Wuxia, Auntie, I really don't want a girlfriend

"That's right." Chen Xiaonian nodded, picked up the body of the Sword Saint and walked out of the Tianxia Club: "Let's go, there's nothing exciting to watch anymore."

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In the afterglow of the setting sun, there is a huge rock in an uninhabited valley. On the rock, someone has carved the words "Sword Tomb" with supreme sword intent.

The Sword Tomb is the place where the legendary sword demon Dugu Qiubai, who never experienced defeat in his life, buried his swords. The three magic swords he used in three stages of his life are buried here.

The first one was a sharp sword flashing with green light: it was sharp and powerful, indestructible. Before he reached the age of twenty, he used it to compete with the heroes of Heshuo.

The second one was the Ziwei Soft Sword, which was used by Dugu Qiubai before he was thirty years old. After accidentally injuring a righteous man again, Dugu Qiubai felt that the sword was ominous and threw it into a deep valley.

This sword has been abandoned in a deep valley, so it is not in the sword tomb and is represented by a stone piece.

The third one is a heavy sword made of black iron: the heavy sword has no edge, great skill but not elaborate, Dugu Qiubai relied on it to dominate the world before he was forty years old.

"The Xuantie Heavy Sword is missing?" Dugu Qiubai, dressed in green, walked step by step from the air into the sword tomb. He looked at the empty Xuantian Heavy Sword in front of him, closed his eyes and pondered for a moment before opening his eyes and said, "Interesting, there are things in the world that I cannot see through."

After he finished speaking, Dugu Qiubai looked up in the direction of the Sword Worshiping Villa and said, "At the Sword Festival, the legendary divine stone 'Black Cold' was used to forge a peerless sword. I can go and see it for myself."

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Chapter 210 The number one bootlicker sword demon in Fengyun!

Chapter 210

Baijian Villa is famous for sword-making, and countless swordsmen in the world are proud to own a famous sword forged by Baijian Villa.

"This is the Baijian Villa, come down, little bastard."

I don't know since when, Dongfang Bubai actually started to call Chen Xiaonian a little bastard. Today is the day of the sword sacrifice agreed by Aotian. Chen Xiaonian and Dongfang Bubai came early~ to the Baijian Villa.

"We're here already?" Chen Xiaonian rubbed his eyes, lifted the curtain of the carriage, and yawned: "I hope we are the last to arrive, so we don't have to wait for anyone."

After getting off the carriage, Chen Xiaonian and Dongfang Bubai just entered the gate of Baijian Villa and saw a fierce fire jumping violently in an open bronze tripod. In the flames was a shiny black sword with a unique shape.

"Is this the best sword in the world?" Dongfang Bubai took a closer look and exclaimed: "It is indeed extraordinary."

"Pfft!"

Chen Xiaonian couldn't help laughing.

"Little bastard, what are you laughing at?" Dongfang Bubai glared at Chen Xiaonian angrily and said, "Isn't this sword good?"

"Bullshit." Chen Xiaonian said with disdain: "This is just a defective product."

Pop, pop, pop.

Just as Chen Xiaonian finished speaking, Aotian, the young master of Baijian Villa with golden hair, walked out. Behind Aotian were a bald man and a beautiful woman with lingering charm.

"As expected of Captain Chen, you have a good eye." As soon as Ao Tian showed up, he exclaimed: "This sword is indeed not a truly peerless sword, it is just a defective one."

Chen Xiaonian smiled slightly and said slowly: "Young Master, I just think that the Sword Worshiping Villa would not show off such a magical weapon as the peerless sword so easily."

"Captain Chen, you are joking." Aotian said, turning his head to the bald man beside him and said, "This is my master, the famous sword demon in the martial arts world."

After the Sword Demon glanced at Chen Xiaonian coldly, he said nothing more, and from time to time his eyes would steal glances at the beautiful woman beside him.

Sword Demon!

When Chen Xiaonian heard the name of the Sword Demon, he immediately remembered that this person was the number one bootlicker in Fengyun!

The reason why Jian Mo became Aotian's master was because he fell in love with Aotian's biological mother at first sight.

In order to pursue Aotian's mother, the Sword Demon killed Madam Ao's husband, and later accepted Madam Ao's son Aotian as his apprentice and helped him forge a peerless sword.

In the world of Fengyun, the Sword Demon is in love with Madam Ao, the wife of the villa owner. Even though he was seriously injured by the dying Madam Ao in the battle for the peerless sword, he still loves Madam Ao and truly deserves the title of the number one bootlicker in Fengyun.

However, although the Sword Demon is the number one bootlicker in Fengyun, his sword skills are not in vain. He has entered the realm of grandmaster very early.

Seeing that his master Jian Mo didn't seem to want to talk more, Ao Tian turned to introduce the beautiful woman and said, "This is my mother."

Got it!

The bootlicker and the heroine are all here.

Chen Xiaonian glanced at the Sword Demon and Madam Ao with some amusement, and couldn't help thinking that if these two people got married, it would be like a toad trying to eat swan meat.

Whoosh!

At this moment, the sound of sword energy breaking through the air suddenly rang in everyone's ears.

"I have finally reached the Flying Immortal Realm. That's great, that's great!"

Chen Xiaonian and his companions looked in the direction where the voice came from, and saw a wretched man with a mustache flying towards them with a long sword under his feet.

Bang!

As soon as the man with a mustache appeared, the long sword under his feet shook uncontrollably, causing the man to fall upside down.

"Pfft."

When Chen Xiaonian saw this, he couldn't help laughing immediately. What a talented person!

"So it's Jian Tan who has achieved it." Everyone present, except Chen Xiaonian, politely suppressed their laughter. Ao Tian walked up to the man and said, "Congratulations, Mr. Jian Tan, for achieving the Flying Immortal realm."

"I said the wind in your Baijian Villa is too strong." Jian Tan stood up awkwardly and said with a somewhat embarrassed look on his face, "It made my flying sword a little unstable."

"Flying with a sword? You must be dreaming."

A luxurious sedan chair was carried by four coolies to Baijian Villa. After the sedan chair landed, a handsome man walked out and looked at the Sword Demon with a mocking look.

"Humph." The Sword Demon snorted coldly: "Duan Lang, you are a brat who is still wet behind the ears. You know nothing."

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"Not convinced?" Duan Lang glanced at Jian Tan coldly after hearing this, and held the Huo Lin Sword at his waist with his right hand: "How about we have a competition before the Sword Festival?"

"Please give me some face for Baijian Villa." Aotian quickly came out to smooth things over, saying, "The Sword Festival is about to begin, so we should not waste time."

"Did you hear me, little brat?" Jian Tan pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "If I wasn't afraid of missing the moment when the best sword was born, I would definitely let you know what the true sword way is."

"Humph!" Duan Lang glared at the Sword Demon fiercely and said, "I hope you still have the courage to talk to me like this after the Sword Festival begins."

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When the two were confronting each other, footsteps were heard again outside Baijian Villa. It was Bu Jingyun with his ramen hair and Chu Chu with a pretty face.

"Brother Bu, you've arrived at the right time." Ao Tian saw that the person who came was the last Bu Jingyun, and said to everyone with a smile: "Now that everyone is here, please follow me into the villa and hold the sword ceremony together!"

Under Aotian's leadership, everyone followed him straight to the Baijian Villa.

When Chen Xiaonian saw Bu Jingyun show up, he remained silent and had a cold look on his face. He understood that Bu Jingyun must have been defeated by Xiongba, and he came here to seize the peerless sword and kill Xiongba with its power.

After arriving at the Baijian Villa, everyone's attention was attracted by a black sword standing in the middle of the field, which was constantly being forged by flames.

Aotian sat on the main seat with a majestic posture and said confidently: "Today is the day of the Sword Festival at Baijian Mountain Villa. I am honored to invite all the sword masters of the world to come and participate."

"We at Baijian Villa spent a hundred years using the strange stone 'Black Cold' to forge a fine sword."

"Now, this fine sword is about to be born."

After Aotian finished speaking slowly, he came to the center of the venue and pointed to the sword in front of him that was forged by flames: "In order to seek a wise master, we invite several people to show their strengths, and the winner will take the sword!"

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Chapter 211 Beautiful scenery, a big bed, Dongfang Bubai

"What a good sword! It is indeed a peerless sword!"

After Aotian finished speaking, Jian Tan was the first one who couldn't help but stand up. With greed in his eyes, he came to the magic sword and observed it carefully.

Aotian smiled faintly, folded his hands in front of his chest and said to Jiantan: "I have heard that Senior Jiantan has a pair of sword eyes that can see a person's sword heart. Please teach me something."

Jian Tan showed an obscene smile when he heard that. Sword Eye was his innate talent. He had seen through everyone's sword intentions when he walked forward.

"Since the young master has such a request, then I will tell you a thing or two." Jian Tan said as he walked to Duan Lang and said calmly, "Duan Lang, you usually feed the Huo Lin Sword with your blood and regard the sword as your friend. You are truly obsessed with the sword. You are a sword maniac."

"And Bu Jingyun, your eyes are full of hatred." After saying Duan Lang's "730", Jian Tan came to Bu Jingyun again and said, "It seems that Jian Xin is angry for hatred, and anger is the sword heart, but in fact it is not the case. Your real sword heart is anger, so you are Jian Chen, using hatred to control the sword, and anger as the heart."

"I don't need to explain much, you all know it." Jian Tan said and laughed: "I am full of greed for everything related to swords in the world, so I am called Jian Tan."

The three most terrifying and strongest sword hearts in the world, Sword Crazy, Sword Anger and Sword Greed, were all gathered in Baijian Villa in Jian Tan's words.

At this time, Aotian turned around and faced Chen Xiaonian and said, "Senior Jian Tan, here is Captain Chen's sword heart that you haven't mentioned yet. I wonder what Captain Chen's sword heart is?"

"Captain Chen..."

Since Jian Tan appeared, he has not paid attention to Chen Xiaonian. It’s not that Chen Xiaonian is not famous. On the contrary, Chen Xiaonian’s name spread quickly within a month after the Shaolin Temple incident, shocking countless people in the world.

It’s just that not many people have actually met Chen Xiaonian.

"So you are Chen Xiaonian, the top detective of the Six Gates who single-handedly forced the Shaolin Temple to close for thirty years." Jian Tan looked at Chen Xiaonian with surprise and said, "It's my fault that I didn't realize there was such a master among us."

After saying that, Jian Tan narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Chen Xiaonian carefully.

"I've always heard that Jian Tan has a pair of sword eyes. I wonder if he can see my sword heart?"

Chen Xiaonian looked at Jian Tan with some curiosity. He really didn't know what his sword heart was, but he really had a sword heart in his body.

How can it be!

At the moment Jian Tan looked at Chen Xiaonian, in his sword eyes, Chen Xiaonian seemed like the king of swords, overlooking the famous swords in the world. Countless famous swords trembled slightly in front of Chen Xiaonian, revealing a sense of admiration.

What kind of Kenshin is this!

For the first time, Jian Tan doubted his innate sword eyes. The sword heart in Chen Xiaonian was simply arrogant. In his eyes, Chen Xiaonian himself was a truly peerless sword that was invincible in the world. It had nothing to do with any other weapons. Chen Xiaonian himself was the most powerful sword in the world!

Whoosh!

Just when Jian Tan was filled with horror, Bu Jingyun suddenly jumped into the middle of the field, pulled out the peerless sword that had been forged in the furnace, and held it in his hand to examine it carefully.

Seeing this, Jian Tan no longer cared about Chen Xiaonian's swordsmanship. He summoned the internal force in his dantian and rushed forward to snatch the sword. Duan Lang on the side also couldn't wait to snatch the peerless sword from Bu Jingyun's hand.

Swish!

Before Jian Tan and Duan Lang could step forward, Bu Jingyun suddenly threw the peerless sword in his hand and it flew into the sky with a whistling sound.

Seeing this, the Sword Demon, who had been silent all the time, suddenly mobilized the internal force in his dantian, condensed it on his two fingers, and with a sudden movement, a sharp sword energy shot out and flew towards the peerless sword in the air.

Meridian-breaking sword energy!

clang!

The moment the sound of metal clashing was heard, the peerless sword flying in the air broke into two pieces.

Jian Tan was surprised when he saw this, and couldn't help asking, "How could this happen?"

"This sword is not a peerless sword at all!"

Bu Jingyun had a look of disdain on his face. As early as the first time he saw the fire-forged sword, he had already realized that this sword was also a defective product.

"Aotian, can you guys at Baijian Villa be more straightforward?" Chen Xiaonian yawned, looked at Aotian and said, "This sword festival is so mysterious. If the sword is not forged yet, let us rest early."

"Hahaha." Aotian laughed loudly upon hearing this and came to Chen Xiaonian and said, "Captain Chen, please be patient. This sword is indeed not a truly peerless sword..."

"The truly best sword in the world will only be born tomorrow."

"Please go back and have a good rest. Tomorrow we will have a sword festival where everyone will show off their skills and the king will get the sword!"

Under Aotian's arrangement, the servants of Baijian Villa quickly arranged rooms for everyone.

I have to say that Aotian is a very sensible guy. He actually only arranged one room for Chen Xiaonian and Dongfang Bubai!

Night falls quickly.

After dinner, Chen Xiaonian and Dongfang Bubai returned to the room. Chen Xiaonian lay down on the bed and looked at Dongfang Bubai with a sly look on his face and said, "Beautiful scenery and a big bed. Should we do something?"

"Little bastard, don't push your luck!" Dongfang Bubai rolled his eyes at Chen Xiaonian and said coldly, "If you say one more word, I'll cut off your tongue."

"If you want to sleep, go to sleep by yourself. I can practice all night."

"Oriental witch, what are you thinking about?" Chen Xiaonian smiled obscenely: "I am a gentleman, not a casual person."

"I just wanted you to give me a massage. You lost it to me playing mahjong."

Dongfang Bubai was stunned when he heard this, and said with gritted teeth: "Chen Xiaonian, you bastard!"

"Hey, hey, hey, can't you afford to lose?" Chen Xiaonian said sarcastically, "If you can't afford to lose, don't play mahjong in the future. A person's gambling character is as good as his/her gambling character. Your gambling character is quite poor."

Hearing Chen Xiaonian secretly mocking his bad character, Dongfang Bubai was so angry that his teeth itched. He hardened his heart and walked in front of Chen Xiaonian with a red face and said, "Turn your back."

"This is decent."

Chen Xiaonian smiled slightly, then sat down cross-legged with his back facing Dongfang Bubai.

"what!"

"Be gentle, you Eastern witch, be gentle!"