Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

Huang Rong, who was originally very shy, stamped her feet angrily after hearing Chen Xiaonian's indifferent words, rolled her eyes at Chen Xiaonian and said, "Who cares about a guy like you who only knows how to sleep all day?"

Just know how to sleep?

Huang Rong's words, coupled with her shy look just now, made everyone present imagine a lot.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Chen Xiaonian began to act like a scoundrel: "How could the beautiful Huang be interested in someone like me who only knows how to sleep all day? You know I like men."

"Chen Xiaonian!"

When Huang Rong heard this, she couldn't help but recall the time when she wanted to play a trick on Chen Xiaonian but was teased by him instead. The blush on her face became even more intense.

"Why are you calling my name?" Chen Xiaonian smiled wickedly and said playfully, "Did you remember the smell of me?"

"Shut up, Chen Xiaonian!" Huang Rong felt even more embarrassed when she saw Chen Xiaonian was going to talk about the past again. She was afraid that Chen Xiaonian, who was so outspoken, would continue talking and she didn't know what weird things he would say. She hurried out of Guiyun Manor and said, "If you want to go to Peach Blossom Island, follow me."

"Hmph, little girl, can I not beat you?" Chen Xiaonian showed a smug smile on his face and followed Huang Rong out of Guiyun Villa.

At this time, no one noticed that Guo Jing in the crowd was staring at the direction where Huang Rong left with a dazed look in his eyes.

"Miss Huang is so beautiful, but Constable Chen is my savior. What should I do?"

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Taohua Island is located on the coast of the East China Sea, not too far from Guiyun Manor.

In just less than two days, Huang Rong and Guo Jing took a small boat and slowly sailed to the shore of Peach Blossom Island on the endless East China Sea.

"Little devil girl, your father, that old bastard, really knows how to enjoy himself." Chen Xiaonian looked up and saw the pleasant scenery on Peach Blossom Island. It was full of peach trees, and various pavilions and towers were perfectly matched with the peach forest, making it like a fairyland on earth.

Whoosh!

When Chen Xiaonian was really immersed in the beautiful scenery of Peach Blossom Island, he suddenly heard a gust of wind in his ears. When he turned around, he found that the little witch Huang Rong had already used light skills to disappear into the peach forest.

"Hahaha, Chen Xiaonian, I'm going to go look for my dad, you guys take your time later."

After hearing Huang Rong's bell-like laughter and the words she left behind in the air, Chen Xiaonian's heart sank, thinking that something was wrong.

I've fallen into the trap of this little witch Huang Rong again!

Chen Xiaonian's eyes became solemn as he looked towards Peach Blossom Island in front of him. He knew that Huang Rong was deliberately trying to take revenge on him, so he left first.

Although Huang Lao Xie has an arrogant personality, he is indeed a man of real talent and knowledge. He has dabbled in everything from music, chess, calligraphy, and painting to Qimen Dunjia. The peach forest on Peach Blossom Island looks pleasant on the surface, but it is actually full of murderous intentions.

The entire Peach Blossom Island was arranged by Huang Lao Xie, and contains the Five Elements Transformation Formation. If ordinary people mistakenly enter the peach forest, it is basically impossible for them to get out.

"No matter! For the sake of the next ten years of happy sex life!"

Chen Xiaonian made up his mind and rushed into the peach forest.

After entering the peach forest, Chen Xiaonian's eyes turned around and he admired the scenery of Peach Blossom Island. As for the appointment with Huang Laoxie, there was no rush anyway as there were still two days.

Chen Xiaonian has already made up his mind that if he really can't find a way out, he will burn down the peach blossom forest!

However, as Chen Xiaonian gradually went deeper into the peach forest, he suddenly had some enlightenment in his mind.

In Chen Xiaonian's eyes, the layout of the peach forest actually gave him an inexplicable sense of familiarity, as if it was similar to something he was familiar with.

"Lingbo Weibu!"

Suddenly, Chen Xiaonian had an idea. He felt that the arrangement of the peach trees in front of him was actually based on the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams. His own Lingbo Microwave was also derived from the 64 hexagrams of the Book of Changes, and had a lot in common with the Five Elements Formation of the peach blossom forest.

After figuring out the principles of the Five Elements Transformation Formation, Chen Xiaonian tried to calculate the direction in his mind using the hexagrams. After a moment, all the secrets hidden in the peach blossom forest were seen through by Chen Xiaonian. The peach blossom forest, which was originally like a maze, became clear in Chen Xiaonian's eyes.

Whoosh!

Just as Chen Xiaonian was immersed in comprehending the Five Elements Transformation Formation in the Peach Blossom Forest, he suddenly heard a sound of breaking wind behind his head.

Chen Xiaonian looked back vigilantly, only to see a middle-aged man with disheveled hair leaping towards him from the air. The middle-aged man landed silently, showing his superb martial arts skills.

"Kid, who are you?" The middle-aged man stroked his long beard with his right hand. His eyes were full of curiosity as he turned around Chen Xiaonian and said, "You look a little unfamiliar. You should not be from Peach Blossom Island. How come you are here?"

Old naughty boy!

When Chen Xiaonian first saw the middle-aged man's childish behavior, he immediately recognized that this man was the old naughty boy Zhou Botong.

The reason why Zhou Botong appeared on Peach Blossom Island was because fifteen years ago he was cheated of the second volume of Nine Yin Scriptures by Huang Lao Xie and Huang Lao Xie's wife Feng Heng. When Zhou Botong found out that he was cheated, he came to Peach Blossom Island to retrieve the scriptures, but because he was defeated by Huang Lao Xie, he was trapped on Peach Blossom Island for fifteen years by Huang Lao Xie using the Five Elements Formation.

"It's boring to tell you who I am." After Chen Xiaonian recognized Zhou Botong's identity, he had a thought and started to think about it. He looked at Zhou Botong with a sly smile and said, "Why don't we make a bet? As long as I guess your identity, you have to promise me one thing."

"Let's make a bet?" Zhou Botong's eyes lit up when he heard Chen Xiaonian's suggestion. He thought it was very interesting and immediately said, shaking his head, "Let's make a bet. Then tell me my name first."

Chen Xiaonian smiled confidently and said slowly: "Old naughty boy, Zhou Botong!"

"What!" Zhou Botong was shocked when Chen Xiaonian said his name, but he didn't want to admit defeat, so he immediately said, "No, no! My name has long been famous in the martial arts world, so it's reasonable that you can guess it. How would I know who you are in the martial arts world?"

What the hell!

Chen Xiaonian never expected that this old guy Zhou Botong would actually act like a rogue!

However, when Chen Xiaonian's plan failed, he quickly thought of another one.

"You old kid, you won't admit your loss, right? Then let's make another bet. Do you dare to agree?"

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Chapter 90: Fifteen years! Do you know how I spent my time?

"Let's gamble again!"

Zhou Botong had the mind of a child. He just thought that Chen Xiaonian in front of him was extremely interesting. He did not blame him for cheating after losing, and was even willing to gamble with him again, so he immediately agreed.

"Old naughty boy, do you have any wine?" Chen Xiaonian raised his lips slightly, revealing a confident smile: "If you have wine, let's compete to see who can drink more. The loser must also agree to a condition of the winner."

"Drinking is good! Come with me, I have wine!" Zhou Botong was so excited when he heard about drinking that he immediately started to dance. Over the years, he was trapped on Peach Blossom Island by Huang Lao Xie. Except for occasionally bringing him some food, no one talked to him. So he turned around and said to Chen Xiaonian as he walked, "By the way, kid, you haven't told me your name yet~ What's your name?"

"Chen Xiaonian."

Chen Xiaonian walked forward and followed Zhou Botong not far before passing through the peach blossom forest and coming to a cave.

After entering the cave, Chen Xiaonian was surprised to find that there was another world inside the cave. Inside the small stone cave, there was not only a stone bed, but also a stone table and stone benches.

"Come, come, come." After Zhou Botong entered the cave, he immediately began to search around in the cave. After a while, he found two jars of the best daughter's red wine and sat down in front of Shi Zhuo: "Chen Xiaonian, come here quickly, let's start the competition now."

Snapped!

As soon as Chen Xiaonian sat down, Zhou Botong broke the mud seal on the wine jar, picked up a wine jar and handed it to Chen Xiaonian, saying: "Chen Xiaonian, I won't bully you. Neither of us is allowed to use internal force to sober up, otherwise we will be considered as losers, okay?"

"That's exactly what I want." After Chen Xiaonian took the jar of wine handed to him by Zhou Botong, he raised the jar and drank it.

This wine is surprisingly good!

As the wine went down his throat, Chen Xiaonian discovered that the wine in this jar was much better than the wine he had tasted in the major restaurants in Yingtian Prefecture, and the alcohol content was quite strong.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, Zhou Botong next to Chen Xiaonian's eyes began to become a little blurry.

"Chen Xiaonian, do you know how boring it is to be trapped here for fifteen years?"

"No one talked to me, no one drank with me."

"No one will challenge me in martial arts!"

"Fifteen years! A full fifteen years! Do you know how I spent these fifteen years?"

As Zhou Botong gradually got drunk, he recalled every difficult day he had gone through in the past fifteen years. He wanted to grab Chen Xiaonian and say all the words he had accumulated over the past fifteen years at once.

With the innocent and lively nature of the old naughty boy Zhou Botong, the fifteen years he was imprisoned on Peach Blossom Island were like a year. He finally caught Chen Xiaonian, so how could he miss the opportunity to communicate with him properly.

"Old naughty boy, I feel like you are drunk." Chen Xiaonian looked at the old naughty boy and said, "If you are not drunk, you are not allowed to talk. Just drink to prove it to me."

"You little bastard." After hearing what Chen Xiaonian said, Zhou Botong extended his index finger with his right hand, trembling up and down, and pointed at Chen Xiaonian and said, "Even if I lose today, I am willing to promise you one thing."

"Good! Good!" Chen Xiaonian was overjoyed when he heard that. He raised the wine pot in his hand and drank it all in one gulp: "Old naughty boy, I'll drink this jar of wine first as a token of my respect!"

"Hehe, then I won't drink if I admit defeat." Zhou Botong put down the wine jar with a playful smile, reached out and held Chen Xiaonian's hand, and brought Chen Xiaonian to the open space in the middle of the cave: "Come, I'll teach you something fun."

"Follow me, draw a circle with your left hand and a square with your right hand!"

As Zhou Botong spoke, he raised his hands. While his left hand drew a circle in the air, his right hand also drew a circle.

The art of fighting with both hands!

The moment Chen Xiaonian saw Zhou Botong's move, he was greatly excited.

The Art of Fighting with Both Hands was created by Zhou Botong, the biggest martial arts fanatic in The Legend of the Condor Heroes. He was trapped on Peach Blossom Island for 15 years. In order to kill his boring time, he came up with the idea of ​​"fighting his left hand with his right hand", and thus created this top martial art.

The essence of the art of fighting with both hands is to do two things at the same time, and it can be regarded as a very exquisite martial art among many martial arts secrets.

Although the art of fighting with both hands essentially does not have any internal skills or powerful moves, the combat power it adds to the practitioner's own strength is truly groundbreaking.

In the original world of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, it is likely that Guo Jing met Zhou Botong by chance on Peach Blossom Island, and the two became sworn brothers.

After Guo Jing learned the art of using both hands, he could use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Kongming Fist with his left and right hands respectively when fighting the enemy. His moves were varied and the enemy was hard to defend against.

In The Return of the Condor Heroes, Xiaolongnu, who had also learned the art of mutual assistance from Zhou Botong, could even use both hands in the absence of Yang Guo to defeat King Jinlun using the Jade Girl Pure Heart Sword Technique that originally required a team of two.

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"I wonder if there is a Little Dragon Girl in this martial arts world..."

When Chen Xiaonian thought of Xiaolongnu, an image of a fairy who was detached from the mundane world emerged in his mind.

"Hey, hey! Are you going to learn or not?"

Zhou Botong put his hands on his hips and saw Chen Xiaonian standing there with a dazed look in his eyes, completely ignoring him. He was so angry that he blew his beard and glared on the spot.

"Come, I'll teach you. Draw a circle with your left hand and a square at the same time!"

[Ding! The system detects that Zhou Botong is teaching the host the art of fighting with both hands. Would the host like to learn it?]

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Is there any need to ask? Of course, you have to learn!

[Congratulations to the host for successfully learning the art of mutual assistance! ]

Chen Xiaonian's mind moved, and a mysterious understanding instantly appeared in his mind. He immediately grabbed two branches, holding one in each hand, and began to draw on the ground.

After a moment, portraits of Chen Xiaonian and Zhou Botong appeared in the dust on the ground.

"Old naughty boy, look at how well I use my dual-army fighting technique." Chen Xiaonian threw the branch and looked at the old naughty boy proudly.

"Chen Xiaonian is amazing!" Zhou Botong seemed to have discovered a new master. He walked around the portraits of the two men, stopped and started, and after a careful observation, he looked at Chen Xiaonian with burning fighting intent in his eyes and said, "Chen Xiaonian, I think you are extremely talented, even better than me. How about we have a competition?"

"Then let's try it."

Chen Xiaonian smiled slightly. Since he met Zhou Botong, he had not given anything in return. Instead, Zhou Botong invited him to drink and taught him martial arts. This made Chen Xiaonian feel embarrassed, and he immediately agreed to compete with Zhou Botong.

Whoosh!

The moment Chen Xiaonian finished speaking, he felt a soft but tough gust of wind coming towards him. Chen Xiaonian slightly turned his head to avoid Zhou Botong's punch. The strong gust of wind made Chen Xiaonian's hair flutter on his cheeks.

"Old naughty boy, you actually attacked me!"

"Hey, kid, this is called Kongming Fist. If you want to learn this boxing technique, you only need to remember four words: use emptiness to gain clarity!"

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Chapter 91: Nine Yin Scriptures!

[Ding! The system detects that Zhou Botong is teaching the host Kongming Fist. Does the host want to learn it? ]

Don’t learn!

Chen Xiaonian's head was buzzing. This Zhou Botong was really generous. After just meeting him and drinking a few drinks, he started teaching him the art of fighting with both hands and the Kongming Fist.

However, Chen Xiaonian was not very interested in boxing and palm techniques. He had already learned enough martial arts, and what he wanted to learn most was swordsmanship. The reason why he learned the art of simultaneous fighting was because it could obviously improve his swordsmanship.

Just imagine how exciting it would be when Chen Xiaonian is fighting against the enemy, using his left hand to perform the Stealing the Sky and Snatching Swords Style and his right hand to perform the Fifteen Deadly Swords Style!

Of course, the most important reason why Chen Xiaonian doesn’t want to learn Kongming Fist is that he is afraid of pain!

When fighting with others, isn't it better to use a sword? Why do you have to use your body to resist the damage!

Bang!Bang!Bang!

　"Five, eight, seven" In the blink of an eye, the two men's four hands intersected, and after more than twenty palms were hit in succession, Zhou Botong's palms became faster and faster, and it seemed that he felt that the fight with Chen Xiaonian was not exciting enough, and he would use his own hands to fight one or two times from time to time.

Chen Xiaonian, who is not good at palm techniques, can only use the Three Realms True Yuan Qi to drive the Stealing the Sky and Snatching the Sword Style and use his fingers to lead the sword to deal with Zhou Botong's palm strikes. From time to time, he would mix in a few moves of the Sunflower Acupoint-pressing Hand, which Zhou Botong exclaimed was very interesting.

"Happy! So happy!"

Zhou Botong was like a demon, ecstatic. He had been living alone on Peach Blossom Island for so many years that he came up with such an outrageous thing as hitting his right hand with his left hand.

"Hiss."

While the two were fighting fiercely, Chen Xiaonian's ears moved, and suddenly he heard a rustling sound coming from deep in the cave.