Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

"Damn it!" Xia Yu cursed. His physical skills were far inferior to Asuma's. If he continued to stalemate for a few rounds, he would probably lose everything. After thinking about it, Xia Yu quickly retreated after dodging the second round of attacks, putting some distance between him and Asuma.

Asuma sneered contemptuously: "What? Are you scared? Xia Yu, you are nothing more than that."

"Hehe..." Xia Yu sneered: "Sorry, I'm only suitable for sweating in bed. As for the battlefield, forget it. I like to do it the easiest way."

In this battle, Xia Yu wanted to test his abilities.

That is your own kaleidoscope.

Each Uchiha's Mangekyō Sharingan has powerful special abilities.

Because Xia Yu's kaleidoscope opened too suddenly, he still doesn't know what his abilities are.

His mind focused and scarlet appeared in his eyes instantly.

Then, the three magatama began to rotate infinitely, gradually converging into a special pattern that made people shudder.

"Is this...your Mangekyō Sharingan?"

Asuma Sarutobi's heart tightened. It was the first time he saw the Uchiha clan's Mangekyō at such a close distance.

He once heard his father Sarutobi Hiruzen mention that once a member of the Uchiha clan possessed the Mangekyō, both their left and right eyes would develop strange and magical abilities.

He was very curious, what was Xia Yu's kaleidoscope ability?

Not to mention him, Xia Yu was equally curious.

Asuma has not yet gone through the stage of dealing with Itachi and Kisame in the original work, and has not received the tactics that Might Guy mentioned about dealing with Uchiha who cannot look into the eyes.

The two of them just stared at each other with their eyes wide open and angry.

Three seconds passed...

Nothing happened.

Asuma raised his lips and said, "What? You made me worry for nothing. It turns out that the so-called kaleidoscope is just a boring fake legend. Xia Yu, prepare to lose! Even if you summon that bone giant, I won't be afraid of you!"

Asuma Sarutobi rushed at him again...

"what's the situation?"

Xia Yu lives in Bengbu.

The kaleidoscope had clearly lit up and the chakra was being stimulated and absorbed continuously, but there was no reaction at all.

There is neither black flame, nor hollowness, nor the illusion world that can be controlled at will...

"Damn it, system, is the permanent kaleidoscope you gave me a reward a fake one?"

Even the Susanoo this morning was only in its initial skeleton state.

Xia Yu had no reason not to suspect that there was something wrong with the quality of these glasses! They looked like fake or inferior products.

At this time, the system's old and sinister laughter came slowly:

[Hehehe, kid, don't be anxious, there will be a reaction soon...]

Just as Asuma was about to get close to Xia Yu, he suddenly howled in pain and fell heavily to the ground.

"???"

Everyone around was confused.

Even though Xia Yu did nothing, Asuma fell down.

Not only that, Asuma, who had fallen down, was covering his stomach with his hands, with cold sweat on his face: "Ugh! It hurts! My stomach... hurts! Damn it, Xia Yu, what on earth did you do to me?"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Xia Yu quickly spread his hands and said innocently, "There are so many people watching here, but I didn't touch you at all. Aren't you trying to blame me? Asuma, did you eat something that made your stomach upset?"

"what!!!"

Asuma's face turned pale with pain, and his lips were even bleeding from being bitten by his teeth.

"Xia, Xia Yu! We'll fight another day! Quick, help me call a medical ninja, I can't stand it anymore!"

Kurenai Yuhi quickly ran to Asuma's side, looking nervous.

Regardless of their current relationship, she was still worried about Asuma's sudden accident.

Seeing this, Xia Yu sighed helplessly and turned his gaze to Xi Ri Hong, with disappointment in his eyes and mixed feelings in his heart.

It seems that Hong is not sincere in coming here for the interview. She still has a place for Asuma in her heart...

That's right, this couple is the official childhood sweethearts, how could their relationship be broken up because of such a trivial matter?

"Forget it, since it's the official match, I won't do it. Give that old thief Kishimoto some face."

Before Xia Yu could finish what he was saying in his heart, Hong, who was comforting Asuma, suddenly changed her expression and began to groan on the ground, holding her stomach.

“Ah, this…!”

Xia Yu finally understood that this must be related to his kaleidoscope!

Whoever you point your eyes at will have a stomachache!

Damn! What kind of crappy ability is this! Although it is very useful, I feel so unlucky!

Xia Yu quickly put away the kaleidoscope and turned his eyes into ordinary black.

I thought the pain would be relieved, but after a minute, the situation did not improve.

.......

After a while, with the help of some enthusiastic people, the medical ninjas arrived.

"Mr. Asuma, how are you!"

"I, my stomach hurts! It hurts so much!"

"Which specific location?"

Asuma pointed at the areas on both sides of his chest with difficulty: "Um... here, and... here."

The medical ninja quickly mobilized chakra to gather on his palms, diagnosing and treating the location of Asuma's pain.

Suddenly, the medical ninja frowned: "Oh...it's bad!"

Asma was shocked: "What, what happened?"

The medical ninja stammered, "Mr. Asuma, your...your kidneys...seem to be useless."

"What??????"

.......

One meter away, the sunset is red.

Another medical ninja was also providing emergency treatment to Yuhi Kurenai.

Hong was very worried. She knew that she would most likely have the same result as Asuma, with kidney problems.

But soon, the medical ninja who was treating her suddenly laughed, his eyes narrowed into slits with joy: "Hong, congratulations, you are pregnant~"

Xihihong: "Ah???"

Asuma: "Huh????"

Xia Yu: “…”

Xia Yu was silent, his mood completely sunk to the bottom.

It turns out that Hong and Asuma both have children, haha...then why should I join in the fun.

The clown turned out to be himself.

At this time, Asma's words at the top of his lungs shocked everyone present into silence.

"Hong! You...you slut, I never thought you would...! I haven't even touched you, tell me, who is the father of this child! I, I'm going to kill him!"

Xihi Honghongyun's face was full of surprise and astonishment: "How is this possible! Asuma, I have never been with anyone! I, I should still be a virgin!"

[Hehehe....boy, have you figured out the capabilities of your Mangekyō Sharingan? ]

The system's voice echoed in Xia Yu's mind again.

Xia Yu was stunned at this moment. The scene in front of him was so bloody that he couldn't react for a while.

[Forget it, let me tell you. ]

[Perhaps because of the existence of this system, your Mangekyō Sharingan is extremely special, and its effects on men and women are different.]

【Dealing with men....】

[Left Eye Effect: Anyone who looks at your left eye for 5 seconds will become infertile.]

[Right Eye Effect: Anyone you look at with your right eye for 5 seconds will become infertile.]

【Dealing with women....】

[Left Eye Effect: Anyone who looks at your left eye for 5 seconds will get pregnant.]

[Right Eye Effect: Anyone you look at with your right eye for 5 seconds will become pregnant.]

[Of course, it's your seed that's pregnant. ]

[This ability will take effect immediately and cause substantial damage to the target. Males will experience back pain, while females will experience stomach pain.

[If the target knew the result, it would cause a physical and mental blow to their body and mind. ]

[Ability summary: 6! ]

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Chapter 28 Xia Yu in a Good Mood

"..."

"System, what you mean is... I just looked at Kurenai Yuhi for five seconds, and she got pregnant with my child? And Asuma lost both of his kidneys?"

【almost. 】

"This……"

Xia Yu would never have thought that the five words "Whoever you look at is pregnant" would actually become a reality.

To put it bluntly, the effect of his Mangekyō Sharingan is that he can weaken all his love rivals and make all women become the mothers of his children.

What the hell!

Really great!

For Xia Yu, who needs many children to be blessed, they are a perfect match.

.......

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Yuhi Kurenai shook her head frantically, at a loss, and yelled at the medical ninja with panic in her eyes:

"How could I be pregnant! This is fake, it must be fake! I don't believe you, I want to go to the hospital for another check-up, ugh, it hurts..."

The pain in my stomach hasn't gone away yet.

Asma's situation was even worse. There was nothing he could do. The pain in his kidneys was too unbearable. Moreover, both kidneys hurt at the same time, which doubled the pain.

With the quick treatment of the medical ninjas, both of them were taken to Konoha Hospital.

Xia Yu did not follow.

Because he knew that the effect of the Mangekyō Sharingan was correct.

No matter how many times she goes to the hospital for check-ups, Xiurihong will still be pregnant, and this result is an unchangeable fact.

"System, how long will they be in pain..."

Seeing Xi Ri Hong in pain, Xia Yu felt inexplicably distressed. After all, she was pregnant with his child and was the mother of his child, so he should still show the proper care.

[A man will feel pain for a day. A strong man like Asuma may be able to hold on, but a weak man will probably be tortured to death by the pain, or choose to commit suicide to end it all.

[After surviving this day, the other functions of the kidneys remain unchanged, and urination is not affected, but... Asuma will be childless in this life. ]

"..."

Before Xia Yu traveled through time, he had experienced kidney stones. Just one stone was enough to make Xia Yu suffer from excruciating pain.

When I think about how both kidneys would feel severe pain at the same time, I wonder what that would feel like...

Xia Yu couldn't help but shudder.