Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Chen Xiaonian said with a wry smile: "How can I bear to capture such a beauty as the leader? It would be better to take her home."

"You're a smooth-talking kid." Dongfang Bubai sneered and said, "You're not a fake detective, are you?"

thump!

Just as Dongfang Bubai was guessing at Chen Xiaonian's identity, Captain Xing suddenly fell to the ground and lost consciousness.

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Chapter 47: Brainless Ji Wuming (asking for flowers and comments)

I rub!

Has Tongfu Inn become a black shop?

Chen Xiaonian looked at Captain Xing lying on the ground in surprise. When he was about to speak, the door curtain leading to the backyard was suddenly lifted, and a silly-looking man in black walked out.

After seeing the man in black coming out, Tong Xiangyu and the others' faces changed instantly, and they all huddled together. Even Bai Zhantang, who had come to his senses, hesitated after stepping through the gate.

The man in black came to Captain Xing stupidly and shook his head.

"Ji Wuming!" Captain Xing opened his eyes dazedly. When he saw the man in black, a trace of surprise flashed across his eyes. He drew the long knife from his waist and said through gritted teeth, "Where are you escaping to?"

It turns out that Ji Wuming is here!

The moment Captain Xing called out Ji Wuming's name, Chen Xiaonian finally figured out what was going on.

It turns out that Ji Wuming escaped from prison but lost his memory. Everyone at Tongfu Inn was afraid that Ji Wuming would remember his memory and want revenge at any time, so they didn't want to let Chen Xiaonian and the other person in to avoid implicating them.

When Ji Wuming saw Captain Xing drawing his knife, he quickly retreated.

thump!

Captain Xing stood up and had not taken two steps when he fell to the ground again and fainted completely.

"What's wrong with him?" Ji Wuming looked confused.

"Tired."

Tong Xiangyu quickly apologized with a smile and helped everyone to help Captain Xing who had fallen to the ground.

"This knockout drug is very potent."

As Bai Zhantang helped Captain Xing to stand up, he suddenly muttered to himself.

"Knockout drug?" Ji Wuming was surprised. He pointed his finger at Bai Zhantang and the others and said with sudden realization: "You are running a shady shop!"

"When you were here, it was indeed a shady shop."

"When?"

Guo Furong was outspoken and said something wrong. Bai Zhantang quickly pulled Guo Furong over and said to Ji Wuming, "Don't listen to her nonsense."

Ji Wuming showed a thoughtful look, his eyes wandering: "Could it be that I died in your hands in my previous life, so I remember this place."

God, past life!

If Chen Xiaonian didn't know the truth, he would have really thought that Ji Wuming was a time traveler or a reincarnation like himself.

"Is this guy's brain not working well?" It was the first time that Dongfang Bubai had seen such a situation, and he became a little curious.

Chen Xiaonian smiled and whispered, "Just wait and see, this guy does have some problems with his brain."

"Big brother." Tong Xiangyu was indeed the shopkeeper. When everyone was worried that he would suddenly go crazy, he pushed everyone aside and walked forward, saying with an innocent look: "You were born a few years earlier than us, how can we kill you?"

"If it wasn't for my previous life." Ji Wuming hesitated for a moment, and his little head began to brainstorm: "That means you killed someone and put the blame on me."

Guo Furong was amused by Ji Wuming's amazing train of thought, and her waist bent with laughter: "You really dare to guess."

Ji Wuming, this idiot, thought Guo Furong admitted what he said, and raised his hand to kill everyone: "If it is true, I will fight you!"

"Stop!" At this moment, Bai Zhantang suddenly exclaimed and stopped in front of Ji Wuming: "Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to tell you the truth."

"Boss!" Bai Zhantang suddenly stood at attention and bowed his head, and said to Ji Wuming respectfully: "Your name is Ji Wuming, and you are our shopkeeper and leader."

"what?"

Ji Wuming showed surprise on his face. He felt that his little brain was not enough. The reversal was too fast!

Ji Wuming pointed at his nose and said, "Are they all my men?"

"Yes!" Bai Zhantang nodded sharply, waving his right hand wildly, signaling Tong Xiangyu and the others to follow quickly.

"Yes, yes." Tong Xiangyu and others responded with unnatural expressions.

Ji Wuming was stunned for a moment, then asked stupidly, "Then where is my wife?"

"My wife..." Bai Zhantang's mind raced, and he pulled Tong Xiangyu over and said, "She! She is your wife."

When Ji Wuming heard that Tong Xiangyu was her wife, he was overwhelmed with grief. He hugged Tong Xiangyu and cried, "My wife!"

When Tong Xiangyu was at a loss, Ji Wuming's face changed again, revealing a wretched smile, and asked Tong Xiangyu: "Do we have a child?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Bai Zhantang immediately followed up Ji Wuming's words and pointed to the backyard: "There is a little girl in the backyard. That's your daughter."

Ji Wuming smiled like a kind father when he heard this: "Then I'll go and take a look."

"That won't work." Tong Xiangyu was worried that Mo Xiaobei in the yard would anger Ji Wuming, so she quickly pulled Ji Wuming and said, "The child is young and shy."

"Why are you afraid of giving birth?" Ji Wuming said seriously, "I'm his father."

"Have you thought about what to say to her when you see her?"

"That's easy. Just say, Dad, I'm back." Ji Wuming realized something was wrong after he finished speaking: "No, it should be my dad who's back..."

Phew!

At this moment, Chen Xiaonian couldn't hold back his laughter.

This is so funny no matter how many times I watch it, I really can’t take it anymore!

Especially this time, the film and television scene was vividly reflected in reality, and Chen Xiaonian felt that Ji Wuming was so silly that he was cute.

"You brat, why are you laughing?"

Hearing Chen Xiaonian's sneer, Ji Wuming became angry and stared at Chen Xiaonian fiercely.

"I'm laughing at you because you're an idiot!"

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P.S. Thank you for your support, I will continue to write well.

Chapter 48: Dongfang Bubai: Noisy! (Please give me flowers and give me comments)

"You're calling me a fool?"

Ji Wuming clenched his fists so tightly that they made a crackling sound, as if he was ready to kill Chen Xiaonian if they had a disagreement.

"Ji Wuming, do you really think you have a child?" Chen Xiaonian looked at Ji Wuming cheerfully, raised his finger and pointed at Bai Zhantang and asked, "Do you know who this is?"

"Old Zhou." Ji Wuming looked puzzled, unable to understand what Chen Xiaonian was talking about.

"Old Zhou, you're a fool." Chen Xiaonian's mouth was almost crooked with laughter: "This is your second brother Bai, the thief saint Bai Zhantang!"

“Thief Saint?” A flash of lightning flashed through Ji Wuming’s mind, and he felt his brain begin to ache: “Thief Saint, Thief God, I am the Thief God!”

Chen Xiaonian's words finally made Ji Wuming remember everything: "I remember! I am the God of Thieves Ji Wuming!"

"You guys actually teamed up to deceive me!"

After Ji Wuming awakened his memory, a ruthless look appeared on his face. He was arrested last time because of Bai Zhantang and his men. Today, he had to kill them no matter what to relieve his hatred.

"Die!"

Ji Wuming's murderous intent suddenly rose up, and he slapped Bai Zhantang with both palms like the wind.

Bai Zhantang wanted to dodge, but hesitated for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and reached out to take Ji Wuming's angry attack.

Bang!

A muffled sound rang out throughout Tongfu Inn at the moment the two men collided. Ji Wuming's powerful internal force directly knocked Bai Zhantang back repeatedly, and finally he vomited blood and fell on his butt on the stairs.

Although Bai Zhantang is good at martial arts, all he has learned in his life is the sunflower acupoint pressing technique. Facing Ji Wuming, who has exchanged his brain for martial arts talent, he seems a little inferior.

With Bai Zhantang's lightness skills, it would not be difficult for him to dodge Ji Wuming's killing move. However, Bai Zhantang knew that his martial arts was the strongest in Tongfu Inn. Once he fell, others would be in danger.

When Ji Wuming saw Bai Zhantang fall to the ground and lose his fighting power, he turned his gaze to Guo Furong who was standing beside him: "It's your turn next!"

As he spoke, Ji Wuming raised his hand and was about to strike Guo Furong with his right palm.

"Wait!"

At this moment, Lu Xiucai, who was concerned about Guo Furong, suddenly rushed in front of Guo Furong and blocked Ji Wuming: "Don't come over!"

"Confucius once said that force can't solve any problem!"

Ji Wuming stopped and asked stupidly, "What?"

Lu Xiucai straightened his chest and said righteously: "Lu Zi!"

"How do you want to die?" Ji Wuming raised his hand and pointed at Lu Xiucai: "I'll help you. Give me your life!"

"Wait!" Lu Xiucai put his hands in front of his chest and said, "You can kill me, but you have to make it clear who killed me."

"Nonsense!" Ji Wuming pointed his right thumb at himself and said sternly, "Me!"

"who am I?"

Ji Wuming was stunned for a moment: "How should I know who you are?"

Seeing Ji Wuming fall for it, Lu Xiucai smiled and said, "Here comes the problem."

"You?" Ji Wuming hesitated for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?"

"This idiot, why not just kill him directly?" Chen Xiaonian secretly laughed at this.

"This has to start with the relationship between humans and the universe." Lu Xiucai said as he pulled Ji Wuming to sit at the dinner table and continued, "For a long time, there has been a problem that has been bothering you."

Ji Wuming quickly asked seriously: "What's the problem?"

"who am I?"

"I already know the problem."

"No!" Lu Xiucai waved his hand: "You don't know, do you know? Who are you, Ji Wuming?"

"No! It's just a name, a name is just a code name..."

As Lü Xiucai continued to talk, Dongfang Bubai felt his ears hurt. Lü Xiucai's words were simply tormenting him. He could not help but yell, "Shut up!"

Whoosh!

The moment Dongfang Bubai finished speaking, he flicked his index and middle fingers on his right hand, and two rays of light shot silently into Ji Wuming's forehead at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Boom!

Ji Wuming, a martial arts genius, fell down at the dining table and died.

The scene was so tense that one could hear a pin drop.

Bai Zhantang and his companions were surprised and at a loss when faced with this sudden change.

Originally, with Ji Wuming's martial arts, it would have taken Dongfang Bubai several moves to kill him head-on. However, Ji Wuming's mind was all on Lu Xiucai's words. His brain, which had been pinched by a door since childhood, was completely unable to do many things at once, and he died in such a miserable way.

"This idiot has solved it for you." Dongfang Bubai glanced at Bai Zhantang and the others impatiently, and said lightly: "Hurry up and serve some of your specialties, don't keep this leader waiting."

"Lady Hero! Let's do it now!"

Bai Zhantang was very quick-witted and reacted quickly. He bowed to Dongfang Bubai and rushed to the kitchen.

"Lady, please leave your name. I will never charge you for staying at Tongfu Inn in the future."

Tong Xiangyu, who was greedy for money, was too lazy to be generous.

"Female knight?" Dongfang Bubai looked at everyone with an arrogant look and smiled evilly: "I am not some female knight, I am Dongfang Bubai!"

The East is undefeated!

Everyone who had just felt fortunate for Ji Wuming's death, suddenly felt like they had just escaped from a wolf's den and fallen into a tiger's den.

The name of Dongfang Bubai frightened them even more than Ji Wuming. Everyone in the martial arts world knew that Dongfang Bubai was the leader of the evil cult Sun and Moon Sect, and he would kill people without blinking an eye.

"Why are you all standing there like an idiot? Go cook for the guests!"

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