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The two were in love in college, and after graduation they stayed in this city together to work hard. They did not separate. Moreover, his girlfriend is also a fan of Liu Yifei, and her fandom is even purer than his.

Zhao Xingang was actually quite puzzled as to why his girlfriend was also a fan of Liu Yifei. As far as he knew, there were quite a few female friends in his girlfriend's online social circle who were also fans of Liu Yifei. Although they all complained about her acting skills a lot, they just liked her.

As long as you like XXX, you can be a brother who shares life and death with you (dog head), or a good couple who sleeps in the same bed together...

"...I don't know. I don't think there's much hope. Even Hollywood can't save the embarrassing acting. I admit that the 'Time Travelers' are very good in technology, and the TV series they made are all great, but I guess they can't do anything about my sister's acting."

"Honey, why are you like this? Give Yifei some confidence, okay? Maybe something unexpected will happen."

"I'm not just arguing with those idiots on the internet. You're still using this when we're talking in private. I was saying that my sister was possessed by Sylvester Stallone and was fighting a Hollywood hunk."

"..."

The two of them entered the theater each holding two buckets of popcorn. After finding their seats and sitting down, they leaned against each other, eating snacks and chatting while waiting for the movie to start.

They chose the newly built IMAX cinema in Yida Plaza, one of the few in the country. The ticket price is not cheap, but it is worth the money. The movie-watching experience and venue standards are far beyond the level of the same industry.

The two chatted while waiting for the audience to arrive. When the movie started, the lights in the theater dimmed and the movie officially began.

"I don't know if it's right to teach you this, but having a sword in your hand is better than not having one when you need it."

After a black screen, the first thing that sounded was a very textured male voice.

Then the screen lit up, and the logo and words of "Crossover Entertainment" appeared.

The screen went black again, and then came back on with a montage of fast-cut clips. It looked like a middle-aged man with a serious face and wearing training clothes was teaching a teenage girl whose eyes and eyebrows resembled a fairy girl to practice boxing and fitness.

As the man's hair turned from black to gray in a few tens of seconds, the girl also changed from a teenager who knew kung fu and fitness, to a junior high and high school student wearing sportswear, and then to a college student with the same ponytail, but wearing a pair of glasses that made her look a little dull, and constantly studying hard in various occasions.

However, no matter in the evening or early morning, you can see this female college student (Liu Yifei) running and boxing in a corner of the playground, using the simple venue and facilities, rain or shine. This suggests that even though she was admitted to university and studied hard, she did not waste the kung fu passed down to her by her father.

After all, even though the Fairy Sister's hairstyle and outfit are deliberately ugly, she has no makeup on, and she wears an old-fashioned sportswear with the words "Mystery" and "Country" written on the chest, she still makes people feel a little dull but not ugly or rustic. This is the gift from God.

The scene changes and Dr. Turtle appears. Through the conversation, the audience learns that he graduated from a prestigious American university, worked for a top company in the industry, and returned to China to establish his own career with 7 top international patents. He has been smooth sailing all the way. Not only did he marry Fan Jinsuo, who has a considerable family asset, after a few years, he has also established a firm foothold in a domestic university in both career and academics.

I have to say here that, after all, Fan Jinsuo, no matter what kind of person she is, her acting skills are superb, and she portrayed a rich girl with a comfortable life and many petty-bourgeois sentiments vividly.

The key point is that she is very subtly pointed out that she is a Mi fan, or a spiritual American, who has great respect for American universal values, which creates a point of conflict when her husband is lured into a trap later in the film.

But at this time, the impression she left on the audience was that in addition to her love of enjoyment and luxury goods, she was able to negotiate with business companies on behalf of her husband, Dr. Turtle, at critical moments, and through her eloquence, she forced the other party to accept her conditions, and she was in the same mind with her husband and did not choose to betray him. Although there were some minor flaws,

But overall the image is still full and positive.

It was during this plot of about ten minutes that the female student played by Liu Yifei passed the test and was admitted as a graduate student of Dr. Turtle. Dr. Turtle commented on her, "Although she doesn't have much talent, fortunately she knows how to work hard" - when she was a teenager, she used all her talent points on physical output, and of course she didn't have extra talent points for studying and scientific research.

Next came the trapping scene of Dr. Turtle. The movie atmosphere and scene were rendered very well here, because "Traveler Technology" really rented the venue of a famous American university, and the participants also referred to the star graduates of this famous university, and almost copied a banquet of the American elite on a 1:1 basis.

While Dr. Turtle was toasting with these American business celebrities and famous graduates of his alma mater with a glass of wine, and Fan Jinsuo was immersed in the extravagant atmosphere here, Fo Bole from the outside world quietly appeared and surrounded the party.

Two agents chatting in the command car told the truth: Who made him master 7 top international patents even though he is not an American? Dr. Turtle did master 7 top international patents with his talent, but who cares? He is not even a Heyman, the media will not pay too much attention to him. As long as they bite the fact that he stole the core secrets of the former company, the media will even cooperate in publicity.

The moment she saw her husband being handcuffed and taken away, the woman played by Fan Jinsuo felt her whole world collapse.

Now comes the fun part. I am not qualified to attend this kind of banquet. Sister Shen, who was eating a hamburger in a fast food restaurant outside, looked confused and cute as she watched her mentor being taken away by Fobolo in a prison van. When she returned to the hotel where she was staying and asked about what happened, she asked a soul-searching question that made the postgraduate entrance examination candidates cry:

"He (Dr. Turtle) has been arrested. Who can I turn to after I graduate?"

Wow, now the female assistant (Liu Yifei) has enough motivation: everything is for graduation!

Afterwards, she and Fan Jinsuo began to work hard to rescue their mentor, contacting the country and the embassy. Fan Jinsuo was wealthy, so he also contacted the local top law firm. Here, as soon as the female assistant and Fan Jinsuo entered the law firm, the BGM started to sound the same clanging special effects as Mi Yuan, including meeting with different staff members, and finally meeting a barrister who was capable of taking on this kind of business, a mixed-race lawyer who was dressed in a suit and tie, a little thin but very energetic.

With the sound of the meter readings going on in the background, Heyren Lawyer bluntly told him the truth he knew: if he made a judicial transaction, that is, pleaded guilty, he would only need to pay a few tens of thousands or even thousands of meter yuan including attorney fees, and the case would be over. Of course, Dr. Turtle would go to jail, and he would also lose ownership of the seven patents and all related commercial income, because after all, they were "stolen".

If he refuses to plead guilty, then the entire "procedural justice" process will take at least a few years, or possibly more than ten years. A small lawyer will be of little use in such a lawsuit. A big lawyer like him will cost hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, but there is still hope of winning the case, and once he wins, the fee can be paid by the federal (cat) government as compensation.

However, after he made a few phone calls and inquired about the case, he changed his tone and said: the hope of winning is very slim, and once he decides to appeal, Fobole will apply to the court to freeze all of Dr. Turtle's overseas assets and ownership of seven patents, and prohibit parole until the day the case is closed.

When the two women walked out of the law firm's door, there was a ding and the sound of money being settled came from the background. The current price for consulting with the lawyer was given in the lower right corner of the screen.

Standing on a tall building, looking at the two figures joining the crowd below, Heyren Lawyer said to himself: Running for president? It seems like a very challenging thing...

Flashback: When leaving, Fan Jinsuo was already in a state of disarray and at a loss as to what to do. The beautiful assistant was purely polite and said to the black lawyer: Thank you, sir, I think you are a true gentleman and a good man. You should run for president of the United States. The United States needs a good man like you to be its president.

She would later repeat the same polite words to the hotel's big golden-haired owner with a strange hairstyle.

By the way, there are people in China who specialize in this. It is said that for only 8 RMB, you can have dinner and take a photo with this hey lawyer in the White House or anywhere else, even after he is elected.

Also, the timeline and the world are different. Let's just assume that in this world, the Heyman lawyer was reminded by his beautiful assistant to come up with the idea of ​​running for president.

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Overnight, the woman played by Fan Jinsuo was knocked down by the news. Although she did not lose her fighting spirit, her bloodshot eyes and dull V-shaped face, and even her clothes remained the same, her temperament and image were completely different from before. There is also a scene where she holds the phone and curses at her family, saying that she will never give up Dr. Turtle.

But at this time she still believed in the myth of the Lighthouse Kingdom, the city on top of the clouds.

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The scene changes, and five retired Leopards also appear to discuss how to attack the Fobole detention facility, interspersed with montage memories. On the one hand, they have formulated an ambush plan that seems professional and practical, and on the other hand, they recall what the five of them have experienced on the battlefield.

A large section of the plot is advanced neatly and smoothly, just for the 1 million yuan reward offered by the big poison (cat) owl.

Finally, the five of them formed a circle, put their hands together and shouted, "Hoo!"

They set off in three cars, with fast-paced and intense background music and concise and sharp pictures, the five people started with a grand explosion, professional movement, precise shooting, and huge and exaggerated explosion effects.

They attacked like a kitchen knife chopping electric wires (sparks and lightning), causing a large number of casualties without killing anyone themselves, and the Fobole side suffered heavy casualties.

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When the movie reached this point, the reaction was very consistent in every theater across the country.

Or everyone exclaims: Oh shit.

Or there is silence: shock to the point of losing the ability to speak.

Unlike the grand but slightly exaggerated scenes in the copies sold, which were described by later netizens as "your explosion effects are too fake", the style presented in this movie is very much like real-life shots of a mysterious country that was able to dispatch regular troops to participate. It is even said to be a real war scene.

However, it is different from the camera language that the audience is already familiar with. The editing technique is so sharp that it makes people hold their breath unconsciously, coupled with a small number of slow-motion death replays and a strong rhythmic BGM. Even the female audiences who are love-brained can fully experience the feeling of adrenaline rush.

The visual stimulation of the picture is so strong that it makes your scalp tingle.

People are constantly dying and bleeding in the detention facility in Fobole, and the building itself is constantly being blown up, but it is not at all boring like a traditional plasma film. What the five retired Leopards show to the audience is the most professional and efficient offensive technique in the world - it is hard to say whether the real Leopards in this world have such combat power. Although the screen is full of killing, the picture is not bloody. The explosions and editing cover up the overly bloody scenes, and just right show the calmness and efficiency of these five people.

At the same time, even ordinary audiences feel that they can outline the battle routes of these five people in their minds - instead of just meaningless shootings and explosions like most movies of the same type, including Hollywood ones.

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At this point, according to later analysis of Hollywood blockbusters, the scene of five retired Leopards attacking the Fobole detention facility was so exciting that the audience couldn't stand it, and knowledgeable moviegoers couldn't imagine what scenes and plots could be more exciting.

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The attackers breached the facility with efficient and professional methods and successfully achieved the main goal of this trip. The most difficult part of this operation was not to break through here, but to successfully escape the pursuit and enter the territory of Modonggo undetected during the rest of the journey.

So after neatly dealing with Agent Fobole, who was forcing a confession from Dr. Turtle in the interrogation room, it became a natural thing to kidnap Dr. Turtle and use him as a bargaining chip.

Soon, the scene switched to a camouflaged truck container heading towards the border. The drug lord and Dr. Turtle were both blindfolded, with their hands handcuffed behind their backs, one quietly and the other in fear, staying in the mezzanine of the container.

Five retired Leopards put on truck driver uniforms and drove five identical freight trucks, even replacing their weapons with shotguns or pistols commonly used by truck drivers.

The cautiousness of a professional mercenary is vividly portrayed.

The movie does not dumb down the U.S. officials and several institutions. It is still a series of fast-switching screen clips, with original voices (weeping language) reporting the situation code, and the police, National Guard and even armed armored vehicles and helicopters patrolling and setting up checkpoints along the highway. Large sections are interspersed with the action voices of the U.S. police and military in this world, creating a situation of meticulous and precise deployment. Even the just-raided Fobole is given a professional analysis picture given by criminal investigation detectives after surveying the facilities. The profiles of the five retired Leopards are almost the same, portraying their professional qualities that are different from those of bandits.

In this atmosphere, a "super detective" said as if explaining at a joint on-site investigation meeting of several major institutions:

"...In summary, I guess this is a professional killing machine that we trained ourselves, and was moved by the sky-high bounty offered by the underworld."

In line with his voice, the movie scene switched to five retired police officers driving trucks after changing their uniforms. These five people were leisurely passing through a roadblock with flashing police lights. They rolled down their car windows and greeted the military police at the intersection with a curious look: "Hey, man, what happened?"

The voice of the "detective" turned into a narration:

"...They are very familiar with our methods of operation. Unless we conduct an in-depth investigation of all vehicles and personnel, it will be easy for them to pass through or bypass the roadblocks we set up..."

In the movie, five retired police officers were chatting and laughing with the military and police officers outside the car in their own joking and angry ways, and then they really drove leisurely through the checkpoints they set up.

By this time, most of the audience had relaxed from their previous nervous and exciting movie-watching mood, and without affecting the viewing experience, buzzing discussions could be heard in various theaters.

"Fuck, this is too exciting!"

“Is this really a film that a domestic director can make?”

"I think the US officials are so powerful, but their gangsters..."

"Didn't you see the flashbacks earlier? These are elite soldiers who have fought in the battlefield and performed great military exploits. How could they defeat a group of policemen with war tactics? Isn't it easy?"

"Hey, Fairy Sister PK these gangsters? Why do I feel like there's no chance? Even Brother Cheng Long would have to give up, okay? This is modern warfare."

"Even if Brother Jie comes, there will be no hope..."

Amid the discussion, the film entered a relatively

Even though it is a slow-paced drama stage, the plot is still gripping.

Heyren Lawyer came to the door two hours after the incident with a completely litigious face. Especially when he said that he could contact the big drug lord in Mexico on their behalf and planned to use the compensation obtained from the federal government counter-suing Fobole as the ransom for rescuing Dr. Turtle and the attorney fees of the law firm, almost all the audience sitting in the cinema were dumbfounded.

"Fuck, is this even possible!?"

"American lawyers are too lawless. They can sue Fobolle for such a thing!?"

"This is in Black Rice Country, right?!"

"No, such a big top law firm can still do this kind of business? Contact a big drug lord!?"

"Fuck, that's too bold!"

"I heard this movie is still showing in the United States!?"

"..."

Well, how should I put it? When the relationship was not confrontational, they even said things like "we are neighbors separated by a strip of water" to a certain country. Moreover, as official media, they upheld the demeanor and etiquette of a major country and did not go overboard... Not to mention going overboard, before the relationship deteriorated, even the shooting incident that shocked the whole country of the United States was rarely reported. In addition, the development of the Internet at that time had not yet penetrated into all aspects of people's lives on both sides of the ocean, and the main information channels were still in the hands of the media, so that some idiots raised in a greenhouse still have the saying "living in the news broadcast."

If this were placed in the later magical era, it would have a completely different explanation.

At this time, many people, including the elite, are indeed unaware of the dark side of the United States. If they did not know that this is a movie, some mentally tamed creatures might be so scared that they would shout "This is a rumor."

But the literary drama between Heyren Lawyer, Fan Jinsuo and Liu Yifei is very professional. The dialogue between the two sides, especially Heyren Lawyer's lines, do not sound like fabricated stories at all.

Many people have the impression that "the United States is really capable of trapping scientists" and that "it may not be difficult to seek justice in the judicial system under the U.S. framework even if it takes more than ten years and costs huge amounts of money to go through the full procedural justice process. Instead, it will cost them their precious scientific research life and development space."

The highlight is Fan Jinsuo's classic Chinese curse with an accent after this literary scene.

However, at this point in the movie, the audience is more concerned about how the Fairy Sister will take over the plot so that it will not collapse.

Because the traditional American martial arts shown in the movie cannot be rivaled by any kung fu movie or action movie, unless it is an action movie like Terminator or Rambo that uses magic to defeat magic. But when it comes to guns, it also involves the atmosphere of reality that the movie has created so far. Can the fairy sister, an assistant who comes from a mysterious country, wrap two bullet belts around her body like the previous two, and then conquer the world with a heavy machine gun?

Due to their imagination limited by the times, they really couldn't imagine any other way of expression that could show the core essence of kung fu movies.

It wasn't until the movie showed the interaction between the Fairy Sister and Fobole, and the scene where they used the minions of the drug lord Modong as monsters to work together to upgrade, that kind of Marvel Black Widow-style fighting style.

Is it good? It is very good. After all, it is a superhero film that is more than ten years ahead of its time and a benchmark action movie. The actor has become one of the world's top stars just by playing this role.

Is it real? Yes, it is very real, especially the relatively weak women who use the "strangulation technique" and "joint technique" to circle around people's necks with their agility. This is a feasible way to subdue relatively strong men in reality.

When interacting with Fo Bole, Sister Fairy still remained innocent, and only subdued the other party. The two sides had basically the same goals and could cooperate in different fields. But when facing drug dealers, she quickly grew up after a few scenes that were later called "Mo Dongge's daily life" on the Internet. As the saying goes, she would not show mercy when she attacked, and would not show mercy when she attacked. What was left at the scene of the fight was the corpse of a drug dealer with his neck or other parts of his body twisted into strange angles or postures.

At the same time, the film also fully respects and refers to the reality that the anti-government armed forces in Mexico have been encircling and eliminating government armed forces for a long time, and created several scenes of explosions and gun battles that are more exciting than the previous raid on the Fobole facilities by the retired Leopard Five, eliminating the police and troops who have cooperative relations with the American units.

While domestic audiences were stunned and exclaimed with excitement, they couldn't find any fault with it, because the plot of the real Mo Dongge is not much different from this one - speaking of this, after the movie was released, there were really strange creatures who were loyal to their master and criticized the plot of the movie. As for the ending, it naturally ran into tons of events that someone had prepared long ago, and it was very uneasy. For many years thereafter, netizens who brought their own 50 cents and generated electricity with love chased them under their Weibo to check in and greet them a few years in advance because of changes in the time and space line. Changing vests or blocking them was useless.

Although the battle between the blackboard and the radio and television had not yet begun, the ending of the movie was naturally that the Fairy Sister and Fobole, who represented the face of the United States, won the final victory. Although the drug lord and "Mo Dongge's Daily Life" were fierce and terrifying, they were still not enough to face the serious United States. Who is the number one evil organization on the blue planet? After Fobole upgraded his actions and introduced "military contractors" to participate in it, and cooperated with the Fairy Sister to secretly eliminate the management of the drug lord, the drug lord could only disintegrate and be captured back to the United States to receive "just judgment". Regardless of the core theme of the mysterious country and the United States, this ending is very positive.

The one who can be positive again, and act as the big boss guarding the level, is naturally the retired Leopard Five.

But if you look into the details of how these five people came to Liangshan, it is extremely ridiculous and funny. After the rise of video websites, it provided hilarious material for countless UP hosts in the movie commentary section.

At the same time, in the movie's behind-the-scenes footage, a federal agent named "Lynch" also revealed that both the drug lord and his successor were actually CIA vests, but after the drug lord became prosperous, he gradually expanded and became uncontrollable, so he was eliminated.

What if he had always been willing to be an obedient dog?

"Lynch" shows an evil smile at the end of the movie.

After the main feature and the tidbits of the movie were over, the credits began to appear and the theater lights came on, announcing that the movie was really over. Very rarely, all kinds of cheers, applause and weird screams were heard in the major theaters. From the perspective of adrenaline stimulation and entertainment, this is a blockbuster that is more Hollywood than Hollywood. If the production company hadn't clearly written "Traveler Entertainment" and the long Chinese credits list, no one would have doubted that it was a Hollywood movie, and would have only cheered "Hollywood is awesome."

Moreover, many professionals have predicted on public channels that many of the gunfights and action scenes in this movie will not only be industry benchmarks in the mysterious country, but will also become the objects of imitation and tribute by any movie in Hollywood and even the world in the future - this prediction came true very quickly, because before the movie was even released, Lionsgate Entertainment in Hollywood, USA, spent a huge amount of money to buy out the IP of this movie.

This is another reason why the strange creatures who criticized "The Accidental Assistant" failed, because their non-blood-related father personally stepped forward to see the IP value of this movie, making the critical articles they had previously published on various channels and the carriers become a laughing stock.

The box office of "The Assistant" also directly won the annual championship, and even ranked among the top ten in the world.

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