Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

"Well, I think so a little bit."

Jue Wushen and Tianhuang were watching Indra's movements from the side. They saw that his whole body was twitching constantly, which looked a bit funny, with a half-smile on his face.

"I feel like if he keeps calculating like this, he might get a cramp in the next second. Do you know how to give first aid?"

"Based on my years of experience, he should be having a seizure... Ouch!"

Before he could finish his words, Indra slapped the two people who were talking on the head twice. Touching their red and swollen heads, the two looked pitiful.

The style of painting changed.

Emperor Shitian's face was serious, as if he was not the one who had just taken action. He turned his back to the two of them and looked up at the sky, looking like a master who had seen through the world, as if he was not the one who was driven away by the old lady in the square.

"It seems that someone forcibly absorbed the underground dragon vein, causing the dragon essence that has not yet fully formed to appear in the world prematurely."

"Then what will happen when the Dragon Yuan is born?"

The two people behind him saw that he was speaking seriously and didn't dare to joke.

"Dragon origin is a disaster. The appearance of a divine dragon will be a catastrophe for the world. No, for the sake of all living beings, we must kill this evil dragon."

Indra's face was full of righteousness, as if he was the savior of the world, which made the two people behind him admire him.

Seeing Emperor Shitian like this, Jue Wuqing suddenly slapped himself on the face and said respectfully: "Boss Emperor, I used to think you were just a selfish villain. I really judged you by my own standards."

"We will both follow Boss Di and obey your orders in the future."

Looking at the two people kneeling on the ground, Emperor Shitian felt his face getting a little hot and a little embarrassed, he thought to himself.

"If these two knew, I just don't want someone to absorb the Dragon Essence and live forever just like I absorbed the Phoenix Essence."

"Humph, no matter what, I will not allow anyone else in this world to live forever like me. I am the only true God in this world!"

Although he thought so in his heart, Emperor Shitian was naturally not stupid enough to say it out loud, so he continued to pretend to be righteous, looking into the distance and speaking slowly.

"To kill the evil dragon, we must find seven divine weapons. Only by gathering these seven divine weapons together can we have a chance to kill the evil dragon."

"Boss Di, evil dragon? Divine weapon? Or seven? We wouldn't make a mistake here and get seven dragons... Oops!"

Suddenly he was slapped again. Jue Wushen looked at Emperor Shitian with eager eyes, touching his swollen head with an innocent face, and he dared not complain anymore.

Looking at Jue Wushen who was being beaten, the Emperor coughed lightly a few times and then very cleverly continued asking questions.

"Boss Di, what are these seven magical weapons?"

"Well, these seven magic weapons are Peerless, Greedy Wolf Sword, Heavenly Blade Knife, Heavenly Sin, Shocking Silence, Fire Scale, and Hero."

"Apart from using these seven magic weapons, do we have no other way to kill the evil dragon? Why don't we try using a knife or a gun... Ouch."

Snapped!

Hearing the crisp sound of slapping his head, the emperor couldn't help swallowing his saliva. He was determined to just be the one who took over the call.

"Then Boss Di, where are we going to find the owner of these magical weapons?"

"But……"

Jue Wushen wanted to say something, but was glared back by Emperor Shitian.

"We must seek help and find someone with strong intelligence capabilities in the Central Plains."

"Boss Di, when you said that, I suddenly thought of someone, Chen Xiaonian!"

"Chen Xiaonian..."

"Shut up!"

"..."

After scolding Jue Wushen, the two turned the topic back to Chen Xiaonian.

"Although I also know that Chen Xiaonian is in the Six Gates and has a lot of intelligence in his hands, but that little bastard Chen Xiaonian is not so easy to deal with. Asking him for help may only make this matter more and more troublesome."

Chen Xiaonian, who was playing mahjong, suddenly couldn't help but sneeze.

The three girls who were playing mahjong with him across from him saw what was happening and expressed their concern.

"Little bastard, did you go out and do something bad last night? How come you caught a cold today?"

"If a child has a cold and fever that never goes away, he is probably just pretending. A beating will cure it."

"What kind of cold could he have? I think he probably cheated on some girl out there, and she must be worried about him now."

"You guys don't care about me at all. Be careful, one day I will really run away with a little girl."

Chen Xiaonian rolled his eyes at the people who were still making sarcastic remarks and wiped his nose. He was also wondering if there really was a pretty girl thinking about him.

He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and just as he looked up, he found three fists hitting him.

"Ladies, spare my life!"

……

Just when Chen Xiaonian was having fun in the yard.

At this time, the atmosphere in another place seemed a little tense.

There is no pretty girl now, but there are three big men who are talking about Chen Xiaonian.

Emperor Shitian was talking to the Emperor, discussing the matter of finding the magic weapon, and Jue Wushen was scared by the attack from 760, so he had to hide aside and didn't dare to complain anymore.

Turning around and seeing that the two of them ignored him, Jue Wushen looked aggrieved. He squatted on the ground and drew circles, muttering, "But Pojun has been killed by Chen Xiaonian. How can you go find him... Ouch!"

The slap landed on Jue Wushen's head with incredible accuracy.

Emperor Shitian had sharp ears and had now walked to Jue Wushen. He quietly withdrew his hand and placed it behind his back, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Are you talking about the Pojun who holds the Tanlang Sword and the Tianren Knife?"

"Yeah, it's that Po Jun. It's just Boss Di. I didn't complain. Why did you hit me?"

Emperor Shitian simply ignored Jue Wushen's next sentence. His brows were furrowed and his face looked a little ugly. He had already anticipated the trouble of this matter.

"Since Po Jun died at the hands of Chen Xiaonian, it seems that the Tan Lang Sword and the Tian Ren Knife are probably also in his hands. I can only say that this matter really cannot be avoided by that little bastard Chen Xiaonian!"

When Emperor Shitian thought of Chen Xiaonian, he felt that the situation was a little tricky. That little bastard was really hard to deal with. It seemed that this matter still needed to be considered carefully.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Emperor Shitian had no choice but to take the two of them away.

.......

Chapter 248: Huang Rong's advice on Jiangshan, revealing Yaoyue and Dongfang Bubai's thoughts

"bump!"

"Five barrels!"

"Eat Hu!"

"Oh, Chen Xiaonian, are you good enough? Why did you fire the cannon again? This time it killed you."

"Don't talk so much, just give it to me quickly."

"How could I have any more? I lost them all to you. I lost all my peanuts and sunflower seeds in one go. Please forgive me."

Looking at the empty drawer, Chen Xiaonian felt like crying but had no tears. He didn't know what bad luck had happened to him today as he had lost the entire morning.

Throwing the empty drawer directly on the table, Chen Xiaonian stretched and started to act like a rogue. If you don’t have money, then use my body if you can.

"I have no money, you can do whatever you want."

Seeing this rogue look, the women at the mahjong table looked at each other, their expressions different.

"In Mongolia, if someone owes money and doesn't pay it back, his five limbs will be tied up by five horses, and then... hehe."

Zhao Min looked at Chen Xiaonian's body with ill intentions, as if she was considering whether to tie the fifth limb to the head or to another head.

After swallowing his saliva, Chen Xiaonian felt that it was not appropriate for him to act like a rogue here.

"In my Yihua Palace, we treat those who owe money and refuse to pay it back as slaves. We have to plant 7749 flowers in Yihua Palace before we can leave."

"Isn't it just planting flowers? I, Chen Xiaonian, am known as the Little Prodigal Son among Flowers. Let alone forty-nine roses, I can give you nine hundred and ninety-nine roses without any problem."

"Oh, I forgot to mention that the number of flowers that have naturally grown in Yihua Palace over the past hundred years, um, should be around seven or eight."

"..."

"You are just too troublesome. I have set a rule in the Sun Moon Divine Sect. If anyone owes money and doesn't pay it back, I will send him directly to see the King of Hell, so that he won't dare to not pay it back in his next life!"

Dongfang Bubai slammed the table, a murderous look flashed in his eyes, and he didn't look like he was joking at all.

When it comes to ruthlessness, it has to be Dongfang Bubai.

"I don't want to play with you anymore."

Chen Xiaonian's face was full of tears as he hurriedly walked out of the Chen Mansion. He never dared to act like a rogue in front of the women again.

It wasn't until he arrived at the square that his mood improved a little.

Aunt Li was playing mahjong with Aunt Wang and a few others. They stopped when they saw Chen Xiaonian with tears streaming down his face.

"Captain Chen, what's wrong with you? If anyone dares to bully you, tell me and we will help you vent your anger."

"Are they the same three street thugs from last time? Are they back to bother you again?"

"Thank you, everyone. I'm fine. I'm just in a bad mood."

Looking at the group of enthusiastic aunties, Chen Xiaonian's mood finally improved a little.

Hearing that he was just in a bad mood and it was just a small matter, the ladies ignored the mahjong in front of them, pushed the cards aside, and pulled Chen Xiaonian to the special position for square dancing.

Once you sing with your mouth, no one loves you.

Chen Xiaonian danced square dance with a group of aunts, and his wounded little heart was comforted.

The square is my home, I want to dance every day!

As he danced, Chen Xiaonian gradually forgot the unhappiness in his heart.

……

At this time in Chen Mansion.

As soon as Chen Xiaonian left.

The women at the mahjong table all looked a little bored, and even the mahjong in front of them seemed to have become boring.

Seeing that everyone in the yard looked listless, Huang Rong stopped cooking, clapped her hands, came in front of them, and looked at them with a smile on her face.

Huang Rong didn't say anything, just looked at them, which made them feel a little uneasy.

Dongfang Bubai couldn't help but cover his chest with his hands when he saw this strange look. He pointed at Huang Rong and asked in panic, "Why did you change your taste? I don't like this."

"Bah, bah, bah, where are you talking about?"

After spitting, Huang Rong looked at the somewhat panicked Dongfang Bubai in front of her, her face full of mischief. Her lively eyes seemed to be able to see through people's thoughts, and she stared at the front.

"It's not like I don't know who you like."

"You, you better not say anything nonsense. I am the leader of the Sun Moon Sect and I am well-known in the martial arts world. If you say anything nonsense, I will sue you."

"Hey, where are you going to sue me? Go to Chen Xiaonian?"

When she heard Chen Xiaonian's name, even the usually cold Dongfang Bubai's pretty face flushed, which made her look even more attractive.

"Don't think I don't know that the reason you've broken through to Grandmaster and still refuse to leave is because you like Chen Xiaonian. There's nothing to be embarrassed about."

Once the secret in his heart was revealed, Dongfang Bubai's face turned even redder, just like a ripe red apple, making people want to take a bite of it.

Yao Yue, who was standing by, saw that Dongfang Bubai, who usually looked cool, had become so shy after being disciplined by Huang Rong. She couldn't help but smile secretly with her hands covering her mouth.

Unexpectedly, Yao Yue's giggle was immediately noticed by Huang Rong, who immediately turned into Ip Man in words and started a one-on-two fight.

"¨｀ Yaoyue, don't laugh secretly. Do you think I don't know that you also like Chen Xiaonian? You even have the nerve to laugh at Dongfang Jiaozhu. You, the Yihua Palace Master, are almost the same."

"Huang Rong, don't talk nonsense!"

"Then tell me, is the poison of the Ten Fragrance Softening Powder still in your body? Has it been eliminated long ago?"

Upon hearing this, Yao Yue, who had been trying to be stubborn, suddenly became embarrassed. She opened her mouth slightly, as if she wanted to say something, but couldn't speak.

Huang Rong was unyielding and continued to fight with all her might.

"I already knew that you were able to remove the toxicity of the Ten Fragrance Softening Powder when you were dancing in the square. You never mentioned this because you also fell in love with Chen Xiaonian."

This attack causes real damage.

Invite the moon to break the defense.