.

"You keep defeating the senior and never give him any respect. Aren't you afraid that he will turn against you, little bastard?"

"That's right, that iron-masked man is crazy and lawless, and his strength is mysterious. Isn't the little bastard afraid that he will destroy the entire Chen Mansion?"

"What are you afraid of? I won fairly. Senior, at your age, can't you afford to lose?"

"You can't afford to lose. I don't believe it. You little bastard can always beat me in a game of mahjong!"

Indra looked unhappy, and walked back and forth with gnashing teeth, causing the flowers and plants to break into pieces from time to time.

Just as Dongfang Bubai joined in playing mahjong, Emperor Shitian's figure flashed and he arrived at Shuntianfu Square in an instant.

At this moment, Indra changed into gorgeous clothes and transformed himself into a handsome young man.

"There are many ladies in Shuntian Prefecture who know how to play mahjong. I can definitely beat that little bastard!"

The experienced learner Indra walked and walked until he came to the square where the ladies gathered.

With his disguised handsome appearance, Emperor Shitian easily blended into the crowd including Aunt Li.

"Young man, we have been teaching you how to play Mahjong for such a long time, why haven't you made any progress yet?"

"It's useless. I'm afraid he has a problem with his comprehension. Playing mahjong is obviously something that only requires hands, but there are people who can stay at the same level forever!"

"Don't mention the young man, he played very well, I won many times, I was always at the bottom and lost before."

"That's right, Auntie Wang should just give up teaching him. It's not bad to have someone at the bottom to play mahjong with!"

"I have a poor understanding. Do you know that I am..."

Just when Emperor Shitian was furious, Aunt Wang next to him led some other ladies to dance square dance.

"You are my little apple, like the most beautiful thing in the sky..."

"Clouds!"

Aunt Li sang it out subconsciously, and her hands and feet jumped up and down synchronously.

“Fun, fun!”

"What kind of strange thing is this?"

When Aunt Wang and others were dancing vigorously, Emperor Shitian's eyes lit up, as if he saw some golden jade clothes.

Aunt Li shook her head repeatedly and spoke.

"Square dance, there really is something wrong with your brain, you don't even know about the square dance that is spreading all over Shuntian Prefecture."

"Let's go join in the fun, playing mahjong makes me more tired than dealing with the old man at home at night!"

"Young man, come join us. I will teach you how to do square dance. It is very easy to learn. You can learn the Little Apple Square Dance in one day."

"No, this square dance is too demonic. Don't I have any dignity left?"

Emperor Shitian said this, but his body was very honest and he subconsciously followed Aunt Wang in dancing.

"Young man, this is not how you dance square dance. Relax your whole body and dance with me!"

"Little Apple, yes, that's it. Let's do it again."

Just as Aunt Wang was very patiently and actively teaching Emperor Shitian square dance, Emperor Shitian began to clumsily learn to dance Little Apple.

"Interesting, interesting! I've never seen such an interesting dance even at my age!"

"What do you mean old? Even if the boy looks young, he is at most 30 years old. Most likely he is in his early twenties. His brain is really broken!"

"Why does it feel like the young man is dancing a different kind of square dance? Are you sure Auntie Wang is teaching Little Apple? I'm almost dumbfounded by his clumsy look."

The aunties were very kind. Even though Emperor Shitian was not very good at dancing, they encouraged him in various ways. Many of them even helped him and taught him how to dance Little Apple.

Iron Maniac, master of the Heavenly Tribulation Armor.

He heard that Chen Xiaonian held a peerless sword, so he went to Shuntian Prefecture to find Chen Xiaonian and compete for the sword.

"Is this the Yingtianfu Square that Chen Xiaonian often comes to?"

Just when Tie Kuangtu was worried that there were many traps in Chen Xiaonian's house, Emperor Shitian began to deviate from the guidance of the aunts and danced Little Apple on his own.

Tie Kuangtu was speechless. Seeing the ladies indulging in square dancing, he was very confused. Chen Xiaonian's hobby is really special!

When Tie Kuangtu was madly complaining about Chen Xiaonian in his heart, the clumsy figure of Emperor Shitian caught Tie Kuangtu's attention.

Tie Kuangtu then raised the corner of his mouth, clapped his hands together and laughed out loud, causing the Heavenly Tribulation Armor behind him to shake continuously.

“Isn’t it funny?”

A bone-chilling voice reached Tie Kuangtu's ears. He nodded subconsciously and continued to laugh wildly on his face.

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Chapter 235 Heavenly Tribulation Armor, Emperor Shitian Beats Up the Iron Madman

The Emperor Shi Tian used his immortal steps and appeared behind Tie Kuangtu in an instant.

Tie Kuangtu reacted with a serious look on his face. He threw a punch with his backhand. In an instant, a series of fist shadows were sent out, rushing towards the back like an overwhelming force.

To Tie Kuangtu's great surprise, he saw Indra's body turned into particles and disappeared completely, as if he had never existed.

"How is that possible? I just heard a voice behind me. Where is the person?"

Just when Tie Kuangtu was feeling depressed and lonely because no one was following him, Emperor Shitian reassembled his body behind Tie Kuangtu, and he lightly hit Tie Kuangtu with a palm.

Bang!

The moment a palm shadow attacked, Tie Kuangtu's Dantian's true energy surged wildly, and a dazzling black aura emanated from his body, fiercely protecting his entire body.

boom!

With a loud bang, Tie Kuangtu flew backwards at lightning speed, crashing into the ground and raising a cloud of dust. A big tree next to the square was about to fall down.

"What's going on? Was there a fight in the square just now?"

"Impossible! I was watching from the side before, and I didn't see a single person at all. He just flew backwards on his own!"

"Young men nowadays are speechless. If they feel unhappy, they can go somewhere else. But if they break the big tree next to the square, we still have to clean it up ourselves!"

"This is so damn annoying! Who is attacking me? Don't let me catch them!"

Tie Kuangtu cursed angrily, his face solemn, and looked at the people dancing in the square.

"Heavenly Tribulation Armor!"

As Aunt Wang was looking at him in surprise, she saw Tie Kuangtu wearing armor, looking very majestic, attracting several glances from the ladies in the square.

"Why is he so serious? He's even wearing armor. Is there really someone nearby fighting with him?"

"That's impossible. Auntie, I'm a congenital master. I didn't see anyone else around targeting him just now."

"Come out, I know you're hiding in the square, don't play tricks on me!"

Tie Kuangtu swept his eyes across the entire place, not noticing any men, and continued to roar.

The ladies were extremely confused and were just about to complain about Tie Kuangtu's inexplicable behavior when their faces suddenly changed drastically.

"How is it possible? There really is someone behind him. Why didn't I notice it just now?"

"Unbelievable. I had clearly confirmed before that there was no one behind him."

"A young man with poor understanding? Who on earth is he? He's so mysterious that I almost got scared to death!"

When Aunt Wang looked carefully, an inexplicably familiar face appeared before her. She was dumbfounded and stood there in a daze.

"not good!"

When Tie Kuangtu was trying hard to hold up the Heavenly Tribulation Armor, Emperor Shitian raised his hand and in a flash a huge palm blasted out, covering the sky and the sun and heading towards Tie Kuangtu.

Bang!

Under the horrified gaze of Tie Kuangtu, Emperor Shitian's terrifying giant palm suddenly exploded, and powerful force was released. The deafening sound of falling to the ground resounded in the ears of the ladies!

The entire square was in a state of chaos the moment the Iron Maniac was thrown out in a panic. The ground seemed to have been walked on by people from the Ministry of Works, and a new road several dozen inches wide was created!

"Oh my god, is this the guy with the mental problems I know?"

"So fierce? The guy in armor is obviously no ordinary person. His aura just now was much stronger than mine, yet he was easily crushed by this young man!"

"I didn't offend him just now, did I? I can't withstand his palm strike. It's so terrifying. He destroyed the square beyond recognition with just a few strikes."

The ladies were extremely surprised and started discussing the matter heatedly.

At this moment, Tie Kuangtu's face was filled with shock.

"How is it possible? The person I just laughed at turned out to be so powerful. I didn't even see how he attacked from beginning to end."

The depressed Tie Kuangtu finally resolved the doubts in his heart. Emperor Shitian did not move at all. He retreated repeatedly and quickly moved away from Emperor Shitian, as if the other person was going to eat him.

"You were the one laughing just now!"

Tie Kuangtu's face was filled with horror, and he fled the square at a rapid speed. However, who would have thought that Emperor Shitian would quietly appear behind him, making Tie Kuangtu almost cry.

"Senior, can I say that it was just an accident?"

"What do you say? Hurry up and dance Little Apple for me, otherwise..."

Before Emperor Shitian finished speaking, Tie Kuangtu rushed towards Aunt Li like a flying bird, as if he was very fond of square dancing.

"Damn it, who on earth is this old immortal? He is so terrifying. I was crushed and beaten the whole time. I couldn't even catch a glimpse of him."

The extremely depressed Tie Kuangtu began to learn the Little Apple square dance from Aunt Li.

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